By Dr. Bruce Banner
So Hulk watch Miami Dolphins score 30 points at home opener in fancy brand new stadium. So you think Hulk be happy. Of course not, you all know better than that. Hulk never happy. However, problem is not just that Hulk is not happy, Hulk is pissed. Hulk is enraged with anger at one of worst performances that Hulk ever watched against puny Browns team with rookie 3rd string QB. Hulk so angry that he can’t even go on a rant rather he just list all things that made him angry this past Sunday. So here it is:
Hulk is angry that:
That Ryan Tannehill looked like the game was too fast for him 5 years into his career;
That even though offense was sluggish it got going enough to give team a 24-13 lead halfway through 4th quarter to only have defense let a 3rd string quarterback and depleted corps of wide receivers come storming back;
That even though defense let offense down in 4th quarter when offense got the ball back they promptly did nothing to win the game;
That the run game looks completely out of sync and incapable of running out the clock when it needs to;
That when you have a running back by committee you do not have a true no. 1 running back;
That our linebackers look like they are trying to execute a Chinese fire drill as opposed to an NFL defense;
That Byron Maxwell is capable of making plays in the secondary but apparently only when he wants to;
That our offense keeps giving the ball away like it was re-gifting a bad toaster oven;
That for about the 10th year in a row the punter is the best player on the team;
That the Browns had effectively one player on offense, Tyrell Pryor, and despite knowing that we seemed incapable of devising any defensive scheme to stop him;
That Juan James once looked like a promising player as a rookie and is now working his way out of the lineup;
That Mike Pouncey can’t get back in the lineup;
That instead of playing up to the competition this team always finds way to play to down to the competition instead; and finally
That every year Hulk think it going to be different but no matter how much things change the results are always the same. Well, Hulk admits at least one thing different: For once the opposing team’s kicker missed a crucial kick, career long or team record long kick to beat us as time expired. So Hulk figure we got that going for us. Now Hulk smash!
Hulk know importance of kicking game:
Finsmob Unleashed 
Ohhhh fuck that, every ones knows they only reason hulk is really angry is he is no longer locked in my basement.
No basement can contain Hulk
Nice!
Short Week Update #4
DOLPHINS-BENGALS
Piggy 20-17 MIA
Naples 30-29MIA
N/A 28-17 CIN
Rock 31-17 CIN
Son 24-21 MIA
GO PHINS!
Welcome back rob
Good to see you
James will be ok but it’s time for him to go to another level. He has to get better in the run game we suck going over the right side. That’s despite getting beat a couple times in pass pro. He’s a first round pick who at this point has to start showing he’s ready to be a pro bowl player and not just a guy.
We can’t afford 2 shitty Volunteer OL.
Vegas proposition bet on a coughing fit before or after the 2nd commercial break?
No commercials
You’d have to over/under at the 45 minute mark the halfway point
Ok, I’ll take the under, no matter how much codeine they have her on.
The real game changer is when the eyeballs go different ways
Don’t get what happens to James
Who’s psyched for the debate
Hellary is psycho for the debate.
Her makeup looks like it was done by the same people who did the Mrs Doubtfire effects w
LOL, including the fat suit.
Not fair, you’d die of alcohol poisoning just on Hellary’s #7 alone.
What’s the hold up on stage, Hillary getting her diaper changed?
Hill wearing Commie Red….lmao
Wow scripted bullshit
I took 2 shots during Hellary’s 1st response…lol
LOL some one should tell himary trickle down economics worked.
Yeah oops lol
getterdone says:
September 26, 2016 at 9:09 pm
I took 2 shots during Hellary’s 1st response…lol
if your going to drink every time himary lies you should get on the liver transplant list first
hiccup
Omg Bush’s fault still
There’s not enough liquor
Anywhere
whats up with the bag under himary’s right eye, did bill hit her before the debate or something
Trump hints at Solyndra….lol
I’m still watching the game and feeling much better even though Miami is about to blow a 7-0 lead.
Last thing
The only thing I ever worried about was Jose blowing out his elbow again, career ending.
Never once dreamed of this.
I’m ready to let go
FINE YOUNG MAN! LIFE OF THE MARLINS #16
Trump just made he knees buckle a bit….she’s going down shortly…lol
You’ve had 30 years and have done nothing Hillary….lol
Landing blow after blow
Ed Werder @Edwerderespn 2h2 hours ago
#Cowboys OG La’El Collins needs surgery on his foot and will be placed on IR, per source
Trump is making her BP rise like the rocket…..lol
Game Over! Trump calls it like it is!
