Some deep thinking here, not quite Jack Handy, but deep nonetheless. One common thread, no matter how thick or thin, is that we all root for the Miami Dolphins football team. How we go about doing this though, varies greatly, even here on FMU, where the demographic is mostly middle aged to older than middle aged men, with exception of our wonderful Lisa, AKA Herd. We do, however, span the country, and reach beyond the borders of the contiguous United States, as far as Canada, Manitoba to be more specific, and the UK as well. We do have some silent readers in other places that don’t comment on the blogs, but thank you for reading. What’s really surprising to me is the differences we have as to how exactly we root for the team, what our expectations are for the team, and I find these differences are all over the place, and I think there’s a pretty wide chasm in the approach of our fandom.
I’m not going to make up specific categories for fans, because I think many of us dip into too many categories to just be classified as one particular type of fan. I’ll try to make it as simple as possible, this is not a scientific observation, it’s just my humble opinion on what I see here, and then also what I observe on the social media platform “X”, AKA “twitter”. I think the extremes are even further apart on “X”, probably as much of a difference between political affiliations like far left socialist progressives compared to far right conservative nationalists. It fascinates me, it truly does. I’ll say this, as a former New Yorker who grew up in a family of NY Jets fans, my dad, a fierce NY Jets fan never gave me any crud and allowed me to be a Miami Dolphins fan despite his loyal affiliation to the NY Jets. I thank him for that, and I will never forget when we were in Florida in 1983, in the 2nd week of January, when the New England Patriots were visiting the Miami Dolphins for a Wild Card matchup at the old Orange Bowl. We were in FLA on business, and my dad asked me if I would want to go the playoff game. My then 20 year old self was so excited, and so appreciative that I answered YES faster than a Jet plane. This game was the famed “No Snowplow” game, the revenge matchup for the December 12th, 1982 game in Foxborough where snowplow operator Mark Henderson illegally cleared the field for Patriots placekicker John Smith with his snowplow, and due to the now clear playing field, Smith connected on a 33 yard FG attempt to provide the lone score of the game. So this game on January 8th had many Dolphins fans carrying signs with a picture of a snowplow inside a red circle and crossed out with a big red slash insinuating snowplows would not be allowed. The Dolphins won that game, it was my first ever Dolphins game, and I’ll never forget how the bleachers shook at the Orange Bowl, it seemed as if the stadium might collapse. It’s a wonderful, cherished memory.
Fast forward to 2024, and I’ll say this as kindly as a I can. I used to rely on Dolphins Digest, and the couple of televised Miami Dolphins games against either the NY Jets, or the NY Giants, and of course the Monday Night Football matchups, which by the way, were glorious. They really were. Thanks to the NFL by over saturating the week with Thursday Night Football, the usual slate of Sunday games, and then of course Sunday Night Football too. I’m sure I’m not alone in being a fan that was practically salivating, waiting to see a marquis matchup on Monday Night Football with our Miami Dolphins. There was nothing like it, it was like a playoff game at any time during the season, the music, the graphics, the lead in, the excitement. Anyway, my point is, not only is the NFL over saturated, but information is as well. I paid extra to get my Dolphins Digest mailed “faster”, and the damn thing still arrived after the game had already been played to read the “preview”. Listen, it’s amazing to have information at your fingertips and a few keystrokes away, but do the positives outweigh the negatives of having access to all this information? I’m not so sure, it was much simpler then, we didn’t have a care about what athletes got paid, or even have access to that information. It really was easier back then, you simply appreciated any scrap of Dolphins info you could get, including the limited amount of televised games due to not living in Florida.
So back to “X”, where the Dolphins fanbase is truly all over the place, like I said, extremes. The fiercely loyal fans bristle at any negative talk and it amuses me as they gang up with tons of “likes” to scolding replies I get back. Again, I now have information at my fingertips, and perhaps unlike the fiercely loyal fans, I choose to read it. I also watch every game, every – single – Dolphins – game, and I SEE what is happening. I see our weaknesses, and our strengths too, and I’m not afraid to talk about either of them. The fiercely loyal toe the company line to an absurd end, I find talking to that lot a complete and utter waste of time, yet sometimes the worst of me prods me to engage. Now, there exists the other extreme, where practically nothing the Dolphins do is good. The GM is a buffoon, the HC is a twinkie, the QB sucks, and no one on the team can stay healthy (last year they were right!). I cannot be what the fiercely loyal would call a “Tua supporter”. I root for him when he plays, I think he’s a great kid, a nice caring, affable young man. As a QB, however, I see his flaws more than the fiercely loyal would ever care to admit, if they can actually see them. I bring up Tua, the most polarizing player on the team for a good reason, as the Dolphins and Tua’s agent try to nail down a contract extension. Let me be up front and clear. I want Tua to get paid the least amount of money as possible with the least amount of guaranteed money and an OUT clause that allows us to escape the contract if either Tua gets injured or doesn’t play well in those big games like the Finale of 2024 in our house, against the visiting Buffalo Bills, who overcame a 3 game deficit with 5 remaining and beat us down in front of our home crowd.
Like I pointed out earlier, information isn’t always a great thing. In addition to being able to stroke a few keys to get info, apps like Audacy and Tune In allow you listen to just about anyone and anything, which again gives you more “information” and a whole host of different opinions. None of this existed when I was a young man. It complicates things, trust me, it just does. The more you hear, the less you like. We didn’t have access to stuff like this and just made being a fan easier. Think back to those times, and you’ll realize what I mean. My problem is I admittedly listen to too much. One thing though, I do give myself credit for, is being a discerning listener. I’ve gotten much better at dissecting dialogue and and realizing that all is not as it seems. One example is Mike Florio, from Pro Football Talk. He is a regular guest, every Friday morning on WQAM in Miami. If you don’t know, Joe Rose, former Miami Dolphins TE is the host. Florio is widely regarded as the “boogeyman” by Dolphins fans. Just an out and out “Dolphins Hater”. I’m here to tell you he’s not. Unfortunately, our Miami Dolphins have so many negative things to discuss, from losing draft picks due to our owner tampering with Tom Brady and Sean Payton, way back to “Bullygate”, to HC Brian Flores making racial accusations against the Dolphins. We’re in the news cycle a lot, and it’s not usually pretty. Add in it’s been 24 years since the Miami Dolphins have won a playoff game, and we somehow expect as Dolphins fans to be mutually respected and revered by talk show hosts, NFL reporters, journalists and the like. Well respected, very knowledgeable NFL man Jeff Darlington, opines on our beloved QB Tua Tagovailoa, stating he feels like the Dolphins aren’t offering Tua a “Market value” contract. He gets LIT UP by the fiercely loyal, the blowback is comical to me. He covered the Dolphins while at the Miami Herald, lives in Fort Lauderdale, and covers the NFL now for ESPN. Do they add Jeff Darlington to the stack of “Dolphins haters”?
