If you don;t know by now the Dolphins demolished the Houston Texans on Sunday. And many Dolfans were there to see it, including this little Piggy.
The win broke an inexplicable streak: The Dolphins were 0-6 against the Texans entering a game. Well that changed in a big way. The game was over by the end of the 1st quarter. By halftime the Dolphins had a 41-0 lead over the Texans.
The Dolfans won the toss but deffered. The Texans promptly when 3 and out losing 2 yards on their opening drive.
On their opening drive the Dolphins threw a few short passes to Jarivs Landry and ran Lamar Miller for a few first downs.
But the big play was a slant that was right on the money to Rishard Matthews who took the pass 53 yards to the house! Most of the 53 yards was after the catch. In this pic Prawn points out who Matthews is – and if you needed him to do that you are an idiot.
So then on the next drive the Texans gained a total of minus 3 yards. They went 3 and out again.
The Dolphins also went 3 and out after failing to covert a 3rd and 1. And then they punted to the Texans again. Who gained 7 yards – which is a total of 2 yards in 3 drives. Guess what…they went 3 and out again.
And the Dolphins only managed 1 play on their next drive – but it was a good one. It took Jarvis Landry 15 seconds to run 50 yards. He basically covered the whole field. Landry caught a pass about 15 yards downfield near the sideline. It was an easy first down – step out right?
Nope – not Landry.
So gain a few more yards on the sideline
Nope – not Landry
He broke a bunch of tackles – and the downfield blocking was excellent
Boom one of the most exciting 50 yards TDs in Dolphin History. Check out the breakdown.
Okay Landry that’s enough…
No…okay…MVP MVP MVP
After the Texans lost 3 yards on their next drive and went 3 and out…again…Landry scored his 2nd TD to give the Dolphins a 21-0 lead.
Landry finished the game with 5 catches for 83 yards. Anyone who didn’t watch the game will not gawk at his performance. But trust me he was out of this world fighting for every inch
So now its Lamar Miller’s turn to catch a 50 yard TD pass.
After the Dolphins went up 21 -0 on Landry’s 2nd score, the Texans pooped on their next drive.
The Dolphins drove the ball 83 yards finishing with a 53 yard screen pass for a TD to Lamar Miller.
Maybe Landry’s stats aren;t that impressive. But Miller’s are. 175 yards on the ground and a long 85 yards TD run (not pictured here but it took the lead to 35-0) and 61 yards receiving – most of it on that screen.
And don’t forget the defense.
All those 3 and outs early set the tone.
This is what it looks like when you score 2 pick sixes in consecutive weeks.
And this is what 2 sacks each looks like. Wake had 2 and Suh had 2
And this is a happy coach!
Oh yeah
and guess who had an excellent game too…
4 TDs, 0 ints a perfect passer rating and an NFL record for consecutive completions (over 2 games)
wow
Bring on the Patriots!
Finsmob Unleashed 
Is it expected to wear a jersey at the fest? Like a jacket at a fine restaurant?
Yes, I’d say so….if not a jersey, then some kinda Dolphins related shirt.
I got a coaches polo Phins shirt I should’ve brought to let him wear…lol
fan stuff aside, just makes sense down here sb7 — they are non-absorbent.
Whether it rains or fries…..you appreciate that either way.
Guessing Rock wishes he had that on Sunday…..you should have seen his button down in the rain.
OD, brought his infamous ‘Fins Win’ duct tape sign that he’s had since the first Fest I believe.
This time The Fins Win, and Won BIG!
Was also great talking football strategies, players, & X’s & O’s, with all the knowledgeable peeps….and without typing. 😉
Sounds like a lot of fun
Best day of the year.
(whispering) the Mets are in the World Series and it all starts tonight. 🙂
Toba’s wife had a cool tee that said Earth Wake on top & Suh Nami underneath.
Toba also spotted & bought a Deflatriots tee & the accompanying rubber deflated football hat with a big air needle sticking out the side….lol He’s gonna wear that into Gillette stadium Thur Nite.
Hope he’s wearing a Life Alert button around his neck too. Especially after the Phins kick NE ASS!
Go Toba!
That’s a brave man right there! I hope he survives!
