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Ever had one of those days?
Nothing can withstand the gravitational forces you pass through.
Everything comes to pieces!
Well that’s when you need your Toots SuperGlue!
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Just apply a little bit of Toots Superglue to you broken Photon Belt or your best Wide Receiver and like Magic you are back in space again or pitching a shutout on the football field.
Toots and Alexander are airtight and won’t let anything come between them and the receiver, including bombs!
Alexander was one of the most highly ranked high school prospects coming out of high school. He was talented then, he is talented now.
Toots won Space Ship Saver of the year last millennium. And it still saves Space Ships!
Some think Alexander will be the first cornerback taken in the draft! Some also think Toots will glue a moon to a planet!
Before the combine Alexander declared to the NFL “I am the best cornerback in the draft”…cocky, you bet! True….maybe!
Cornerbacks need to be confident, and Mackensie certainly is.
And I am confident Toots will permanently glue anything it touches!
Guess how many interceptions Alexander had at Clemson…
The answer is ZERO. Guess why?
Yep, you guessed it, no one dared to throw the ball near him.
Like Toots Superglue which never breaks down. Toots is permanent and not safe for your kids to play with.
Alexander is true shutdown defensive back. And Toots will kill your pets if they eat it!
Alexander is yet another prospect with Florida roots, hailing from Immokalee Florida.
I don’t know where that is but its probably full of football fields.
Toots, on the other hands, is harnessed out of the semen of dead lifeforms!
At the combine Alexander didn’t run the 40 but or really any drills at all except the bench where he benched 225 pounds 11 times.
At the Saturn New Products Fair, Toots glued an alien’s tentacles to his own pancreas 11 times!
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And if you are an intergalactic agent, you need Toots SuperGlue in your spaceship!
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Finsmob Unleashed 
I predict the Giant’s GM is fired within 2 years. Lol
I stand by what i said earlier, OV is worth 10mil per. In this market for an ascending pass rusher at his young age, every drop of 10. 17 though…..fuck that.
D says:
March 9, 2016 at 5:08 pm (Edit)
Ken woulda destroyed his office and probably wrote fuk tha Phins in shit on the bathroom walls.
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What? Is there something wrong with that?
LOL, no, go at it man but be artistic with it. I mean any child can write with shit but not everyone can be a poo Picasso.
Ken if you’re comparing Suh to Harris I don’t know what to say.
Harris will probably be worth his contract.
Alright. Time to get out of the office. Peace.
….and stop writing on the walls will ya! 👿
Restricted free agent C.J. Anderson is already drawing interest from the Bears, Dolphins, 49ers and Patriots, according to Profootballtalk on NBC Sports.
Three of those teams have immediate holes to fill at running back with San Francisco being the lone exception. Anderson got off to a rough start last season but finished the year strong by averaging 6.3 yards per carry over his last eight games. The Broncos won’t get any compensation for Anderson if they fail to match another team’s offer sheet.
Always OGs get released.
Its true, there is probably more to come, hell after draft a bunch of things will happen, but i was hoping we would get at least one bonafide starter, and you have to just hope thats how it turns out picking up cut players, in FA you can more guarantee it.
Unfortunately ours don’t.
Samantha Retweeted
NOTSportsCenter™ @NOTSportsCenter · 12m12 minutes ago
Free agent signings:
-Brock Osweiler: Texans
-Lamar Miller: Texans
-Matt Forte: Jets
-Doug Martin: Bucs
-Johnny Manziel: Budweiser
Chiefs are getting Schwartz
D,
How is Vernon ascending? His sack numbers just dropped significantly last year, and he’s just an okay run defender. He’s not that good. Just because a team is willing to overpay for him has nothing to do with his value on the field. Nobody in New York is gonna be happy with that contract in 2 years.
Hits, hurries, etc all went up. He was a much better DE last year than previously. He was on the up, still its a market thing, for NFL players if you are the top guy at your position, you are going to get paid like it by someone. I personally felt we should draw the line at 10mil. You feel different i guess.
More sad days for the Brownies lol………..
Matt Miller @nfldraftscout 8m8 minutes ago
#Browns have lost Travis Benjamin, Alex Mack and Mitch Schwartz.
But they still have Johnny Manziel.
I’m looking at much better play from Douglas and Turner. They just need time. Evans would be a good mentor if the price was right.
LMAO @ Ken’s “unfortunately ours don’t” That’s great!
Lee
I’m not as confident about Turner and Douglas. I actually think Douglas could be OK, but Not sure Turner’s got it.
The Flying Pig says:
March 9, 2016 at 5:34 pm
Chiefs are getting Schwartz
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Geoff Schwartz? He is solid & was said to be on the Phins radar. That sucks!
