Everyone in the universe knows about Ben Heeney right? Right? Um…right? Okay, he may not be very high on your draft board. So put him on your draft board already! This guy can play.
Ben Heeney is an overachieving, unathletic throwback linebacker right? Right? Um…right? Wrong Earthlings! Just wrong. I have no idea why the Kansas linebacker has people convinced he is just an overachiever who plays at a basketball school but if you believe Heeney is an overachiever you have never been more wrong since you bought that Rick Astley album. Didn’t think anyone new about that did you?
Hey Ben, What is that on your shoulder? A chip? Well that explains your 4.59 40 time. Or your 3 cone drill in 6.68, or your 20 yard shuttle in 4 seconds, or your 60 yard shuttle in 11.06. As it turns out Heeney was one of the most athletic linebackers at the combine.
But what is the combine by itself? What did he do on the field? In his time at Kansas the 6’0, 231 pound linebacker racked up 335 tackles including over 35 for a loss. He also had 4.5 sacks, 4 interceptions and 3 forced fumbles. That production lead him to a first team all-Big 12 player in 2014.
Heeney is a sound tackler who demonstrates excellent technique on each tackle. When he gets there, you are going down and trust me, he is getting there! He has great instincts, which is probably the most important trait of any inside linebacker. Heeney moves laterally fluidly and can chase down the ball carrier. But really what impresses this alien the most about Heeney is his coverage skills. Matt Miller thinks he is agile enough to drop into a cover 2.
If I was going to compare Heeney to an Alien Weapon of Destruction, I would compare him to a venusian sheep. I know, I know…a sheep? Well listen: we used to use these sheep to destroy planets. We would drop them off and fly away in our rockets. All the local aliens would say “awww, look at the cute little sheep” but underneath that cuddly wool – would be something like your Earthling wolves. And the wolf would eat them while they slept. It was awesome.
Watch Heeley eat Kansas State in this video
Also from a Green Drunk Alien to the rest of you:
Finsmob Unleashed 
WOW—–Houston to sign Wilfork. JJ Watt —Wilfork —Clowney is almost worth paying for direct tv. to watch them.
Well hell I guess you won’t beat them again this year huh?? I was kind of looking forward to the first win in our history against that team….
** they not you. Fucking voice recognition
any given sunday !
I will put money on it that Willpork misses games this year with back problems
Putting on my cranky old man pants…
It’s was a beautiful day in Louisville yesterday. Sky was blue, 77° outside. I was wearing shorts and cooking on the grill. Plus, we actually have hills. Today it’s going to be 60°, but it’s Saint Patrick’s Day, so who cares? Now, get off my lawn!
Wow it just keeps getting worse for San Fran. Chris Borland retires after one year!
Good morning cranky pants
Give me a minute to finish taking this shit before I get off your lawn. LOL
I’ll just turn my house on you, like I do the other dogs who try to crap in my yard.
House= hose
Okay I’m off to work See you guys later Hopefully we get news about Clay today
Thanks Wedge! I an going to be shamefully honest- I do not read scouting reports, not just yours- I don’t read anyone’s. It’s mostly because it does not interest me: ” 6’2″ 255, 4.65 40, good in space, active hands..”.. you know who’s good in space? Astronauts. I’ll let you experts have your time. But I do respect it, and I really appreciate the effort you all put into your articles.
Wow-it looks like I’m going to have a big typo day, and I haven’t even had my first St Patrick’s Day beverage yet- usually a shot of Tullamore Dew. I even sent my boss an email, with the word “underachieving” just hanging out there at the very end, with no relation to the purpose of the email. I told her the underachieving was an accident, but she may decide I was being passive-aggressive and rip me a new one.
INDEED, PIGGY, we DO appreciate the effart that goes into all these HIGHLY informative articles!!
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March Madness is upon us. And only ONE Florida based school is in the tournament, Can U name that school?? –Why it’s the OSPREYS of North Florida University in Jacksonville!! –STILL, this tournament always ranks in my Top 4 sporting events each year, I LOVE IT!!
