What a job these 4 guys have this weekend. Our X-Men, led by Xavien Howard, along with Byron Jones, Eric Rowe and Bobby McCain. This game goes way beyond just these 4 players but they will have their hands full this week with Patrick Mahomes throwing to WR Tyreek Hill, TE Travis Kelce, and to a lesser extent, WR’s Mecole Hardman and Sammy Watkins, as well as RB’s Clyde Edwards-Helaire and Le’Veon Bell. It’s going to take a monumental effort to keep this offense in check. The Chiefs come in as the 2nd ranked scoring offense at 30.8 PPG and #6 in scoring defense allowing only 21.2 PPG. The Chiefs have a +116 point differential. The teams that gave the Chiefs the most trouble were the Chargers, Bills, Bucs and Broncos, and of course their lone loss in a shootout with the LV Raiders. I consider that game the anomaly, and I think if we have a course to victory, it’s closer to the way the other teams played them.
This Week 14 game is one of the most exciting times for Dolphins fans in recent history. Yes, in 2016 were 7-5 coming off a demoralizing loss to the Baltimore Ravens (38-6) and we defeated the Arizona Cardinals 28-25 led by Carson Palmer. This is different, way different. I didn’t feel anything like I do now, having a legitimate confidence in our team. We relied on a strong running game with Jay Ajayi and play action from Ryan Tannehill (sound’s like Tennessee eh?) Both our offense and defense were less than midpack. This 2020 team is different. We have a young exciting defense who happens to be #2 in the NFL in points allowed at 17.7 PPG. Our offense is exactly 16th but I have more confidence in this group because it’s a more well rounded offense. If anything, our run game has been a supplement to our passing game. This is Tua’s biggest game as a starter and I feel like he will rise to the occasion. What a game this is, the excitement is tenable. Too bad we couldn’t fill up Hard Rock for this one, I would love to see a raucous stadium pulling for our guys.
This KC offense which is #1 in the NFL in yardage has evolved as most teams do during a season. In the first 6 games they really featured RB CEH (Clyde Edwards-Helaire), but more recently, his role has really been reduced. CEH has an average of 37.4 yards rushing and only 11.4 yards receiving over his last 5 games. For some contrast, CEH averaged 84.1 yards rushing and 29.5 yards receiving in the first 6 games. The one player who has benefited most from this is WR Tyreek Hill. Hill has seen high double digit targets most of the last 5 games and his numbers are astronomical. Hill has 640 yards receiving in the last 5 games which is good for 128 yards per game and he has 8 TD’s. That’s just outrageous. If only Tyreek Hill was all we had to worry about. Travis Kelce also has surged during the last 5 games while CEH has been scaled back. Kelce is right behind Tyreek Hill with 613 yards receiving over the last 5 which is good for 122.6 yards per game. Now as we know, things evolve, and if we look to just shut down Hill and Kelce, another person will emerge, and with CEH, Sammy Watkins, Mecole Hardman and even Le’Veon Bell, there are many candidates.
On defense, the Chiefs don’t excel in any one area but they do have a couple of very good players to watch out for. On the DL, Chris Jones is still getting it done with 5.5 sacks and in their secondary, the Honey Badger SS Tyrann Mathieu lurks with 5 INT’s along with FS Daniel Sorensen who has 3 INT’s. Mathieu plays very smart and Tua will have to be careful of him. The starting corners are Bashaud Breeland and Charvarius Ward.
I don’t have an injury report yet for Sunday other than a lot of our guys were limited in practice. Key guys to keep an eye on are LG Ereck Flowers who went out with an ankle sprain. Also, LB Kyle Van Noy has that bad hip along with LB Elandon Roberts who came out with a chest injury last week. Jesse Davis will likely fill in at LG and Solomon Kindley will man the RG spot next to RT Robert Hunt. Sam Eguavoen, Calvin Munson and Kamu Grugier-Hill will fill in for Roberts and Van Noy if they are unable to go. Tua is a go for this one and has apparently ditched the thumb brace. Matt Breida is on COVID-19 but still might be available, and Salvon Ahmed is still dealing with a bad shoulder. I’m not sure where DeAndre Washington is at with his hamstring, he did practice on a limited basis which is a good sign. Myles Gaskin appears to be 100% but he will need help in the backfield other than just Patrick Laird who garnered only 5 touches.
