The Porcine Oddyssey #101: An Artistic Interpretation of the 2015 Dolphins Season

PiggyStadium

The Porcine Oddyssey #101:  

An Artistic Interpretation on the Dolphins 2015 Season.

Ahh…what to do on Sundays when the Dolphins suck…I know what I do.  I can go to the museum.  I know just the spot.  They are having a Dolphins Exhibit about the 2015 season.  Let’s check it out.

TannyPollack

This one is called Tanny Pollack.  It leaves a lot to the imagination.  If you stare it at for  long time you will have your own interpretation of Tanny too.

Is he the future or not?

Look at his offensive line collapse around him?  Did he hold the ball too long?

Why can’t his receivers get open? Was that pass late?  Did he miss the receiver?

What a dumb play call?  Did Tanny make a bad decision?

Different people see a lot of different things in Tanny Pollack.

For the purpose of this post – I will be silent on my opinion, but there dis no question about it – opinions vary a lot on Tannehill.

BradyVenus

This one is called Dolphins vs Patriots.

Amid a flurry of penalty flags the Dolphins pass rush tries to get to Tom Brady but appears to only end up dancing around him.

Tom Brady stands lady like as he delivers another TD pass…this one makes me cry a little.

Note that Vernon is helping an injured Cameron wake off the field.  Exactly what we needed when we played the Patriots – Our best pass rusher blows an achilles.

Fuck it all!

poopScuplture

Moving on to sculpture here we have “Monday Morning Dolfan”

This sculpture represents what Dolfans feel like on Monday morning after the game.

Who knew they ate so much corn?

DolphinsBar

Here is another depiction of the Dolphin fan experience:  “Boulevard of Broken Dolfans”

Just your average Dolphin Bar.

On the TV screen Tanny is sacked.  Thankfully the lady with the shotgun’s has not stained the television with her blood, so you can enjoy the misery of the 2015 Dolfans while she blows her head off.

The other patrons deal with suicide in their own way while watching the Dolphins.

How did the guy on the bar off himself?  Pills?  Poison?  Heart Attack?

The artists wants us to think – How do I want to kill myself when the Dolphins play?

The possibilities are limitless! 

3rdand6

This is “The Scream on 3rd and 6”

This painting is classic expressionism.  This is what is going on on the mind of the offensive coordinator on 3rd and 6.

On first down he called a WR scene and picked up two yards.  On 2nd down he ran a running play out of the shotgun and picked up two yards.

Now what?  PANIC!!!  ARhhhhhhh!  Its 3rd and 6 again.

Oh fuck it just throw a 4 yard pass and hope the receiver breaks a tackle for the first down…GrandCanyon

It took me a while to figure this one out.  Its called “Grimes Covers”

If you look closely you can see Brent Grimes covering a wide receiver on a deep pass.

Still can’t see it?

Look closer…

See it?

Me neither…

its nowhere to be found…just like the real Brent Grimes covering a wide receiver on deep passes in 2015.

Dolphingofu

This one is a just called “Dolphins”

It’s gritty realism.  This is what the Miami Dolphins say to you every season.

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1,009 Responses to The Porcine Oddyssey #101: An Artistic Interpretation of the 2015 Dolphins Season

  1. finfanrob says:

    piggy,

    yeah i know this guy who started his own practice. and yeah a niche is nice but going to say something that is very important. building a practice thru word of mouth. it is a big part of running a professional firm. and that ‘paycheck’ security thing of having a job, who cares about that, that can disappear at anytime. there is a lot of pressure with billing and collection with running your own practice but i think the reward is worth it.

    besides if you have a bad day at the office you can always go home and fuck the boss.

  2. The Flying Pig says:

    I’m at a Mexican restaurant at jfk
    I ordered tacos like a normal person
    And a margarita
    And a beer…
    My flight is delayed (explanation/excuse)

    Th dude next to me ordered salmon on rice pilaf

    What an asshole…

  3. finfanrob says:

    The Flying Pig says:
    December 23, 2015 at 9:29 pm

    It’s not just one player
    It’s one inexplicable phenomenon
    Tanny denial

    yeah, i know. kind of my point. how some on here who just refuse to read what others say, how others say tanny is a part of the problem, just not the only problem. and then they just deny what they said cause they didnt blame the fall of the Roman empire on tanny

  4. finfanrob says:

    piggy,

    it is rewarding. there is no doubt about that. can be stressful with no one else to rely on though

  5. finfanrob says:

    The Flying Pig says:
    December 23, 2015 at 9:31 pm

    I’m at a Mexican restaurant at jfk

    just think, in 2024 at the Trump International airport, you wont be able to order at the Mexican restaurant cause it will have a wall around it

  6. finfanrob says:

    The Flying Pig says:
    December 23, 2015 at 9:43 pm

    That wall won’t keep me out

    Ghegis Khan tenchonolgy!

    well duh, the wall isnt meant for that, it is meant to keep the mexicans in.

  7. steveccnv says:

    Reading above, this guy is good, this guy sucks… I think our biggest problems are the schemes on both sides of the ball and the depth. It seems the experiment of having several high paid guys and little depth didn’t work out so well.

  8. Mike E. says:

    Piggy

    Flying to FLA tonight?

  9. Mike E. says:

    I think these guys are awesome . . .

  10. The Flying Pig says:

  11. bookman11 says:

    Piggy,

    We talked the other day about going to the bar to watch the game. I am on vacation next week and have nowhere to be on Monday. Give me one other good reason to go to the bar on Sunday and watch the game.

    • The Flying Pig says:

      Beer tastes good

      • bookman11 says:

        I am not a big fan of beer…or bacon…but I like Captain Morgan……but I can get that at home. Only thing is, I will have to listen to the radio stream, which means I am subjected to Bob Griese…oh the dilemma.

  12. The Flying Pig says:

    Well there is the company of other depressed dolfans to get you through the game
    + no work in Monday

    • bookman11 says:

      Yeah, but I live in Wisconsin and there are not many Dolphins fans at the bar I go to. I guess the good thing is there are a lot of anti-Packer fans I can commiserate with…….OK…no work on Monday….drunk Packer haters…….I’m in…

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