The Porcine Oddyssey #101:
An Artistic Interpretation on the Dolphins 2015 Season.
Ahh…what to do on Sundays when the Dolphins suck…I know what I do. I can go to the museum. I know just the spot. They are having a Dolphins Exhibit about the 2015 season. Let’s check it out.
This one is called Tanny Pollack. It leaves a lot to the imagination. If you stare it at for long time you will have your own interpretation of Tanny too.
Is he the future or not?
Look at his offensive line collapse around him? Did he hold the ball too long?
Why can’t his receivers get open? Was that pass late? Did he miss the receiver?
What a dumb play call? Did Tanny make a bad decision?
Different people see a lot of different things in Tanny Pollack.
For the purpose of this post – I will be silent on my opinion, but there dis no question about it – opinions vary a lot on Tannehill.
This one is called Dolphins vs Patriots.
Amid a flurry of penalty flags the Dolphins pass rush tries to get to Tom Brady but appears to only end up dancing around him.
Tom Brady stands lady like as he delivers another TD pass…this one makes me cry a little.
Note that Vernon is helping an injured Cameron wake off the field. Exactly what we needed when we played the Patriots – Our best pass rusher blows an achilles.
Fuck it all!
Moving on to sculpture here we have “Monday Morning Dolfan”
This sculpture represents what Dolfans feel like on Monday morning after the game.
Who knew they ate so much corn?
Here is another depiction of the Dolphin fan experience: “Boulevard of Broken Dolfans”
Just your average Dolphin Bar.
On the TV screen Tanny is sacked. Thankfully the lady with the shotgun’s has not stained the television with her blood, so you can enjoy the misery of the 2015 Dolfans while she blows her head off.
The other patrons deal with suicide in their own way while watching the Dolphins.
How did the guy on the bar off himself? Pills? Poison? Heart Attack?
The artists wants us to think – How do I want to kill myself when the Dolphins play?
The possibilities are limitless!
This is “The Scream on 3rd and 6”
This painting is classic expressionism. This is what is going on on the mind of the offensive coordinator on 3rd and 6.
On first down he called a WR scene and picked up two yards. On 2nd down he ran a running play out of the shotgun and picked up two yards.
Now what? PANIC!!! ARhhhhhhh! Its 3rd and 6 again.
Oh fuck it just throw a 4 yard pass and hope the receiver breaks a tackle for the first down…
It took me a while to figure this one out. Its called “Grimes Covers”
If you look closely you can see Brent Grimes covering a wide receiver on a deep pass.
Still can’t see it?
Look closer…
See it?
Me neither…
its nowhere to be found…just like the real Brent Grimes covering a wide receiver on deep passes in 2015.
This one is a just called “Dolphins”
It’s gritty realism. This is what the Miami Dolphins say to you every season.
Finsmob Unleashed 
piggy,
yeah i know this guy who started his own practice. and yeah a niche is nice but going to say something that is very important. building a practice thru word of mouth. it is a big part of running a professional firm. and that ‘paycheck’ security thing of having a job, who cares about that, that can disappear at anytime. there is a lot of pressure with billing and collection with running your own practice but i think the reward is worth it.
besides if you have a bad day at the office you can always go home and fuck the boss.
I always hear that it’s really rewarding
Working for yourself
The way it should be
I’m at a Mexican restaurant at jfk
I ordered tacos like a normal person
And a margarita
And a beer…
My flight is delayed (explanation/excuse)
Th dude next to me ordered salmon on rice pilaf
What an asshole…
He could have ordered bacon……
He would be dead now if he did that
👿
Is he wondering where his fish has gone?
The Flying Pig says:
December 23, 2015 at 9:29 pm
It’s not just one player
It’s one inexplicable phenomenon
Tanny denial
yeah, i know. kind of my point. how some on here who just refuse to read what others say, how others say tanny is a part of the problem, just not the only problem. and then they just deny what they said cause they didnt blame the fall of the Roman empire on tanny
piggy,
it is rewarding. there is no doubt about that. can be stressful with no one else to rely on though
The Flying Pig says:
December 23, 2015 at 9:31 pm
I’m at a Mexican restaurant at jfk
just think, in 2024 at the Trump International airport, you wont be able to order at the Mexican restaurant cause it will have a wall around it
That wall won’t keep me out
Ghegis Khan tenchonolgy!
The Flying Pig says:
December 23, 2015 at 9:43 pm
That wall won’t keep me out
Ghegis Khan tenchonolgy!
well duh, the wall isnt meant for that, it is meant to keep the mexicans in.
Reading above, this guy is good, this guy sucks… I think our biggest problems are the schemes on both sides of the ball and the depth. It seems the experiment of having several high paid guys and little depth didn’t work out so well.
I tend to agree with this. Someone always seems to be scheming against us…the problem is…it is our own coaches
Our next head coach
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/af/Villainc.svg
I’d be ok with this guy, at least he knows how to scheme 😉
Piggy
Flying to FLA tonight?
Yes
Delayed
Delayed
Delayed
I think these guys are awesome . . .
If the medal is for who has aged less from the previous movies, he SHOULD win…he looks the same.
He has a little gray around the forehead now
Piggy,
We talked the other day about going to the bar to watch the game. I am on vacation next week and have nowhere to be on Monday. Give me one other good reason to go to the bar on Sunday and watch the game.
Beer tastes good
I am not a big fan of beer…or bacon…but I like Captain Morgan……but I can get that at home. Only thing is, I will have to listen to the radio stream, which means I am subjected to Bob Griese…oh the dilemma.
Well there is the company of other depressed dolfans to get you through the game
+ no work in Monday
Yeah, but I live in Wisconsin and there are not many Dolphins fans at the bar I go to. I guess the good thing is there are a lot of anti-Packer fans I can commiserate with…….OK…no work on Monday….drunk Packer haters…….I’m in…