FMU 2021 Consensus Mock Draft

FMU Consensus Mock Draft

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  1. son of a son of a shula says:

    Pick 4 determines so much

  2. Mike E. says:

    I don’t think because we’ve been stealthy that means we’re taking Parsons. It means we’re doing our job, but we’re still taking Chase, or Pitts or possibly Smith.

  3. Randy says:

    MF13,
    I see you’ve been giving my Hawkeye Golston some love! I dig it. I think he would be a nice pick up in Rd 5. He’s a Flores’ sort of player, so I could certainly see them picking him. I think he’s a rotational guy, but he’s smart, tough and plays hard….could be a solid pro.

  4. David Collins says:

    i hope Miami does not take Sewell, hes overrated, from the pac 12

    pac 12 conference doesnt have many great pass rushers to block, he has his hands full trying to live up to a top ten pick IMO

  5. Mike E. says:

    Sewell would be our best OL day one. Next!

  6. The Flying Pig says:

    Putting on Dolphins socks now

  7. Ken says:

    Putting on lucky Phins sweatshirt now ordering Pizza soon and beer is in fridge

  8. Rockphin says:

    Post of the day Twicethethe

  9. David Collins says:

    Sewell never faced any of this drafts great pass rushers,

    there is NO film on him blocking anyone substantial

    • Tim Knight says:

      There are no “great” pass rushers in this draft. But we get it, you don’t think highly of him the same way ORob feels about Najee Harris.

      It all comes down to where will we be in the standings the next few years. None of us are physics here. 😉

      • David Collins says:

        there are pass rushers in this draft that will get selected in the top 3 rounds, and of course, Sewell has not blocked anyone that was good enough to be in this draft

        hes unproven against one of this drafts top pass rushers, no telling what a seasoned NFL vet would do to him

        hes not worthy of the 6 selection IMO

      • Tim Knight says:

        You said great. 😉

  10. Mike E. says:

    Putting on Dolphins condom so I can fuck myself when we make “that” pick

  11. ocalarob says:

    putting on dolphin covid mask…….wait?

  12. Rockphin says:

    I am ready. I have the google page already open on another tab for my “WHO!!!???” moment. LOL

    • David Collins says:

      not watching it? if You cant stream it, its on youtube, look for NFL draft live

      • Rockphin says:

        watching it on ESPN 😦

        I was suggesting that they will probably pick someone none of us mocked or predicted and I will have to google them to find out who we picked. LOL

  13. CavalierKong says:

    It can’t start early, pig. I won’t get home till 5:15. Should be just in time ghb or pick 3

  14. herdfan says:

    WTF? Still no internet or cable at home. I can see NFL network on my phone. Of all days for this to happen….

  15. David Collins says:

    saints and giants are hoping to trade up into the top ten to take Sewell

    i think if Miami isnt getting Pitts or Chase, trading down makes more sense, i dont like anyone at 6 except Pitts or Chase, lol

  16. Rockphin says:

    The store is open. Grier is ready to trade. We need more picks next year….

  17. The Flying Pig says:

    David

    Everyday in practice while at Oregon Sewell has been lining up against Kayvon Thibodeaux

    Next year at this time we will be talking about him

    This year you’ll have to accept Joe Tryon

    Don’t worry about Sewell. He’s pretty much a sire thing to the extent a prospect can be a sure thing

  18. CavalierKong says:

    Here’s the plan

    Get home 5:15.
    Start coals and pull steaks from fridge.
    Get steaks on grill by the time cincy makes their pick.
    Be glued to TV as dolphins are on the clock.
    Watch commercial.
    Throw tongs at tv.
    Find out who dolphins picked after the fact.

  19. The Flying Pig says:

    Hurry up and get home Kong

    I want to send this letter

  20. Mike E. says:

    Kong, I have no idea what happens after my head hits the pillow and I’m out. If I don’t put on the Dolphins condom, there’s no joke

  21. herdfan says:

    When does this start anyway?

  22. The Flying Pig says:

    What if

    And hear me out,

    we get whoever our draft pick is to wear a Budweiser or Coors lite shirt, that way the pick is the commercial!