I don’t think Jeff Darlington hates the Dolphins. This will get folks mad, I don’t think Mike Florio hates the Dolphins either. I think it’s time for the Dolphins organization to be better, from the front office to the coaching staff and the players. Be consistent, be winners, and “Voila!”, respect and admiration will come with that. How many late season collapses have we had to endure here? I still have PTSD from going to NYC Dolphins bar Slattery’s, home of NYC Dolfans, watching a couple of late season games with playoff implications, only to leave there inebriated, disappointed, and crushed as a Dolphins fan. The first one was 2013, when the Dolphins traveled to Buffalo with an 8-6 record and having a favorable matchup with starting QB EJ Manuel OUT with an injury so we faced QB Thaddeus Lewis instead. Great, right? Well, as it turns out, the Dolphins, as Darius Rucker correctly pointed out, find ways to make Dolphins fans cry. Ryan Tannehill started and was mauled, sacked 7 times, in the FIRST HALF! Matt Moore came in the 2nd half for an injured Ryan Tannehill, and though some folks preferred Matt Moore to Ryan Tannehill, it wasn’t to be on that day. He threw a quick Pick 6 and the Dolphins lost 19-0.
My next venture to Slattery’s, and BTW, I do not hold them responsible for my misery, it’s not on them. It’s the Dolphins, always the Dolphins. The Dolphins were 7-4 in 2015 as I made my way to Slattery’s from NJ. They were facing off against the Baltimore Ravens December 4th. There’s nothing like a game against the Ravens as a Dolphins fan to bitchslap you back to reality! The Ravens crushed our Dolphins 38-6, and once again, another late season collapse as we finished outside the playoffs at 8-8. There are many more examples of such things, I don’t want to bore you with them, but I’m literally afraid to go back to Slatterys. I know what awaits me there. Failure, misery, disappointment. Once again, it’s not Slatterys, it’s our f*cking Dolphins!
So, back to QB Tua Tagovailoa, and his contract situation. Those of you whom are regular readers here know my feelings on Tua. I don’t believe Tua elevates the team when the team needs it. Excuses rain down in his defense with injuries, weather, all kinds of things, but when you’re looking to pay a player a massive contract, that stuff really matters. Which, is precisely why the contract that was rumored to be done shortly after training camp hasn’t yet materialized. I think Tua is a great teammate, I think he works as hard at his craft or harder than any QB in the league. Some players are clutch, they rise to the occasion when called upon. For MLB fans, players like Paul O’Neill, Scott Brosius come to mind. O’Neill was a gifted player, Scott Brosius not as much, but both played their best baseball when it counted, the playoffs, big games. QB Tua Tagovailoa is neither of these guys. He has come up small in those games, but that doesn’t mean he can never be that guy. Here’s the split. The fiercely loyal believe he will be, God bless them. I’m going to be 61 later this summer, and I consider myself a realist. Don’t come at with the Baltimore game in September when the entire Ravens secondary was out and we won 38-35. I loved that game, it was fantastic, it really was, but context is so important. The Ravens entire secondary was out, and again, it was in September, so no playoff implications at that juncture of the season, there was a whole season left.
Before you jump on me for stating the whole Ravens secondary was OUT, you’re the same person that will say Tyreek was hurting (He still played), The O-line was injured (It was basically the same O-line the 2nd half of the season), Jaylen Waddle was hobbled etc etc. OK, but there’s one constant, and that is QB Tua Tagovailoa doesn’t play well in those games. Go check it out for yourselves, the stats and play by play are readily available. Tua as of last week said the “The market is the market”. This after Trevor Lawrence signed a team friendly, $275M, 5 year contract. Massive, right? Wrong! The first 4 years of the contract, 2024-2027 pay Lawrence an average of $22.75M. His final year has a $47M cap hit, but only a $7M dead cap hit, which means if the Jags want to terminate the contract at that juncture, they can do so easily with minimal penalty. If Tua Tagovailoa wants that contract, by all means, sign THAT market contract, because after all, “the market is the market.”
In summation, don’t blame Mike Florio, Chris Simms, Jeff Darlington, or any other NFL affiliated talking head who says derogatory things about the Dolphins. Don’t blame them, blame the Dolphins. You want respect? Earn it! Don’t make it seem like you’re one of the top NFL teams because your QB led the league in passing yards, and you were 9-8 and then 11-6. 9-8 because the QB was hurt, and concussed multiple times during the season and couldn’t finish the season. 11-6 in 2023, SECOND PLACE IN THE AFC EAST, after having a 3 game lead with 5 games to go. Healthy, in 2023, but couldn’t finish the season. Oh, he played alright, but couldn’t F-I-N-I-S-H !!! Yes, finish strong, and win! Once again, don’t blame the defensive injuries, it’s embarrassing. Don’t blame the O-line, don’t blame nagging injuries to Hill or Waddle either. Blame the Dolphins for choking at the end of the season as per usghe. Why is it anyone who follows this team for the NFL should respect this team, or believe that they should be ranked near the top? I see this on X from the fiercely loyal and I laugh inside as I throw up in my mouth. They see what I see, what YOU should see but either choose not to, or just can’t process it properly because your emotions won’t allow you. It’s time for the Dolphins to step up and EARN that respect, win the damn division, win some playoff games and then who knows, we might all get what we want, happiness, and RESPECT.
