PIGGY IS HAVING A DREAM ABOUT CERSEI…AGAIN

The Flying Pig: Oh Cersei…I confess I did it…you caught me red-trottered

Cersei: Piggy…what am I going to do with you…you are so (sigh) well you leave me speechless…but you must be punished…and punished good!

The Flying Pig: Do what you will with me Cersei…sweet Cersei

Cersei: You have been bad Piggy…very bad…

The Flying Pig: Yes, punish me Cersie…sweet Cersei…

Wedge’s Voice: Piggy wake up

Cersei: Piggy are you ready to be punished?

Wedge’s Voice: Get up Piggy….

The Flying Pig: (To Wedge) Get out of here…I want to be with Cersei

Wedge: Piggy, wake up…its The Little Prawn…come on!

The Flying Pig: (waking up frustrated) Why can’t I ever sleep in…what now?

Wedge: Its the Little Prawn…he has really lost it…(guiding Piggy to the room the Little Prawn is in)

Mustachio: (greeting Piggy at the door) Affanculo Piggy, look at all those weapons (pointing at the Little Prawn) Its like Mussolini invading Ethiopia!

Wedge: He has been cursing New England for hours now and loading up on weapons…he wants to invade Boston…

Mustachio: Poor little Prawny…he has lost so many of his shellfish brothers to Chowder…

The Flying Pig: (approaching The Little Prawn) Prawny…I know you must be really psyched up for the New England game..

The Little Prawn: “……..”

The Flying Pig: (placing a trotter on the Prawn’s shoulder) but you don’t have to invade New England to get back at the Patriots…that may be illegal…

The Little Prawn: “……..”

The Flying Pig: and don’t worry…it will be a great game. Did you see that call against the Patriots last week against the jests…somebody finally called out the Patriots for cheating

The Little Prawn: “……..”

The Flying Pig: You can put the weapons away and just enjoy a fairly called game…I don’t think this weekend the Patriots get the calls….

IN NEW YORK CITY, PEGASUS MEETS WITH DUKE GOODELL AT THE NFL HEADQUARTERS

Duke Goodell: Ah Pegasus, what brings you to New York City (shaking Pegasus’ hoof)

Pegasus: (holding a briefcase) Hello Duke. Well its about our favorite team…the Patriots…

Duke Goodell: I see, my Patriots….well I’m sorry about that call against the Jests

Pegasus: Yes…I’m here to make sure (opening up the brief case and displaying its contents to the Duke) it does’t happen again against the Dolphins

Duke Goodell: Pegasus…(pushing the briefcase away) your money is no good here. Trust me, nothing like that will happen against the Dolphins.

Pegasus: Are you sure Duke?

Duke Goodell: Yes…let me show you

THE LIGHTS DIM AND DUKE GOODELL WALKS INTO A SPOTLIGHT. A LINE OF REFEREE DANCERS LINES UP BEHIND DUKE GOODELL

Duke Goodell: (singing) One singular quarterback, every single pass he makes. He is so dreamy, no one will touch Brady

Duke Goodell: (singing) One singular headlock around the pass rusher, insuring that Brady is not hit.

Duke Goodell: (singing) One jersey tug and none of my refs will notice. Oh Brady you are so dreamy, Cameron Wake won’t get near you.

Duke Goodell: (singing) Ooooh! Brady, he’s the one…no one will touch him this week.

Duke Goodell: Jazz Hands!