  23. herdfan says:

    Is watching on YouTube better than nfl network?

  24. Rockphin says:

    I have to listen to count chocula on ESPN. My cable provider which I am locked into because of my stupid association dropped NFL network in a dispute.

  25. David Collins says:

    after the Dolphins selected Dion Jordan from Oregon, we got a good taste of those ducks are not what they quacked to be

    ducks are for little girls nightstands and bathtubs, lol

    they are one of the worst schools at supplying the NFL talent, the SEC is the top dog conference with the most NFL players

  26. Rockphin says:

    WTF is this a fashion show!?

  27. twicethethe says:

    Herd – I think NFL\NFL Network has an app for mobile? Maybe go that route don’t know if they’d be live streaming via the app but maybe possible.

    • herdfan says:

      No one reads what I said. I have NFL network on my phone. It’s just a small screen. I’m bitching and whining because I can’t see it on TV. I had to actually go to my office today to work. I saw real people even if it was just one IT guy. Had to talk to IT guy. I don’t think I can be re-integrated into society.

      • twicethethe says:

        Ah didn’t catch that part – probably some crazy way to tether the phone to the TV and recast there but probably too involved and would be a challenge for the phone graphics chip to drive that large screen.

  28. pheloniusphish says:

    Holy shit…the singing is as bad as the song!

  29. Mike E. says:

    Rock – I defer to you on this because you’re the expert on this. Do think Zach Wilson gives Drew Lock a run for it for the next lesbian QB?

  30. Rockphin says:

    Was that the Chicago school for the deaf’s choir?

  31. pheloniusphish says:

    My fucking ears are bleeding.

  32. Rockphin says:

    Man, they got the fat Wilson sister….

  33. pheloniusphish says:

    Ann still rocking the 80’s doo

  34. David Collins says:

    you tube went to commercials during the song, lol

    they probably heard it before

  35. manitobafinfan says:

    Wow her voice is cracking like crazy too.

  36. Mike E. says:

    Rock – let me know if you notice

  37. Capt. Stubbs says:

    Hello all!!! Go phins!!! Super excited to see see the possible future!

  38. Capt. Stubbs says:

    Hello all!!! Go phins!!! Super excited to see see the possible future!

  39. Mike E. says:

    What up Stubbs?

  40. Capt. Stubbs says:

    Sorry for the double tap lol

  41. manitobafinfan says:

    Welcome mr blast from the past 👍👍

  42. Rockphin says:

    Captain!

    I’m drinking Captain

  43. David Collins says:

    stubbs, whats up captain, hows the fishin, still beating up on my catfish in the river? lol

  44. Ken says:

    Stubbs in the house

  45. David Collins says:

    Cap Stubbs, in late December went grouper trolling with big plastic lures on the key largo reefs’

    thats one of the most fun fishing i have ever done, never get catfish, lol i caught a 39 inch gag on my birthday, ate it for christmas

    • manitobafinfan says:

      Well that got left pretty wide open… 🤡

    • David Collins says:

      lol Stubbs knew what i meant, Gag Grouper, they are delicious!

    • Capt. Stubbs says:

      Lol Manitoba…. you better if you want a grouper to eat lol! That’s awesome Dave haven’t fished that way until recently…. seem to never get that prize 😕

      • David Collins says:

        try straight out of the canals at largo, in 20 feet deep! in december is best

        will get a few muttons and other things, but when the big grouper strikes, it rocks the boat, lol they are SO STRONG

  46. Capt. Stubbs says:

    So what game are we looking at this year? I haven’t had time to back through comments

  47. manitobafinfan says:

    Fucking government still won’t let us out of province, nevermind the country

  48. son of a son of a shula says:

    Impressive night Ms Stark, thank you

  49. Rockphin says:

    I feel that I must remind myself that I wanted the Dolphins to draft Brady Quinn.

    Nuff said.

  50. son of a son of a shula says:

    Stubbs, the schedule comes out on May 12th

  51. Mike E. says:

    Mac Jones reminds me of a young Al Leiter

  52. twicethethe says:

    Herd – 1 other thing – ABC over the air is broadcasting as well (not the same team as on NFL Network but still)

  53. Rockphin says:

    No Mike, not a lesbian haircut. Just too pretty for my comfort. 🙂 I hate him and hope he fails.

