Finsmob Unleashed

The Miami Dolphins are now OFFICIALLY OUT OF THE PLAYOFFS! It was going to happen any week now anyway, but it’s time to unmask this entire organization as playing themselves off as Playoff contenders. Masks off everyone! This team should be fighting for the basement, not the top of the division. If there is anyone that still thinks that QB Tua Tagovaiola and HC Mike McDaniel need to come back here next year, you need a rectal exam to see if your brains are stuck in your ass!

“We’re built for cold weather”. In theory, yes, the team was more apt to succeed in cold weather because of the success they were having running the football. At some point though, you need contributions from the passing game, unless you have the kind of rushing attack that you can run whether they know you’re running or not. Despite our success in that area, we don’t have a punishing run game. Achane is one of the best RB’s in the game, but he doesn’t physically wear down defenses. I’m sure they get tired from chasing him, but he doesn’t inflict pain when you bring him down. The Steelers defense sold out and said we’re going to limit the run game, and then of course, you need to lean on your QB, and Tua once again let us know that he’s not only not ready for prime time as we’ve (I’ve) known since 2023, but he’s legit not a starting QB anymore in the NFL, unless he’s able to somehow figure out how to get his body right so he can move, throw the ball with a decent amount of pace further than 15 yards.

I have yet to go on “X” this morning, but I know there will be the usual fucknuts telling everyone it’s not Tua’s fault, he had a QB passer rating over 110, he was 22-28 253 yards, 2 TD’s 1 INT. Pretty damn good, right? Tua was a like shooting guard in the NBA on the wrong side of 145-109 loss, and he was 2-10 shooting and 0-5 behind the 3 point line, until the middle of the 4th quarter during “GARBAGE TIME” when he all of a sudden found his shot and hit 5 three point shots and ended up with 19 points, and that’s not bad at all! Tua didn’t start making things happen until the 4th quarter with the score 21-3. In the first half, Tua was 5-8 for 61 yards, 0 TD’s and 1 INT. How many fucking times is that numbskull going to slide short of the first down marker? Think he needs a few more years before he learns that trick? Not once in this game did either Mike McDaniel or Tua give us a chance to win this game. I don’t care if he’s on the roster, I swear it I won’t watch another game for this team if he’s the starting QB for the Miami Dolphins and even worse, if Mike McDaniel is back as Head Coach. WTF is wrong with McDaniel? Do we not have a “hurry up” offense? How can you NOT have one? We’re down multiple scores and the team is huddling up like it’s the 1st quarter, but it’s not, it’s the 4th quarter! I’m not talking about quick huddles and break, I’m talking about getting to the LOS with 6 seconds on the play clock.

How many times in this type of game have we seen the defense play well enough to stay in the game, but the offense contribute nothing? Too many times I say. I’ll tell you something else, they cannot insult the fans or the team by continuing to start QB Tua Tagovailoa. This truly should have been his last start. Forget Zach Wilson who has 3 games left as a Miami Dolphins player, you have to play Quinn Ewers who is signed through 2028. Let’s see what he can, or cannot do. There is no point in playing Tua, we 100% know he is not the answer to anything other than the question “What is failure?”

SIT TUA, PLAY EWERS, FIRE McDANIEL, FIRE CHAMP KELLY!!!