WHAT WOULD MAKE HULK ANGRY THE FREE AGENCY PRIMER

incredible-hulk By Dr. Bruce Banner End of football season and not yet start of league year mean Hulk have some time to calm down and relax. Hulk no think about football too much and Hulk no get angry too much. Funny how that works out. But now this coming Tuesday the league starts and that means the start of free agency. This get Hulk starting to think about football. Hulk start to think what free agents might Dolphins sign and what free agents might Dolphins lose? As Hulk begins to think about the various scenarios Hulk start to get sweaty, his chest starts pounding, his head start hurting and Hulk start getting angry thinking about mistakes that team might make. Hulk think of many things that would make him angry. This is what would make Hulk angry in free agency: Signing Ndamukong Suh for crazy big money. It’s not that Hulk doesn’t like Suh, in fact Hulk have great respect for Suh and his style of play. However, Hulk sees to much money to be spent on one player on defense. Hulk see many other needs that may not get addressed if we sign Suh such as contract extension for Ryan Tannehill. Then there is fixing the offensive line and wide receiver. For the same money that we spend to sign Suh we could sign Mike Iupati and Randall Cobb. Hulk think that would make much bigger impact on team than 1 defensive tackle. We would solidify the interior of the offensive line which would mean Tannehill would have more time to throw and Miller would have more open lanes to run. At same time we could add Randall Cobb who is ideally for Dolphins offense. He has speed to get deep but thrives in the short to intermediate passing game. Nearly one half of his 1,200 yards were after the catch. Tannehill thrives in the short to intermediate game as well. If we sign Cobb, then we have 2 wide receivers who play very well in space and can line up in multiple positions including the boundary, the slot or the backfield and at R1P14 one of these 3 wide receivers are likely to be available: Amari Cooper, Kevin White or Devante Parker. All of whom would be excellent boundary receivers. We would fix OL and give Tannehill multiple weapons to work with but if we sign Suh then this is not possible as we will have no money to bring in veteran OG. We will be forced to draft and rely on rookie OL instead. There are other good options for interior OL in free agency other than Iupati. Vladimir Ducasse of the Vikings, Orlando Franklin of Broncos and Jah Reid of Ravens give other options at OG for Dolphins to get immediate help on interior OL. Another option is to sign Steve Wisnewski from Raiders at OC and keep Mike Pouncey at OG. Another thing that would make Hulk angry is if we sign Jared Odrick to big contract extension. Odrick play a lot but not make many tackles or sacks. Also Dolphin run defense really struggled with Odrick playing DT. There is talk of Odrick getting an $8 million dollar per year contract. Hulk no see that and Hulk be very angry if Phins pay Odrick that much. There are other good DT options available that would be cheaper. Dan Williams for instance is very good run stuffing DT and he be cheaper than Odrick. Terrence Knighton may not be cheaper but he is better than Odrick. Vince Woolfork is now on the open market, maybe he like to come back to Miami for a short term contract and take up space in middle of field. Nick Fairley, Suh’s team mate is also free agent and is better than Odrick. There are too many good options at DT to invest that much money in Odrick. Hulk also hear people talk about signing a veteran running back like Frank Gore. This also would make Hulk angry. Again Hulk like Frank Gore but Hulk no not to sign a running back on the wrong side of 30. Hulk thinks Phins have their running back with Lamar Miller. What Phins need is a quality back up running back/short yardage specialist. There are good options in draft including a Hulk favorite in Tyler Varga. Hulk would see no reason to spend cap dollars on a veteran running back when it is a good year for running backs in the draft. Hulk would also be very angry if we no address the secondary in free agency. Right now Phins have 2 quality defensive backs on roster in Grimes and Reshad Jones and there is talk of cutting Jones to make cap space for Suh. Hulk getting angry just thinking about that. Jamar Taylor flashed talent in limit playing time last year. He may or may not be ready to be a full time CB. Louis Delmas was the starting S but he get injured and is now a free agent. We need at least 1 safety and one corner back. The market not great but there are some decent options that should not cost much. One option at CB is Darius Butler. He has proven to be a viable nickel back the last several years in Indianapolis and would not break the cap budget. Byron Maxwell be available at CB but he more expensive and Hulk no think he would be as good away from rest of pro bowl secondary in Seattle. At safety Hulk like Tyvon Branch from Oakland Raiders. I know Hulk like his Uconn guys but Branch has been a quality player who goes under the radar on bad team. Branch has speed to play center field and again not likely to break cap budget. Also Hulk like Antrell Rolle who is also a free agent. He is a proven ball hawk with 9 interceptions over last 2 years. Plus he is known to be a hard worker and good club house influence. Tom Coughlin called him the hardest working player he has ever seen. However he is likely to cost more. Finally, Hulk would be very angry if TE Charles Clay is lost to free agency, especially to Buffalo Bills as it was reported that coach Rex wanted to sign Clay. The imposition of the transition tag now makes it less likely we lose Clay as with transition tag Phins get right to match any offer. However, reports are that Bills still willing to make big offer to Clay. If we lose Clay there are not many good options in either the draft or free agency. The TE class in the draft is one of the worst in recent years. Most of the 40 times of the TEs in this draft make Arthur Lynch look fast. The free agency class is headed by Julius Thomas but he would be expensive and he will also be playing without Peyton Manning, DeMaryius Thomas and Wes Welker. Hulk not sure he worth signing for the kind of money he will demand. Jermaine Gresham is a quality TE but probably not better, or as versatile as Charles Clay. Jordan Cameron on Cleveland is available but again Hulk thinks Charles Clay fits Fins offense better. So Hulk thinks it is important to re-sign Charles Clay or else Hulk be very angry and no one wants that. content