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I see Rock is back! I actually was going to suggest Mike sprinkle some typos into the new article to lure him out of hiding! 🫣
Oh they’re more than sprinkled! I typed some of this as well as Joe Biden spoke last night in the “debate”. Ugh! What an utter disgrace the whole things was!
Not if you accidentally thought it was a Saturday Night Live sketch.
The article or the debate, or both?
Mike, the debate.
The debate was painful. Hard to imagine that anyone feels comfortable voting for either candidate. I do expect there to be a last minute change for the Democrats, and I believe whomever that candidate is will win in a record landslide victory
It is a sad commentary on the country that this is what we have to choose from.
Except they all poll worse than Biden
Trump promised to end the Israeli situation AND the Russian/Ukrainian war as soon as he’s elected. There’s like 1% of me that actually wants him to win now just to see how he does it. ‘Cause he said it so we know it’s true and it’ll happen! Trump is a man of his word if nothing else! 😜
Pretty sure he said before, even, twice. lol. He really did. His narcissism makes him delusional.
Steve – Who, the potential Biden replacements? I can guarantee to you if they officially replace Biden with Newsom, Klobuchar, anyone with a pulse, they will be way ahead in the very first poll they take. It’s a sad realization. I was talking to my son, and I was saying I wish I could solely look at his performance as President, because he was good (in some ways) for the country. That, unfortunately does not excuse him from being an awful human being. His behavior is nowhere near Presidential, or at least what Presidential should be. He’s a nursery school kid, and a mischievous misbehaving one at that.
Mike, they’ve already done plenty of polls, all those other far lefties you mentioned don’t poll as well as biden vs
His behavior is that of a nursery school kid…what does that have to do with his records 45?
Sure biden is more presidential until he’s not, if you don’t think about it
What does that really mean? Well we had obama who came across as not doing all thise things you said Trump does, but behind the scenes he’s selling out the country, guess that doesn’t count
I’d like to see how you act with all the shit they throw at him
Steve – There’s a time and a place for that. If he wants to throw a temper tantrum at home, go ahead, trash Mara Lago if it makes you feel better. When you’re in public though, try to be an intelligent, decent human being instead of a 5 year old who didn’t get ice cream!
Also, what Presidential candidate tells the Nation that he would “love to be somewhere else” and really doesn’t want to be there? Ok! Good to know you give a damn. Yeah, I’d rather you were golfing too…so does 65% of the Country and take Joe with you! You can both compare your multiple handicaps. Lol
I’m going to have a legit conundrum come election time if Biden is replaced . I don’t think I can vote for Newsom, he’s far too progressive for me, I can’t do that. I also don’t think I can vote for Trump, but it will be a last minute decision for me.
He’s not a politician, he was on Oprah 3 times about once a decade talking about what our politicians had done to our country (from both sides), each time she asked if he would run for president and each time he said no, until he felt he had to, to save the nation
That’s what he was referring to, he feels it’s his duty, because no one else can defeat the machine
biden basically said he didn’t want to run either, but after the incident at Charlottesville, where the white supremists killed people he decided to run, which we all know is bullshit, but that’s what he said
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OMG… I just wrote a wonderful post in response to Mike E’s write today… and it didn’t take and I lost it! 😡
Mike E, I’m not going to attempt to re-write my OG post so I’ll give it to you short and sweet. I thought your write today was FANTASTIC! I agree with 99.9% of what ya wrote, only I’m more optimitic than you, which is fine!
I’ve personal beef with Mike Florio and Chris Simms, so I can’t speak for everybody. Jeff Darlington is my favorite NFL reporter and I’m troubled that so many want to come for his head.
EXCELLENT JOB, man!
Thanks M – I appreciate that
You and I have been agreeing with each other a LOT lately, we’re just coming from opposite sides of the spectrum (optimism vs pessimism).
And BELIEVE ME! I do NOT want Tua to break the bank!
Thank you for being real, Mike E!!! I love it.
And, I don’t dislike Florio or Simms because they might be critical of the Dolphins. Simms is just plain terrible and Florio’s lap dog…lol. The times I’ve seen Florio talk about the Dolphins, it seams he speaks nonsense that relates nothing about football, but feels a need to talk about Tua’s weight, his dress, his whatever….maybe I don’t watch enough Florio to be fair…lol.
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Agree and he does it with that look on his face like he just stepped in shit and it stinks, but the show must go on, so he can’t clean it up now
LMAO @ Krishna and Steve. Do you guys think Joe Rose hates the Dolphins? I don’t think he brings Florio on for controversy, I think they have a mutual respect for each other as NFL commentators.
Uh…I think it’s a feather in his cap…lol
I hear ya M – I don’t get why anyone would want Tua to break the bank, and effectively break the team.
EXACTLY!!!
Yet by the same token, let’s not say or think that he’s chopped liver.
Definitely not chopped liver, he’s a better than average starter for sure, sometimes much better that average
I think he’s a top-8 QB, however, I truly understand why we’re hesitant to back the Brinks truck up for him. In an ideal world, we’d want him to play on his 5th-year extension. However, IF he kills it again this year (PLUS beating the alpha teams), he’s going to cost us a fortune if we don’t get a deal done now.
It all comes down to faith in investment.
https://youtu.be/6FOUqQt3Kg0?si=U6nFqT1REOMZW8yb
don’t know if any of you are watching world soccer but I’m watching 🇧🇷 play 🇵🇾 right now
and I was watching a lot of the euro last week
so I’ve basically kept my summer sports busy by watching the 🐆 make their run in hockey
then I transitioned into international soccer
and that may keep me busy until preseason begins
what is going on with the Dolphins these days?
is everyone under contract? Lol
maybe late July I have to watch a little MLB
are there any other sporting events in July?honestly to keep my mind off all the chatter on the offseason, I would watch Olympic speedwalking….