I think this is such an interesting game and my perspective on it changes often. Sometimes I think like we’re playing with house money in this one, we’re not expected to win by any of the experts so if we lose like 10 of the other 11 teams that played them did there’s no shame in that. Part of me wants to think that enough of that loser mentality, we belong here at 8-4 and they play in our house and you know what, our defense is the kind of defense that can match up well against them because we have the talent in the secondary to defend their guys. Our X-Men back there might just give Patrick Mahomes a tough day and if we can find a way to turn him over a couple of times and turn those into scores we can upset the Chiefs. It’s not silly talk either, it’s possible. If I’m being honest, the one thing that worries me is our offense. Will we be able to run the ball effectively and will Tua be up to the task of giant slaying on Sunday. He did it against Arizona which to me is the closest equivalent. He led the team back for the win in that game and maybe has to do that against the Chiefs. All I know is, I haven’t looked forward to a Week 14 Miami Dolphins game with such excitement and happiness since, well, I have no idea really . . .
GO DOLPHINS!!!
Finsmob Unleashed 
I though that was fun, Piggy. I didn’t cheat, and couldn’t come up with it until you gave the P and R hint.
Ken says:
December 10, 2020 at 10:43 pm (Edit)
Man Newton blows. He is a shadow of his former self
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He always blew, he had one really good year and the rest of his career was just MEH. I think one of the most overrated and overhyped players in the NFL. Besides his MVP year he was an average to less than average passer.
Seriously, any QB who doesn’t even have a 2:1 TD/INT ratio can never be considered great. At least Kirk Cousins has a better than 2:1 ratio. Maybe Cousins deserves more love and Cam deserves less. My friends who are really into football were all sucking on Cam’s dick when the Patriots picked him up and I Dolphinsplained to them that he actually sucks, and he’s basically always sucked and they laughed at me. Who laughing now MuthaFer!!!
I want to add that I mean in this era of football, not back when Marino played. Now you can’t look at the QB funny and you can’t hit the receiver, different game.
Happy Birthday Samantha Ponder!
so last season a pair of geese decided that the pond in my back yard was a good place for them to move year round (they didn’t migrate away). They are noisy and obnoxious and start their screaming calls every morning about dawn.
They made a nest and had a brood. Now there are 8 fucking geese screaming their lungs out on my roof and in my back yard every morning. I called the wild life office to find out what I can do about the freaking nuisances and I was told that they are protected by international treaty and to do anything about removing them I need to get a permit from the Federal Gov.
I don’t know about all that! I hate these freaking birds! I am going to look up what the fine is if I get caught destroying the nests and them make up my mind on what to do. They went from two annoying bastards to eight in one season. If I have 64 geese here next season I will lose my mind!
LMAO!! We have geese by my office and they shit all over the place but same deal, we can’t do anything about it, they’re protected.
Firecrackers
You guys need to stop attacking ORob!
Why?
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huh, I don’t have an answer. Ok, carry on! LOL
LOL @ “Dolphinsplained “
Well the fine is up to 6 months in jail and $15,000 for EACH occurrence.
I might be looing into that federal permit afterall! HOLY F*CK Batman!
Here’s what Trump is going to tell you because he knows you hate him:
🖕
I’ve had good luck with a six iron on a golf course before 🤷♂️
Rock,
Christmas is coming. Give the geese to a starving family.
You need to engage in psychological warfare to get them to voluntarily leave
This is what I recommend
Rock,
I’ve always found a shotgun works best. Then it’s just a matter of what seasonings you prefer.