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WHILE 2015 is NOT a vintage year in Florida for college basketball, IT IS A VINTAGE YEAR FOR COLLEGE BASEBALL!! NO fewer than FIVE Florida schools are ranked in all 3 of the polls!! #4 Florida (18-3), #7 Florida State (17-4), #10 Central Florida (17-4), #20 Miami (15-6) and #28 Florida Atlantic (18-3) are all ranked among college baseball’s elite division 1 programs. –I can’t wait until “JUNE MADNESS” is upon us. The NCAA baseball playoffs ought to be tremendous this summer!!
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Y’all have a SAFE St. Patty’s Day. —Do NOT act like the ultra-drunks in Dublin, Ohio, where public drunkeness and driving while intoxicated occur with frightening frequency, based on my 16 years experience in that Columbus suburb. IF you MUST get shit-faced, PLEASE have someone else drive you home!!
“IF you MUST get shit-faced, PLEASE have someone else drive you home!!”
OD; Great advice on ANY occassion!!! (provided the “someone else” is sober…LOL)
I know that is what you meant.
Good morning all! WOW on Chris Borland. I loved that guy for our Dolphins, and now I’m glad we didn’t draft him. He was a very good player, but retires after 1 year. Shocker! Unfortunately, this is what scares me about Jordan Cameron.
Wedge – Nice job on Heeney. Nice to know we have some later RD options.
Being a diehard Badger fan, I am sorry to see Borland retire, but am glad for him in having his priorities straight and having the courage to do what is right for himself in his eyes.
Absolutely. These guys have the rest of their lives to live, and they’re young. I agree he did the right and responsible thing for both him and his family and future family.
That’s exactly right Bookman. Same with Patrick Willis, Jake Locker, Jake Plummer, Robert Smith, Barry Sanders, Jim Brown.. I admire ask of those who decide to quit while their bodies are still functioning and their minds are intact.
In case anyone wondered, I will not be getting shit-faced today. I can’t remember the last time I was (funny how that works!), but it has been awhile. Besides, three beers and I’m up peeing every 2 hours during the night.
Get off my lawn!
LOL! I’m at work until at least 9PM tonight, so no drinking for me. I celebrated St. Patty’s Day on Saturday with all my Irish friends. We had a great time.
So Piggy writes an article about some LB and then makes me think of that song ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’. What a dick!!
I don’t get it. Is it something in the youtube video?
Ahh, never mind. I see he brought up Rick Ghastly. Went in and out of mind immediately.
2nd paragraph.
What’s up humans
I have a busy day today
Court and a lot of paperwork then crossfit tonight
hen probably more work
😦
So I won;t be having a drink
Pig, I know you’re slanted towards Heeney. We had this discussion the other day. Now do a Wedgie on Baylor’s 6’1 234 MLB Bryce Hager.
I will have to check him out
But me likely Heeney these days
I know ya do….I like Heeney too. But just copy n paste for the Bryce Hager report. Very similar.
I added a Holiday Greeting to the post
Nice! I’m wearing a green shirt today. I’m wearing green underwear too, although it used it to be blue. lol
ewwwwwwww
If I was Borland I would’ve tried to make it to my 1st big contract out of my rookie deal. Get all that upfront money, then decide to retire 😉
Cue Eddie Money’s “Take the Money & Run”
It’s Steve Miller, not Eddie Money
Well glad someone’s paying attention Mr. Greendrawers
🙂
I don’t know
I might accept a little brain damage for the shot to take millions of dollars before I’m 30
Just me?
Greedy Pig
Nah. For what, so you could have a golden throne to sit on and pay people to wipe the drool off your chin, and change your diapers when you’re 45?
Then spend it on fancy sippy cups.
Andrew Abramson ✔ @AbramsonPBP
You know you’re getting older when you see it’s St. Pattys Day & the thought of those crowded bars makes you want to stay in & watch Netflix.
For Tim
You own this album don’t you? This is what you crossfit too. LOL
I’m still trying to figure out why it says Greatest Hits plural
I only heard one song of his
Other than Never Gonna Give you up
Have you ever heard any of these songs?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greatest_Hits_(Rick_Astley_album)
Together Forever was a hit too, but not as successful as Never Gonna Give You Up
Stop!!!