I think I could be an Olympic Speed Walker. I took an Olympic Speed Walking test and I aced it.
lol
A perfect cognetive test GPA too!
😛
they are fighting now in the game and it’s pure chaos
nothing like hockey fights
the tv crew has no idea what’s going on or where to point the camera
Any hot chick’s in the stands🤪
Mike E.
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June 28, 2024 at 9:09 pm
I think I could be an Olympic Speed Walker. I took an Olympic Speed Walking test and I aced it.
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You gotta have that special “swish” when you walk. lol
I’m the best swoosher. People are amazed at how well I swoosh. They can’t believe I swoosh so well.
People are saying
They are saying I swoosh better than any person they’ve ever seen
Is that kind of reference to There’s Something About Mary😜
I wonder how that sport came to be? Was it invented by some school teachers in the hallway saying “walk, don’t run” or by some lifeguards at the pool?
lol
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Just watched that
Ace Per Head loves the Jonnu addition, he’s got a long video where he talks about things in our O, that need to happen, and are attainable, for us to be unstoppable
Also how certain OL injuries derailed our O
Jonnu smith was a force in his Titan days .. patriots and Falcons didn’t use him well. Hopefully we do
He was pretty good last year in the ATL
I can hear Mike E Swooshing to YMCA
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June 29, 2024 at 2:22 pm
Just watched that
Ace Per Head loves the Jonnu addition…
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l really like Ace Per Head’s takes on our team, and have for a couple of years now: he’s good, IMO. I just always find myself speeding up his videos because he talks so slowly.
He’s very technical, thought you’d like him
https://www.foxnews.com/sports/jamarcus-russell-dismissed-from-high-school-coaching-job-faces-lawsuit
You can’t fix stupid
Does he think he’s above the law or is he that stupid to think he wouldn’tget caught?
I’m going with the “that stupid” on this one
Brandon Aiyuk on 49ers Contract: ‘You Can’t Afford a Lamborghini, You Can’t Have One’
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Get over yourself. You’re not as good as you think you are.
Toba – Jonnu Smith was really good for the Falcons last season. If you take into consideration the Falcons have TE Kyle Pitts, who was the #4 pick in the 2021 NFL Draft, he saw a lot of targets and had almost 600 yards receiving (582). He also had 3 more TD’s than the entire TE room here in Miami. He’s excellent at running after the catch, and he should be a target for Tua when Hill and Waddle are taken away by the defense, he’ll make them pay.
I am excited for it. I also think the addition of OBJ and Jannu will help mask our shortcomings on the interior OL. Hill, Waddle, OBJ, Jannu, Mostert, Achane and Wright is something to be excited about.
it appears we got the better with Waddle over Pitts, but who knows, Pitts is a type of player we don’t have
Yeah, we don’t have a Pitts but he only had 3 more catches than Jannu and was targeted 20 more times than Jannu. Not a very good %, 53 rec on 90 targets. They also had the same amount of TD’s.
I think Pitts will have a better year though with Cousins throwing him the ball.
First comment, PAY TUA!
Why???
You big ole meanie😜
You have to make sure your QB is happy…Fuck that they need to make sure the smart fans are happy
Just because dumb GMs keep paying their QBs crazy amounts doesn’t mean that’s the way it has to be
Sign the FN 45m apy contract Tua and tell your agent he can f-off
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I wonder if this coffee tastes good at first and then at the end, it starts to make you choke
Asshole you mad me chuckle 🖕
I’m here for comic relief
Rookies report to TC in 16 days, vets in 23 days.
The only thing I took from this article is that Mike screws up the team’s mojo by insisting on watching them at Slattery’s. Stay home you pariah.
LOL 🤣
it’s Tim’s Birthday week right around now.
Happy Birthday Tim 🍻✌️💥🐬
Happy Birthday Tim🍾
Why is it HB week? Does that mean we get to bust his bawls all week 🥳
it’s birthday week when you forget the actual date but you know you’re close
Happy Bday Tim
Mike E.
bailbondmike
2h ago
First comment, PAY TUA!
He should ask his brother to show him his pay cheque.. pretty sure he’d be happy to extend his rookie deal 😎
Yes!!!
bailbondmike
Mike E.
3h ago
Yeah, we don’t have a Pitts but he only had 3 more catches than Jannu and was targeted 20 more times than Jannu. Not a very good %, 53 rec on 90 targets. They also had the same amount of TD’s.
I think Pitts will have a better year though with Cousins throwing him the ball.
I00% .. of those 90 targets 40 would require 12 foot arms or a body like Flex Armstrong.. their QBs were really off the mark …
Grier is probably offering 45m, with every QB signing his agent wants more
Tell Tua with every QB signing we’re going to offer less, he’d better sign quick or he’ll be signing for Tannehill money
42m is the projected qb franchise tag for 2025, and less, if they give him the transition tag
Happy Birthday Tim!
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Are we Fr rn? #1 offense by over 600 yards is 7th… only got better fyi ALSO WHERE ARE THE BILLS
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This is what I’m talking about when our fanbase loses their minds over NFL ratings. It’s hilarious!
WTF is he even saying?
I don’t know are we fr rn? Whatever the hell that means.
For Real Right Now
And hope the fuck did the bad news bears make that list ??
How
The thing is, I feel like Dolphins fans are always crying about getting no respect. Stop fucking whining and start fucking winning and you’ll get respect. We led the league in passing and yet where did this all powerful offense go at the end of the season? Nowhere to be found
Alex, what is the hospital?
Huh?
Sonny – 3/4 of the defense was in the hospital but enough of the offense was there, at least in attendance
https://x.com/i/status/1807530065653108783
You read the first comment from this guy Tim?