Oh man, that’s ballsy. LOL
GDP,
I CAN SMELL IT
I CAN TASTE IT
I CAN’T EAT ENOUGH RIGHT NOW
#DANFUCKINGCAMPBELL
🙂
GDP — there were sad sights at the fest too.
I felt real bad for all those fans in Texans jerseys who had traveled all the way here.
Did you see them barely able to hold their heads up as they sat there in the pouring rain during the 2nd Q? It was like their dog died.
Yeah it must of sucked for them. When your team just gets wiped out it’s a really shitty feeling.
sb7mvp says:
October 27, 2015 at 11:14 am
Is it expected to wear a jersey at the fest? Like a jacket at a fine restaurant?
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So glad we didn’t run into that crew of misfits….LOL
There’s a name for dudes like that.
LOL @ Tim – I’m excited man. Going to have to watch the first couple of innings on my phone at work.
I’m thinking if toba has good seats we might see him on tv Thursday night. They love showing stuff like that. 🙂
Stanger,
LOL @ “it’s like their dog died”.
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This would have been me if i were at the stadium ragging on them
LMFAO….I think I did that once, but it was early, like 14-0.
LOL. love that scene. How’s your burger?
LOL AL — but there was no point……..
Would have been different if the game gave a chance for them to show some Big Texas Radio and the Big Beat (probably before your time).
Stanger, yes, those poor whittle Texans fans….but I took it easy on them. I was a lot harder on Rock being on the dark side…lol
Al,
Which fest was that from? YOUNG STANGER is on the left right?
That was from Tim’s bag of dicks Fest….lol 😉
I won’t wear a jersey to the next fest. I’m not buying another one. I guess I could always wear #13.
Old ones work as long as the right player. I figure my Fields and Bell are always good to go. No longer have my Richie or Marshall.
#13 is timeless.
Just make sure it’s the right #13
OD sports the Greasy jersey he bought in 1970. 😉
Griese
GDP,
LOL.
Those guys actually got escorted out of the stadium last year (or year before).
I guess Ross or Ireland must have seen them through binoculars and had enough LOL
What’s the big deal, I’m into myself and I want everyone to know because I’m what is known as a super douche!
The cop is like, “you’re offending all the gay people here,” “take that shit back to the twink beach”
sb7mvp says:
October 27, 2015 at 11:33 am
Al,
Which fest was that from? YOUNG STANGER is on the left right?
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LOL
Does the kid above have his buddies name tattooed on his back? LOL
And his ballpark frank too. lol
lmfao. I don’t know but I think it’s hilarious how his buddy had a backup plan (you can see him putting on some shorts and theres some towels behind his chair. The other guy just went in basically without another option LOL.
Looking at the fest pic Stanger posted…
Piggy rocking the beard big time now
Rock, you look like you packed on a few lbs
GDP, damn, you tall!
The crew looked like they had a great time, i’ll definitely try and be there next year.
SB
It’s the other “right” one.
If it doesn’t sport ‘Scott’ on the back then it’s a counterfeit.
Omar Kelly ✔ @OmarKelly
New England’s defense is allowing 4.5 yards per carry this season. Only 8 teams are giving up more yards per attempt.
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Jonas Gray in their gut on occassion
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Omar Kelly ✔ @OmarKelly
New England’s defense is allowing 4.5 yards per carry this season. Only 8 teams are giving up more yards per attempt.
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Miller, Gray, more Miller, some Damien, More Miller!
Omar Kelly ✔ @OmarKelly
Miami’s offense is ranked 17th when it comes to red zone efficiency, turning 56.3% of those opportunities into touchdowns.
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We’re now getting there finally. The run is setting up the pass. Thank you Ross for listening to us real fans!
SB
It has some Italian name on it
Omar Kelly ✔ @OmarKelly
The Patriots are tied for the NFL lead with Cincinnati, turning 71.4% of the team’s red zone opportunities into touchdowns.
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Our Defense needs another inspired performance.
Stay Hungry & Keep Eating Marsha Cookies!
Andrew Abramson ✔ @AbramsonPBP
Campbell: “We’re an aggressive style defense now. They set the tone. And we’ve got an offense — hey, we can make plays, man.”
