It’s very likely that our Dolphins are eliminated from Playoff contention before we play on Sunday at 4:05PM. The NFL rightfully flexed this awful game out of it’s original lofty Sunday Night spot. The Los Angeles Chargers will probably have dispatched the New England Patriots, the Indianapolis Colts will probably beat the NY Giants, and the Denver Broncos may just outlast the Cincinnati Bengals. All of these things don’t have to happen, just one will suffice. Even if both the Chargers and Broncos lose, they also need to lose next week as well. Let’s just get it over with, our team doesn’t deserve to be in the playoffs, they are pretenders, not contenders. For those of you still rooting, sorry – not sorry. Game time temps in Cleveland are expected to be near 60 degrees, so the lowly Dolphins won’t even get a chance to kill the “We can win in the cold” narrative. No, they can continue to be teams worse than us though, this they have shown they are capable of.
The Browns are a terrible team, scoring just 16.3 PPG good for 31st in the NFL. The defense isn’t much better, 26th in the NFL allowing 25.3 PPG. At 3-12, they’re more than happy to lose to continue to be competitive in one thing only, a better draft slot. Our Dolphins will fight like Lions now, now that we’re a sneeze away from being eliminated from the playoffs, we’ll probably wallop the Browns, and Tua will throw for 350 yards with an 85% completion rate and everyone will be joyous! I don’t care what we do in this game, because like most of you feel, you’re probably right that both Chris Grier and Mike McDaniel are both safe. If I was as shitty at my job as either of these 2 clowns, I’d be long gone. I’m better at writing than either of those jokers are at their respective jobs, despite my penchant for commas!
If I had to root for anything, I’ll root for Zach Sieler and Chop Robinson to keep playing at a high level. A loss in this game would be a shocker no doubt, but somehow “Teflon Chris” will keep his job, as will Mike McDaniel, Tua’s biggest fan. I’ll also root for Jonnu, who is a bright spot for this team on offense. I also have him in FF in the Championship game, so hopefully #1 remembers to use him. Jason Sanders has had an excellent year as well, and I also have him on my FF squad, so I’ll root for him. I think mostly I just feel contempt for this team. Grier is a very smug character, and when I look at what he tried to do, and view the results, he’s nothing but a failure. His guy Ross gave him the OK to go for it, mortgage the future, and in that endeavor, we’re 7-8 on the outside looking in, and soon that gate will close on us and all the Dolphins will be seeing the playoffs from their living room couches. Using Tua as an excuse is pathetic. That’s not an appropriate excuse, because you got caught with your pants down betting he would stay healthy. They bet hard, and bet a lot! WE ALL LOST THAT ONE!
GO DOLPHINS!!!
Finsmob Unleashed 
Wynn making his presence felt. lol
Forward and backward they go….
M – this organization is a farce. How do they operate business caring more about a player than the team? It doesn’t matter what I think of Tua, he’s their starting QB, their big gun, and they’re holstering that gun with a boo boo. It’s a travesty. There is no defending this.
LOL, so what if this finally gets Chris Grier fired?!!
We can only hope, but you and I both know these clowns are teflon
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God, I love this team
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MM should go coach the Colts
So that is false start, personal foul, botched snap, holding.
My favorite part of that is that was 4 straight plays
They pass MickyD’s vape pen around too much
unwatchable, starts with the asshole under the headset Mr ahduhduh
It’s also good to know that while Tyler Huntley has been here most of the season, he still looks like he has no idea what he’s doing. Fire everyone!!!!
https://images.app.goo.gl/1Pc77c42cTdjhTb78
lmao!
YES!
https://media1.tenor.com/images/fe2f3ea1aa70a8baa65b93f2468f42f0/tenor.gif?itemid=16819858
7 offensive plays on the first drive. That should be about the whole Snoop playbook right there.
4-5′ waves today, just saying
Mike E,
I look at it like this… if we WIN today, GOOD! If we LOSE today, GOOD! We’re kind of in a win-win situation, if you ask me!
If we lose, it’s only good if these fuckers are held accountable
Agreed!
Hopefully our defense can win this game for us.
Jimmy Carter has passed away
*sigh*
RIP, Jimmy Carter. A truly great heart and wonderful human being.
He may have been a disasterous president, but at his heart, he was a truly good man.
JASON SANDERS!!!
We are going to miraculously make it to a wild card game looking like a suppurating open boil on a hemorrhoid with doink in field goals so this malpractice by Grier can fester a season longer.
LMFAO!!
It’s true! It’s all part of the insidious plan to make me give up my immortality willingly, thus voiding the contract.
fist pumps are huge today
Holland almost made a big play but he sucks too. Roast Duck had a hold anyway
Figures Sanders is having his best season ever during a crap season.
GOD I HATE HIM!
It’s irrational. It’s unwarranted. It burns in my soul. HE NEEDS TO GO!