I feel sorry for Lester…How can you try to keep some kind of control over these two?
HOWIE — HOWIE — HOWIE !!!
Old 30-17 CIN
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I WANT to second everything YOUNG STANGER said about the Fins-Browns game –HE is the perfect person to see an NFL game with unless Mrs. OD decides to return to the stadium, (currently an unlikely prospect).
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In addition to what YS said, I’d add that parking at this game was FAR easier than at the U-Miami and Florida Atlantic game I attended 15 days earlier. Also, THE GAME was a thousand times better than last season’s home opener, a game I LEFT at the end of the 1st quarter with Buffalo leading 17-0!!
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ANOTHER TIDBIT: The so-called “Lazy Boy Chair Seats” (which sell for $1,000 per game and UP) were almost one-third filled for this contest – – a RECORD since the installation of these seats which run between the 30-yard lines in the lower deck on the Miami side right behind the players bench up to about row 30. That said, though, they were STILL two-thirds empty. Elsewhere, it appeared to me the game was a complete sell-out as the last seats in the upper deck on each end zone were occupied.
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ONE FINAL OBSERVATION. The Dolphins, in reality, were no better than this Browns’ team that played with its 3rd and 4th string quarterbacks and without several other key starting players. Yes, driving 300 miles back to Tampa after the game was far more pleasant than driving home after a loss. BUT LET’s NOT kid ourselves: this 2016 edition of the Dolphins may actually be AS BAD AS LAST YEAR’S 6-10 team. An eighth consecutive losing season is a virtual certainty unless Tannenbaum can produce 2-3 more studs on defense before the bye week, also an unlikely prospect.
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About 10 minutes after I arrived in the parking lot to tailgate with “MY BOYZ,” I learned that Jose Fernandez had been involved in a fatal boating accident. It put a major damper on our usually boisterous pregame festivities. Jose was one of the greatest pitchers I ever saw, and I saw most of his starts over his too brief pitching career. Oh how he will be missed!!!
PS: Make that an eighth consecutive non-winning season.
1 looks and acts presidential, the other is drowning in panic.
Gary Johnson
Will someone please say into her ear piece to stop saying trickle down didnt work. it fucking did. I think both of these two are fools but my gosh at least stop fighting something that work just cause he was a republican
They both have trickle down economy plans
I’m not sure why she is focusing on that
Going after the FED….Amen Mr. Trump!!!
She mentions hiding something…..he’s about to rip her a new one….lol
His debate isn’t going to change anyone mind
Right, but it will strengthen the minds of those previously afraid to admit they were leaning his way and not wanting anything to do with her long history of corruption and incompetence.
I don’t think right now either is doing very well speaking to the moderates
The Flying Pig says:
September 26, 2016 at 9:38 pm
His debate isn’t going to change anyone mind
cause hers is
I meant this debate
Not his or hers
If they both were publicly executed would we get better options?
We should try
It might get the next ones to think it over anyway!
I spent a whole hell of a lot of money today to pay off a settlement with an ex. Now i am watching this debate. I think I so deserve the, OMG CAN THIS DAY GET ANY WORSE award.
funny part of today. at the bank getting a cashier check to take to my attorney. i told the teller i needed a cashier check to pay off satan. kind of joked with her about it and she kind of got i was paying a settlement with my ex. as i was filling out the withdrawal form i asked her what todays date was. she tells me it is the 26th. i just kind of like let every breath out and said ‘no fucking way’ and she said why what it wrong. i just looked at her and told her ‘today is her birthday’ the teller just died laughing. she said i know it isnt funny but you should have seen your reaction it was priceless.
Still getting birthday presents from you, so sweet of you 🙂
OMG, she is speaking out against everything she’s done in the past….she’s the pinnacle of hypocrisy….smh
“You decided to stay home” lol
He’s smooth! You stayed home Hillary….lol
D says:
September 26, 2016 at 10:02 pm
Still getting birthday presents from you, so sweet of you🙂
i will only respond that by saying you are really a D 🙂
Lol @ both of you
Is it just me or does it always seem that when they show teams busting of big plays, they always show them doing it to our team.
lmfao, this dumb bitch just said cyber security is the next biggest challenges and how dangerous it is when she had an illegal server in her house. that is simply amazing. how in the world does anyone not get what a liar she is
You mean the hacking that exposed your emails Hillary, your slush fund foundation??? Yeah, we need to stop that…..lol
How can Hillary try to talk about computer security when she used private email instead of the secure govt. email?