Might not make some happy, but Ross is looking out for fans in one way.
Part of the improvements are escalators right up to either the 2nd or third levels. Just pop on and bs with your buds. Minute or so later there you are……..lot better than climbing the ramps.
The escalators are in now, or are they coming next year, with the shades?
Took it up to the 300s on Sunday……liked it, and none of us are getting younger.
I’m surprised they didn’t have them already.
talk about glass half empty……lol
olddolphan says:
October 27, 2015 at 8:20 am (Edit)
HERD: Congrats on ANOTHER GREAT SEASON FOR Marshall. –NOW, the bad news. Your head coach, “DOC” Holliday, supposedly is on the list of both MIAMI and CENTRAL FLORIDA as their next head coach.
Yeah, I figured that was coming. He recruits really well in Florida. Sigh….
Stanger, the old Giants stadium had escalators so I figured they all do.
Yeah, well this stadium was once named after an underwear company, so . . .
GDP,
I bet the Patriots lead the league in illegal picks inside the 5 yard line.
I bet they lead the league in all things illegal.
Im over Damien Williams, he dances at the line and fumbles. Dont remember who it was who said when Ajayai is back Williams is gone, but i kinda agree with it, at least as soon as we know he’s got his feet. I also really think they should have kept Gills.
Read a quote by Miller the other day that pretty much confirmed what i saw earlier this year. He basically said that his running woes earlier stemmed from lack of opportunities, and when he was out there he was trying to make the most of every snap, but when he ran to the line he wasnt trusting the calls or the line having the hole open for him and tried to “make something happen”. He credits the new success with the play calling, getting more touches and trusting his OL, who he re-iterated was doing a great job.
I do think that the design of the calls seemed to me to be one of the most limiting factors, but he admits to dancing at the line, which is also something i was pointing out. Good to know things seem to be back ont rack for him because this is a big year for him and i want him to be successful for his and the team’s sake.
Speaking of pick plays, we got away with one i think in the Houston game. It may have been within the 5 yard buffer, but i thought it might have been just outside of it. Either way it was a pretty play and close enough that they didnt call it, so maybe just executed really well.
Trypod,
I’m sorry, I can’t stop laughing at your horse article…
Khartoum!!! Or maybe Khartomb is more appropriate.
D, yeah I thought the same thing about Damien Williams. He’s really not much of rusher and the book on him coming out of college was he lacks instincts which shows up in games. He’s a very good receiver and plays well on STs but I don’t think he’s going to get many more rushes.
He’s a power rusher on a team that doesn’t have much in that department.
If you think he’s a fumbler, you should see Ajayi’s resume.
He fumbled Sunday but I’m talking more about his instincts. He doesn’t seem to know where he’s going.
“HI TOM, CANT WAIT TILL YOU JUMP IN THE POOL”
LOL – but too friendly…..ours are more like this.
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/trollpasta/images/2/28/Eh_eh_eh_eheheh.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140705220027
Guess people like us again……from Walker:
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“DAVIE, Fla. – The Miami Dolphins are one of the hottest teams in the NFL the past two weeks. Now, it’s time for the full “SportsCenter” treatment.
ESPN will provide full coverage of the Dolphins (3-3) throughout the day on its NFL programming. I am reporting live from the team’s training facility to bring you all the latest on interim head coach Dan Campbell, quarterback Ryan Tannehill, defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh and the rest of the team as it prepares for Thursday’s big game against the undefeated New England Patriots (6-0).
The first television hits are during the 10 a.m. and 11 a.m. hours. So be sure to check it out.”
Al
I don’t think Damien Williams is really a power rusher. I’ve seen nothing from him that says that. He is a good receiver out of the backfield though.
Jonas Gray is better.
Well, what I mean by power rusher is that defenders don’t have the power to drive him back. Williams generally stays on his feet and has enough force to not fall back on impact. He may not be able to run over a defender, but when a defender tries to plow an offensive player and just goes no where, the impact advantage goes to the offense (tires the defender to use alot of energy into plowing a guy only to get stoned). He needs work but that’s why He’s a backup. He’s decent on special teams as well.