LOL @ plural
OMG, still talking about Rick Astley….lemme check out what’s on ‘the other blog’ lol
Harbaugh’s reaction to Borland retiring
“IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER!”
Tim / Piggy,
That’s what you call getting Rick rolled lol
Piggy,
I like the tape on Heeney but in respect to him in RD 1-2, his weight at his position is concern for me. Zach Thomas was about 10 lbs heavier than him coming into the NFL and struggled to take on blockers between the tackles one on one. Anyway, any help is good for me. I’d welcome Heeney.
That Niners team is a train wreck right now. Amazing how the dominos just keep falling.
Well, I’m back…only SB7MVP is over there lip syncing Milli Vanilli…smh
LOL
Albert Breer @AlbertBreer · 2m
Colin Kaepernick is considering retirement so he can spend more time with his turtle.
It’s a tortoise dammit! lol
LOL
Yeah, yeah, yeah. When I see it I’ll believe it.
I saw that yesterday. How did they come up with 90%?
After extensive and exhaustive numerical extrapolation. lol
Is extrapolation a type of penis enlargement process?
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I like Heeney but he’s a 5th round player w/ elite special teams ability. He’s a developmental prospect that if he does become a starter in his career is probable as a WLB. I wouldn’t get my hopes up to high about him as a MLB.
Then you wouldn’t get your hopes up on Tripp being more than a ST’er?
Tripp’s read react ability was quicker. Will he ever be more than that, who knows. I like Heeney’s physical abilities & as a STs ace, but nothing more.
Despite Paul Dawson’s bad 40 YD dash performance, I wouldn’t hesitate to take him in the right RD, like maybe the 4th if he’s still around, although I doubt he will.
I’m still high on Dawson also. If the team is comfortable with his work ethic I wouldn’t be upset if they took him in the 2nd.
I hear ya. I suppose that’s possible. He’s a good football player, and while we all get carried away with the combine numbers, he does his best work on the football field.
The most important question if Charles Clay signs w/ Buffalo is, will Tim write a note in Crayola Crayon to Clay asking for his money back on that jersey he bought in 2013?😆
Maybe I’ll piss on it and send it to him. LOL
LOL.
” If I was going to compare Heeney to an Alien Weapon of Destruction, I would compare him to a venusian sheep. I know, I know…a sheep? Well listen: we used to use these sheep to destroy planets.”
You know what’s scary?……….that now gives me more sense than whatever Kiper has to say about the guy.
My greatest thanks to Wedge (and Pig) for all the work and insight.
This goes in the you can’t believe what you first read file (even if it was technically correct). Ellerbe is making less, but not that much less.
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“NFL Media Insider Ian Rapoport reported Tuesday that Ellerbe’s base salary for 2015 has been chopped from $8.425 million to $1.1 million, per a source who has seen the deal. Ellerbe is guaranteed to make $4.9 million in 2015 off additional signing and roster bonuses. Previously scheduled to earn $6.45 million in base pay in 2016 and another $6 million in 2017, Ellerbe will now average $5.2 million over those two seasons with bonus pay factored in.”
Good for him.
Happy St. Patrick’s Day everyone! I’m pinching anyone not wearing green! 😜
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Heeney has great instincts, he has good technique and shed blocks well at the college level. I added that caveat to the last compliment because im nervous about his ability at the NFL level. I watched a good bit of tape on him previously but after reading this report went back to review and i believe he is a really great LB prospect with one shortcoming.
His arms are pretty short and i noiced this before actually going back and looking up his measurements at combine. I was watching him tackle, and be sure that when he gets hands on a guy its done, but you could see he had trouble wrapping his arms around tacklers. He compensates by having exceptionally strong hands and when he locks those fingers down he doesn’t seem to slip off guys. I also noticed it when OT’s would get to him on second level, the OG’s he shed no problem, the OTs though he had a lot of difficulties getting off those blocks.
I did go back and check his statistics and as expected 30 3/4 inch arms, with 9″ hands. How does this hinder him? In college these guys aren’t elite and you come across guys with shorter arms when makes it more of an even match, in those cases he won most battles, but in the NLF he will be going against elite players and those match ups are going to leave him at a disadvantage.