LOL at you guys. I am NOT going to risk $120,000 in fines AND up to 4 years in prison for “Christmas dinner”
The worst part of the whole thing is I am being prejudice against my own kind! They are CANADIAN geese and have decided to stay here year round, kind of like me.
They’re supposed to fly north in the Spring. Must be retired geese.
sooooo, just wondering. Completely unrelated to any previous conversations………
Does anyone know how you remove the feathers from a, um….. chicken before you cook them?
If you do a sexy dance they’ll remove their feathers themselves for you
LOL @ Piggy and SB
Rock, suffocate them with a pillow over their heads while they are sleeping. Make it look like natural causes. Just make sure you have a good alibi.
Rock,
Plant a gun on one of them and claim you were just standing your ground against a home invasion.
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And to pluck a “chicken” you dip them in scalding hot water for a bit and then start plucking.
Rock — one of these will do the trick.
Rock,
Get a bunch of red and blue bandanas and some cheap, crappy .22s and .32s. Shoot them all with the guns, then plant the guns and bandanas on them and make it look like a gang war. Not a bad idea to sprinkle some little bags of crack cocaine around too.
Lmao
Rock, hire a real sleazy hooker to give you a nasty venereal disease, then give it to the geese.
Buy little geese size 18th century Mexican army costumes and dress up the geese
Then get some lions
Dress the lions up like the the Republic of Texas Army
Then scream “remember the Alamo” and watch the fireworks
I say turnabout is fair play. Move into their nest and wake up earlier than them with a bunch of screaming and yelling.
You could claim they tested positive for the rona, quarantine them in a shed with no feed for 14 days and let nature take its course.
Rock, kill all the geese and drop them off at your neighbors house, then call the cops.
Rock,
Kill all the geese, except for one of the males, and bury them in the forest, and when the cops come around asking questions, just say “It’s strange, he was always such a nice, quiet, young man”.
Put little NY yets jerseys on them, clip their wings, put them up on your roof and just wait until they happily jump to their deaths in shame.
So you are thinking he should hire Gase to coach them? Or were you thinking Gregg?
Here’s an easy fix
Secure a Large Boulder to the top of a nearby mountain
Secure the Boulder with the lethal side facing the geese
Then on another nearby mountain secure a large rocket, preferably ACME brand
Make sure the fuse of the rocket can reach the ground near the geese
Now, near the geese place a coconut cream pie
This is a decoy, geese don’t like coconut
On the other side of the pie, place a heavy bowling ball on top of a slide
Aim the rocket towards the bowling ball
Near the fuse to the rocket place a cupcake
Now here’s where it gets a little tricky
Survey the geese
Ask them to rate a coconut cream pie and a cupcake on scale of 1 to 10
When you’ve collected the survey results, note the pie has scored low
But determine which goose rated the cupcake the highest
Light the goose with the highest score on fire
Encourage him to have a cupcake
While you are doing this place a nuclear bomb on the bowling ball
Careful not to push the bowling ball down the slide
Unless the rocket misses the bowling ball, then you can push
Enjoy the pie and stay out of the path of the Boulder
LOL
LOL — but think I know how that one ends.
stanger,
Nah, I’m hoping Gase makes the rounds of coaching all the AFC East teams before he bites it. After that embarrassment last night, NE might be next. Lol
In my mind no way does Gase get a HC gig now….. but then thought that after he left us. So what do I know. Could see him as the evil genius’ OC though. But think he should head to college. Maybe the new HC for the South Central Louisiana State University Mud Dogs.
Piggy,
That won’t work. ORob and Trump will order several recounts of the cupcake/pie vote and eventually take it to the SC. Results will be delayed long enough that the geese will be able to claim squatter’s rights.
Well at least Rock will be able to enjoy the pie
but won’t it be eradiated by the nuclear explosion? or is the A-bomb just a distraction?
stanger,
Yeah, I don’t see how Gase gets another HC job. He hasn’t shown much leadership ability, players seem to dislike him, and his offenses suck. I’m guessing he’s lost his QB guru status by now. I wouldn’t be shocked if he couldn’t even get a job as an OC.