How rough has the Ravens season been?
They are 1-6 but after the game I heard that they have had the ball with under 2 minutes to go in every game with a chance to tie or go ahead in every game (either all or something like 5 out of 6). Rough lol.
Been brutal for them. Flacco is having a down year, his receiving core isn’t much now, the OL struggles too, and their Defense is still looking to cover the holes left by free agency
John Harbuagh looked really anguished on the sidelines..
Yeah something like that.
Miller was running bad before the change.
SO before we give up on Williams, I’d like to see what he does now behind the new calls & OL efforts, like it has worked now for Miller.
Miller had some really good runs prior as well, but way less opportunities. I haven’t seen any improvement from Williams rushing. He can spell Miller on 3rd down because he’s a good receiver at times but I would go with Gray as the #2 back.
GDP,
I agree. You don’t give up on a player over 6 games when he contributed last year in different ways. He still contributes on special teams which is mainly what backups have to do. You still want a guy like Williams out there as a 3rd down receiving back. Gray is too much of a stiff to be a WR threat out of the backfield and Ajayi hasn’t proven a thing.
I agree on Williams. See my post above yours. All 3 backs can be productive in their roles with Miller as the #1.
James Walker ✔ @JamesWalkerNFL
#Patriots QB Tom Brady spoke highly of #Dolphins QB Ryan Tannehill and said he enjoys watching him and Miami’s offense on film.
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I think Brady just likes watching his bum. That cheeky bastard.
LOL.
I can just imagine how this went down…
“Hi Ryan…you can just go ahead and stay home”.
Al, watching Ajayi in college I think he’s the back who can do what Miller does despite not being quite as quick and fast. But he ran out of a lot of the same formations we run, specifically shotgun.
Miller has always intrigued me going back to his UM days because he has the rare ‘take it to the house’ speed once he’s at the second level. He may not be the most consistent guy to rush 5-10 yards a carry but the NFL is all about big plays and all it takes is 2 huge rips to make a difference in a tightly competitive NFL game. Miller brings that and I love it.
He’s really developing into a star before our eyes….a complete back.
He’s only like what 23yo?
Agreed. He’s a playmaker who also run more physical than he’s given credit for. If we don’t re-sign him some other team definitely will.
We talked @ the Fest about Ajayi coming back….some one is likely cut or put on PS.
I said I didn’t think Williams is eligible, as he’s played in too many games. But Gray could be a candidate for PS perhaps.
It will be a tough decision I’m sure.
This is what the Texans front office stamped Mallett’s personnel file with
They released him.
Saw this looking at various Texans memes LMFAO
I know Hopkins has been the man on offense but still…this gave me a good laugh.
Ben Volin ✔ @BenVolin
Pats-Fins officiating crew includes Sarah Thomas, NFL’s first full-time female ref, and Rob Vernatchi, suspended for PIT-SD clock mishap.
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SMH, maybe FFR is right. Let the cheating begin!
Williams is a stickier thigpen. He’s way more valuable in the passing game than rushing, but overall I still think he’s misused. His fumble was unfortunate, especially with so little opportunites. I wish we would throw a screen or a shuffle pass to him and get him in space where he works best. Split him wide too.
Stockier not stickier
Thigpen?
They do get the ball to Williams out of the backfield, just not a lot so far this year as our offense blew chunks the first 4 games and the TOP was low.
Yeah, said that. I think they need to do it more and in varying ways. It’s usually just a swing pass.
Here are some offensive stats from the last few years worth of NE-MIA matchups.
As you can see, the turnovers killed us last year :/.
Head to Head Detail
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Score Rush Yards Pass Yards Total Yards Turnovers
Dec 14, 2014
Score Rush YDS Pass YDS Total YDS Turnovers
MIA 13 76 308 384 2
NE 41 108 287 395 1
Sep 7, 2014
Score Rush YDS Pass YDS Total YDS Turnovers
NE 20 191 169 360 3
MIA 33 89 226 315 2
Dec 15, 2013
Score Rush YDS Pass YDS Total YDS Turnovers
NE 20 89 289 378 1
MIA 24 96 357 453 1
Oct 27, 2013
Score Rush YDS Pass YDS Total YDS Turnovers
MIA 17 156 145 301 3
NE 27 152 100 252 1
Dec 30, 2012
Score Rush YDS Pass YDS Total YDS Turnovers
MIA 0 47 209 256 2
NE 28 167 276 443 0
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Tim,
Down and distance matters I guess.