He plays with intensity and just from on-field persona from watching him play, i think he is the type player we would want. He doesnt have elite height, and he doesnt have great body mass, but being 6′ with 230ish weight makes him a low and solid center of gravity. These are good things for a MLB, but as with the shorter arm length, his lack of weight, could come at a disadvantage to him in the NFL and he would need to put on at least 15lbs of muscle. He also only put up 19 reps int he BP, which means he is not strong enough currently to fight off NFL caliber OG’s who will average in the 315-340 range.
His coverage ability seems decent, especially in man on RB’s he blankets them and stays in good position to make plays ont he ball. His zone work was hit or miss, sometimes spectacular positioning and breaking on the ball, sometimes not so much. I have no concerns that he will be able to run with most RB and TE’s but he gives up about 5″ to most TE’s on height and i didn’t see anything in film that suggests he will be able to defend them on a passes thrown high. His vertical of 33.0 isn’t that great either (in reference Kendricks was 38.0 both being 6′).
He currently has a grade of about 4-5, and that seems very fair for a guy like him. Again, its not that these shortcomings are going to sink his career in the NFL, but it definitely makes it difficult going against guys with average arm length 3-7 inches longer than yours and with weight advantages of 80-100lbs. He will have to make up for some with pure effort (something he seems like he would do) and though some of these can be changed, and im sure will (weight for example) some of them cant and you would just have to hope he could make up for them in other ways to be successful.
D — great extra info (you might want pop up with some profiles of your gems in the draft btw). What round do you figure he goes in?………even with the Qs, he’s sounding sorta Zach-like undervalued to me.
Herd, I’m not wearing any green at all. Come n get me! 😉
Pink his his favorite color.
LMAO!
LOL
Hi Herd! Happy St. Patty’s Day!
stangerx says:
March 17, 2015 at 11:00 am
D — great extra info (you might want pop up with some profiles of your gems in the draft btw). What round do you figure he goes in?………even with the Qs, he’s sounding sorta Zach-like undervalued to me.
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I think if teams sleep on him, ie look at the numbers and just don’t really dig into film, his 4-5th round could slidt to 6th, but i feel pretty solid on round 4-5 because i think a small portion of teams will overlook him, but a good chunk of them wont overlook his instincts. I think he looks a lot like Kendricks but with less athletic ability. He probably does compare to Zach, similar shortcomings, similar passion for playing, and like Zach could wind up overcoming all of that to be a real stud. Its just a gamble, so again, even the interested teams will likely play it safe and wait until 4th or so becfor selecting him, but could all change depending on if round 2 run on ILBs happens.
Thanks D (and Pig). Sure sounds like a guy to take a flier on. Only problem is we sorta need a sure-thing at LB. Maybe we get that declining vet and add him in for comp.
Happy St. Patrick’s Day to you too Herd.
Yes, Pink is my favorite color…ON A SEXY WOMAN!
Gotta Luv it! I know I do!
Chargers signed WR Stevie Johnson to a three-year contract.
The Patriots can’t catch a break this offseason. They’ve now struck out with Darrelle Revis, Johnson and Reggie Bush.
They did re-sign McCourty though. Does it really matter who the Patriots have at WR? Anyone they plug into that system seems to work.
Happy St. Patricks Day to all my Irish friends here, and even those that aren’t
Report: Bills now believe they have a “92 percent” chance of landing Charles Clay.
why hasn’t there been an offer yet?
I have no idea.
That’s conflicting with the Dolphins feeling that they have a 14.279 % chance of signing Clay.
Yes the math just doesn’t add up. 🙂
How do they come up with these percentages anyway? In the words of Jerry Seinfeld to the Mantelbaums: “I am not really sure how official any of these rankings really are.”
Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!
Awesome, this means Phins will draft my guy!
Omar Kelly ✔ @OmarKelly
“@whynotme_or31: what’s your take on DGB and should the fins take him”» absolutely not
Don’t get your hopes up, we’re not drafting a red flag player in the 1st round.
I’m sure once the Bills make their multi year offer, it will be a good contract for Clay, but I think if we really want him, we’ll do what we have to do to sign him. If that means cutting someone else, we’ll do it.
