Author Archives: The Flying Pig

STELLA AND GUINNESS, TWO ALIENS, WALK INTO A BAR AFTER A LONG DRIVE Stella: Guinness, promise you that you won’t get drunk again… Guinness: Okay…I promise I won’t get drunk…(laughing)…because I am ready am drunk…wooooopeeeeeedoooooo bitches! Stella: What we just … Continue reading →