The Porcine Oddyssey #88: Bill Belicheat, A Honest Man


Frankly, I don’t understand why everyone has jumped to any conclusions concerning the Patriots and Deflategate.  Do you have any reason to question the credibility of the New England Patriots?…I don’t!  Maybe if you knew a little more about Bill Belicheat, you would not be so quick to judge him or the New England Patriots.

Bill Belicheat is an honest man.  He is a pillar of ethics.  Even as a child, Bill took great pride in earning everything he obtained.

Belicheat in School

His incredible and unbreakable code of ethics lead him to great success throughout school.  He aced every test!  His teachers were amazed.  “How does little Bill do it?”, they asked.  Bill always responded “mumble mumble mumble” which of course means – I earned it fuckwad! Or something about being on to Cincinnati.


College was hardly a breeze for Belicheat.  He paid for his tuition with a series of odd jobs.  Did you know Bill Belicheat worked in Casinos throughout College.  Pretty cool right?

Cheating cardsBelicheat

And no surprise – he excelled!  Way to go Bill Belicheat.  Considering what a hard worker Bill is, its surprising that he makes any time for hobbies.  But he does!  He is an avid videographer and bird watcher.  He travels the world to watch birds.  New York, Miami, Exotic Buffalo – Bill is there.  He loves your birds!

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So the next time you decide to judge Bill Belicheat – stop for a minute, remember this post and then tell the NFL how you feel.  Bill Belicheat is an honest man.

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By:  Pigsgerald Oinkustus Bacon De La Chuleta (The Flying Pig)

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678 Responses to The Porcine Oddyssey #88: Bill Belicheat, A Honest Man

  1. son of a son of a shula says:

    GDP, what do you think of Lockett for a small speedy receiver. I like his game, he’s great with the ball in his hands. Wouldn’t have to use a first or second on him either.

  2. Ken says:

    Alright, time to call it a night. Going to tuck myself in and hope the power doesn’t go out. Stay safe all my fellow NE members. Peace to you all.

  3. CavalierKong says:

    Still can’t figure out why work is blocking this place as spam.

  4. getterdone says:

    Son, yeah Lockett seems to be showing well too….seems like a deep WR class this year…but the true test is when they’re with the big boys on Sundays.

  5. Tim Knight says:

    Unless the biggie is coming in a few hours, we’re not bad at all right now.

  6. getterdone says:

    Goodnite guys.

  7. jetsssuck says:


  8. son of a son of a shula says:

    Welcome Jetssuck, glad Herd was able to help you out.
    You can post away now.

  9. jetsssuck says:

    brent grimes wife is making the local news again with her comments about team. I wonder where she is getting her info from.

  10. son of a son of a shula says:

    Miko is pissed because she feels like Brent got snubbed for PB MVP isn’t that right?
    Then she took to twitter to rant, now she’s throwing the whole league under the bus.

  11. Try Pod says:

    Good morning all,
    Hope are NE friends are safe and well. We got a dusting last night, no problems getting into work.

    • jetsssuck says:

      where are you located at. We got down to the low 50’s yesterday and today. The weather reporter last night said to not disturb the Python snakes sunning call 911

      • son of a son of a shula says:

        Or the iguanas either, leave them both alone so they can ruin the eco-system

      • jetsssuck says:

        about 6-8 yrs ago we lost most iguanas from a cold snap that lasted several days. I found 38 dead iguanas in my yard. I have only seen a couple in last several years. 441 by griffin road water/sewer plant used to have hundreds laying around.

    • Try Pod says:

      I live in Louisville. No snakes or iguanas lying about this time of year, unless they are in a zoo or something.

  12. The Flying Pig says:

    Jetssuck is in!

    • jetsssuck says:

      how’s the weather where you are at? I’m watching cnn and they say boston /ny area hit hard. I saw some person walking their dog and the dog had no sweater on. mean owners

  13. son of a son of a shula says:

    Piggs how much snow did you get or are still getting? Is the wind really bad?

  14. son of a son of a shula says:

    Jetssuck, that’s good news on the iguanas, need something to rid the pythons in mass numbers

  15. jetsssuck says:

    well guys, good to be home with you guys again. I have to run my errands for the day. Be back later.

  16. The Flying Pig says:

    The weather isn’t bad in NYC
    Totaling overblown by the media

    They basically shut NYC down last night which never happens
    I have a snow day from work
    Which also rarely happens

    And this morning all the local news is basically reporting – oops it wasn’t so bad

  17. dbolt48 says:

    @Dbolt48: Only thing missing from deflate gate is Rafael Palmeiro issuing a strong denial on behalf of the Patriots. #goodcompany

  18. Mike E. says:

    Good morning all!

    jetssuck! You got on! Welcome, and good to have you here!

  19. Mike E. says:

    The snow is not so bad here in my area, maybe 5″ if that. Hey, the weather guys were right on with the last few storms, so everyone just went with what they predicted. It happens. We could have easily opened our offices today, but we already cancelled all the appointments, so it probably wouldn’t pay to do so.

  20. son of a son of a shula says:

    So there aren’t the strong winds they were predicting either?

    • dbolt48 says:

      Strong no, but we have -10 wind chills which is bad enough.

    • Mike E. says:

      Didn’t seem like it. I heard some wind last night, but it sure didn’t sound like 50-75MPH. All the weather computers had the same models, so I guess what was supposed to happen didn’t happen. My wife told me NY Gov. Cuomo was trying to explain why they shut everything down beforehand as a precaution, and for everyone’s safety. He was saying how they have to do a better job, and get more advanced weather predicting devices. Yeah, good luck with that. Sometimes, nature doesn’t cooperate. It happens.

  21. dbolt48 says:

    @Dbolt48: Was Hillary Clinton around the Pats? Obvious she knows how to deflate balls. Bill had to go to Monica for a blow job to re-inflate them.

  22. Mike E. says:

    Just looked outside, and it looks more like 6-8″, and it’s still snowing.

  23. Mike E. says:

    From Hyde’s article in the SS today

    5. Quote of the day: Garo Yepremian (on Facebook), “42 years later, I realize I should have deflated the ball to get a better grip on it.”

  24. Mike E. says:

    Son – That stadium looks sweet!

    • son of a son of a shula says:

      It’s right up the street from me. The stadium is already there they’re just adding the beach part to it.

      • Mike E. says:

        Gotcha. That’s cool that it’s right there. Did you attend UCF as an undergrad?

      • son of a son of a shula says:

        No my wife and daughter are graduates and in fact my daughter is just about done with her second degree from them. My youngest daughter started there but transferred to Community College. The big University wasn’t for her.

  25. Mike E. says:


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