Hope it doesn’t get out of control. We’ll have to pay Tanny, Pouncey, & Vernon too next year, plus the Suh hit in 2016 will be some $28M….yikes.
was at the post office yesterday mailing out tax extensions. after the female postal workers ask me if i would like any additions supplies, i replied ‘no thanks’ and swiped my debit card thru the machine. she just said ‘hold on you were to fast i didnt even have a chance to hit my button first’ i just told her ‘yeah, like i never heard a woman tell me that before’
LMAO — and only you could actually say that……even as I’m hoping you didn’t.
….and? Then she and her co-workers laughed you out of the building, or she had Mongo in the back go postal on you and throw you out? 😉
I think our number for Clay is about 7.5, how much they are willing to wiggle im not sure, but you have to think it wont me much higher.
LOL @ FFR
Tim, red flag?…LOL. You guys keep parroting that with absolutely no knowledge of the guy, the real situations, or how his interviews go.
Besides, Tannenbaum is here now. He’s known to take a risk.
Come on man, it’s out there. I’ve read about the guy. It’s not just off the field stuff either. He’s considered very raw. With the moves we’re making, I don’t see how drafting an unpolished WR in the 1st round makes any sense.
I’m pretty sure he won’t be our pick, but you can keep dreaming. LOL
I think the big deal was what went down in the NFL last year with the domestic violence shit, and since his biggest event centers around it, i def think it will have a bearing on people ideas about him and the risk associated with drafting him. That being said, its not like we are picking in the top 10 and its not like we wont eval risk vs reward with him and if he comes out the best option and we feel his risk isnt high, i am sure we would take a chance on him. I think more likely though is the possibility of having he and Parker both available at 14 is good, and if thats the case we would likely select Parker over him and part of that choice likely is due to the risk despite it being big or small.
LOL @ FFR! Did she laugh?
LOL @ so much that was said/posted on this page. Too much to list. Happy St. Patty’s day everyone!
Mike E: The moment I read the Borland news I thought of Cameron. Maybe with the Keller injury fresh on my mind it’s worse, but I really hope we still re-sign Clay at this point, who’s also an injury risk, but at least it’s not his head.
For Tim:
“Tim Knight says:
March 16, 2015 at 11:15 pm
Am I wrong or do the Bills have to offer Clay a 3-year deal worth $21+M or 4 year $28+M to exceed Miami’s one year transitional tag at over $7M”
They can offer him anything. League minimum.
He won’t take that though, he’ll sign the 7M tag. I COULD see them offering him something that averages less than 7/year and him having to make a decision about short term vs. long term, but if it’s much less I’m sure the fins will just match. They only have two objectives here 1) Offering enough that Clay signs the offer sheet, and 2) Making the offer something the fins won’t match.
According to sources, the probability of that is 48.984024850%
‘even as I’m hoping you didn’t.’
why? she laughed at it. took her a second but then she thought about what she said and got a good laugh out of it.
LOL @ Jahn
Impossible not to think about Cameron when a 24 YO up and coming star retires from the same issues. Sad, but it’s a reality of the game.
Piggy,
I like the tape on Heeney but in respect to him in RD 1-2, his weight at his position is concern for me. Zach Thomas was about 10 lbs heavier than him coming into the NFL and struggled to take on blockers between the tackles one on one. Anyway, any help is good for me. I’d welcome Heeney.
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I’m thinking round 4 maybe even round 5
I’m not too worries about his weight
Linebackers need to be more agile than ever considering how much they have to drop in coverage
I feel like most of the LBs coming out now are in the light side
Kendricks is only a pound heavier and be is expected to go late first early 2nd
That is the new model of LBs
They have to run
Heeney (and Kendricks ) can do that
And they can tackle too
That is what matters to me
Also keep in mind that Suh will be wreaking havoc at the LOS
We need out LBs to clean up and finish the ball carrier
Don’t wheeler it…lol
I’m not sure which one, but I’m pretty sure we’ll be drafting a LB.
No way we take that guy Tim! You’re setting yourself up for disappointment!