Just think psychologically he’s meant for college cause not good at dealing with highly paid grown men. Saban got that about himself. And not saying he’d be as good as Saban, just a better fit for him.
This geese subject has me laughing. Cav, you had a few good ones in there . . .
I hate when the dot gets separated from its flock. So sad . . .
Oh, and LOVE Piggy’s Wile E Coyote scenario too, too funny
The Bradys are coming to Miami. Sounds like their retirement don’t mean Tampa.
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Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen will be Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump’s new neighbors on Indian Creek Island in Miami, also known as the “billionaire’s bunker.”
The couple, currently renting Derek Jeter’s sprawling Jetersville mansion in Tampa, have bought 26 Indian Creek for more than $17 million. They plan to demolish the current house on the property and build their dream home.
Man, that is probably the funniest 5 minutes I have ever spent on here. You guys have me seeping a little bit of pee pee I am laughing so hard.
You guys are great! (or suck depending on which side of the fence you are on)
CavalierKong says:
December 11, 2020 at 12:44 pm
Rock,
Get a bunch of red and blue bandanas a……. Not a bad idea to sprinkle some little bags of crack cocaine around too.
I can see the headline now:
FLORIDA MAN ARRESTED BUYING CRACK; SWEARS IT WAS FOR A NAFARIOUS PLAN TO FRAME INOCENT GEESE
LOL, I’ve seen stranger headlines out of Florida
This made me a little nauseous
For the first time in 18 years, the New England Patriots aren’t going to win at least 10 games.
Not that they won’t this year, only that they have for 18 years straight.
Damn, Eric Flowers officially out for this weekend.
Do they keep Mount Kindley at LG and Dieter at RG? Do we use Davis at RG with Hunt at RT?
Only the shadow knows….
Seems will do just like last game. So the two rooks on the left and Davis at RG.
Man I screwed that up — the two rooks on the right and Davis at LG.
I think:
LT-Jackson, LG-Davis, C-Karras, RG-Kindley, RT-Hunt
Davis is the swing man, he can play anywhere, no reason to put two people out of position. Davis will play LG
but they played Kindley at LG last week….
more evidence that Cats are just assholes!
Just ordered a beer at Mean-eyed Cat. Can’t stop laughing about the geese invasion. They were a huge problem on Long Island back in the day.
I’m sure the shit has piled high.
Curious, Rock, if you have space to breed geese in a pond, don’t you have “space” to put them to rest?
Dinner?
I relate. Sorry.
Quiz of the Day
Who is the secondary/cornerbacks coach of the Kansas City Chiefs?
Yikes! I’m working on the Austin Independence Amber.
It’s a Johnny Cash bar. WTF!?
Not talking the quizzes in “The Diner.” There’s a Phins connection.
Lol. I figured that, but should probably…..step away. Lol.
Sean Smith?
Nope — but was a real good CB for us….. so not Sean Smith. lol
Lol
What Rock said, Kindley at LG, Davis at RG and Hunt at RT
I don’t even think Dieter has even played an offensive snap all season only ST. Maybe as an extra lineman since the injuries started but even then I don’t recall seeing him.
Surtain?
So close.
Madison?
I’m only guessing that since Surtain is close.
Sam Madison it is. One of the smartest players ever watched……. makes sense he became a coach. Could see him pop up in position down the road.
My favorite CB tandem of all time. Howard/Jones may just take that #1 spot in the next year or so.
So I’m thinking we root for the Raiders over the Colts this weekend since we have a chance to beat the Raiders ourselves. If they do beat the Colts this is how I see it shaking out.
(All this is assuming we end up at 10-6 by beating the Raiders and the Pets, losing to the Chiefs and Bills. It also assumes the Browns are taking the 1st WC.)
Raiders beating the Colts are at 8-5. So when we beat them we end up with the tiebreaker advantage.
Colts losing to the Raiders are at 8-5. We need one more loss from them. They play the Texans, Steelers, Jags. If they reach 6 losses, we have the tiebreaker advantage due to conference record.
