Frankly, I don’t understand why everyone has jumped to any conclusions concerning the Patriots and Deflategate. Do you have any reason to question the credibility of the New England Patriots?…I don’t! Maybe if you knew a little more about Bill Belicheat, you would not be so quick to judge him or the New England Patriots.
Bill Belicheat is an honest man. He is a pillar of ethics. Even as a child, Bill took great pride in earning everything he obtained.
His incredible and unbreakable code of ethics lead him to great success throughout school. He aced every test! His teachers were amazed. “How does little Bill do it?”, they asked. Bill always responded “mumble mumble mumble” which of course means – I earned it fuckwad! Or something about being on to Cincinnati.
College was hardly a breeze for Belicheat. He paid for his tuition with a series of odd jobs. Did you know Bill Belicheat worked in Casinos throughout College. Pretty cool right?
And no surprise – he excelled! Way to go Bill Belicheat. Considering what a hard worker Bill is, its surprising that he makes any time for hobbies. But he does! He is an avid videographer and bird watcher. He travels the world to watch birds. New York, Miami, Exotic Buffalo – Bill is there. He loves your birds!
So the next time you decide to judge Bill Belicheat – stop for a minute, remember this post and then tell the NFL how you feel. Bill Belicheat is an honest man.
By: Pigsgerald Oinkustus Bacon De La Chuleta (The Flying Pig)