I know, I’m crazy like that. Silly even. LOL
Whomever LB is if not a hickey kind of guy
Silly Tim should know that….you jerk
Bills haven’t even made an offer
How are they assessing their chances of landing Clay
Make an offer and see what happens dbags
Sorry ladies and gents but as some one who negotiates for a living I don’t get it
We haven’t made an offer yet but when we do the chances of him accepting are high – wtf, make an offer
I hope when the Bills do make Clay an offer, he pisses on it.
Careful what you wish for
Rex will accept Urine as a signature
It’s traditional strategy for Transition Tagged players. Wait until the other team makes as many FA moves as possible so you know how to construct the contract in a way that makes it hard for them to match. Basically you wait for your opponent to show all his cards, than you act with more information.
is there a time limit though?
You mean a time limit on the tag? I think something has to happen by July 22nd or Clay loses his ability to negotiate with anyone but the fins.
The Bills are still trying to figure out why the pizza scented scratch & sniff stickers they doctored their contract with smells like pepper instead of pizza. They are contemplating redrafting their offer with pickle scented scratch and sniff stickers.
…..that strangely smell like banana.
LOL
Next!
A Quad venti half caf breve no foam with whip two splenda stirred skinny three pump peppermint mocha….please.
I think if we end up basically trading Clay for Cameron and Cameron gets a concussion the first game then this FO has some explaining to do.
Two completely different players though. But then we’ve been trying to get a seam threat for a while. Clay is an exceptional and flexible add on to that.
And what happens if Cameron is healthy and Clays knee regresses up in Buffalo??? Lots of what ifs
It’s a risk, no doubt. But the org’s opinion of Sims and to a lessor degree, Lynch also plays into the decisions they’ll be making.
Top of the Superbowl odds (plus the Jets) from Bovada.
We are tied with the Bengals and Bills for sixth best in AFC……makes sense to me.
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Seattle Seahawks 6/1
Green Bay Packers 7/1
New England Patriots 7/1
Indianapolis Colts 8/1
Denver Broncos 12/1
Dallas Cowboys 16/1
Philadelphia Eagles 18/1
Pittsburgh Steelers 20/1
Arizona Cardinals 25/1
Baltimore Ravens 25/1
New York Giants 25/1
Buffalo Bills 33/1
Cincinnati Bengals 33/1
Detroit Lions 33/1
Miami Dolphins 33/1
San Francisco 49ers 33/1…..
New York Jets 50/1
stanger,
I don’t know what any of that means….and I’m glad about that.
It’s a starbucks order. Don’t drink coffee but my wife used to write hers on paper for me so I didn’t get wrong. And when the last person was done there was “next.”
Randy, coming on here and saying Next! makes it look like you’re a hooker. LOL
Or the soup nazi
Raiders signed RB Trent Richardson, formerly of the Colts.
Why not? Richardson is very likely coming at the league minimum with little to no guaranteed money. The Raiders will give him a look-see during OTAs and see if he can make it to training camp with the club. If he doesn’t cut it, the Raiders can release Richardson with no penalty.
Raiders signed Trent Richardson
“Look at what I did….duh…look at what I did…I Smawt…”
https://usatq.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/usp-nfl_-oakland-raiders-nnamdi-asomugha-press-con.jpg?w=640&h=835
At first i considered us taking a shot at him as a grinder back, but after the shit he pulled after being cut i lost any interest and any respect i had left for him.
Stanger, it’s sad that I know most of what that entails and that a barista has to know exactly what that means
Definitely something more in being a barista than people telling you, “#5 please.”
Chris Perkins ✔ @chrisperk
#Dolphins will be Louisville receiver Devante Parker’s first visit http://fw.to/E668hGU
stangerx says:
March 17, 2015 at 12:40 pm
A Quad venti half caf breve no foam with whip two splenda stirred skinny three pump peppermint mocha….please.
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You had me before your “splenda stirred skinny three pump peppermint moca”……………. Way to fuck up a good breve dude. Actually these days i order an extra shot venti flat white breve… I like the ristretto better than the regular expresso.