Ravens are at 7-5. They play Browns, Jags, Giants, Bengals. With a loss to the Browns, we end up with the tiebreaker due to conference record.
As long as we get to 10-6, our chances are really good. Basically we need to have either the Ravens or Colts lose one additional game, and we’re in.
Our worst case scenario is the Ravens winning out, and the Colts winning their division. Tennessee is the only team that has the tiebreaker advantage over us due to conference record. If that happens we’ll need to get to 11-5.
Our best chance is knocking the Raiders out ourselves with a win against them, and the Ravens losing just one more game. That happens and we’re in at 10-6.
Of course there are other scenarios where we could get in at 9-7, but that’s really dicey.
9-7 won’t do it. We need two more wins.
I think when it all shakes out it’ll take 10 wins, and one 10 win team may also be left out.
But, if we beat the Raiders, and they lose to the Colts this weekend (or any other loss), all it would take is one of the other teams (Balt, Tenn, Indy) to collapse and lose 2 or 3 games and we get in at 9-7, so right now it’s still a path.
So we are huge Browns fans this weekend.
The added bonus there is both the Pets and the Ravens would not make the playoffs this year.
Despite the piss poor pass to Grant
https://www.thephinsider.com/2020/12/11/22169524/miami-dolphins-quarterback-tua-tagovailoa-named-nfl-rookie-of-the-week
Ha ha
https://www.miamiherald.com/sports/spt-columns-blogs/barry-jackson/article247475005.html
https://www.miamiherald.com/sports/spt-columns-blogs/barry-jackson/article247302749.html
https://www.sun-sentinel.com/sports/miami-dolphins/fl-sp-ss-prem-dolphins-offense-kelly-column-20201211-t3anvvifhzegvnuipkvmawl4qi-story.html
I will play the proud parent. My son Kyle was accepted into his first school today. Hofstra University’s honors program. My son Daniel was now accepted into his 8th school the University of San Francisco. Kyle still has 7 schools to hear from and Daniel 5 but knowing both are accepted into really good schools is truly one of the most proud moments I have ever experienced. Now I still want Daniel to go to Nova Southeastern because I want my Dolphin tix. 😃 Now I have to see some of the schools when it is more safe to travel. I especially want to get to San Francisco
Good for both of them. The Hulk twins didn’t fall far from the Hulk tree.
Congrats Ken
And now you have an excuse to come to slatterys more often when it opens
Again
Thank you. In the ladies hour Daniel got his acceptance to the University of Delaware. I am so proud USF and Delaware are 2 really good schools but I still want him to go to Nova. Go Phins!
Did Kong say Howard Jones?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77Zp-h6npIA
No
Told my wife what I want for Christmas
Congrats to your boys Ken. It’s obvious by the school’s accepting them that they did quite through school so far, that’s good on you and Mrs Ken too good job man.
We are alive for the number one seed in the playoffs. Sure a lot has to happen, KC, Pitt, Buff have to get to 4 or more loses, but it’s week 14 and we’re in it. Win out and let the chips fall where they may.
Brown’s too
Just get in, I don’t even care about what seed we are. Once you’re in anything can happen.
KEN: YOU SHOULD be proud of what your kids have accomplished. My oldest girl is now a senior research scientist. She followed me to Florida Atlantic. Unlike me, she did not get drafted out of grad school. Got her Ph D at SUNY BINGHAMTON and did her post-Doc work at a teaching hospital in Oregon. BOTH of her sons (my grand sons) are at UNC Asheville and doing very well. I should have lots more Great Grand kids in my future!!
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ROLL THE DRUMS, Please!!
The throw back unis ARE ON for both the Chiefs’ game and the Patsies game at Hard Head Stadium!! SOOO-OOO, with out further Do-Do;
HOWIE’s List;
29-27 MIA (over the Chiefs)
5 Field Goals by Sanders!
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OUT for tonight!