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See that 4th round pick we kept is worth a little more now
I see a lot of contradictions here between other teams and ours. It’s pretty strange.
GD the Cheifs signed Mitchell Schwartz not Geoff Schwartz
The Finsiders @TheFinsiders · 36s36 seconds ago
Mario Williams tells us that he liked the enthusiasm, direction & family approach that Dolphins showed in his visit to South Florida.
He must be retarded.
What makes you say that?
Or were you just being a smart ASS? 😉
Sorry Piggy!
Rick Stroud
@NFLSTROUD
#Bucs agreed to terms with G J.R. Sweezy
I’ve been really busy today. Did I see that we didn’t lose our 4th RD pick?
No 4th involved!
just swapped 1st
SWEET!!!! I’m very pleased to hear that! That makes it so much better for me. Really happy.
We traded our entire 2016 draft for the Eagles Janitor
and we took on his contract too so that is a 17M cap hit for us
but our toilets will be really clean
Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter · 23s23 seconds ago
Former Dolphins’ QB Matt Moore is on the way to Dallas for a visit with the Cowboys, who need a backup, per source.
They need a starter too
Romo’s shoulder is fucked
The Finsiders @TheFinsiders · 19s20 seconds ago
Mario Williams on confidence he’ll return to form: “Believe me, I’m back. I have no problem, no doubt, no hesitation in my mind whatsoever.”
If Moore goes to Dallas we could get a later round comp pick for him as well.
We swapped first round picks with somebody?
The Eagles
that is the comp for the Alonso/Maxwell trade
we received those two players and moved from 8 to 13
Philly in the deal that got us Maxwell and Alonzo
Yes for two scrubs.
From what im seeing you have Jahri Evans, Geoff Schwartz, Zane Beadles that are left, all previous starters.
Its probable we get a 3rd rounder for OV, and we could get a 6th-7th for Moore.
Or we get nothing. We won’t get anything unless the guys we sign don’t match up to Miller/OV. I don’t think they will, but we’ll see.
D says:
March 9, 2016 at 5:41 pm
GD the Cheifs signed Mitchell Schwartz not Geoff Schwartz
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Thanks bro. Whew, I was hoping it wasn’t Geoff. BTW, Mitchell blows wallaby balls.
Well that sucks.
I thought it was Geoff
but it turns out to be another Schwartz
Schwartz running wild this offseason I guess
D says:
March 9, 2016 at 5:49 pm
From what im seeing you have Jahri Evans, Geoff Schwartz, Zane Beadles that are left, all previous starters.
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I’d take Geoff over the other cats for sure.
D
Signing Super Mario goes on the ledger against OV. Obviously, OV got a lot more money and years, so that will help, but don’t bet on a 3rd RD comp pick
so far we haven’t had any big signings
so it bodes well for a higher pick
Mario was cut?
I didn’t think signing cut players worked into that equation?
it doesn’t
Remember when the Patriots were compensated even though they signed Revis
Damn the Bucs, they got Sweezy. Any of those 3 that D will do.
Mike, how’s that $7/$8M contract for OV looking?
D,
Is Mike Harris still available? H played fairly well for the Vikes last year when they moved him to guard. He was a tackle convert, so he could be a nice backup option at tackle too, if needed. I’d think he could be gotten fairly cheap, and he might be even better with a year at guard under his belt.
I think he got signed already ill see if i can find confirmation.
Looks like the Vikes are going to re-sign him.
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Mike Harris, G, Vikings. Age: 27.
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Re-signed with Vikings (1 year)
Mike Harris had never been a full-time starter before 2015. He took advantage of the opportunity and ran (blocked?) with it. The Vikings slid him inside to guard after he was stationed at tackle for the first three years of his career, and he was exceptional in all regards.
Read more at http://walterfootball.com/freeagents2016G.php#hE2HDk3lBzLeO6lF.99
Mike E. says:
March 9, 2016 at 5:56 pm
D
Signing Super Mario goes on the ledger against OV. Obviously, OV got a lot more money and years, so that will help, but don’t bet on a 3rd RD comp pick
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Mike, Signing Mario doesnt count against us for the comp pick, he was a street signing, not a UFA signing.
Good news.
Mike…Turner’s main problem is he was playing next to Fox for much of the year. With James back and another TC, he will be much better. For a 4th round rookie, Douglas did a good job. Tossed to the wolves a bit IMO.
I think both Turner and Douglas deserve a chance to show they are coming along
but Dallas Thomas….
Turner is on really thin ice, so many people here had a hard on for him the year we drafted him but he is really no better than Thomas.