Come to the next fest and you can discuss that with the person in my fam who actually likes it that way. 🙂
https://twitter.com/theflyingpig44/status/577881093321416704
This is better than my post here
GDP, that guy is a lazy ass waste of space. I mean maybe a change of scenery perks him up but his attitude since being cut has been nothing less than reeking of entitlement and arrogance.
Huh? Who you talking about?
Richardson
Tim Knight says:
March 17, 2015 at 1:02 pm
Randy, coming on here and saying Next! makes it look like you’re a hooker. LOL
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Wait he isnt a hooker? I thought thats why he preferred the big fatties, cause everyone knows hookers are size queens.
14: R1P14 WR KEVIN WHITE WEST VIRGINIA
47: R2P15 OT CEDRIC OGBUEHI TEXAS A&M
111: R4P15 CB DORAN GRANT OHIO STATE
141: R5P13 OLB JAKE RYAN MICHIGAN
142: R5P14 S ADRIAN AMOS PENN STATE
175: R6P15 WR AUSTIN HILL ARIZONA
I hope we wow him like we did some of the FA’s. Being first sometimes makes it difficult to stay in peoples minds, so we really need to leave a impression on him he cant shake. I really want to hear that name called at R1P14.
Him being Parker.
Devante Parker’s gonna be a busy man. He’s visiting about 15 teams. Hopefully, he doesn’t impress anyone else but us.
Mike E — for me it depends on Clay or not. If we get him I figure we will be going more 2 TEs (or one TE and Clay) sets and won’t need a stud wideout in the first as much. Plus both Landry and Stills have a lot of thread left on their tires, including their cheap contracts.
They are feeding him ex lax cookies ont he way out
getterdone says:
March 17, 2015 at 11:53 am
….and? Then she and her co-workers laughed you out of the building, or she had Mongo in the back go postal on you and throw you out? 😉
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LOL. What’s going to happen when the IRS never receives the extensions?
LOL, that too.
Piggy, thanks for the beer above. Is it green? or does it taste like pork?
Grab yourself a can of pork soda
You’ll be feeling just fine
Ain’t nothin’ quite like sittin’ ’round the house
Swillin’ down them Cans of swine
Primus!
One of my favorite bands. Have seen them in concert a few times, always hella entertaining. Jerry was a race car driver also makes for a awesome mosh pit.
Jeff Ireland has the following question lined up for his interview with Heeney:
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5) Are you a pussy like Chris Borland?
“No” says Ireland “How bout your Mom?”
LOL….or, looking at your arms, did your mom fuk an alligator?
And if not, would she for the right amount of money?
How fucked up is this? I read “Where the Red Fern Grows” when I was a kid and loved it. It also was the first book that ever made me cry.
So my wife and daughter were reading it for their mom/daughter book club, and they take turns reading it independently and with my wife reading it aloud to my daughter.
This morning my daughter is a little sick and we kept her home from school. After getting to enjoy NONE of the story they’re reading, I just heard my wife read her the chapter where Little Anne and Old Dan die. I get nothing but the sad part of the book and a wife and daughter crying.
LOL, ill admit that shit got me too man. I was a little kid when i read it and saw the movie but it made me bawl.
You think that is a depressing book
Tell them to read this one, they will cry 2x more
LOL!
You can turn it around to the North Korean version where the family survived and ate well that night…LOL
LOL…Too soon Dbolt! The girls are still drying their eyes!!!
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At this point Chip Kelley should offer everyone in Philadelphia a root canal
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Way to go Ray Farmer
I’ve now heard both Scott Pioli and Gil Brandt say they could see 3 WRs go in the top 10 (11 for Pioli). If we can’t get Cooper, White, or Parker, I don’t want to go WR with 14. Strong is also quite good, but not 14 material IMHO. DGB had all the talent in the world, but I’ve heard both 3 former GMs, and read reports of at least 4 current ones who wouldn’t touch the guy in the first round…and I’m of the same mind.
I have no problem with Strong at 14. He has great size and good speed to match that. He has done nothing but help himself at the combine as well.
Size and Speed and Combine are all below route running and mechanics for a rookie WR in my book. Which is where Strong falls short of those other 3. He’s also got “ok” speed for a wideout, but he’s not as explosive as I’d like to see in pads.