I like how he calls them “political hacks” over and over! BOOM!
“Kicking Game” and pic of Hulk kicking… LMFAO
Did she just complain about trump doing business with them when the clinton foundation has taken millions from the middle east.
OMG, Hillary got the nerve to talk about fact checkers…..ROTFLMAO
BTW, for all of us willing to ‘bust’ on our favorite team….
Politically speaking… we must be willing to ‘bust’ on our own candidates.
Republicans must demand that Trump release his tax returns like everyone else has done…
Demand what you will of Clinton, but at LEAST do what all other candidates have done.. and YES the reason is ‘trust’.
Meanwhile… people who are 70 years old should not be allowed to use email (Hillary) or Twitter (Donald) 🙂
These debates just make me sad.
I wonder if Rhino used his horn on these two fools which one will like it more.
just things that keep me up at night
bad pictures in my head…. please stop using words….
Randy says:
September 26, 2016 at 10:19 pm
These debates just make me sad.
you are from Minnesota you are always sad
Himary has the look on her face like ‘aahhhhh that felt good so damn glad i put on my depends before this debate’
True dat, ffr.
Rhino says:
September 26, 2016 at 10:21 pm
bad pictures in my head…. please stop using words….
what you would rather i post pictures of what that would look like
it took me a LONG time to get your humor. But once I did…. lmfao. (Fargo + Pulp Fiction). 🙂
Himary has to look on her face like ‘thank you depends’ and trump has the look like ‘god, i hope that was only a fart’
I hate those fang mouth guards. Was OK when only a couple players had them but almost everyone has them now, college too
LMAO
piggy, that pic is right, it is what every one of will be doing once himary is elected
Lol
LOL, and she said Trump is a bully….smh
um… Gaddafi WAS a sworn enemy of the U.S. Why exactly do you have a problem with this?
okay the debate is over, now who do i sue to get that last hour and a half of my life back
ffr
Ask your ex. She told me lastnight after I was done that she was coming into a lot of money today. She seemed really happy.
Bubba, is that you?
randy,
if you were with my ex last night you got way way way more problems then being a dolphin fan.
randy,
but got to ask you this, how does my dick taste.
and all due apologies for being so crude.
Piggy on fire
ffr
Lol. It was more your balls she claimed to have taken.
Randy says:
September 26, 2016 at 10:47 pm
ffr
Lol. It was more your balls she claimed to have taken.
nope more like a huge chunk out of me ass. but hey just think now you and her can play with my ass
My friend works for Hofstra and they closed down the school all day
She had the day off
Just so i have this right. New Orleans has an ‘elite’ qb and are are getting crushed by the falcons 45-25. Yep all the fins are missing is one of those elite guys.
Nice job hulk. I’m pretty much angry about everything you mentioned. But at least we won. It would have been a lot worse if we’d lost.
The Flying Pig says:
September 26, 2016 at 10:52 pm
My friend works for Hofstra and they closed down the school all day
She had the day off
that is so funny, like any of us believe you have female friends
I paid her
wow how can brees throw a third down and short short of the first down, i mean he is elite
omg then take a sack, what is wrong with this world. wait never mind i just watched a clown debate for president, take it all back
Okay crawling back into my hole. Enjoy all.
I watched the debate last night, and I came away with a couple of things. Of course, this is just my viewpoint and opinion, and is up for debate in it’s own right. Trump still behaves like a fucking elementary school kid who can’t fucking stifle himself. He tried really hard in the beginning, but at some point he couldn’t hold it any longer. I think Trump hurt Hillary by his continuing needling about her experience and past failures, I think Hillary really hurt Trump on race and women, and I’m pretty damn sure that Lester Holt tried to torpedo Trump in this debate. He was definitely out to trip him up, and I didn’t see any of that type of questioning towards Hillary, which is a farce if you ask me.
I didn’t like the moderator at all
But I think Trump walked all over the moderator
Trumps not going to change his behavior
He’s over 60 and has been very successful
Running for president is just a different dynamic and it’s hard to just change that overnight – but his supporters love him for it
I thought Trump won the first 20 mins of the debate and then fell off a cliff defending himself and I think Hillary baiting him
But early on I thought he got under Hillarys skin
“That’s your opinion” by her was a horrible response
But it fell apart from Trump
And she looked better by the end – and that really undercuts the stamina/health stuff we’ve heard about her
I also noticed 2 subjects were notably missing from the debates
Benghazi and The Wall
And I blame the candidates for not working those subjects in
Why would they discuss Pink Floyd?