Holland is so good at not making plays
I may have to give Grief credit on that one. Thought he made a mistake not giving him a contract. As it turns out, he shouldn’t have and he’s another missed draft pick
Missed the INT (would have been an amazing catch), didn’t get the tip on the ball (luckily the WR dropped it), got beat on 3rd down, whiffed on the big run. All in one fucking drive.
why is Tua not playing? wtf? Tua should play if we’re mathematically alive. If we lose this game I’m gonna be super pissed. wtf.
Because he’s a https://images.app.goo.gl/ojcuimPnM5cYZ5Rg9
lmao!!!
4 plays this drive Holland could have made a play and didn’t
Saving Tua for the playoffs…. BWAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAAAAA!
Nice strike from Huntley to ‘Reek.
Robert Jones fuckin’ up again!!! SMH
nice punt, smh
Mike, this is really fucked up. It’s bullshit. I hope everyone gets fired now. This whole team including the coaches are fuckin soft.
th e colts lost. We have a real chance. wtf I’ve never seen this ever
I agree Boulder, inexcusable. It’s a slap in the face to the fans, and Tua’s teammates as well.
you think Josh Alenn would be sitting right now? Th e whole team from the players to coaches to the owner are soft. SMH
It really kills me that there aren’t OZB Guards available early in the ’25 Draft.
Liam Eichenberg MUST GO!!!
Robert Jones MUST GO!!!
our problems are bigger than personal. We have a weaklings running the team. We have a good chance to make the playoffs and we’re sitting. Tua because of a hip sore? wtf? I’m disgusted with this team right now. It starts with Ross. Maybe he’s a bad ass in real estate but as an NFL owner he’s weak. I wish he’d sell this team to. A Winner
Jeudy the best Dolphins defender on the field so far
Mike, I was a fan of tua and Mm. Fuck them. They’re soft. I want all of them gone. I want Ross gone too. Sell it to Kronke.
This game is just riveting
Same as the Niners game, two undisciplined teams trying to outdo each other in a game of mistake ball.
Hi f**k tua. I hope they trade him. He’s a pu**y that only cares about money. It’s like playoffs dude. You got a little boo boo? Gtfoh.
I’m so tired of missed tackles
Poyer with the first big play by a Dolphins safety in 2024!!
boulderfinfan
says:
December 29, 2024 at 5:04 pm
our problems are bigger than personal. We have a weaklings running the team. We have a good chance to make the playoffs and we’re sitting. Tua because of a hip sore? wtf? I’m disgusted with this team right now. It starts with Ross. Maybe he’s a bad ass in real estate but as an NFL owner he’s weak. I wish he’d sell this team to. A Winner
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You will NEVER get an argument from me regarding the necessity of Ross to sell, Boulder! I’m right there with ya, man!!!
But in terms of our personnel, we’d at least be able to run as we had last season if our starting Guards weren’t shit. JMO
DOTSON in the house!!!
Happy NYE from Aruba everyone
I came here to destress through 1/1
then I decided to watch the Dolphins
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Pigster! Have an awesome time in Aruba, Brother!
Lol..go have fun, Piggy!
Try El Gaucho! The buffet in Oranjestad is very good too. Have fun!
oh I didn’t need to hear what the penalty was because I fucking knew that bonehead took his helmet off!!!!!
it’s predictable at this point
Our dumbass undisciplined team gets a TO nearly in fg range and we get a fucking unsportsmanlike afterwards to knock us back 15 yards. What a fucking idiot.
And a hold basically kills this drive now. FUCK FUCK!!! THIS FUCKING TEAM!!
let me guess – MM didnt do anything to adjust the playbook
still a lot of presnap
We intercepted the ball around their 45 and it’s now 3rd and whatever at our own 22.
Appropriate that a dick took his helmet off smh
this is who they want to be next years backup
I don’t understand how they even want him on the team
and a false start
This team is just so prepared
interception at midfield
backed up to the our own 10 when we finish
^^^
MM has this team playing crisp. It’s easy to see why they sat Tua, this team is so well prepared, playing mistake free football, makes the decision look great. They’re lighting up the scoreboard
it’s called unaccountable play, after these hacks do something stupid, MM pats them on the ass and says…
CBS put the word in to do whatever you have to do officials, Miami can not make the playoffs
I was on the phone, missed the explanation of the penalty onto the int, what was it?
Unsportsman for taking his helmet off
Dodson took off his helmet while on the field. Unsportsmanlike conduct
At HH and can’t watch the game…thank fucking god!!!
lol….wining!
And another missed tackle.
I let myself get excited a few minutes ago about the prospect of us making the playoffs . Then reality set in and I realized we would be embarrassed in Buffalo yet again. Mike E, I think you’re closest to me. Can you drive to Albany, punch me in the face, then turn around and drive home please? Thank you.