KC at #1 is laughable, their O sucked last year, sure Mahomes can get it done in the 4th using his legs, but…
https://sports.yahoo.com/guard-competition-intriguing-come-dolphins-195200997.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cudGhlcGhpbnNpZGVyLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAFTXQpgQzu18gVXyNVe9oyrQVosfJoTi-if40PYnAyrQRy03ZKQAblzhtw6TEM0kxwaVsdljyKRbcbsBSl_WgGXsC1uoIPuo6xkPF12u4gx6FxDSxAOZjrZHxzbyRAjYEWO1MfkH7qDo01DOdhkgFPkGjBw-9foxfF0xPj-1cLs0
This is about the guard competition. Not much but something for this time of year.
Happy Bobby Bonilla day Mets fans.
Bobby will make more from the Mets this year than Brock Purdy will make as the 9ers QB.
Is Brock Purdy going to hold out?
no but he wants to go play for the Mets
We could use another relief pitcher, maybe even a starter
Hopefully Senga at some point. Definitely bullpen help. That’s what could really derail the season.
Tim – I’m not counting on Senga. You know me, glass half empty. When I see him on the mound I’ll believe he’s back
I did say hopefully. 😉
This was my take the day after Darlington’s report came ou
go to 1:24 Darlington says…
A question with an answer that leads to more questions!
Maybe those who worry about the engine never see the scenery??????
And those that watch the scenery get an extra chance while broke down??????
Maybe everyone is right at the same time????
Beats me!!!!!!!!!!!
Fr rn
for real you guys knew what the hell that meant?
I’ve never seen it before. So Thanks
(thought he typed like Piggs ahemmm)
Alright do you guys want the truth about the negotiations?
I’ll tell you, Tua wants to wear 13, Dan doesn’t mind but the team is against it.
Stand by
OBJ said if the team relinquished 13 that he should have it 🤷♂️
It’s time for Dolphins coach Mike McDaniel to produce | Chris Perkins
Gee… thanks, Chris. I’m sure your article is riveting.
I can’t take these awful headlines anymore.
I saw it but decided not to link it for that reason.
me3
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Son,
I have a teenager in this day and age, they abbreviate just about anything now in texts and online. It’s not just BRB and LOL now.
Never been a huge fan of the Mustangs, but the 2025 BOSS is sick.
They should have sprung for a real person to read instead of a computer. Keeps saying “Mustang Boss Four Hundred Twenty Nine” and pronounced ‘torque’ ‘torkay’.🤣🤣
Otherwise, I want one!
I will say it looks a helluva lot better than their Electric SUV looking version .. pretty sure Shelby was rolling in his grave when they debuted it
Doug Emhoff — Kamala Harris’ husband — was interviewed by Rich on the Rich Eisen Show. He’s a MAJOR LA Rams super-fan and feels they will go 13-4 in the regular season. The 4 losses he predicts? To the Eagles, to the 49ers, to the Lions in week 1, and… to our Phins.
He specifically mentioned Tua as the reason his Rams will lose to us, citing that Tua is too damn good.
Don’t kill ME (the messenger) for passing it along.
😂
Right?!! LOL
Tim,
I don’t know your exact B-Day date, but I want to wish you a very, VERY HAPPY birthday, my Brother! I think you ROCK, man! Happy that you’re part of this FMU family, sincerely.
Thanks man, it’s in 23 days. 😉
Oh! Son was just a wee bit premature, then! 😉
Oh crap I was a month off. I thought it was end of June but it’s end of July.
Quit changing your birthday Tim lol
M – You did mention he was Kamala Harris’s husband. Wasn’t that enough? 😛
AKA – “The Second Gentleman”
I’m not getting drawn into politics, my man! 😉
Mike, are the Mets buyers or sellers or do they just stay as they are and take a look at minor leaguers?
Cautious buyers. Just get a bullpen arm or two, don’t give up any major prospects
Agreed.
I hear they’re ready to pay Ellie De La Cruz Bonilla money until 2094
I’m watching a video on which Miami team will win the next championship
So thinking, what if the Fins make the SB within the next 3 years, or 30 years…Do we have the ultimate Fest somewhere to watch the game together? Someone’s house a bar whatever?
Elon Musk plans to settle Mars in the near future. Perhaps we should start from there… 😉
Can we get a feed?
Certainly so! I just want to know if we can be fed! LOL
A video feed
Dude if we go to the Super Bowl all bets are off on what this group may do. I know for a fact I’m throwing a party everyone here is invited to.
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Do you have enough parking for me to land Slave-1? JK/LOL 😆
park that sumbitch right on top of my Steelers loving neighbors house
Tim – Not sure if you watched the Mets game last night. I’m so down on McNeil, he comes up with a man on 1st and is asked to sacrifice bunt and move the runner over. I tell my wife he’s gonna pop up. Next pitch, he goes to bunt and pops the damn ball up for an easy out. The way Iglesias is playing now, McNeil is going to have a real tough time seeing playing time. You can’t take Iglesias or Vientos out of the lineup for him.
Yep, every friggin time. He golf swings everything.
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Without saying Devin Hester, who is your favorite NFL Special Teams player of all time?
who is your favorite NFL Special Teams player of all time?
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De’Von Achane and Chase Brown were the only RBs to register a faster ball carrier speed than Derrick Henry in the year 2023 (Next-Gen Stats)
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Henry on the Ravens is a little scary to me.
Sure, a real physical team with a real physical RB who can run over you, around you and past you. Makes them better for sure.
We don’t play them, wait until next year to worry about him, but I hear ya
Keep hearing, this will be Chubbs last year, but…
Chubb has a cap hit in 2025 of 29m and dead cap hit of 27m
He may even get another year on top of 2025, 29m cap 18m dead in 2026
https://www.sun-sentinel.com/2024/07/03/chris-perkins-im-becoming-more-intrigued-by-dolphins-rookie-chop-robinson/
How can you not be, his upside is huge
Rumor has it that Vivek will be Trump’s VP, don’t know if true, but that would be my choice too
Mike was first to bring up Vivek here, I’ve been all in on him since I checked him out, right after Mike brought him up
Watched that thus morning, do you agree Driscoll to start at RG?
I don’t know. I think Eich has the upper hand but it will be a 3 man battle.