When I’ve seen Williams get the ball it’s usually in a crappy run situation where the defense expects it.
He hasn’t been maximized, that’s for sure.
Good point guys.
I hope Ajayi gets some chances here. I think he can help us, and spell Miller with a legitimate threat
Oh he’ll get his chances….most rooks do. I just hope he’s ready when he does & stays healthy for awhile to prove himself.
He was drafted for his outstanding potential more than anything else, and in case Miller decides to test FA.
Right now I’m content with Miller as the #1, Gray as the #2 grinder and Williams who can spell Miller on some 3rd downs.
Al- what do you think of Mike Rumph as candidate for HC job of UM per Joe Rose. He played for UM,won NC, played in NFL, coached American Heritage HS to 2 straight state titles on course for 3 straight titles.
Why not bring Butched Davis back….2nd time might be the charm 😉
i really don’t know about bringing him back with all that’s attached to him. I think they may pursue the Colts HC since they didn’t renew his contract and he was a coach of them 1 time.
Ben Volin ✔ @BenVolin
Pats-Fins officiating crew includes Sarah Thomas, NFL’s first full-time female ref, and Rob Vernatchi, suspended for PIT-SD clock mishap.
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Unreal…
The Fins coaching staff should come out with this around their neck
The refs in basically every game seem sub par and call penalty after penalty to ruin the viewing experience and the flow of the game. There is no such thing as a good crew. LOL
jetssuck
Know what I think? Harrumph! lol
is that who is throwing tonight at the stadium in KC?
Jetssuck,
Too green IMO.
I would like to see someone with NFL coaching experience come in.
If HS football were something to go by, then hiring Brett Favre might be a better option LOL.
Joe Rose thinks he may be the perfect candidate and he might be able to surround him with ex – canes who would help with coaching and recruiting.I find it very interesting that it has never been done.
I havent seenanything from Williams outside of receiving ability that makes me think he will ever be a legitimate backup. I honestly feel that he needs to look to teams that feature a receiving back more so than we do. A team like KC, or Pats, maybe even the Saints or Eagles could fully utilize a guy with his skills. He would make a legitimate backup on teams like that. For us he is a 3rd down option in passing situations and him simply being on the field somewhat tips off what we are doing. He doesnt block exceptionally well, his running isnt decisive, he does fumble a bit. In our offense he would be better converted to slot receiver for us to utilize him more, and we already have a good compliment of receivers.
Ajayai is a more north south runner, we probably lose some of the receiving ability (though in college Ajayai was good at that as well), but i think as a backup RB, he is more useful to us, as a potential to replace Miller, also more viable in that respect. I probably was a little stong in saying i was over Williams but i do not see a future for him outside of a very emergency replacement guy. Gray and Ajayai have a lot more potential to be backups/replacements for Miller at this time.
TBH i have my heart set on Fournette in a couple years, so its pretty moot for me lol. We will hopefully be in a position to have to trade up to get him but he is the perfect back for us, and i wantssss it.
Our backs do have a combined 25 receps in 6 games which isn’t really light especially since our TOP was so bad the first 4 games. Williams will get some more opportunities as a receiver. Also his fumble Sunday was his first in his NFL career so he shouldn’t be tagged as a fumbler.
Forget Fournette…he’s going top 10.
Wouldnt be surprised if he’s a number 1 overall. He’s ridiculously good and barring injury likely stays a consideration for that pick. Chubb would be a decent consolation prize, and there is a guy who is a freshman next year for UF, local kid here in Mobile area, thats likely going to be a beast in a few years too.
We keep improving our play calling, getting maximum effort, and the OL keeps developing/gelling, then I think we can have success with most of our RB’s or whoever we bring in.
This is why the RB spot has diminished last few years due to the abundance of passing in the league as well.
