The Porcine Oddyssey #88: Bill Belicheat, A Honest Man

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Frankly, I don’t understand why everyone has jumped to any conclusions concerning the Patriots and Deflategate.  Do you have any reason to question the credibility of the New England Patriots?…I don’t!  Maybe if you knew a little more about Bill Belicheat, you would not be so quick to judge him or the New England Patriots.

Bill Belicheat is an honest man.  He is a pillar of ethics.  Even as a child, Bill took great pride in earning everything he obtained.

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His incredible and unbreakable code of ethics lead him to great success throughout school.  He aced every test!  His teachers were amazed.  “How does little Bill do it?”, they asked.  Bill always responded “mumble mumble mumble” which of course means – I earned it fuckwad! Or something about being on to Cincinnati.

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College was hardly a breeze for Belicheat.  He paid for his tuition with a series of odd jobs.  Did you know Bill Belicheat worked in Casinos throughout College.  Pretty cool right?

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And no surprise – he excelled!  Way to go Bill Belicheat.  Considering what a hard worker Bill is, its surprising that he makes any time for hobbies.  But he does!  He is an avid videographer and bird watcher.  He travels the world to watch birds.  New York, Miami, Exotic Buffalo – Bill is there.  He loves your birds!

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So the next time you decide to judge Bill Belicheat – stop for a minute, remember this post and then tell the NFL how you feel.  Bill Belicheat is an honest man.

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By:  Pigsgerald Oinkustus Bacon De La Chuleta (The Flying Pig)

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678 Responses to The Porcine Oddyssey #88: Bill Belicheat, A Honest Man

  1. The Flying Pig says:

    Any news on getting OD and jetsuck in?

  2. getterdone says:

    Grimes needs to Ray Rice Miko’s big mouth….lol

  3. Mike E. says:

    Try – You’re right

    • Try Pod says:

      I am? Well it’s about frickin’ time! If you followed me around home, those are 2 words not often spoken. Wait, what am I right about, stereotypes? Of course I am. You know, gotta keep those terrorists in their place!

      • Mike E. says:

        Try – About perpetuating stereotypes. I’m not worried about Tim, but still, no need to keep it going.

      • Try Pod says:

        I was being silly Mike. Feel free to make fun of yourself- I’ve done it many times. I know the difference.

    • Try Pod says:

      Or is it Miko? Well I’m no genius, there.

  4. The Flying Pig says:

    It’s not even snowing in NYC right now

    • Tim Knight says:

      It starts later tonight. We have little here and there, nothing crazy.

      A dusting is happening and then we’ll see the results in the morning.

  5. Tim Knight says:

    herd, did you ever get my email? I had a question about sign-in.

  6. finfanrob says:

    The Flying Pig says:
    January 26, 2015 at 8:00 pm

    It’s not even snowing in NYC right now

    so what are you saying? that the media is run by the same people that run the NFL

  7. finfanrob says:

    whats the big deal with OD. why doesnt one of you just take control of his puter and get him logged in. once then he should have no problem.

  8. Mike E. says:

    When CBS Meteorologist Lonnie Quinn has his sleeves rolled up, it’s gonna be a lot of snow.

    • Tim Knight says:

      Mike E. says:
      January 26, 2015 at 8:21 pm

      Try – About perpetuating stereotypes. I’m not worried about Tim, but still, no need to keep it going.

      Huh?

      • Try Pod says:

        I butted in to another conversation again, on the previous page. Mike said something about his people and a particular image…

  9. finfanrob says:

    mike

    that looks like the chart for the test to graduate porno school.

  10. finfanrob says:

    of some sort of porno grading scale

  11. Mike E. says:

    LMAO FFR

  12. herdfan says:

    Tim, I just checked….no email from you.

  13. finfanrob says:

    herdfan says:
    January 26, 2015 at 8:31 pm

    yeah, why don’t you go to his house and help him. lol

    you admin people always trying to get others to do your work for ya

  14. Mike E. says:

    Tim
    You’d have to go back to the last page, where you put the money counter GIF.

    • Try Pod says:

      Mike, it was funny, mostly because you said it. If some Goyim would have done it, I think we all would have been indignant. I seem to remember something like that happening on the previous blog, and I kept my mouth shut because you didn’t say anything- but I sure as Hell wanted to.