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1,022 Responses to WHAT WOULD MAKE HULK ANGRY THE FREE AGENCY PRIMER

  1. Mike E. says:

    Heath Evans is an ass with a transparent agenda. He hates the Dolphins, and never says a good thing about the Dolphins, so he shouldn’t even discuss them

  2. Mike E. says:

    34 minutes and counting . . . . .

  3. getterdone says:

    Tijuana Flats

  4. getterdone says:

    i seriously hope the Colts fall flat on their face. Sick of Luck this & Luck that….the dude is an INT & Fumble machine.

    *This message was approved by Ryan Tannehill for QB.

    Go Tanny!

  5. Mike E. says:

    Try

    I think most Dolphins fans know Heath is just a hater.

  6. Ken says:

    BoulderPhinfan says:
    March 10, 2015 at 3:16 pm (Edit)

    who cares they’ll have Luck and will probably be in AFC championship again.
    ______________________________________________
    They remind me of how the Miami teams were constructed during the Marino years, especially 83-86. Great offense, tons of weapons but it’s all on the QB because the defense is very weak and the O is one dimension. It’s a hell of a dimension but it is one dimensional.

    • BoulderPhinfan says:

      hey they’re in the dance every year. Its more than I can say about our team and with the big “splashes” we’ve made. At least Irsay was drunk enough to suck for luck. We couldn’t even do that.

  7. Tim Knight says:

    I don’t like Heath Evans’ commentary on anything. But he definitely doesn’t like the Dolphins.

  8. Mike E. says:

    I wonder if Bat will make an appearance to either voice his pleasure or displeasure at the Suh signing . . . .

  9. getterdone says:

    The Buffalo News reports the Bills will attempt to “structure the strongest possible offer sheet” for Dolphins transition player Charles Clay, and that the Browns are also interested.
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    Tell Rex to eat a dick Clay, or a smelly foot!

    • stangerx says:

      He ain’t worth more than the $7 mil. How do the rules work on the transition tag…..can other teams make a multi-year offer or are they limited to beating the one-year from the tag team?

  10. son of a son of a shula says:

    Say his name three times and he usually shows up

    Bat
    Bat…

  11. The Flying Pig says:

    Did you guys know Jimmy Graham has a 4 year 40M conteact with the Saints (signed last season)

    10M a year for the best TE in the league

    Gronkowski is 9M a year

    *******
    I mention those b/c rumor is the Bills will be offering Clay about 8M a year
    which is insane

    You can;t pay Clay that kind of money whether you are the Dolphins or the Bills

    http://overthecap.com/position/tight-end/
    They have Clay here at 7M
    Why do I think that is wrong?
    Isn;t Clay still on his rookie contract?