I left my laptop at the clinic so I’m checking if phone posts work out.
My first thought when I realized I won’t have my laptop was “ahhhh how will I bitch/celebrate game vs Chiefs”.
The media is so desperate that they make Joe Biden and Kamala Harris Person(s) of the Year and they haven’t done a damn thing to deserve it. It’s pretty funny. Can they at least wait to see if they’re actually worthy of it before they put them on that worthless cover first?
Next month’s cover will be Gov. Cuomo and Mayor Bill de Blasio as Man(s) of the Year.
Careful with your pronouns…it’s “Thems” of the Year!
Ken – Congratulations on the twins! Very impressive! Not surprised though in least, considering the parents from whence they came.
DeAndre Washington isn’t on the injury list so I guess he’s going to play. At least that gives us another RB who can actually carry the ball. Salvon Ahmed is OUT
Saturday injury list:
Kansas City Chiefs at Miami Dolphins
Chiefs: OUT: LB Damien Wilson (knee); QUESTIONABLE: S Tyrann Mathieu (hip)
Dolphins: OUT: RB Salvon Ahmed (shoulder), G Ereck Flowers (ankle); QUESTIONABLE: LB Elandon Roberts (chest), LB Kyle Van Noy (hip)
LOL @ Phelon – I’ll tell you where they can put those pronouns!
Quite a few good college games cancelled today. Going to watch UNC vs UM to get a good look at UNC RB’s, WR’s and LB Chazz Surratt and the UM DE’s/Edge players.
Can’t get the UGA game here at work so may watch NW game to get a look at MLB Paddy Fisher.
Will watch some of LSU vs UF tonight but mainly going to watch USC vs UCLA since I don’t know much about west coast players. Would have liked to see DT Jay Tufele for USC but he opted out. Guess I will just check out UCLA RB Demetric Felton who is a good receiving RB. His #’s are decent through just 4 games. Despite not starting last year, he had 55 receptions. He seems to be more of a slot WR playing RB as he is a little light for his size but has the speed to take it to the house.
Mike, Time’s Person of the Year is only about influence, you don’t have to actually do anything, lol. They decided that by Biden and Harris whipping the dog piss out of Trump like a redheaded stepchild, they will have had a bigger impact on the world than anyone else.
It’s no different than when he beat the snot out of Hilary and finally achieved his lifelong dream of getting on that cover in 2016. He hadn’t actually done anything, but his winning the presidency created a major shift in the world.
Wait, so Trump was Man of the Year in 2016?
Yep
If you ask me, I’d tell you that Trump should be man of the year again in 2020 because he was the reason Biden and Harris got elected so . . .
LOL, I think that is pretty valid. The whole thing is stupid and totally subjective anyway. It isn’t worth the paper it’s printed on.
If it is about influence then think Trump should be man of the year every year he is president. I might not like exactly how….. but he changes things. Keep in mind Hitler was Man of the Year too. So influence is a neutral factor.
Stang, it’s funny you brought Hitler up, because I almost mentioned him getting it, and that the award is not necessarily a ‘make the world better’ thing, lol.
Ken, congrats on your progeny and their success. Well done, sir. You deserve to bask in that glow. Being a parent is a difficult and often thankless position, so when you have an opportunity to enjoy moments like this, it’s nice to sit back and take it all in.
It’s as I have always said about my own brood. I’ll delight in watching them succeed, knowing I had a part in the development of the amazing person in front of me, just as I’ll always make sure to let them know for each failure they encounter, it was quite certainly a result of their grade school teachers’ dereliction of duties.
On Friday Trump signed an executive order designating Christmas Eve a federal holiday. Obviously Christmas already was. Not sure agree with that. At my old place we used to deal with X-Mus eve based on what day of the week X-Mus fell on. Like say was a Thursday we’d work a full day on the 24th and get the Friday off and have 4 days straight.
Not like if there were more required holidays we’d let people work less days in total.
I think he’s signed out already, this is probably just a move he thinks enhances his legacy.