Speaking of ref fuck ups. Did any of you catch that one that had to be explained liek 30 times the other night. I think it was called a dead ball personal foul,but then when they set the down they didnt take the down away from them? Came back later and said they flag was thrown before the end of the play but year all play was stopped before the dude kicked the other player. The follow up shove was definitely after the play as well.
The refs this year seem to be calling more penalties, they arent at all consistent and they seem to miss ones with very definable rules. Is this year an all noob set of refs? There have seemingly been a whole bunch of games messed up by calls this year.
They are definitely calling more penalties, there was a stat put out compared to the last few years and it’s the most ever.
WOW.
Harbaugh must be furious…
He argued like hell when the flag came down and I was as confused as anybody cause it looked like a legit formation.
IM TIRED OF THE NFL DOING THIS. GET IT TOGETHER. USE REPLAY IF YOU HAVE TO
Probably would have never called it on the Patriots PFFFFFF
That was a horrible “mistake”. They even showed a replay during the broadcast that the player clearly reported.
One thing that wasn’t explained that confused me, doesn’t the ref announce “#76 is eligible” or something like that before the play is run? The defenders have to be informed so, I guess if the ref didn’t announce it, Balt should have known something went wrong…
I watched a little of the NE former games this morning and I came across Brady throwing to receivers that break left or right after 3-5 yards downfield. He throws this pass before they make cut. Their must be something the guy is keying on to correctly make the throw in or out.
It would be genius if the Fins used that play the Ravens ran where the OT was eligible and caught the pass LOL.
I hope someone hits Edleman so hard when he comes to he thinks he’s a Broadway dancer.
I think Edelman has Broadway aspirations
The Jets knocked him around pretty good. If we can knock him off his route timing and Brady has to make adjustments on his timing throws we can have a real good chance to win. The Jets had brady making throws at wr’s knees and lower because he was disrupted on his timing throws.
Afternoon Update
DOLPHINS-PATRIOTS
Naples 26-20MIA
Howie 31-30 MIA
Rock 34-28 MIA
T-Pod 31-27 NE
UK 31-21 NE
Piggy 38-10 MIA
Al 27-23 NE
MikeE 30-28MIA
HELL YEAH!!!
AZ deserved to lose last night after their RBs showed ZERO football IQ. They had two running backs run out of bounds while trying to run out the clock. Couldn’t believe it when it happened the first time, and then it happened again less than a minute later, lol.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDBQr9rOVTo
LOL, I love that commercial.
We do too….it’s so true to form….LOL
Mike E. says:
October 27, 2015 at 1:57 pm
I think Edelman has Broadway aspirations
You serious, Clark?
CavalierKong says:
October 27, 2015 at 1:59 pm
LOL, I love that commercial.
come on now, we all here know the best commercial out there is the arbys one with james earl jones saying ‘bacon is a present pigs give you when you are good’
I haven’t seen that one yet, but I agree with the premise, lol.
The only Arby’s anywhere near me closed and was replaced with a fuckin Starbucks like there aren’t enough friggin coffee places. I miss this tasty sandwich.
I like the regular roast beef. They have added a shit ton more sandwiches but the classic roast beff is still my favorite. Back when they use to have the 5 for 5 i used to practically live there.
don’t you wonder how they made a profit on those deals of 5 for 5?
Lol i didnt care if they were making profit, all i cared was it fit my college budget and it was delicious.
the 5 for 5’s came from all those missing horses…
Its Ving Rhames.
C’mon guys & gal….get your votes in. Tanny & Miller rocked the NFL world Sunday!
wait to the womens viagra starts advertising. We fanduel, and the other fantasy football betting league, Mathew monughhy for MLK. and Viagra for men.
Bullshit part of womens viagra is it actually is a drug that alters the chemicals in your brian, somewhat like ecstacy, so kinda unfair that their drug is way better than outs. Most fun you can have with male viagra is going out in public after dropping a couple to see if anyone notices your stiffies.
brain, sorry brian….
I was denied a prescription from my doctor because of previous health issues. So I got some from a friend and I was like a teenager again.
LOL
Tim
Not really. He was in a sneaker commercial though. lol
BTW – Uribe was added to the WS roster. I’m really happy about that. I like him.