Miami Dolphins ✔ @MiamiDolphins
Maxwell started at CB in Super Bowls XLVIII and XLIX for the Seahawks before joining the Eagles last season.
We all know that, it doesn’t make him any better.
Randy, Vikes resigned Harris to a 1yr deal.
OMG, FA was all of 1.5 hrs old. What a dickhead. What’s with that picture of O?
Just went to Tweeter, that picture is Os new wife 😛
He currently unemployed like your buddy Omar….
Thanks, fellas! I’ve been out of the loop.
Piggy try and forget Thomas is still with us please.
Maybe Forester loves him…lol
Somebody tweet Nomar and ask him to check his own arsehole for that OG. Idiot!
We’re up to $24M in cap space.
we might sign a RB, OG and CB in the next few days
So you can see that being eaten up
If we don’t use it
we should just give it to Suh and restructure again so his cap hit is 0 next year….lol
Unbelievable!
Keep in mind they will need 5-6mil for the rookie class and id hope they plan on rolling over 10 of it.
Just went to Tweeter, that picture is Os new wife 😛
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Looks like the skank Miko
LOL
So, we’ve signed a safety(kinda), a CB, a DT and a LB…and restructured our TE. What does that tell us?
I think you were clear enough with your statement lol.
DE
Anyone know anything about the S Quddus?
Isis
Steve, he’s been in league for 5 seasons. In his 2nd season he had 2 INT’s, none since the past 4 years.
But piss him off & he’ll take your head off!
If he’s anything like coitus we’re in business 😛
Isa Abdul-Quddus, S, Lions. Age: 27.
One of the reasons Detroit improved late in the year was Isa Abdul-Quddus replacing James Ihedigbo in the lineup. Abdul-Quddus was solid in coverage and thrived in run support.
Read more at http://walterfootball.com/freeagents2016S.php#24UyYuwoyw0BT6Hx.99
DE
Hey OV, can ya help a brother out man? I’m down on my luck!
we signed a DT?
When did that happen?
No but Soliai got released, just sayin’
Damn, OV. Good for you. That’s ridiculous money for a good player. Glad we stayed out of that. I would have been okay with Miller for 6 million, but agree with those saying RBs are easy to find these days for much less. Devante Booker, baby. Get him here, please.
The Lions safety could be a sneaky good signing and it’s low risk. I like those kind of moves for Miami right now.
So far, so good….
What has Booker done? Remember Miller was a highly sought after prospect in the draft too. Was a stud with the Canes, then took him a few years to develop in the NFL.
Everyone these days throws the ol ‘RB’s are easy to find, they’re a dime a dozen’…smh! No they’re not…IMO.
Average backs, yeah maybe in a suitable system with a good OL, but top flight RB’s are tough to find, and apparently tough to keep.
change your avi and get over it already!
Piggy,
Oops! I meant DE.
Soliai is available? Hot damn! Let’s overpay for him….again! Lol
Signed a CFL DT called Cleyton Leing. About 2 weeks ago.
He’s a DE as listed on the official website roster.
Last years comp picks, teams got 3rd round comp picks for A LOT less than Vernons 17 APY im pretty solid we should get a 3rd for him. Moore we will have to see what Dallas pays him if they do eventually sign him, but if its anything north of about 2.5 APY we probably get a 6th for him. Miller, could/should net us a 4th.
D, I don’t think we need $6M for the draft class, when they say that I think it’s a gross amount. When we add the 8 guys from the draft they’ll replace 8 guys on the top 51/53, so you have to subtract out those min. salaries currently $525K.
Didnt think about that, good point, and a late round guy is almost a 1 for 1 replacment. I have always heard its about a 5-6mil allotment you have to consider.
I’d sign Delmas again too, he’s cheap and if he actually does play he’s been very good.
I’m worried his knee will explode on the field during a game I’m watching
Steve
I think it’s unfathomable how much OV got. Not sure if you were saying you knew that would happen or not, but if you did, props to you. It’s shocking that he got that kind of contract.
DE…..I would let Wake walk as well, re-sign Shelby, Keep Dion FF provided his interview with brass works out.Damontre Moore could surprise a lot of people. He was highly rated in the draft and admits he screwed up with the Giants, he has talent. If Alexander the CB was there @ 13 he would probably be my pick. If not, Lawson, Dodd, or Conklin even. Spence I would stay away from.
The Flying Pig says:
March 9, 2016 at 6:30 pm
change your avi and get over it already!
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Give me time damn it. I’m still mourning and very Seastrunk over this whole deal of losing Millertime.
I changed my Seastrunk avatar by the 7th round of the 2013 draft!