  15. Mike E. says:

    Oh snap Tim, I DID give you the wrong e-mail for Herd. It was a typo.

  16. finfanrob says:

    herdfan says:
    January 26, 2015 at 8:38 pm

    Nope, If I were there I’d go and do it myself. 🙂

    yeah yeah yeah, like you are the first woman to ever tell me that.

  17. Mike E. says:

    I just saw a post on the other blog. OD still can’t get on. It’s very frustrating to me.

    • stangerx says:

      Well I’m a bit frustrated too. Specially since I spent an hour with a frustrated OD……you’d have to live that one to know what it is like. But Herd is on the case. This plebe tried and failed badly, but now we’ve sent in someone wearing a green beret.

  18. Mike E. says:

    Try – I would have been pissed off if I saw someone who wasn’t Jewish say that. Big time!

  19. getterdone says:

    OD, stands for ‘Outer Dimensions’

  20. Tim Knight says:

    The sign-in is fucked up. I found a weird way around it. Not surprised it’s difficult.

  21. twicethethe says:

    The winds are already howling here and the snow is pouring down sideways. Going to be an interesting 24 hours…

  22. wyoming85 says:

    Ya’ll in the North -East snug in you houses?

  23. Mike E. says:

    Twice – Your square in the danger zone. Stay inside, and be careful bro!

  24. finfanrob says:

    Tim Knight says:
    January 26, 2015 at 9:04 pm

    Hang in there, man. It always sucks.

    according to mike e’s porno grading scale if you suck 14″ you get a +

  25. Tim Knight says:

    Herd, check now unless Mike E is Satan. LOL

  26. Ken says:

    What’s up FUers? it sucks outside right now. Interesting drive home from work tonight. Glad that was a couple hours ago because it is really bad now.

  27. wyoming85 says:

    These are the night the song about throwing another log on the fire come from!

  28. Ken says:

    Tim
    You have been hanging out with Bat for too long.

  29. Mike E. says:

    Wyo
    I got a call from my employer that we’re closing all our stores tomorrow. I don’t plan on going anywhere, except to shovel out in case we need to go somewhere.

  30. stangerx says:

    Ken — same Q as to Twice: are you out of a storm surge area?

    • Ken says:

      I am. I wonder how my brother’s rebuilt beach house is going to do. He just had it rebuilt after Sandy. Finally got it finished in time for Christmas. It’s about 4′ higher up so hopefully he is fine.

      • stangerx says:

        Cool — big difference between losing power and your house. We talked about my old days on Milford Beach on stilts, but sounds like your bro built right.

  31. Mike E. says:

    Ken – Glad you made it home OK bro. Stay safe, and stay inside! That’s an order.

  32. finfanrob says:

    Mike E. says:
    January 26, 2015 at 8:50 pm

    Try – I would have been pissed off if I saw someone who wasn’t Jewish say that. Big time!

    does that mean that you guys cant make fun of Catholics, baptist, Methodist, blacks, women, orientals or anything you are not? does that mean all you can make fun of are white jewish men that love to lend a hand?

  33. Mike E. says:

    Yes FFR – It does

  34. The Flying Pig says:

    I just got an email that my office is closed tomorrow
    Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  35. finfanrob says:

    X was on stilts? i knew i recognized you

  36. The Flying Pig says:

    The only place I found that was open near me was this German restaurant
    It’s actually really good
    Gonna get some big German beers!!!

  37. Mike E. says:

    Ken – It started coming down heavy here about 15-20 minutes ago. It was barely dusting before that.

  38. twicethethe says:

    Stanger – nope thankfully not in a storm surge area. I’m a couple miles inland.

    Ken – glad you got in safe. It’s getting ugly out there.

  39. finfanrob says:

    try

    i didnt say me, was asking about you two. but ok.

  40. son of a son of a shula says:

    Das Boot

  41. finfanrob says:

    Tim Knight says:
    January 26, 2015 at 9:07 pm

    That’s gotta be disturbing news being that yours is only 12″.

    wtf, who do you think i am? stretch armstrong

  42. olddolphan says:

    Am I finally on this site??