I left out a key thing — order was only for a federal holiday this year….and X- Mus is on a Friday. So makes sense from a business standpoint. First article I read didn’t mention that….. but can’t always trust the first article.
I know this is out of left field, but I’ve recently been revisiting 80’s horror movies. I just watched The Fog again. The cover art is an iconic picture in my mind. I’ve always remembered it, and always recognize it.
I’ve always thought it Adrienne Barbeau on the cover and only just realized it’s Jamie Lee Curtis. I knew Curtis was in the movie as the hitchhiker who gets a ride, then sleeps with the guy 5 minutes later. That’s basically her whole arc, lol. Since Barbeau has the starring role and ain’t exactly ugly, I always thought it was her.
I think Barbeau was married to John Carpenter at that time
Speaking of good 80’s horror
Start with this one….nothing else will be able to match it
I won’t need to revisit that one, I have it in my regular rotation. One of my favorite scifi/horror movies ever.
I didn’t know she was married to Carpenter. That explains why he put her in so many of his movies.
FUCK!!!! Gaskin is on the COVID-19 list and can’t play Sunday. That’s such bad news
And just when he came back…. not good at all.
Shiiiiiiiitttt. Looks like Washington and Laird with some Bowden sprinkled in.
Fuck is right!!!
No bad blood btwn Reid and Flores.
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Brian Flores’ team signaled its turnaround in Week 17 last season when the 4-11 Dolphins upset the 12-3 Patriots 27-24. The unexpected ending gave the Chiefs’ a first-round bye and home-field advantage throughout the postseason.
The Chiefs certainly were grateful. Coach Andy Reid had some Kansas City barbeque delivered to Flores as a show of appreciation. “So, I thought I’d just send him a little thought from Kansas City, you know. Kansas City is known for its barbeque, so no better present to get from the good Kansas City barbeque here.”
Flores enjoyed the fruits — or in this case meats — of victory. “It was good barbeque. It went fast.”
“Hail to the Dolphins!”
Stanger – I’ll take that beer now. 7:34AM
Guilty as charged. And I’d buy you a beer any time anyhow. But just to know what the rules are….. if in a blind link does that mean beer rules are in effect?
Mike E, any insight into James McCann? I know of him but not a lot about him.
No, I know nothing. Who is he?
LOL, he’s the new Mets catcher, 4 years $40M. Played with Detroit and the White Sox.
Well, at least I know the highly touted DE/Edge players are not very good against the run. UNC RB’s Javonte Williams and Michael Carter have combined for 308 yards rushing so far through and that is through just 2 1/2 quarters of play. Carter averaging 13.8 per carry and Williams 10.9 yards per carry against the 10th ranked UM defense.
Well, in that last half of the 3rd quarter, the duo added another 130 yards rushing to bring their total up to 438 yards rushing so far through 3 quarters.
That’s ridiculous!
Carter and Williams finished with a combined total of 544 yards rushing vs UM. Michael Carter 24 carries for 308 yards and 2 TD’s. Javonte Williams 23 carries for 236 yards and 3 TD’s.
I should have been paying more attention to the UNC OL.
This is why I’m not into college ball that much anymore. The numbers are so off the charts.
What is Breida’s status tomorrow?
Not expected to play.
Tim, LMAO, I was thinking football. That’s a very good signing, great defensive catcher.
LOL
I was talking to another friend of mine who is also a Mets fan asking if he was a good defensive catcher because his bat is just okay. He didn’t really know so we just assumed. I don’t follow the AL that deep at all.
Lets go Washington. Next man up
It’s been that way all year. Flores has brought that to Miami. 🙂
We can always sign Snoutty Pigskins
👍 🐷 🐖 🐽
Now we need to sign George Springer
Piggy I would love to get back to Slatterys next year
80s slasher flicks are the best. So cheesy, but blood and boobs!
Ken I actually got into Hofstra as well and had an offer to join the football team as a walk on. Was going to study engineering there until my Mom shut that down because “it’s too far away” I was barely 17 when I graduated so she was probably right, but I’m still kinda pissed I didn’t get to go there.
