Mustachio Cuts Player Profiles: Il Succo

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THE ALARM GOES OFF AND MUSTACHIO HITS SNOOZE AGAIN

Ughhh…Mustachio no want to svegliare this morning…

Mustacioinbed

No more cutting hair today.

No more Lavern

But Mustachio must make the money for the house…so time to go to lavaro

But Mustachio no have any motivation this morning.

Ahhhh.  Mustachio knows what Mustachio needs

IL SUCCO!

JarvisJuice1

(singing)

Buon Giorno Mattina

Buon Giorno Mattina

All is good now that Mustachio has Il Succo!

(Mustachio Hops out of Bed)

JarvisJuice2

Buon Giorno Mattina

Buon Giorno Mattina

Il Succo is il magiore of the Dolphins!!!

(Mustachio opens his refrigerator)

JarvisHuice3

Buon Giorno Mattina

Buon Giorno Mattina

You are going to catch cento footballs for il mille yards!

(Mustachio pours himself a glass of orange juice)

JarvisJuice4

Buon Giorno Mattina

Buon Giorno Mattina

Mustachio can do everything now just like Il Succo!!!

(Mustachio goes to work)

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669 Responses to Mustachio Cuts Player Profiles: Il Succo

  1. The Flying Pig says:

    Tim, Brian, Ken, Mike and anyone else who wants to visit NYC
    How do you guys feel about setting up a day in December to watch a game at Slatterys

  2. finfanrob says:

    Al in MIA says:
    November 18, 2015 at 5:37 pm

    Works for me 🙂
    “Don’t get all jizzy on me”

    i cant help it, you showed me your muzzy and i got all excited

  3. ocalahowie says:

    Just bring your machine guns and shoot them first when they come barging in!

  4. ocalahowie says:

    But there is a problem there.
    You’ll probably go to prison for committing a hate crime 😦

  5. getterdone says:

    …is this Randy or does he know this guy?

    Minnesota Democrat Quits Race After Posting DUMB TWEET ABOUT ISIS

    Democrat Dan Kimmel ended his campaign for the Minnesota state house Sunday when he sparked outrage for a tweet he wrote about ISIS.

    The Star Tribune reported:
    Burnsville DFLer abruptly quits state House race after tweeting ‘ISIS isn’t necessarily evil’

    A Burnsville DFLer’s campaign for the state House abruptly ended Sunday morning within hours of him posting on social media that ISIS “isn’t necessarily evil” and is “made up of people doing what they think is best for their community.”

    The Twitter posting Saturday by Dan Kimmel, coming as the world’s emotions remain raw from Friday’s terror attacks in Paris, brought swift rebuke from others on Twitter. House Minority Leader Paul Thissen, DFL-Minneapolis, called for Kimmel to give up his campaign.

    “I’m folding up the campaign tent,” Kimmel told the Star Tribune. He later issued a written apology and called his tweet “stupid,” adding that it’s probably best for him to “shut up” for the time being.

  6. jetsssuck says:

    you guys know when isis overtook mosul for a short period they took 88 lbs of nuclear material from a college. They haven’t found the material yet and it is believed to be taken into Europe.

  7. Brian in NY says:

    Piggy,
    Let me check my schedule- I’ll get back to you.

  8. wyoming85 says:

    Omar Kelly ‏@OmarKelly 16m16 minutes ago
    The Denver Broncos waived Shelley Smith to claim Sam Brenner. The irony.

  9. ocalahowie says:

    Shit Jetssuck
    I was watching CNN a few nights ago They had a parade with at least 6 of our Humvee’s and a Iraqi Scud missile…
    Watch out Isreal, if they figure how to aim and launch that thing, let alone putting that Radiation Crap on it.

    • jetsssuck says:

      Israel has the missile defense shield but that can be broken through by overwhelming the system. Very disturbing times.

  10. ocalahowie says:

    Im telling you now! Brenner is going to be a force up front.
    Seriously I dont know why we never got him in the game…
    GOOD MOVE BRONCOS 😦

  11. finfanrob says:

    hey, let me know when this NY get together is. I would love to fly up there and hang with you guys.

    (not really, i just want to make stanger jealous)

  12. Ken says:

    Piggy I am in for a game at Slattery’s

  13. finfanrob says:

    i think this is fitting for todays conversation

  14. finfanrob says:

    Ken says:
    November 18, 2015 at 7:00 pm

    We would like it if you really did

    yeah it would be cool. but that only gives me like a month to get married to i can experience the hand.