  43. son of a son of a shula says:

    You made it OD. Good to see you.
    Good job Herd.

  44. Ken says:

    Piggy:
    My office is closed too but they expect us to work remotely.

  45. finfanrob says:

    Mike E. says:
    January 26, 2015 at 9:16 pm

    Yes FFR – It does

    that’s lame. it is humor. it isnt meant serious. why it is called humor. not that i care, i dont think i have ever gotten the jewish jokes or the humor in it. so no biggie to me. but to me it is nothing but humor. if you cant laugh at it all in life then why the fuck bother.

  46. herdfan says:

    OD, I’ll get your avi linked tomorrow!

    • olddolphan says:

      THANK YOU!! – – You may have noticed my 1st attempt FAILED. So I simply repeated it and this time it worked! – – Thank you SO MUCH, Herdfan!!

  47. The Flying Pig says:

    Somewhat (admins) let OD in
    Approve him!

  48. son of a son of a shula says:

    Wow Ken your brother is going to get a real test so soon, I sure hope his place does well.
    You and yours be safe.

  49. Ken says:

    Thanks for all the well wishes everyone. All you NE FUers stay safe out there.

  50. getterdone says:

    OD, that pastel blue looks good on you 😉

  51. The Flying Pig says:

    Weeeeeeeeee
    He is in!

  52. Ken says:

    Welcome OD

  53. Mike E. says:

    Hey OD!!! Glad you made it here!!

  54. stangerx says:

    Jeez this just became the worst place to be…….OD is here. 🙂

    Herd — not just one but all your beers (or at least when I see you need one) are on me at the next fest.

  55. finfanrob says:

    OD

    you are pretty lucky dude. if you didnt get in good ole admins next step was to send me to your house to help you with your ‘computer’ sites

    • olddolphan says:

      GOT LOTS OF BEER for you, my friend! Again, my thanks to Herdfan for making it possible. Mrs. OD just returned from a gathering of her sorority girls. –Gotta run.–Talk to you all tomorrow. Topic: CHEATRIOTS, of course! Be safe, all you northeasterners.

  56. The Flying Pig says:

    Ken
    That sucks
    But just imagine
    You can work without pants

  57. stangerx says:

    ffr — yeah I lived on a house in school. Worked out fine cause it was a summer rental area and we only wanted the school year. Paid as much for a month as a week in the beach time. Pretty cool place though.

  58. Mike E. says:

    FFR – It’s cool with us, with our group, because we know it’s a joke. I wouldn’t joke like that with people I don’t know. That’s all I’m saying.

  59. herdfan says:

    I think I’m going to have a drink now! lol

  60. getterdone says:

    olddolphan says:
    January 26, 2015 at 9:29 pm
    Piggy, I don’t mean to brag but that’s far from the FIRST TIME I’ve heard that phrase!
    Reply

    With a full on shrieking squeal as well? 😉

  61. finfanrob says:

    The Flying Pig says:
    January 26, 2015 at 9:27 pm

    Weeeeeeeeee
    He is in!

    Piggy, I don’t mean to brag but that’s far from the FIRST TIME I’ve heard that phrase!

    yeah yeah but it is the first time you heard it in that order

  62. Mike E. says:

    Thanks Herd for getting OD on. You deserve a raise! 😉

  63. finfanrob says:

    mike e

    well yeah. of course with friends. it isnt like i walk thru the hood yelling. ‘wazzup my nigga’

  64. Mike E. says:

    FFR – Yeah, I hear ya, but that’s what I meant.

  65. Ken says:

    Interesting report that the league wants to talk to a ball boy of the Pats who was supposedly spotted taking the balls out of the refs area after they were checked. If true this could be hours of entertainment for me.

  66. Mike E. says:

    They just need to suspend Belichick for the entire season. Nothing less will be fair.

  67. finfanrob says:

    mike

    i disagree with that. payton got suspended for a season for his first time offense. this is belicheaters second time. if you allow him to stay in the game the nfl is nothing more then what i have been calling it. the wwf or worse, the nba

  68. Ken says:

    If that story is true there is no way that attendant did that on his own. That would mean either Bellicheck or Brady outright lied in their pressers.

