I was toying around with this Earthling Video Game – John Madden Football. So I decided to create my own player. I set all the height, weight and muscle definition to the max settings and I created this freakish athlete I named after a tree. I call it the Shawn Oakman. This player I created is freakishly enormous, he would cause havoc if he were real…oh my saturn…it can’t…no…no…oh no!!! It’s real! The Oakman is real!!! Everyone run for your life!!!
I made a monster. Everybody run. Oakman is a 6’9, 270 lb, Defensive End from Baylor. Most people don’t think of defense when they think of Baylor. Well keep thinking that way. Oakman just squashed your puny closed minded brain!
I made my Oakman monster with a meanstreak. He is mean, big, strong and relentless. Scouts always note Oakman’s motor. Just look at the size of Oakman. No don’t. Don’t look the Oakman moster in the eye! Just run for your life.
Oakman can be an elite pass rusher in the NFL. In a 2014 season full of blowouts with plenty of pass rushing opportunities for Oakman, he recorded 10 sacks. He may look huge, but he flies to the ball carrier like a much lighter monster. He has a quick burst off the ball that is certain to wreak havoc on the QBs of the NFL.
He can play in space too. Oakman may be a better fit at as OLB in a 3-4 defense. Whomever drafts Oakman is going to get a heck of a OLB or DE one that will scare the gravity out of the opponents bladder. I hope Ryan Tannehill never has to face the Oakman monster. The Dolphins should draft Oakman in 2016 just to secure Tanny’s healthy future….
The Oakman monster was caught by some crafty trappers at Baylor who convinced him to stay at Baylor for his senior year. Oakman probably would have been a first round pick in 2015 but he stayed at Baylor. Well every NFL QB just exhaled. Put him in a cage now! Feed him backup QBs every night to keep him happy. If Oakman was a Alien Weapon of Destruction, he would be a Rancor!
Now you know who to run from in 2016. Or maybe you can draft him and have him crush QBs for you!