Both OG positions I think will be battled for in TC/PS. That is only area I see true battles for the starter spot. Maybe DL and edge will be battling but nothing like our OG spots. All other positions will be battling for depth roster spots.
I don’t think Wynn is a lock at LG. He’s still rehabbing also.
I’m in Aruba this weekend
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You should have went to Pig Beach in the Bahama’s.
To much pig shit in the water there
Wish we weren’t changing a system every year. At least this will be year three in the offense for the majority of the guys.
Can’t wait to see the “early returns” in camp about how good the line looks….(against JAGs) On the bright side there is such a thing as player development and I think there are some good teachers (coaches and players) in Miami.
I still hate what Grief has done, but he did give me a Juggernaut Madden team that I can dominate my friends with. LOL Injuries off of course.
Speaking of the draft! lol
ESPN’s Matt Miller released his early first round projects and he has us selecting DT/NT Deone Walker from Kentucky. That is who I have selected on my early mocks.
He is a beast at 6’6 350 with good quickness. I’ve posted him before.
This isn’t the whole post but:
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Finishing up inputting all the new data for the 2024 OL Almanac and wanted to give a sneak peak into some of the results. This will be updated post preseason just like last year once lineups are set.
Heaviest OL units: 1. Bengals 2. Eagles (w/Steen at RG, would be 1 if Becton wins the job) 3. Rams
Lightest units: 1. Dolphins 2. Vikings 3. Falcons
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ESPN ranked the top 32-teams by talent UNDER 25-years old.
https://x.com/uSTADIUM/status/1808611387415089546?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1808611387415089546%7Ctwgr%5E4d218207d931122d0d5b538ec0e3ce886368e5ef%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fbleacherreport.com%2Fmiami-dolphins
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Due to money issues and having to fill the roster out with old vets, the Dolphins are #32.
The potent Texans are #1. Even Ravens are #3.
That’s what happens, when you haven’t had 1st and other picks recently, but this is just a beauty contest, someone’s opinion, I typically don’t read these kind of hit pieces
Just looked at the roster and I agree we should be 32
Means we’re in win now mode
In the FA era having lots of guys under 25 means very little for the good, I’ll take the experience
When your team was under .500 the previous season, and your roster isn’t very good, that’s when it spells big trouble
More food for thought, 25 is just an arbitrary number
Not sure I want to be the Ravens at #3, being an SB contender and being that high on the list may mean you have lots of inexperienced players
One thing for sure is having an old team means injuries are a concern
Lots of ways you can spin this
I’ve said it here enough for all of you to know how I feel about the way we’re constructing our team. I don’t like it one bit.
However, I do think he assembled a good enough team for this season to be very competitive. Getting Calais Campbell was huge for me. I no longer feel there’s a huge hole on the other side of Sieler. As long as the rotational guys play decent on the D-line, and Chubb and Phillips come back by late October, I thin k our defense should be fine. The offense, provided the O-line gets the job done, should be better. Jonnu Smith was the huge pickup on the offensive side. OBJ will also help, and drafting Jaylen Wright was a great move. It will take pressure off of Mostert to play more than he needs to at 32 years old. Plus, if either Mostert or Achane are banged up, he could carry the weight.
Staying healthy, and Tua making the transition from a nice QB on paper to a great QB on the field, any field, any time of the year, including the end of the season, will get us further than last year.
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Happy Independence Day!
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It looks like there will be a new option for getting out of Hard Rock Stadium after Miami Dolphins games using Uber Shuttle. Sounds like a great way for out of town guests to leave the stadium without the hassle of waiting for individual cars. More info to come. #GoFins
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Wyo – That could be a gamechanger for Festers! Thanks!
That’s why I posted it!
Less money for transport = More BEER
True that!
Yes thank you .. it only mentions FROM the game , but will look into it .. so far the usual transport is 70.00/ person return trip game day
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The original poster for “The Warriors” (1979) included the text: “These are the armies of the night. They are 100,000 strong. They outnumber the cops five to one. They could run New York City.” This caused significant upset and outrage, with some individuals attempting to have the film banned.
During a scene in the subway where Mercy is running with Fox’s double, the actress fell and broke her wrist because the actor did not release her hand. As a result, she later appears wearing a jacket to cover the cast. The filmmakers explained her temporary absence from the film by having Mercy reappear on the subway platform with the Warriors, stating she had stolen the jacket she was now wearing.
Originally, the script had Vermin being killed by the Lizzies, but Terry Michos, who portrayed Vermin, infused the character with a more comical and memorable presence. This change was successful, leading to the removal of his death scene. During one take, Michael Beck (Swan) accidentally hit Deborah Van Valkenburgh’s face with a bat (in the scene where he throws it at the cop). She was rushed to the hospital at 3 am for stitches and still bears the scar. Additionally, the film’s trucks were “protected” by a real gang called the Mongrels for $500 a day.
I wouldn’t call them “under the radar”
https://www.thephinsider.com/2024/7/5/24192640/3-under-the-radar-players-who-must-play-key-roles-for-the-miami-dolphins-in-2024-tua-tyreek-waddle
Herd, for you:
https://x.com/FBGreatMoments/status/1808961480030654915?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1809190549645127850%7Ctwgr%5E1c5c8312b3c53720e91c2702ddf4733074611fa7%7Ctwcon%5Es3_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fbleacherreport.com%2Fmiami-dolphins
WOW!! Ted Ginn Jr. making that catch. He looks bigger than I remember him, he was almost physical on that play. lol
I know, lol
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According to multiple sources, Tua and the Dolphins are still pretty far off on a contract extension. As many times over the years that the Dolphins front office as screwed up the Quarterback position, there is NO excuse not to get this done!
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These are the fans on twitter that just drive me crazy. So for decades we haven’t had success at the QB position, so the first guy that comes along that plays well enough, you just throw a ton of money at him to make the last 30 years better somehow? In addition, why is that the Dolphins are “screwing this up”? They’re being responsible and trying to protect themselves with a QB with a long injury history, and basically one full season of good play, although not so good at the end of the season. Not exactly a “no brainer” investment.