  69. The Flying Pig says:

    Twice
    I just drank your boot

  70. finfanrob says:

    ken

    ok third time. i am fine it just being a second. if it is proven he needs to be kicked out of football. and the pats organization severely punished.

    i dont think for a second any of it will happen. roger will just have another drink with kraft they will all have a big laugh as kraft and belicheat watch roger re-inflate tommy’s flatballs.

  71. Ken says:

    On the Dan Lebetard show tonight they had on some reporter that had a statistical analysis done of the Pats fumbles or lack there of. Since 2007 the Pats have been on an incomprehensible pace for fewest fumbles in the NFL. They average since 2007 1 fumble per 76 touches. The league average is about 45. From 2000 to 2006 the Pats average 1 fumble per 39 touches. What changed in 2007? The rule that teams can supply their own footballs. Who was key in supporting that rule be changed? Tom Brady. There were some other QBs who petitioned the league along with Brady to be fair.

    • BoulderPhinfan says:

      wow. cheaters for a while.

      • Ken says:

        I am not doing justice to what they reported. It was something crazy like the statistical anomaly for this to be a coincidence was like .00000017 or something like that. They did a break down of guys who played with other teams both before and after the Pats and their fumble totals were completely different with other teams but when they were with the Pats the fumble totals were significantly lower. It was a really interesting piece and I normally despise Lebetard but this was really good reporting.

  72. finfanrob says:

    ken

    i heard that stat before too. and the funny thing, is since 2007 they have had 7,586 different running backs and 6,000 of those were no names off the street.

  73. Mike E. says:

    Ken – OK fine, cut his head off. I’m just trying to stay realistic. They’re not going to ban Belichick from football. They most likely won’t even suspend him for the year.

  74. The Flying Pig says:

    No work for Piggy
    No work for Piggy
    (Flying around the blog)
    No work for Piggy

  75. finfanrob says:

    ken
    does it matter if the fumble, when they do the refs have the flags in their pockets to make sure the pats get rewarded for when they fumble.

  76. Mike E. says:

    Herd – Because they keep getting away with it. Unless someone else steps in, or all the owners petition against them, he won’t be banned from football. I hope Ken is right, because he deserves it, but I don’t think it will happen.

  77. Ken says:

    Mike:
    I said this before and I know FFR has said this as well. I believe if the Pats win Bellicheck retires and avoids the whole scandal.

    • getterdone says:

      He’s too vain…WINNING!

      • Ken says:

        Maybe but if there is too much dirt out there and he knows a suspension is coming he just might say enough is enough. I have 4 rings so screw you guys you are not taking those away. This is not the NCAA.

  78. finfanrob says:

    Ken says:
    January 26, 2015 at 10:10 pm

    Mike:
    I said this before and I know FFR has said this as well. I believe when the Pats win Bellicheck retires and avoids the whole scandal.

    there fixed it for ya

  79. herdfan says:

    Even if he retires, he can still be banned. Like I said the other day, Pete Rose him. No Hall of Fame. That will hurt him more than any fine. And speaking of that, how will all his cheating ways effect those who vote when it’s time for the hooded one to be nominated?

  80. finfanrob says:

    ok boys and girl. i am done for the night. have a nice evening. and by all means be safe out there. especially you dummies that still think you won the war.

  81. Ken says:

    Peace FFR.

  82. son of a son of a shula says:

    I want Seattle and then the league to beat the patsies into submission.
    Too bad neither will happen though, its been bought and paid for already and they let Bill come out and tell us it was an atmospherical anomaly that only affected a single sideline in a football game.

  83. Mike E. says:

    Goodnight FFR!

  84. son of a son of a shula says:

    Right now I have three of the exact same kinds of footballs sitting on my back porch, all three are filled to different psi levels and (don’t be surprised) they all feel different. Isn’t that hard to imagine?

  85. Mike E. says:

    Ken – That’s an interesting theory with Belichick. Could be. Hopefully, as herd pointed out, they stick him like MLB stuck it to Pete Rose.