For a second i was like how the fuck did they pull that shit off, Uribe has been dead for almost 10 years.
Which Uribe are you thinking of?
just wanted to say bye to you all. looks like i will be dying of bacon cancer. and to be honest, i am sssssssssssoooooooooooooooooo gonna enjoy it.
http://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2015/10/26/451211964/bad-day-for-bacon-processed-red-meats-cause-cancer-says-who
Hal Habib @gunnerhal
Reshad Jones aiming to be first player with pick-6s in three straight games. A hat-pick.
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I just hope he doesn’t over pursue and get burnt.
But Hell Yeah…would love to see a pick 6 against Marsha Brady!
I think he is going to cover gronk with a LB. NY jammed him well all game but he got behind them in the later part of game. I think we can jam him all game with only our front four providing pressure to brady and making him uncomfortable .
How do u think the dolphin D is going to play gronk?
Rob
Who wrote that shit? Dr. Pigsgerald Oinkustus Bacon?
Cooking your bacon and red meats at a sustained thorough temp over 165 degrees assures killing all the bad Ju Ju.
Eat up my friends and enjoy!
you know they changed the temps for meats and poultry to 145 but when I eat out I always ask for well done because of the ecoli and other food borne contaminates. The food industry got this changed with USDA through congress.
http://www.nfl.com/voting/players-air-and-ground/2015/REG/7?campaign=tw-nf-sf14573149-sf14573149
C’mon guys, get your votes in for Tanny & Miller. I did!
PS. jestssuck, you’re not gonna vote for Brady again are ya? 😉 jk/bb
he was the leading rusher for team last week, that says a lot like he is an all round great player besides throwing the ball.LOL
Sounds like Tanny when he used to lead the team in rushing. That’s great, if Marsha continues to lead the team in rushing. I’ll take that all day and twice on Thursday! 😉
So is Brian the new Dick? LOL
Mike E, yeah having Uribe back is a good thing.
He’s a guy you want up in a big situation, and he’s a great guy in the dugout. His teammates love him.
Yep and he also provides depth in the infield if needed.
and his souffle is to die for…
Mike E. says:
October 27, 2015 at 2:32 pm
Rob
Who wrote that shit? Dr. Pigsgerald Oinkustus Bacon?
i dont know. no idea, i just wanted to talk about something other then football so tim would give me another bag of dicks.
Rob
Why does Tim have an endless supply of B.O.D’s?
The internet.
The Mets can get permission from the commissioner if he’s injured, and they can replace him with Reynolds. Only problem right now is Flores is the only SS on the roster.
Not following ya.
If Uribe can’t play because of his previous injury, the Mets can ask permission to replace him on the roster with Matt Reynolds, who is really the only other SS on the roster.
Good way to do it. LOL
http://nypost.com/2015/10/26/parents-beat-daughters-stalker-tie-him-to-lamp-post/
That’s great!
Hal Habib @gunnerhal
Brady,on Tannehill’s 25 in row: “That’s incredible. I mean, 25 straight completions.It’s hard to do that when there’s no defense out there.”
http://www.cbssports.com/mlb/writer/jon-heyman/25354475/marlins-manager-job-is-don-mattinglys-to-lose
Mike E, I did not know that about asking the commissioner for permission. But if Uribe is on the roster I’m sure he can play. Does he play SS? I know he plays 3rd and 1st.
No, that’s why I was saying Flores is the only SS on the roster.
http://m.mets.mlb.com/news/article/155655166/mets-juan-uribe-on-world-series-roster
Week 7 Snap Counts – Dolphins offense:
Quarterbacks
Ryan Tannehill – 56
Matt Moore – 7
Running backs
Jonas Gray – 27
Lamar Miller – 24
Damien Williams – 12
Earl Mitchell – 1
Tight ends
Jordan Cameron – 48
Dion Sims – 42
Brandon Williams – 3
Wide receivers
Kenny Stills – 48
Rishard Matthews – 42
Greg Jennings – 28
Jarvis Landry – 22
DeVante Parker – 18
Offensive linemen
Dallas Thomas – 63
Ja’Wuan James – 63
Billy Turner – 59
Mike Pouncey – 56
Branden Albert – 56
Jamil Douglas – 11
Jason Fox – 7
I’m surprised Landry only played 22.