  12. BoulderPhinfan says:

    I think this suh contract is a bank roberry but we have a very huge bank so we can get robbed every once in a while. Its called bank ross.

  13. Tim Knight says:

    Wow, trade rumor. NO Jimmy Graham and a 4th rd pick to SEA for Max Unger and their 1st rd pick.

  14. son of a son of a shula says:

    Bat

  15. Mike E. says:

    Batlejuice, Batlejuice, Batlejuice!

  16. son of a son of a shula says:

    So if we lose Clay do we draft another TE. Maxx Williams? O’Leary? Funchess to be a tweener?

  17. Try Pod says:

    Ngata to Detroit

  18. The Flying Pig says:

  19. The Flying Pig says:

    everyone is reporting now that the Graham/Unger tarde is a done deal

  20. getterdone says:

    Tim Knight says:
    March 10, 2015 at 3:47 pm
    Wow, trade rumor. NO Jimmy Graham and a 4th rd pick to SEA for Max Unger and their 1st rd pick.
    Reply

    That would be a dumb move….why not just hand the superbowl to a conference opponent….SMH!

  21. son of a son of a shula says:

    Tim you need to get that jersey altered and have the name changed to Warfield and it can be a vintage jersey

  22. son of a son of a shula says:

    Randy loves Unger

  23. Ken says:

    Good move by the Lions. Ngata is probably the closest thing to Suh. Not as good and gettig older but still a high quality DT

  24. The Flying Pig says:

  25. finfanrob says:

    ‘what they are encouraging would be a crime in most states.’

    what some of those women look like in yoga pants should be also.

    but i get what you mean, i half heard something on the radio the other day about letting ‘transgender’ kids use either restroom in grade school now.

  26. son of a son of a shula says:

    Alright here we go:

    Happy Suh Year

  27. rgs322 says:

    3, 2, 1…..

  28. The Flying Pig says:

  29. Tim Knight says:

    I’m not sure what Chip Kelly is doing.

  30. finfanrob says:

    ‘That would be a dumb move….why not just hand the superbowl to a conference opponent….SMH!’

    well they still have mr chokarroll as head coach

  31. The Flying Pig says:

    Lol
    Happy new year mumble mumble

  32. D says:

    Wow about Graham

  33. D says:

    Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter 35s35 seconds ago

    Sense out of New England is that Darrelle Revis is likely to be a Jet, per sources. NE still will make final push. Not over yet.
    0 replies 1 retweet 0 favorites

  34. D says:

    Peter King ‏@SI_PeterKing 11s12 seconds ago

    Balt TE Owen Daniels to Denver.

  35. getterdone says:

    NFL Network’s Ian Rapoport reports free agent Reggie Bush is drawing interest from the Saints, Patriots, and 49ers.
    ____________________________________
    I’d hate to see NE sign him….ugh!

  36. D says:

    Cant believe Saints traded Graham

  37. D says:

    Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter 19s20 seconds ago

    Former Super Bowl MVP and Seahawks LB Malcolm Smith has reached agreement with the Oakland Raiders, per sources.

  38. D says:

    Armando Salguero ‏@ArmandoSalguero 21s21 seconds ago

    The Dolphins have restructed P Brandon Fields contract. Stays.
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  39. CavalierKong says:

    Woohoo! Fields restructures. The Stanger house regains the use of knives, forks and other sharp objects.

  40. Try Pod says:

    I hope Suh gets down to Miami and starts to acclimate. That transition is a bitch. I think it would benefit him to start it sooner rather than later. I do realize it gets hotter than hell in Oklahoma, but the humidity I’d nothing there.

  41. D says:

    Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet 7s7 seconds ago

    The #Redskins are signing Stephen Paea more than $5M over 4 years

  42. D says:

    ProFootballTalk ‏@ProFootballTalk 11s11 seconds ago

    Report: Bears to sign Giants S Antrel Rolle http://wp.me/p14QSB-9J4Q

  43. getterdone says:

    Stanger, you can come in off the ledge now. Fields is staying. I always thought he would. He’s really linked to the community in Miami area.

  44. son of a son of a shula says:

    The Saints traded 51 TD’s (in 5 seasons) for a Center.

  45. son of a son of a shula says:

    Way to go Brandon Fields so glad you are sticking around.