    • Ken says:

      He knows he is a repeat offender and there is precedent out there about the punishment for such offenders. He can be facing a pretty big penalty/suspension. I don’t know if his ego gets in the way but I would not be shocked if he calls it a career especially if they win

  86. son of a son of a shula says:

    Put Pete Rose in the Hall. He’s done his time.

  87. stangerx says:

    580 posts in two hours over a day — you guys have to shut the fuck up. 🙂

  88. Tim Knight says:

    Everyone knows the Pats cheat. Their legacy is… it never goes away. LOL

  89. getterdone says:

    A guy walks into a bar and announces that he can close his eyes and name what kind of alcohol he is drinking and how old it is, just by taste and smell.

    A drunken guy at the bar says, “I bet I can give you a drink that you can’t name.”

    “You’re on,” replies the guy, “as long as you pay.”

    So the drunken guy puts a drink on the table. The guy sips it, gags and spits it out. “This tastes like piss!”

    “Yeah,” says the drunken guy, “now guess how old I am.”

  90. Ken says:

    Son rooting for the Seahawks is just about as nauseating as rooting for the Pats. The only I thing I want to see in this game is injuries. Preferably to both head coaches.

  91. herdfan says:

    Yay….got OD’s avi linked up. Whew!

  92. Tim Knight says:

    So is OD stuck in Hartline’s hat?

  93. getterdone says:

    OSU WR Devin Smith “proved that he could be as effective on shorter passes by breaking off his routes quickly on digs and comebacks [at Senior Bowl] practice,” noted The Guardian’s Matt Rybaltowski.
    “Smith also demonstrated his passion for the game by delivering a massive hit on kickoff coverage on Saturday,” Rybaltowski wrote. It was vitally important for Smith to prove that he wasn’t a one-trick pony last week, and he did so. Some analysts rate Smith as a first-rounder. He posted 12 touchdowns on 33 receptions in 2014, leading the NCAA with a score every 2.75 catches.
    _____________
    ….and he’s a lil bit bigger than Dorsett, but both of these guys are climbing up the boards now.

    • Ken says:

      They were talking a lot about Smith on NFL radio the other day as one guy who stood out at the Senior Bowl practices. Apparently he is a very good route runner and can break off a lot of those routes because there is so much respect for his speed. He was being interviewed as well and he sounds like a pretty good kid as well.

  94. Ken says:

    Herd:
    In all seriousness thank you for all the effort you have put in on this. You and Jeff are our Blog MVPs imo. This site would not be here without the two of you.

    • Try Pod says:

      Is that what Ireland does now? Make it unnecessarily difficult for people to sign in to blogs?

    • stangerx says:

      Ken — Could not agree more, but you do realize that few here know who Jeff is. If that wasn’t clear the first time, I can say it Twice. 🙂

    • herdfan says:

      Thanks, but my part was really just getting it started, plugging a few things into a template. The rest of it was beyond my capabilities. Still trying to figure out the issue with the sign in. The only think I can think is it may have to do with the first invites when it was still private. I’m thinking of deleting the invites for the ones who haven’t accepted and re sending a new one now that it’s public. Other than that, I haven’t a clue what the trouble is.

  95. Try Pod says:

    Alright Northeasterners,
    You all stay safe and warm. We’ll look for you tomorrow. Goodnight.

  96. Tim Knight says:

    Add more explosive football players.

  97. son of a son of a shula says:

    GDP, what do you think of Lockett for a small speedy receiver. I like his game, he’s great with the ball in his hands. Wouldn’t have to use a first or second on him either.

  98. Ken says:

    Alright, time to call it a night. Going to tuck myself in and hope the power doesn’t go out. Stay safe all my fellow NE members. Peace to you all.

  99. CavalierKong says:

    Still can’t figure out why work is blocking this place as spam.

  100. getterdone says:

    Son, yeah Lockett seems to be showing well too….seems like a deep WR class this year…but the true test is when they’re with the big boys on Sundays.

  101. Tim Knight says:

    Unless the biggie is coming in a few hours, we’re not bad at all right now.

  102. getterdone says:


    Goodnite guys.

  103. jetsssuck says:

    test

  104. son of a son of a shula says:

    Welcome Jetssuck, glad Herd was able to help you out.
    You can post away now.