The OL has to involve STs because how can Pouncey be less than the other guys?
Mike E. says:
October 27, 2015 at 2:49 pm
Rob
Why does Tim have an endless supply of B.O.D’s?
why else, he is a eunuch. he is the collector of the eunuch community
Mike E. says:
October 27, 2015 at 1:57 pm
I think Edelman has Broadway aspirations
You serious, Clark?
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Who does he think he is, Eddie George?
Damn moderated again
You can’t keep trying to post pics of your nads.
http://nypost.com/2015/10/25/pissed-jets-send-loud-message-to-patriots-this-is-a-battle/
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/espn-made-two-critical-mistakes-132855270.html
Yet Heath Evans still has a frigging job!
…from NYP
Yes, the Jets dictated play for most of the game, but they could not stop the Patriots on third-and-17 when Tom Brady (21-5 against the Jets in his career) connected with Julian Edelman for 27 yards to keep a crucial fourth-quarter drive alive that led to the go-ahead touchdown.
“That,’’ cornerback Antonio Cromartie said, “was the back-breaker.’’
Right before that, the Jets were unable to push the lead to eight points when Brandon Marshall dropped a would-be touchdown pass he had in both hands.
“You have to make those plays on games like this, so it’s all on me,’’ Marshall said.
The Jets, too, were unable to recover a strip-sack of Brady by Sheldon Richardson, an unlucky moment when the ball got serendipitously kicked right back to Brady at the end of a mad scramble.
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We got to FINISH what the jests started, and what they exposed!!!
Go Phins!
Try
I had no idea Uribe makes a scrumptious souffle
Yeah- I know, right?
Tim Knight says:
October 27, 2015 at 3:24 pm
You can’t keep trying to post pics of your nads.
well, yes you can. it may not work but you can always keep trying
LOL. I knew that post wouldn’t slide past you.
Omar Kelly ✔ @OmarKelly
“The biggest thing for me that I take away from Bill (Parcells) is how to deal with players & personalities,” Dan Campbell said.
“He knew who needed a hug, who needed a kick in the rear, who needed to be challenged and built up,” Dan Campbell on Parcells’ influence.
Yeah i think thats the one thing that a lot of coaches, and managers in general, dont understand…its not one size fits all. Your go to for getting the most out of your people doesnt work with all of them and you have to adapt your style to fit the person you are dealing with. N
LOL @ Dan being a Parcells fan. There are many here who can’t stand Parcells.
It’s hard to break from the Parcells tree….Even Belicheat is cut from his mold a bit….I must admit, we never saw Parcells the coach in Miami (just the asshole who dabbled in GM stuff with an untrained guy named Jeff Ireland).
Mike E. says:
October 27, 2015 at 2:30 pm
Which Uribe are you thinking of?
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Jose Uribe.
While looking up when it was he died i came across another famous Uriber…Manuel….
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manuel_Uribe
Tim
Big difference between a player-coach relationship, and a douchebag VP of Football Operations who set back our franchise a decade and ran out of the building in the middle of the night, don’t you think?
I just think it’s was funny that Dan keeps mentioning him.
His departure was also about more than just disappearing in the middle of the night. There were a few factors but hey that’s in the past too. A decade is a little over the top.
Omar Kelly ✔ @OmarKelly
“Jarvis is a unique player. The closest to me is Ike Hilliard. He was a high energy, fast twitch guy…Jarvis plays like he’s 250 pounds.”
250 lb men arent nimble. He plays like he thinks he’s 250lbs, he is bullish when he gets down to the end zone. He plays like he wont be denied extra yardage.
Oh i forgot to open with…Omar is stupid…but again, it doesnt seem like that needs mentioning.
Right on…he has that will to WIN!
I think he’s like a healthy Percy Harvin, with a MUCH better attitude of course. lol
This is crazy. LOL
http://www.tmz.com/2015/10/27/lenny-dykstra-i-spied-on-umpires-used-secret-gay-sex-against-them/
Tim
Not really funny or surprising. Parcells was a GREAT Head Coach. He was a shitty VP for us. End of story.