  46. D says:

    no news about Clay is good news i hope.

  47. Ken says:

    Chip Kelly is either going to be coach of the year this year or back in college next year.

    • CavalierKong says:

      I’m not sure why you trade for Bradford. You could pick somebody up off the street to come in and go on IR every year.

  48. Ken says:

    The Saints almost had to trade Graham. They were in cap hell. Of course having 20 million tied up in your starting guards will do that to you.

  49. Al in MIA says:

    I heard Fields found a bag next to his car after leaving the Fins facilities.

  50. getterdone says:

    Isn’t Ireland a consultant in New Orleans?
    Brees is looking at him shaking his head going, you stupid SOB!

  51. The Flying Pig says:

    Bradford’s best throw is to the nurse

  52. D says:

    Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter 10s11 seconds ago

    Raiders + TEs: former Bills TE Lee Smith expected to join Oakland, per sources. Bengals TE Jermaine Gresham expected to visit Oakland today.

  53. D says:

    ProFootballTalk ‏@ProFootballTalk 1m1 minute ago

    Why do I feel like Sam Bradford is eventually going to be part of a package that allows the Eagles to move up in the draft?
    0 replies 2 retweets 0 favorites

  54. Tim Knight says:

    The Eagles got a 2nd and Bradford for Foles so the they might be stockpiling picks. They could trade Bradford.

  55. D says:

    Ian Wharton ‏@NFLFilmStudy 10s10 seconds ago

    Sounds like Eddie Royal to the #Bears
    0 replies 0 retweets 0 favorites

  56. son of a son of a shula says:

    Bradford and Foles are the same guy, I don’t get it. Kelly needs to up his IR numbers?

  57. D says:

    Baltimore Ravens ‏@Ravens 7s8 seconds ago

    Baltimore will reportedly receive fourth- and fifth-round round picks in return for Ngata: http://rvns.co/3aq

  58. getterdone says:

    Andrew Abramson ✔ @AbramsonPBP
    #Dolphins still working out contract details. Stephen Ross to Ndamukong Suh: “Do you do Paypal?”

  59. The Flying Pig says:

  60. getterdone says:

    Son, Kelly is stockpiling the picks for a trade up for Mariota….wait and see. Bradford will be the backup QB.

  61. Brian in NY says:

    D says:
    March 10, 2015 at 4:12 pm
    no news about Clay is good news i hope.
    *
    I just heard on local radio that the Bills were prepared to make Clay an offer. Take that for what it’s worth.

  62. son of a son of a shula says:

    I’m glad we kept Michael Thomas.

  63. The Flying Pig says:

  64. stangerx says:

    Dear everyone who talked about Fields as if he had already been cut,

    FU

  65. D says:

    Adam Beasley ‏@AdamHBeasley 1m1 minute ago

    CRAZY! Miami Dolphins just traded Ryan Tannehill to Buffalo Bills for a promise not to sign Charles Clay!
    http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/nfl/miami-dolphins/article13218830.html

  66. CavalierKong says:

    getterdone says:
    March 10, 2015 at 4:20 pm
    Andrew Abramson ✔ @AbramsonPBP
    #Dolphins still working out contract details. Stephen Ross to Ndamukong Suh: “Do you do Paypal?”
    ——————-

    Translation:
    Dolphins covering their ass since the NFL turned prick about the whole negotiating before start of FA.

  67. D says:

    Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet 11s12 seconds ago

    Wow. Jake Locker is retiring.

  68. The Flying Pig says:

    So now people are saying that the Eagles aslo swapped 1st rounder witht he Rams

    which gets them closer to Mariotta

    Maybe Bradford is the Qb of the jests next season?

  69. D says:

    ProFootballTalk ‏@ProFootballTalk 22s23 seconds ago

    Report: Giants strike a deal with linebacker Jonathan Casillas http://wp.me/p14QSB-9J58

  70. Ken says:

    CavalierKong says:
    March 10, 2015 at 4:13 pm (Edit)

    I’m not sure why you trade for Bradford. You could pick somebody up off the street to come in and go on IR every year.
    __________________________________________________
    He is clearly gearing up to draft Mariotta. Bradford and Sanchez are just insurance in case he doesn’t land him.