Grats to your boys that is a very proud moment for them (and you) getting those acceptance letters
Thank you
My son loves Hofstra. He is waiting to hear from the law school portion of the application. He applied to the 3+3 LEAP program which is a 6 year program after which you receive both your bachelors and your juris doctorate. No matter what he is in the 4 year bachelor’s program
IT’S GAME DAY BITCHES!!
Go Dolphins!!!
Now we have to win!
“There’s nothing more I love than going out and making plays and catching the football,” Gesicki said Sunday, when asked to compare his one handed catch to previous highlights. “For me, every catch I make is like the game-winning touchdown in the Super Bowl.”
Dolphins defense will put Tua in great field position, the defense will harrass Mahomes and force turnovers
FINS will win this one, 28-17
https://www.mediaite.com/tv/watch-snl-mocks-newsmax-sportsmax/
Hysterical spoof from SNL
lol thanks, that was funny alright
They had Jets fans pegged.
Ken, congrats on your boys doing well in their next step in life. Good stuff!
Thank you. It’s like 17 + years of hard work finally paying off. So proud and happy for both of them.
You should be.
Look what I am getting ready to bond out. OMG! I am a bad man.
https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=697117601051719&set=a.115928539170631
For Battery DV and Damage Property/Criminal Mischief.
Who would want to piss that off.
One of my best friends 1st rule of dating: don’t fuck the mentally ill
She is of Hispanic decent, Ecuador I believe. I am married to one and you don’t want to get that Hispanic blood boiling. LOL
Be sure to bring the fur lined hand cuffs. Who’s the bad man now? 😉
LOL
What makes me feel even more like a bad man is I can’t wait to meet her mom to see what she looks like. LOL
LMAO MIlf Hunter
Lots of bad men on this blog. LOL
I am so psyched for the game today. It feels like a playoff game. Go Phins!!!
Dang, we always print out a photo of the residence from google maps when putting together the file folder. They have a 500K home (which is expensive for this county) and it is blurred out purposely. Wonder why they want that kind of privacy? You can actually do that for your home but once you do it, it becomes permanent I believe. This is a small bond so doubt boss will want a drive by photo.
FF playoffs and I had Gaskin starting. Now I have to choose between Wayne Gallman and D’Andre Swift. Normally, Swift would be the choice but he hasn’t played in 3 weeks and may only get a limited role so I’m going with Gallman. Hope Gallman and the Giants offense take it to the Cards today.
That’s the right choice.
I felt really good with Gaskin against the Chiefs, that’s a shame. Gaskin will be out next week too, which sucks for the Dolphins. I liked what I saw from Washington but those hammy injuries tend to linger which would leave us with Laird and Elijah McGuire from the PS. Elandon Roberts and Ereck Flowers and Benito Jones are all out too.
Not good if turns out to be true
No, not good at all, I feel like things are unraveling before we even play them. Gaskin OUT, now Van Noy, that’s making the hill a steeper climb for sure.
That sucks! He’s been questionable for weeks though. He had a monster game last week. If he can’t go, once again next man up. We’ve been doing it all year.
A win today just makes the playoff math so much easier. I am requesting a win, please. That way I don’t have to do the math.
Thanks Dolphins. I appreciate it.
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Cumming to you this season on Playboy TV, Milf Hunter: a story of a Bailbondsman who leads a secret life as an “undercover” porn site operator.
Van Noy and Elandon Roberts are inactive
I am not making a pick this week.
I have a load of laundry on the floor in front of the washer, read to go.
I am wearing my too-small, faded teal with cracked / flaked old style logo T-shirt
I have the Captain on the counter ready to go
I am doing my part. How about your.
I want all of you to STAND THE FUCK UP AND MAKE SOME NOISE (wherever your are, LOL) when the Dolphins take the field. I will.
LET’S GO DOLPHINS!!!!!!!!!!