LOL
D
Thanks for the Super Mario news bud! Good shit!
Man the browns are holding on to that last freaking shred of hope that they can offload Manziel to some team. They think the Osweiler thing has shaken the QB market enough to get someone to take a shot. Just cut the fucker and move on.
He was partying in vegas @ a UFC fight with his buddy, yep, you guessed it, Josh Gordon…ROTFLMAO!
GDP…he is a DE/DT type. Lot like Odrick.
True, unless they have him shed some poundage.
Id cut Wake too, i would feel better about keeping Shelby and having him man the RDE spot with Mario at LDE, and then draft a guy to compete with Shelby for at least splitting snaps at RDE. Lawson is a natural RDE BTW and we probably staring right at him with pick 13.
If we wind up with a 3rd, 4th, and 6th set of comp picks thats going to be a fucking awesome draft.
That seems to be some sort of backroom strategy gamble by Tbomb & Co.
He’ll be praised from the mountain tops if that happens, or else they’ll all go to NE, to make up for them losing picks….lol
Ozzie does it ALL the time. He is the MASTER of comp picks.
Chris Uhazie
@uhazie
@OmarKelly if Adam Gase ends up being really behind Tannehill, does that change your opinion of him at all given Gase’s track record?
Omar Kelly ✔ @OmarKelly
No….Ryan Tannehill is forced on EVERYONE. I’m sure he’s been forced on Adam Gase too.
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As he’s crouching huffing paint in the corner of his crib with no more furniture & listening to Tupac on his Ipod.
He forgot the part where Gase has been given full control over the 53. Its a bad year to cut him but if Gase doesnt want him, you can be sure we know next year by this time.
uwantwat
I think Wake still has value in a sub package to rush the passer. They’ll have to see how he comes back from his injury, but he might still be very effective with limited snaps if healthy.
Id still really like to draft Hargreaves, but i just dont see it at 13, so at this point gimme Lawson, Ragland, or maybe Leonard Flloyd.
Mike, don’t you remember the convo a couple weeks ago? I said don’t be surprised if OV gets $15M per yr.
The way we have gone about the early days of F/A means we have plugged a lot of holes with true starters and the draft suddenly becomes the way to get real talent into the team. BPA instead of purely need-based. Makes a real change.
To get comp picks you need to let guys walk, then don’t sign anyone big. The cheats do this like every other yr, and the guys they sign are off the street like Revis.
I don’t think I’m really ready to come back yet, I still just wanna rip Tannehill, lol.
I don’t want us to sign any large FA contracts, get 5 guys that ave. about $2.5M instead of one guy for $12.5. We need depth right now more than FA stars. That paper thin team of Philbin’s needs to be fixed.
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The Texans just signed their own Tannehill. Elway had no problem passing and they have big money to spend.
Blah blah blah
Randy…. You maybe right but he comes at a huge price. I’m just not sure at his age he can overcome the injury.
Comp picks this year are based off of what happened last year right?
Eagles signed LB Nigel Bradham, formerly of the Bills, to a two-year contract.
He’ll be reunited with former Bills DC Jim Schwartz.
uwantwat
I agree. Wake is a question mark at this point. They’ll have to figure out what he can do after he recovers. Explosion off the ball was his greatest asset. If he doesn’t have that anymore, he’s probably not worth keeping.
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I’d prefer to draft a CB over signing pacman. A rookie head coach doesn’t need a guy like that on his roster.
NFLTradeRumors.co @nfltrade_rumors 13m13 minutes ago
UPDATE: Coby Fleener Gets A Five-Year, $36M Deal From #Saints http://bit.ly/1R82862
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Pretty damn big contract for Fleenuh
Nice to see him out of Indy too.
I hope we don’t touch Maxwell’s contract, because we need to be able to cut him next yr, if he sucks.
When 😉
Browns lose another. They might be the comp pick kings this year lol.
Cleveland Browns @brownsbuzztap 40s40 seconds ago
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No one wants to play for them.
Texans might be pretty good this yr, but Os needs to cut back on his mistakes. If he couldn’t get it done with the Donkies D…
wow, I leave the house for a few months and look at what our FO does:
Saints should have kept Jimmy Graham.
Im pretty happy with most of our haul so far. The Eagles trade was sub par but Mario and Isis helped negate it. We haven’t gone all out on wasting money and will get some comp picks next year! Good job so far!!
Grimes was a big liability against the big WRs in our division, so Maxwell can’t be any worse there. Grimes did get lots of ints though.
Miller made the big play, but couldn’t get us the needed yards at the important time, I have no problem with his signing in Houston.
