Finsmob Unleashed

Yep! Today, the Shitshow finally happened. No more pretending that Head Coach Mike McDaniel is an NFL Head Coach. No more deceit that Chris Grier can shop for the groceries to build an NFL roster. No more lies and stat throwing tantrums that QB Tua Tagovailoa is a Top 10, or even Top 20 QB at this juncture of his career. The Tua Tagovailoa Era, or Error as I like to say is over. It doesn’t matter if he starts the rest of the season, or he sits on the bench. If it were me, I’d have QB Quinn Ewers get all the starters reps in practice, let Tua take the leftover reps, start Tua, and maybe continue to allow Quinn to get 2nd half playing time. Wins and losses no longer matter right now. Let Quinn Ewers get playing time until he’s ready to start and he’s fully prepared to do that, as many weeks as it that takes.

There is not a single, solitary reason for Miami Dolphins owner not to fire the two people most responsible for the Shitshow that is the 2025 Miami Dolphins. GM Chris Grier and Head Coach Mike McDaniel. If one is fired, the other must go as well, these two are joined at the hip, neither is blameless. You can argue over who deserves it more, and I don’t care who you think that is, as long as both heads are on pikes come Monday afternoon. The Dolphins lost today 31-6 and looked as if they didn’t belong on the same field as a team with identical 1-5 records coming into this week.

De’Von Achane is lightyears better than any player on this team, that much is clear. He is truly the untouchable player on this roster as the trade deadline approaches, exactly 2 weeks and 2 days away. Part of the problem is none of our players are increasing in value as the play of this team has just bottomed out. The defense has been absurdly bad all season long, and DC Anthony Weaver might find himself out of a job as well, which I think is slightly unfair because Grier didn’t assemble the roster properly in the least. We have 1 DL you can say belongs as a starter, and then 2 rookies in LDE Kenny Grant and NT Jordan Phillips. They’re playing out of necessity, not because they’ve earned anything. Teams are running wild on us, and despite having a solid corps of interior linebackers of Jordyn Brooks, Tyrel Dodson, Willie Gay and K.J. Britt, our outside linebackers Jaelan Phillips, Bradley Chubb, and Chop Robinson haven’t pulled their weight. Both Phillips and Chub. are coming back from injuries. Chubb missed the entire season last year after an ACL injury late in 2023 sidelined him. Phillips was hurt in game 4, also an ACL injury, this after missing the last 9 games of 2023 with an achilles injury.

The O-line has been a maligned unit for so many years, and a favorite scapegoat of Tuaneers everywhere. It’s clear that Grier has been unable to find the correct players on the offensive line, despite many picks, two big trade ups and a big free agent signing just about every season. Liam Eichenberg was the first OL that got Grier to overspend draft capital with a tradeup in 2021, sending the 50th pick in RD 2 as well as 2022 3rd RD pick to take Eichenberg at #42. The next O-line tradeup was this year, with Grier trading their #48 pick in RD 2 and the #98 pick in RD 3 as well as a 4th RD pick #135 to get pick #37 and a 5th RD pick #143 to draft Arizona OG Jonah Savaiinaea. The fact that Savaiinaea is rated as one of if not the worst OG in the league at the moment should be enough grounds to fire Grier if you include that DT Kenny Grant is also rated among the worst DT. Then you look at our record at 1-6, and even worse, turning on the TV or spending hard cash to go to the game at Hard Rock to watch this shitshow!

Will Miami Dolphins Owner Stephen Ross be able to do what must be done? That’s the big question, because some of us here have felt for quite some time both deserved to be fired, but today’s dumpster fire of a performance from the entire team today has to have cinched it, right? Stay tuned!

FIRE GRIER, FIRE McDANIEL !!!!