Lol
We are all comfortably numbed from this election
I also think Trump is in a tough spot
His supporters want to see him rip into Hillary
But it’s not exactly what appeals to moderates and/or independents
And those are the people he has to sway to win the the election
I also think Trump has to release his tax returns if he expects people to trust him. I think the more he hides behind his “lawyers told me not to” and “as soon as the audit is finished”, he looks like he’s lying and hiding something, which will hurt him IMO
Well he’s definitely made the decision not to release…..so he is hiding something. And whatever hit he will take for not doing he clearly thinks would be greater than letting the public see the returns.
Why was Trump sniffing so much last night, did he do an 8-ball before the debate?
He’s probably sick
Camping takes a toll on people
The most ironic thing though is Hillary admonishing Trump for his treatment of women and she’s married to Bill Clinton. lol
Yeah
But she’s the victim in some people’s eyes
I thin she is neither. Think she and Bill C have an “understanding.” Very European of them actually.
“Trump still behaves like a fucking elementary school kid who can’t fucking stifle himself. He tried really hard in the beginning, but at some point he couldn’t hold it any longer.”
Mike E — Completely agree except have to add that also through Trump was better than normal, especially compared to the GOP debates.
Think his whole debate prep was his people telling him over and over again, “Donald you have to be a good boy for 90 minutes.”
I think it comes down to whether people think he can be level-headed enough to hold the most important job in the world. I think people think he’s too reactionary, and they might be right.
Well I didn’t leave the debates feeling like a illegal immigrant was going to crawl through my window and slit my throat – so he definately toned down the fear mongering
Like I said – I think he’s in a tough position
His supporters don’t want him to tone it down
But yo win over moderates, he probably does
I kinda think they have an understanding too Stanger
If she wins she will probably be the first woman president and the first lesbian
That’s why I said “some people think” – it’s looks like a political marriage to me
From news reports it must be pretty much possible to figure out where Bill and Hillary were almost every day. If I was a reporter would do my research and publish a story on how many days in say 2014 (putting it before she was hitting the campaign trail.
That would get national attention and bet you the answer is less than a month.
Yeah
Not hard to beleive
And I left out the most important word — were “together. You got what I was going at though.
Mike E. says:
September 27, 2016 at 10:08 am
The most ironic thing though is Hillary admonishing Trump for his treatment of women and she’s married to Bill Clinton. lol
wrong, the most ironic thing was her talking about how dangerous not having tougher internet security. how anyone in their right mind can vote for her after she just said that is beyond me.
it was like, it is bad bad bad oh wait, i have an unsecured server in my house, well of course i do, the law doesnt count for me
It was a ridiculous thing for her to mention
I don’t know why Trump didn’t jump all over her for that
Missed opportunity
Instead we heard how great his 10 year old was at computers – WTF, you can’t sound anymore less technologically savvy than that
We’ve heard this before. Same defense.
From Mando
“On defense, the Dolphins are having an issue they had some problems with last year. Some unnamed defensive linemen are freelancing.
“We had a rough go this last game, for sure,” Gase said. “We’ve got to clean a lot of things up. It just seems like one person is taking their turn. It’s a new guy every play and we just have to kind of get back to basics and we have to get back to some of our fundamentals of being very gap sound (and) making sure everybody’s doing their job.”
You know when you read that first name that has to come to mind is Suh.
Piggy
Anyone who thinks Hillary is a victim doesn’t deserve to vote. She’s a cold, calculating bitch. lol
I get who she is – see above
But she’s the one who was cheated on
And trump has a history of infedility as well
I wouldn’t touch it if I were Trump
It might make her look sympathetic and he isn’t squeaky clean
Yeah — what choices we have this year. The line from her that rang the most true from her last night was how Trump “creates his own reality.” Cause I agree. Having a guy lie that with his finger on the button, doing our diplomacy and in charge of our economy is a scary thing.
LOL Rob, yeah, that was right up there with that for sure
The Flying Pig says:
September 27, 2016 at 10:23 am
It was a ridiculous thing for her to mention
yep it was, and that isnt her job. it is trumps job to say ridiculous things. her job is just to say lies
Piggy
She’s also the one who stayed where the power was, so it’s hard to really feel bad for her. She used him to get where she is today.