LMAO, you know I can’t do that man. I’d rather fly to Cleveland and punch Grier, MM and then Tua
I honestly don’t understand why I even want to win this game or try for the playoffs next week. This team is so undisciplined, we’ll get crushed against any halfway decent team, let alone Buffalo.
see above
boulderfinfan
says:
December 29, 2024 at 4:56 pm
you think Josh Alenn would be sitting right now? Th e whole team from the players to coaches to the owner are soft. SMH
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Allen went back in a game after getting a concussion. Hell yeah he would be in there with a booboo.
SOF, not soft soft as fuck
MM should be shot for calling this TO
we just got the ball at midfield so we should be able to mount a drive that avoids safety
MM gets bailed out by 4th down stop
we avoided a safety so on the right track
lol
Man, I really want to see us play more disciplined. Just cut out the mistakes.
I tell you, Jeudy is having a really bad game, lol.
Armstead done for today
His play has been up and down this year even when he’s in. I think it’s time to move on and get some consistency at that spot.
Absolutely
so if we win – do we control our own destiny next week
No, we still need a Denver loss to KC who will be resting some players.
okay – that’s what I thought
but we arranged of the bengals and colts now
so that’s something
I think Huntley has played pretty damned well so far.
Tyler Huntley compiling Tua-like stats, lots of completions, very high completion percentage. Anyone jizzing watching how accurate he is?
he’s not really accurate though
Then does something we’ll never see, a physical run for a TD. At least seemingly without getting concussed
Craycraft sighting
what a horrible throw to a wide open Hill
how is this guy in line to be the backup in 25
I was just saying to my wife, there is a 4-6 yard difference between Tua and Huntley on that play. Tua would have led him up to gain a couple of yards, instead of leading him back to lose 3 of the 5 he’d gained.
Nice scramble
Woohoo!! Amazing what can happen when you don’t make a bunch of mistakes.
I don’t beleive it
a play designed for some one not named Tua
https://media1.tenor.com/m/V6Phx6AcR8gAAAAC/snoop-snoopy.gif
that’s the Huntley I remembered from the Ravens
Piggy – does it matter? Everyone goes crazy about how good Tua is because he completes 75% of his passes. Well, Huntley’s showing us it’s not really such a big deal.
it matters for YAC
I think our offense is much better with Tua
to me this is quite a downgrade
A few more drive killing drops from Jeudy and I’ll feel pretty good about winning this game, lol.
Brown’s have 3 QBs, that beat out Huntley
I love it when he’s in the grasp and throws its away on 3rd and long like it helps not to take a sack
wtf
We’ve had 5 minutes of mistake free ball to start the 2nd half, and we’re now completely in control of the game. Who woulda thunk it?
shhhhhhhhh
Piggy – Tua’s better, but not in games when the season is on the line. He’s shown us that too many times
today he’s not even playing so…
for the love of football just take a sack and help a defenders stats instead of grounding
schmats
there you go Mike, how about that pressure being any different, than a sack😜
Well aren’t we a player friendly team .. now Calais Campbell has an agreement that if we are eliminated we will release him so he can chase a ring … and we agreed to let Beckham go , then shaq Barret .. Ross must have way too much money to care anymore
Huntley’s a backup, he’s played well for a backup so far today. You can’t really expect starter quality play from your backup.
He was making plays in the 1st half but mistakes and penalties stalled everything out. I’ll take it all day long.
Have another clean drive here and put a stranglehold on this game; we’re in good shape.
We won’t be in good shape until this O-Line is FINALLY fixed.
Robert Hunt was right there to pick up Myles Garrett, after Darth Paul got beat.
“Hunt with the whiff…” *in my Dan Patrick voice*
Yeah, I think we can all agree both OGs need to be upgraded, at the least.
Fuck me, I’m talkin’ about Robert Jones, not Hunt!
I knew what you meant. Jones is the worst starter on the team.
is it weird that there are only 2 games on right now and both are 13-3?
Wed, Thursday, Saturday what do you expect late in season?
I am really not a fan of Bailey. He’s not the worst, but he’s just not very timely. He seemed to be better the last few weeks, but he’s been crap today.
But he’s been holding well for Sanders. lol
Calais is just so good.
SO right!!!
Woohoo!!
I love Campbell but hate that sometimes he’s the best player on the field
Yeah, I wasn’t against the player I was against the lack of investment in the future.
strip sack fumble!
Mike E,
Your HAND played it’s part!
former team mojo from Ogbah
Ogbah ROCKS!!!
He’s had a good year in Weaver’s system.
Let’s step on their throats!
Where’s Jonnu???
Is Chop playing today?
are we the worst in the league running the ball on 2nd and 4 or less
that’s a great scramble by Huntley
I’m warming up to him
He was definitely closer than a whole yard. He might have even got the 1st.
Agree with Staratore, they will probably say it stands.
stupid ass challenge, unless he wants it 2″ short
I thought it was a 1st down
terrific challenge from MM
maybe he’s got potential
Such a shitty spot, but a dumb challenge
FU officials
Wow
why no sneak