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The last three NFL quarterbacks forced to play on a fifth year option was Baker Mayfield, Sam Darnold and Lamar Jackson. That’s the company Tua Tagovailoa is about to keep if a multi-year deal doesn’t get done.
I don’t think they are “far off”. Like we have been discussing on here and a few media it’s a matter of guarantees and real money paid getting worked out.
That’s probably true, but fans putting this on the front office as if to say pay Tua whatever he wants is irresponsible, and ridiculous. There’s a salary cap you have to work around, and Tua needs a great team around him to win, not just a good team. That’s been proven.
Tim, for you this evening and any others who like to partake.
M13, the latest from DAX. I don’t think he is actually quitting. I hope not. I had to listen more than once to catch all the word play.
Deep… DEEP! I hope he isn’t quitting either, for he’s got so much talent to give. And I doubt this cat has ever smoked a cigarette in his life to have so much lung endurance for a long track.
Thanks for sharing, my guy! GREAT track!
DAX may be thinking about joining the ministry for Christ, from what I can gather. Reminds me of one of my favorite artists of all-time, FKA Ant Diddley Dog of Bad N-Fluenz, who used to be a gangsta rapper.
He goes by A Doulos now after turning his life over to Christ. He’s only put out one album in 7 years, but I really hope he comes back to the mic for more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spOz6TBeGlI
This is where A. Doulos came from, back when he went by Ant Diddley Dog. In 1996, people didn’t have unique flows like this with tongue-twisting killer rhyme combos. Truly one of a kind, him and his parter Rappin’ Ron (RIP).
Rappin’ Ron has verse one, Ant Diddley Dog has verse two…
Cool! Thanks for sharing.
You’re welcome! I’m enamored with success stories. So happy for Ant Diddley Dog turning his life around for the good! And… it’s takes one to know one…
While I like this guy, it’s very long, and as I hate to point out, but it’s necessary to, we’re basically rolling the dice again on the O-line. Terron Armestad we know is going to miss time, it’s about how much. Same could be said for Isaiah Wynn. I already have questions about Brewer before he even takes his first snap. RG is up in the air between Eichenberg, Jones and Driscoll. RT should be solid with Jackson. We still have the same guys that did OK, Kendall Lamm and Kion Smith, but these are the same guys this guy, and everyone here used an excuse for poor play by Tua at the end of the season.
O-Line play is all about making life easier for the QB… and for making life easier for the running game. I think we have the latter, but not the former. And THAT is why Tua has to get the ball out in under 2.3 seconds.
My largest concern — likely as is yours — is the health of our O-Line.
Mike E, I’ve been posting this guy (Ace Per Head) for several years now. He talks so slowly that I have to speed it up via YouTube. Yes, one can do that. I usually speed it up by 150%.
M – So like I said before in that “reply” to the Tua post stating we should just pay him, if we do commit do a ridiculous amount of guaranteed money for Tua, then the talent around Tua is going to suffer. We won’t be able to have the best guy skill position players and still have a great O-line. We’re going to have to nail our draft picks if we do draft O-line and then maybe we can’t afford to give Tyreek an extension unless Tua’s cap number is manageable for the first 3-4 years like Trevor Lawrence’s is. Now Goff’s is $27M and then $32M the first 2 years. Lawrence’s is $15M, $17M $24M and then $35M, all relatively cheap. I hope Tua is willing to sign this type of deal, but my guess that he has no extension yet is that he’s looking for more than this. The problem I feel with Tua is that he doesn’t just need a good team, he needs a great team to win.
M – When you speed it up to 150%, does he sound like a chipmunk? lol
I HOPE all of you girls & guys are having a terrific 4th of July weekend. I spent lots of it reading “HOWARD COSELL, The Man, the Myth, and the Transformation of American Sports,” by Mark Ribowsky.
I vaguely remember when this highly anticipated book was published in 2012. At 438 pages plus another 40 pages of footnotes it is NOT a one night read. However, the early returns on the book were highly favorable, making it VERY difficult to obtain a copy. After a few months I gave up trying to buy one.
Last week my wife visited a used bookstore and VOILA, THERE IT WAS!! SHE IMMEDIATELY purchased a slightly used copy and presented it to me. It proved to be a hard book to put down!! While not perfect, it remains the best effort I’ve seen concerning the ups and downs of Howard Cosell’s career. It’s a “Warts and All” tale that will bring back memories of the days when Cosell was the biggest broadcast name in American sports.
One of the FACTS that were mentioned in the book concerned the ASTRONOMICAL TV RATINGS that Monday Night Football had during the first several years of its existence. The more that Cosell popped-off his opinions the higher the ratings got.
A poll was taken to determine the MOST popular and LEAST popular person on television during that time. To no ones surprise, Howard won the LEAST POPULAR award from the throngs who couldn’t stand him. Amazingly enough, in the same poll, Cosell also was voted the MOST POPULAR TV STAR by those who couldn’t get enough of him!! To say he was a “Hot Button Item” would be a vast understatement. The man absolutely dominated the sports industry, for better or worse.
Those who liked Howard will find plenty to like in this book. And those who couldn’t tolerate his excesses will also be pleased to read about his shortcomings—-and there were plenty of those, TOO!!
I strongly recommend this book to those who call themselves sports fans. It will NOT disappoint you!
PS: There’s a famous quote on the back cover of this book. It reads,”Arrogant, pompous, obnoxious, vain, cruel, verbose, a show-off. I have been called all of these. Of course, I am” – – Howard Cosell.
MF-13 and Mike E., I think BOTH of you guys should go on the internet and buy a copy of this book. It is a book that will bring back tons of memories about the 60’s, ’70’s and ’80s.
I’d give it 4 and 1/2 stars out of 5.—The Old Dolfan.
Will do, sir!
My Post July 4th Mock Draft. I would like this one.