  71. Tim Knight says:

    Kind of sad to see Starks go. He gave us some quality play and durability for 7 seasons.

    • stangerx says:

      He still could be back. Big factor may be whether he plans on retiring here. A move for a year or two would seem bigger if he does.

  72. The Flying Pig says:

  73. D says:

    Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet 17s17 seconds ago

    Thought Jared Odrick was getting $7M per year from #Jaguars. It’s actually $8.5M per year with $22M guaranteed.

  74. D says:

    ProFootballTalk ‏@ProFootballTalk 27s27 seconds ago

    Mike Iupati cashes in with $40 million deal from Cardinals http://wp.me/p14QSB-9J5c

  75. D says:

    Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet 25s26 seconds ago

    More from Jake Locker: “I no longer have the burning desire necessary to play the game for a living.”

  76. The Flying Pig says:

    I gotta get back to work today

  77. D says:

    8.5 mil per, damn guys here were saying they wouldnt pay 6mil per lol.

  78. son of a son of a shula says:

    Jake Locker you were supposed to come be our back-up, what’s up?

  79. D says:

    Ian Rapoport ‏@Rap_Sheeet 12m12 minutes ago

    BREAKING: @Patriots and CB Darrelle Revis are closing in on a 4y/61M deal
    0 replies 262 retweets 75 favorites

  80. getterdone says:

    Pig, if Locker really is retiring then Kelly heard about it, and will send them Bradford now in a deal to get Mariota.

  81. son of a son of a shula says:

    I’m surprised this far into the league new year that Daniel Thomas is still available

  82. Rockphin says:

    HEY STANGER! Fields re-worked his deal. He will stay a dolphin! Celebrate!

  83. getterdone says:

    Ian Rapoport @RapSheel
    The #Jaguars have traded TE Marcedes Lewis to the #Saints. In less than an hour, New Orleans ships one Tight End out, trades for another.

  84. rgs322 says:

    If I’m Tennessee or Oakland, I’m calling Philly to see about a trade. I would take swapping 1st this year, both 2nd rounders this year, and next year’s 1st and call it day if I was those teams.

  85. Ken says:

    LMAO @ Jags paying 8.5 mil to Odrick. 2 years from now Odrick will be a cap casualty.

  86. Tim Knight says:

    I think we have to realize the market changes and obviously that is the market for Odrick. Maybe not 3-4 years ago but it is now.

    • son of a son of a shula says:

      Some of it is Jax and Oakland both overpaying guys because they have to use up so much cap space. Odrick was smart enough to stay in Fla instead of funding all those liberal agendas in Cali er a I mean paying Cali State tax

  87. D says:

    Neal Driscoll ‏@NealDriscoll 9s9 seconds ago Abingdon, MD

    Suh is taking phyiscal with miami
    ——————————
    why not just ask Piggy he has already had a buddy explore every orifice

  88. The Flying Pig says:

    Anyone else worried about Sam Bradford blowing his knee going to the physical

  89. Al in MIA says:

    D,
    Seems you are not alone….
    Check this article out
    http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=127092887

  90. getterdone says:

    Omar Kelly ✔ @OmarKelly
    Dolphins still bidding on Ron Parker sources told me. It’ll be interesting to see who gets his first visit.
    __________________________
    I like this young developing DB, he has played CB & then did well as a safety filling in for an injured Eric Berry.

  91. Brian in NY says:

    Ken,
    At $22 million guaranteed, I would think he lasts at least three years there.

  92. Tim Knight says:

    TEN might be in the market for Mariota too.

  93. getterdone says:

    WOW, someone that likes Coyle 😉

    James Walker ✔ @JamesWalkerNFL
    #Dolphins LB Kelvin Sheppard said as soon as the season was over he told the team he wanted to re-sign. He likes the fit.

  94. stangerx says:

    “According to ESPN’s Adam Schefter the Philadelphia Eagles are swapping quarterbacks with the St. Louis Rams. Nick Foles for Sam Bradford and some exchange of picks.”

    And that would mean the Jets don’t get the rumored sweat heart deal from Philly.

  95. The Flying Pig says:

    Stanger

    Now is your shot
    Ask the Dolphins to include a “Dinner with Stanger Clause” in the modified contract

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