  54. New Age says:

    Not sure I even want to watch first 40 min. I could care less about picks #1-5

  55. manitobafinfan says:

    Commercial ? Are we on the clock ??

  56. Rockphin says:

    So, now I have both ESPN and ABC on my “flash back” function on the remote of if one goes to commercial at our pick I can switch too the other. LOL

  57. The Flying Pig says:

    Bro Come on…pregame was for 7pm

    Start the fucking draft

  58. herdfan says:

    How long are they going drag this out?

  59. The Flying Pig says:

    (A salty tear falls from Piggy’s eye)

  60. The Flying Pig says:

    Now here are a few passages from War and Peace…

  61. manitobafinfan says:

    Seems weird that TSN (ESPN) is seconds ahead of NFLN

  62. Mike E. says:

    You get to sit in my piss and jizz, right in my own chair

  63. Rockphin says:

    CLEVELAND SUCKS! LET’S GO!!

  64. manitobafinfan says:

    Will they sterilize the chair between picks ??

  65. The Flying Pig says:

    So far I’ve watched some one sit in a chair and I can’t believe I’ve been looking forward to this for months

  66. marinofan13 says:

    Alright… FINALLY!

  67. twicethethe says:

    I’m sure the Jaguars already put in the pick but they are running the 10 minutes anyway to get their fluff stories in…

  68. herdfan says:

    Figured out how to pop out the NFL screen and it’s at top of the blog page. That’ll work!

  69. manitobafinfan says:

    20 second difference

  70. herdfan says:

    If it takes this long for a pick that even I have known what it’s going to be for months…..

  71. bookman11 says:

    The NFL and sponsors are in cahoots with the time it takes to make a pick

  72. manitobafinfan says:

    Are we doing predictions?

    Lawrence DUH

  73. manitobafinfan says:

    Holy crap we can’t have that many people in our backyard

  74. The Flying Pig says:

    Jets Suck

    Who’s with me ?!?!

  75. Mike E. says:

    My friend, the Jets CFO got a big promotion to COO and Executive Vice President

  76. Mike E. says:

    So far FMU 100% accurate.

  77. The Flying Pig says:

  78. CavalierKong says:

    First part of the plan was a success. Draft started right as I got home, so got to watch the Jaguars use the entire clock for absolutely no reason whatsoever! lol

  79. CavalierKong says:

    Zach Wilson looks like he’s about 11 years old, lol

  80. The Flying Pig says:

    I already want to punch him in the face

  81. marinofan13 says:

    So far, so good.

  82. The Flying Pig says:

    “Hello Zack”

  83. son of a son of a shula says:

    Fa haggett

  84. herdfan says:

    I feel bad for him….Jets ruin QBs.

  85. The Flying Pig says:

    He’s going to have to balance football with that new gig on the Disney Channel

  86. manitobafinfan says:

    Fields to 9ers ..

  87. manitobafinfan says:

    Sonny Starks is back

  88. herdfan says:

    He’s a liar!

  89. David Collins says:

    Jets are not the best football team to go to, thats for sure, but the best teams in the NFL dont pick second

    its a great opportunity to get a huge paycheck, and play in the big city, He can always go to FA after the rookie contract

  90. manitobafinfan says:

    Wow Lance

  91. The Flying Pig says:

    So now that’s huge

    Let’s see if some one trades into 4 for Fields

  92. pheloniusphish says:

    WTF is up with the short pants?

  93. son of a son of a shula says:

    Fields available good for us

  94. David Collins says:

    Trey Lance is an excellent prospect IMO

  95. marinofan13 says:

    Love Trey Lance to the 49ers… he was the one who may have slipped. The rest of the QBs might be sure things early, now.

  96. bookman11 says:

    Trade or Fields

  97. David Collins says:

    Mel Kiper says that Waddle is the drafts BPA at the 4 pick

  98. David Collins says:

    Pitts will be the Falcons pick

  99. ocalarob says:

    pivotal pick here

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