GD is gonna put a cap in your ass. LOL
Trade back. Try to target Nelson Agholor, Justin Hardy, Breshad Perriman, or even Coats.
I would agree. If not those top 3, best to target the next tier in a trade back. Grab Hendricks later in the first (although with Borland retiring, I could see Hendricks going as early at 15th at his point) and target those guys in the 2nd.
If those three are gone, yeah i would trade back, but i have been looking over a lot of resources and i cant see where all three will be gone. Jets added vet WR’s and i have hear are more interested in Tre Waynes now, Raiders are about 50/50 and you never really know with them until its announced, but i think they take White/Cooper. Minny i woulda had pegged at 11 to take a WR, but trading for Wallace i think pushes it to later round need for them. Cleveland might would, but signed Hartline and likely Bowe next, so i think they may wait as well. I think we have shot at one of the top three if not 2.
Strong at 14 is sort of like taking Juwann James at 14
Try to trade down if possibel
but if you like the player and you are there
take him
Exactly how I feel Piggy.
Why do 3 girls who are all into black guy have initials KKK
irony!
In stands for Kok Kok and Klown Shoes
well lookie lookie. there is hope for tim
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/first-successful-penis-transplant/
Well there’s hope for you. You can now change your last name from Chang to Johnson.
What’s up FUers? pretty amazing about Borland. I am not sure what to make of it. If he is legit about retiring and his reasons then more power to him but hard for me to say that there is not some other agenda going on. He has played this game at a high level thru high school and college. He is one of the few to make it to the pros and apparently excel at that pros. He is in line to make millions. The info of about concussions has been out there for a while now and all of sudden as he finally has made the mark he retires after only one season and walks away from millions of dollars. Just a gut feeling we have not heard the last of Borland just yet.
What would the agenda be?
Not sure Tim. Maybe he wants out of SF, maybe he is legit but to me it just seems odd at this moment he decides he wants to retire, especially as the Niners continue to implode.
Good question. He’s entering the 2nd year of a rookie contract…there is no legal way for him to renegotiate or get more money (as set out in the CBA), so I don’t see what the “agenda” could be.
FFRob
isn’t “penis transplant” the same term you use for every Saturday Night
FYI – its not supposed to end up in your mouth
Tim Knight says:
March 17, 2015 at 1:46 pm
Well there’s hope for you. You can now change your last name from Chang to Johnson.
damn straight and then start dating a kardashian
Jahn, you think the 49ers will reach now because of their LB situation?
I have a feeling you think Kendricks at 15 is a reach, but I don’t. Unlike Strong, I DO think Kendricks at 15 would be much like us taking James where we did last year. If you like the player and you have a need, you take him. You’re gambling that he’d be there later.
FWIW, since I have a known Kendricks bias, I will volunteer this: I didn’t come up with that idea independently, I heard it being discussed on NFL radio yesterday in the wake of the Borland announcement.
Do you think the dude with transplant got to pick his new penis?
‘FYI – its not supposed to end up in your mouth’
piggy, as i always say, you do what you got to do then dont talk about it in the morning
Ken
if Borland unretires before within a year mayeb you have something
But I tend to think he was sincere about being concerned about his health
Then the niners will retain full rights to the player. There’s no end game there without concocting a very very unlikely scenario which would probably include court cases that would cause the issue to drag out for several years.
The kid’s done playing football. Another way to look at it is: He got paid a couple million bucks on his rookie contract and at least he hung on long enough to get a windfall. For any of us that’s a lottery winning like payday, it’s not chump change.
Ken, maybe Patrick Willis influenced Borland.
piggy
i am thinking they need to make this like womens fake boobs. how they are constantly going back for different sizes.
wife: honey lets do something fun this weekend
Hub: whatcha got in mind
wife: i was thinking maybe you can get that big black one attached for the weekend
LOL
LOL
https://twitter.com/holdmybeergif/status/577229046137901057
LOL, we use these to attack from 3 feet out.
Its an anti-smurf gun
Lol you got to see the oh shit look wash across that one dudes face. Priceless.
Somebody once tried to sell my friend a bazooka at a bar.