I don’t really miss any of the guys we lost. Price was just too high.
Bye Bye Pacman hello Price?
Prince*
Haven’t scrolled to see the flurry of activity… but Alonso was the ‘key’ guy we wanted in that trade. He likely got “kelly’d”. Young talent doesn’t forget how to play. Our draft board opened up quite a bit. No shot at Stanley but I’d take Jaylon Smith at 13 all day long.
You really have been away a long time Rhino. Smith has nerve damage, a lot of teams calling him undraftable.
Did you not follow the combine?
I haven’t been online… but my T.V. works! lol He won’t be undraftable any more than Gurley-man… just a later timetable because it was a bowl game injury.
There’s a good Golden Domer in every round of this draft. Someone could have an all ND draft and it’d be a good one.
my Texan fans were asking if I knew anything about “this Miller they just signed”. LOL o.k., may 6.5 mil/per WAS too much. However, I think in that offense he’ll get the touches necessary for a 1,500 yard season.
TBH i dont think it was too much i think that was a pretty fair deal for both sides.
I really wanted to keep Miller in Miami. He has shown that he deserves consistent carries, that our coaches wouldn’t commit to.
He could thrive, but won’t get them the important yards, with the game on the line. 6.5 is way too much.
RHINO–welcome back!! RE: You’re comment on Smith: There’s a very good chance that Smith won’t play in the NFL this season. Some suggest his career is over.
Rhino says:
March 9, 2016 at 7:20 pm
I haven’t been online… but my T.V. works! lol He won’t be undraftable any more than Gurley-man… just a later timetable because it was a bowl game injury.
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Rhino its not a simple ACL, his knee damage is akin to what Marcus Lattimore had.
Trust me if he is on anyone’s radar, its as a mid round pick to a team who can afford to take a shot on him. Everyone at the combine was saying that the diagnosis that they got from medical peeps there was very bleak.
uwantwat, Prince who?
Amuka-injury is purportedly in Davie
Giants CB Prince Amukamara?
Yes
akuma…..whatever i cant spell it.
D,
http://collegespun.com/independents/notre-dame/notre-dame-footballs-pro-day-will-include-everett-golson-jaylon-smith
I feel for Jaylon. Guy won’t ever make the money he could have even if he recovers. I don’t think he will Lattimore is the perfect comparison.
Not Prince, poser boy Sean Smith is coming home 😉
So, Hargreaves could still be in play at 13. If gone, does anyone like Apple, Fuller, Howard as replacement? Or better value with Lee, Lawson, Ragland?
I bet with go Oline. or Ragland.
What if Hargreaves still there? Just trying to assess his low end value.
Mike Mayock @MikeMayock 30s30 seconds ago
Mike Mayock Retweeted SporadicRegularity
If u want a 228 lb greyhound- Ragland not your guy….but some teams appreciate his old school style- can play
Then what do we do with Alonso? He sucked in Phil out of position.
As some here know.. I coach Academic Decathlon (very demanding program). Had one of my best teams so in December challenged the team to list what they are giving up in order to make the time it takes to win a state title. I went first: gave up Fantasy Football and on-line sports blogging (my daughter on the team literally said “oh shit, he’s serious”) LOL
Last weekend we became the first Title One anywhere in the nation to win a state title (and ended up with the 5th highest score in the nation… all school’s, all sizes). 🙂
http://www.alicetx.com/news/20160303/academic-decathlon-team-state-champions
You go Rhino!!!!!!!!!!
congrats!
Congrats Rhino! You have a talent for teaching it seems.
Steve
I wasn’t saying I want to draft Ragland.
My choices would be a OT that dropped, the 2 CB’s, A DE or Darren Lee over Ragland
Rhino, even your article say he would be there …in some capacity. The articles and reports from combine had multiple sources saying that the med report show nerve damage, significant enough a lot basically took him off the board. You might be ok with us getting a guy who …at best is a redshirt this next year and using our first to do it, but i do not like that at all. In fact i hope we are ones whop are counted in the group that took him off the board all around.
Literally if pick 13 comes and they say “Dolphins select Jaylon Smith”, i am going to take my tv out to my drive way, beat it to pieces with a sledge hammer, go get my Phins jersey, cover it, take a shit on both the jersey nd whats left of the TV, pour gas on it, light it on fire and then after its burned for a while, piss on it to put it out, grab a steaming hot shard of whats left of the TV, and murder the closest person to me.
Oh and congrats on you academic decathlon stuff….despite the pissing and shitting i just did above towards your ideas at 13 lol
So you’re saying you’d rather draft someone other than Jaylon Smith? 😉
Yeah thats a decent summation….
LMAO!!!!