PICK: 22 RND: 1 Harold PERKINS JR. ILB LSU
PICK: 54 RND: 2 Xavier WATTS S Notre Dame
PICK: 98 RND: 3 Jonah MONHEIM OT USC
PICK: 99 RND: 3 DJ CAMPBELL OG Texas
PICK: 118 RND: 4 Rylie MILLS DL Notre Dame
PICK: 131 RND: 5 Jacobee BRYANT CB Kansas
PICK: 150 RND: 5 Jamaree CALDWELL NT/DL Oregon
PICK: 212 RND: 7 Oronde GADSDEN II TE Syracuse
PICK: 214 RND: 7 Squirrel WHITE WR Tennessee
I think Rylie Mills would be a draft steal in the 4th. Dude is a freak at 6’5 300 and runs a 4.79 forty.
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M – When you speed it up to 150%, does he sound like a chipmunk? lol
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Excellent question, my friend! The answer is NO. With the tech available today, it does not make anybody sound like a chipmunk upon speeding it up.
I’m sayin’ for YouTube, at least. Yeah… speed it up, and nobody sounds like a chipmunk.
Joey Chestnut beat a group of four Army soldiers in a contest at Fort Bliss Army base in El Paso, Texas, by eating 57 hot dogs in five minutes. The soldiers ate a combined 49 hot dogs. The group would have won if they ate more hot dogs combined than Chestnut.
The Nathan’s winner ate 58 in 10 minutes
I hope he beats out Wilson and Ahmed also.
Sad! I mocked him to us a couple times. Talented kid.
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/40507027/vikings-rookie-cb-khyree-jackson-dies-car-crash-24
He was a passenger in a vehicle with two other guys and they were struck by some chick speeding in her vehicle wrecking them. All 3 guys were killed in the crash. The female driver and her 2 passengers were uninjured. Investigators believe alcohol may have been involved. She also wrecked another vehicle but that driver was also uninjured.
Happened around 3am.
if you’re out after midnight, chances go up for getting into an alcohol related accident
BB Mike,
I see a little bit of Rashaad Penny when looking at Chris Brooks, just not quite the speed/burst of Penny. He has the vision, cutback ability, and is excellent in a OZBS, just like Penny. Coming from me, that’s a HUGE compliment to Brooks.
I’d very much like to see Brooks make our 53-man roster.
Yes sir! He’s runs with more power than any RB in the room. I might include running with more power than our FB Ingold as well.
Agreed.
highest rate of red zone incompletions due to inaccurate passes:
https://x.com/SharpFootball/status/1809669016199332030?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1809669016199332030%7Ctwgr%5Ed0638001374c24a7695b7df4f28918bd8b5ee59c%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fbleacherreport.com%2Fmiami-dolphins
That’s a bs stat, if you have redzone receivers it’s easy to score high, if not it can be tough
Also playcalling and adlib plays help too
Tua was higher than expected, since he doesn’t have either
Crazy to me that Rashaad Penny has a career average of 5.6 YPC. That’s better than the current career leader (Super Bowl era) of Jamaal Charles (5.4 YPC).
If only Penny could stay healthy *sigh*.
Penny doesn’t have enough career carries to qualify as the greatest YPC for a RB all-time, of course.
Chris Brooks can BE that guy for us.
I have played Madden 24 Franchise mode through 3 seasons, like 3-4 times since I got it last year around this time and I will tell you, luck and injuries, etc De’von Achane Has broken record EVERY RECORD each of my franchises. I always hated madden because I always had to play the dolphins I can thank Chris grief at least for this madden roster too bad there’s not a reset button In real life when your star player has an injury.
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Do you think Kader struggled last year because the scheme change out of his norm (kinda how I feel Holland was last year) If so do you expect a bounce back?
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I expect he’ll bounce back. People I respect believe in him. Fangio’s defense hasn’t stopped a crosser yet. That isn’t all on Kader. Some of that is scheme
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I wondered that as well for our secondary under Fangio. Hope we see better in this new scheme.
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I say this with as much conviction as I have in my body, there is NOBODY who has been more obsessive about the #Dolphins O-line play than me for 16-years. Check my history. If anyone tells you last year’s unit was the 31st worst O-line in the NFL, stop listening to them.
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Nahhhhhh Omar, OD got you beat by a mile!
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soooooo, 32nd? 29th? Why do people keep hiring this hack after he left the sentinel?
Has Omar met OD?
25 days to HOF game, Texans @ Bears on Thursday night.
33 days to Dolphins PS1, home vs Atlanta.
62 days to Dolphins season opener, home vs Jacksonville.
188 days to first round of playoffs.
209 days to Super Bowl.
244 days to start of 2025 new league year.
284 days to 2025 NFL Draft which translates to about 200 mock drafts to go! 🙂
BBM; THANKS for the compliment.
Truth is BOTH are undesirable.
But curing more of Miami’s O-Line woes is something THAT COULD BE DONE more easily than curing Omar’s lack of talent.
Right now, though, I’m predicting Miami WILL NOT CONQUOR their 24-year streak of NO playoff wins this century at the end of this season.
BUT I SURE HOPE I’M WRONG. I want to see Miami WIN another Super Bowl before I die.
Same here, OD!
Hi Alain, my take is the ypc that Miami had last year is misleading. It goes with what you said, repeatedly, last season. On 1st & 2nd down, with the threat of the pass, they got chunk yardage. Have you seen what they averaged on 3rd or 4th and short? My guess is not good.
Hey Jason, here are the numbers, on third-and-1, 11 carries for 23 yards for a 2.09 average with five first downs; third-and-2 was three carries for 11 yards for a 3.67 average and three first downs (perfect conversion rate); third-and-3 was one carry for minus-5 yards; fourth-and-1 was three carries for 7 yards with two first downs; fourth-and-2 was two carries for 6 yards and two first downs. What stands out is the really poor third-and-1 performance.
Less than 50% on 3rd and 1
Wonder how that ranks vs other teams
I wonder the same…on 3rd or 4th and 1, we were at 50%.. That seems terrible to me,…lol.