  105. jetsssuck says:

    brent grimes wife is making the local news again with her comments about team. I wonder where she is getting her info from.

  106. son of a son of a shula says:

    Miko is pissed because she feels like Brent got snubbed for PB MVP isn’t that right?
    Then she took to twitter to rant, now she’s throwing the whole league under the bus.

  107. Try Pod says:

    Good morning all,
    Hope are NE friends are safe and well. We got a dusting last night, no problems getting into work.

    • jetsssuck says:

      where are you located at. We got down to the low 50’s yesterday and today. The weather reporter last night said to not disturb the Python snakes sunning call 911

      • son of a son of a shula says:

        Or the iguanas either, leave them both alone so they can ruin the eco-system

      • jetsssuck says:

        about 6-8 yrs ago we lost most iguanas from a cold snap that lasted several days. I found 38 dead iguanas in my yard. I have only seen a couple in last several years. 441 by griffin road water/sewer plant used to have hundreds laying around.

    • Try Pod says:

      I live in Louisville. No snakes or iguanas lying about this time of year, unless they are in a zoo or something.

  108. The Flying Pig says:

    Yay
    Jetssuck is in!

    • jetsssuck says:

      how’s the weather where you are at? I’m watching cnn and they say boston /ny area hit hard. I saw some person walking their dog and the dog had no sweater on. mean owners

  109. son of a son of a shula says:

    Piggs how much snow did you get or are still getting? Is the wind really bad?

  110. son of a son of a shula says:

    Jetssuck, that’s good news on the iguanas, need something to rid the pythons in mass numbers

  111. jetsssuck says:

    well guys, good to be home with you guys again. I have to run my errands for the day. Be back later.

  112. The Flying Pig says:

    Jetssuck
    The weather isn’t bad in NYC
    Totaling overblown by the media

    They basically shut NYC down last night which never happens
    I have a snow day from work
    Which also rarely happens

    And this morning all the local news is basically reporting – oops it wasn’t so bad

  113. dbolt48 says:

    @Dbolt48: Only thing missing from deflate gate is Rafael Palmeiro issuing a strong denial on behalf of the Patriots. #goodcompany

  114. Mike E. says:

    Good morning all!

    jetssuck! You got on! Welcome, and good to have you here!

  115. Mike E. says:

    The snow is not so bad here in my area, maybe 5″ if that. Hey, the weather guys were right on with the last few storms, so everyone just went with what they predicted. It happens. We could have easily opened our offices today, but we already cancelled all the appointments, so it probably wouldn’t pay to do so.

  116. son of a son of a shula says:

    So there aren’t the strong winds they were predicting either?

    • dbolt48 says:

      Strong no, but we have -10 wind chills which is bad enough.

    • Mike E. says:

      Didn’t seem like it. I heard some wind last night, but it sure didn’t sound like 50-75MPH. All the weather computers had the same models, so I guess what was supposed to happen didn’t happen. My wife told me NY Gov. Cuomo was trying to explain why they shut everything down beforehand as a precaution, and for everyone’s safety. He was saying how they have to do a better job, and get more advanced weather predicting devices. Yeah, good luck with that. Sometimes, nature doesn’t cooperate. It happens.

  117. dbolt48 says:

    @Dbolt48: Was Hillary Clinton around the Pats? Obvious she knows how to deflate balls. Bill had to go to Monica for a blow job to re-inflate them.

  118. Mike E. says:

    Just looked outside, and it looks more like 6-8″, and it’s still snowing.

  119. Mike E. says:

    From Hyde’s article in the SS today

    5. Quote of the day: Garo Yepremian (on Facebook), “42 years later, I realize I should have deflated the ball to get a better grip on it.”

  120. Mike E. says:

    Son – That stadium looks sweet!

    • son of a son of a shula says:

      It’s right up the street from me. The stadium is already there they’re just adding the beach part to it.

      • Mike E. says:

        Gotcha. That’s cool that it’s right there. Did you attend UCF as an undergrad?

      • son of a son of a shula says:

        No my wife and daughter are graduates and in fact my daughter is just about done with her second degree from them. My youngest daughter started there but transferred to Community College. The big University wasn’t for her.

  121. Mike E. says:

    NEW BLOG UP!

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