That’s probably true
but I promise you, if it comes up, a lot of married women who were cheated with men will get angry at Trump
Trump can’t argue what you just did in the parameters of a debate or even an election
He will just look like a jerk for bringing it up
Hulk, I hope this team gets better so you can smile again. 🙂
Watching those two teams (Mets and Marlins) hug last night was so damn touching to me. Tears were running down my face. I thought that was a great moment for sports and humanity. If only the debate could be the same way.
Ditto!
As for the debate, nothing that was said would change anyone’s mind about either candidate. We didn’t learn anything new and the main difference between the two is about taxes and the economy which is the typical same difference between reps and dems.
I also don’t know why people continue to say trickle down economics didn’t/doesn’t work. It did and that’s how things work. People start businesses, provide jobs, grow businesses and provide more jobs. It’s not that complicated.
Only one person was saying that it doesn’t work.
That’s part of the democratic platform – that it doesn’t work. Same shit different day.
Right, gotcha
stanger,
That’s what i thought when I read it first. I thought he was talking about suh as well. I think Gase thinks too many players are free lancing. Its the same shit different year IMO.
mike
i agree, watching himary and trump hug would send tears streaming down my face too
Boulder
I thought it was implied that a lot of them are freelancing. “We’ve got to clean a lot of things up. It just seems like one person is taking their turn. It’s a new guy every play and we just have to kind of get back to basics and we have to get back to some of our fundamentals of being very gap sound (and) making sure everybody’s doing their job.”
I dont see freelancing at all in that statement. I think he was saying people are failing to execute and its a different person who is failing on fundamentals each time.
Freelancing is what Mando say to draw some attention, until Gase calls someone out for freelancing and its clear, i wouldnt read into things. Gase is really direct, and he would call that for what it was without question.
Sure there is, it’s right on top of “just like seems like one”. lol
That was mando saying people were freelancing, not Gase. If you get freelancing out of Gase’s quote you are much better than me about reading in between the lines.
It’s an execution thing as ushe.
Ive watched Suh pretty closely, he has been playing well and playing correctly. I have seen Alonzo on a lot of plays pick a different man to cover than looked to be his assignment. You can see it later in the play as he winds up trying to fall back recover and cover them. I have seen a few plays where the entire LB core was shadowing the same friggin player it was almost keystone cop looking.
That’s impressive that you can follow each guys responsibility on every play, I’m lucky if I can see who caught the ball.
D,
this is the 2nd part of the quote from Gase. He did say freelancing
“”We can’t have anybody freelancing. That’s a bad mix for a defense as far as if one guy is off in his zone, it kind of throws the linebackers off. Now all of a sudden our fits are wrong and that’s when you’re getting these 8-, 10-, 12-yard runs. The biggest thing, at least in my experience, is when you play a defense that is tough to run the ball against – they’re very sound, they tackle well – and really it’s that group, that seven or eight guys that are working together to make sure that everybody is doing their job correctly.”
Gotta clean things up and it’s possible, that’s why I’m not ready to throw the season out after 3 games. LOL
Yeah that’s definitely more clear. Still its doesnt really point a finger at any one person, though reading its still not clear which player r unit he is calling out. Usually when you say something about a DT they say, he isnt in his gap, not zone, zone is more what you say when you are talking about a LB, who is in containment or a safety who is being asked to run support. That said i did see Phillips shift a few times before the snap, one of them was really wierd, like the literally angled himself in the gap pre-snap and on that play they sealed him out to the inside. The back fortunately for us didnt cut back because there was a BIG gap on the cutback but he didnt see it until he was already stopped at the line, he cut back, but someone already had him by the legs. At first i thought Phillips had made an excellent play but after i looked at the replay you could see he got completely sealed out.
I think he’s saying it’s not just one guy but someone different doing it each time.
I saw Phillips get totally washed away on one run that opened a huge hole in the middle and I was like geez Phillips, you got totally dominated there and that should not happen.
That’s exactly what I said above Tim. It’s a new guy on every play
finfanrob says:
September 27, 2016 at 10:34 am (Edit)
The Flying Pig says:
September 27, 2016 at 10:23 am
It was a ridiculous thing for her to mention
yep it was, and that isnt her job. it is trumps job to say ridiculous things. her job is just to say lies
***
Well Trump is doing he job too then
he lies like the rest of us breathe
The debate last night didn’t change anything for anyone, IMO. Whether you’re a Trump or Hillary supporter or neither. What did either say that would make you go, oh now that’s something I didn’t know. There was nothing new that came from it.
It didn’t change anything for me. I was hoping to see Trump control himself, but unfortunately, he’s an idiot, and can’t control himself. It grates on me.