  15. ocalahowie says:

    Yes
    Remember that 1st Gulf War we hooked them up with the Patriot Missile.
    Theyve come a long way on their own since.
    Able to shoot down little dinky PLO rockets But who the heck does Isis have other than them to launch that thing at.
    And what the hell happened to our Defense. that 747 with the Lazar in the nose
    I first saw that like 15 years ago

    • jetsssuck says:

      I saw recently the new defense system where US a/c fighters that fires a defense missile that explodes with a net to capture the missile before it explodes and lands safely unto land but they still use chaff first. The weapons they have gotten was mostly from bases that were deserted when attacked by isis. Their are rumors that weapons are being sold by assad to them. He needs the money and they need weapons. Lots of sub plots to this war.
      —————-
      Remember greynolds park

  16. ocalahowie says:

    And we may now that SCUM for their AK’S but they have dozens if not hundred’s of America’s finest assault Riffles..
    I dont know what kind they are but the sure arent M-16s anymore.
    Oh I almost forgot
    A bunch of white boys with big tong beards
    WHAT THE FUCK!

  17. ocalahowie says:

    Nightly Update
    DOLPHINS-COWBOYS
    Old 24-23 MIA
    Howie 31-16 MIA
    Piggy 28-20 MIA
    T-pod 21-19 DAL
    Al 23-20 MIA
    Bold 24-17 DAL
    Wyo 23-15 MIA
    WE’RE BAD!
    BAD TO THE BONE!!!

  18. olddolphan says:

    IT’S ONLY WEDNESDAY NIGHT and I’m already starting to focus on the Dallas game. This should be the noisiest crowd at any home game so far!! And I’l be VERY SUPRISED if either team wins by a large margin. The big question in my mind is “Will the officials call holding on Dallas????” I have NO DOUBT that Mr. Romo will be MUCH CLOSER to Mr. Suh than he wants to be!! Look for plenty of short passes and quick out patterns in an effort to keep Romo from getting pounded.

  19. Rockphin says:

    Ken says:
    November 18, 2015 at 7:00 pm

    We would like it if you really did
    Reply

    So you could escape is couch?

  20. finfanrob says:

    wtf is wrong with you. i would never let him on my couch. he isnt allowed out of the basement

  21. steveccnv says:

    D says:

    November 18, 2015 at 3:51 pm

    Stats indicate he is elite, but he is still pretty wildly inconsistent. I would put him on the fringe because you cant in any way say day in and day out he is going to perform well. Very Jekyll and Hyde. When he is on though he is pretty friggin sharp.
    ———————————-
    All you need to know is he kills us every time.

  22. Tim Knight says:

    D, I’m 5-9 7/8, an Omar joke back in the day. There are pics of me out there brosef. LOL

  23. getterdone says:

    Miami Dolphins ✔ @MiamiDolphins
    “We want to be a team that is dominant at home. That is our first focus.”

  24. finfanrob says:

    getterdone says:
    November 18, 2015 at 9:41 pm

    Miami Dolphins ✔ @MiamiDolphins
    “We want to be a team that is dominant at home. That is our first focus.”

    lol vs

    Miami Dolphins ✔ @MiamiDolphins
    “Home games gnome games, we really don’t care if we win or lose at home just as long as the opponent has fun”

  25. Tim Knight says:

    Not to be a party pooper but does anyone else think the Ken tied in FFR’s basement thing is past the creepy and drag it through the mud stage? I’m just expressing how I react to it. Not trying to be the totalitarian here and tell you what to talk about. I just think it’s weird. LOL

    • olddolphan says:

      MY REACTION is to walk the greyhound and call it a night. And, since FFR lives in Lutz, I’d bet he doesn’t even HAVE a basement!! Y’all sleep well and focus on a Miami victory over “South America’s Team!”

  26. finfanrob says:

    Tim Knight says:
    November 18, 2015 at 10:09 pm

    Not to be a party pooper but does anyone else think the Ken tied in FFR’s basement thing is past the creepy and drag it through the mud stage? I’m just expressing how I react to it. Not trying to be the totalitarian here and tell you what to talk about. I just think it’s weird. LOL

    weeeeellllllll at least now i know who is next.

  27. Tim Knight says:

    You’ll never get me there. I’m invisible. I wanted to post the Ed Begley Jr. invisible man scene from some movie but I can’t find a quick clip quick enough. LOL

  28. finfanrob says:

    aaaaaaahhhhhhhaaaaaaahhhhhh, if i can trap a fucking hulk i think the invisible man will be a piece of cake.

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