The Porcine Oddyssey #88: Bill Belicheat, A Honest Man

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Frankly, I don’t understand why everyone has jumped to any conclusions concerning the Patriots and Deflategate.  Do you have any reason to question the credibility of the New England Patriots?…I don’t!  Maybe if you knew a little more about Bill Belicheat, you would not be so quick to judge him or the New England Patriots.

Bill Belicheat is an honest man.  He is a pillar of ethics.  Even as a child, Bill took great pride in earning everything he obtained.

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His incredible and unbreakable code of ethics lead him to great success throughout school.  He aced every test!  His teachers were amazed.  “How does little Bill do it?”, they asked.  Bill always responded “mumble mumble mumble” which of course means – I earned it fuckwad! Or something about being on to Cincinnati.

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College was hardly a breeze for Belicheat.  He paid for his tuition with a series of odd jobs.  Did you know Bill Belicheat worked in Casinos throughout College.  Pretty cool right?

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And no surprise – he excelled!  Way to go Bill Belicheat.  Considering what a hard worker Bill is, its surprising that he makes any time for hobbies.  But he does!  He is an avid videographer and bird watcher.  He travels the world to watch birds.  New York, Miami, Exotic Buffalo – Bill is there.  He loves your birds!

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So the next time you decide to judge Bill Belicheat – stop for a minute, remember this post and then tell the NFL how you feel.  Bill Belicheat is an honest man.

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By:  Pigsgerald Oinkustus Bacon De La Chuleta (The Flying Pig)

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678 Responses to The Porcine Oddyssey #88: Bill Belicheat, A Honest Man

  1. The Flying Pig's avatar The Flying Pig says:

    Any news on getting OD and jetsuck in?

  2. getterdone's avatar getterdone says:

    Grimes needs to Ray Rice Miko’s big mouth….lol

  3. Mike E.'s avatar Mike E. says:

    Try – You’re right

    • TryPod's avatar Try Pod says:

      I am? Well it’s about frickin’ time! If you followed me around home, those are 2 words not often spoken. Wait, what am I right about, stereotypes? Of course I am. You know, gotta keep those terrorists in their place!

      • Mike E.'s avatar Mike E. says:

        Try – About perpetuating stereotypes. I’m not worried about Tim, but still, no need to keep it going.

      • TryPod's avatar Try Pod says:

        I was being silly Mike. Feel free to make fun of yourself- I’ve done it many times. I know the difference.

    • TryPod's avatar Try Pod says:

      Or is it Miko? Well I’m no genius, there.

  4. The Flying Pig's avatar The Flying Pig says:

    It’s not even snowing in NYC right now

    • Tim Knight's avatar Tim Knight says:

      It starts later tonight. We have little here and there, nothing crazy.

      A dusting is happening and then we’ll see the results in the morning.

  5. Tim Knight's avatar Tim Knight says:

    herd, did you ever get my email? I had a question about sign-in.

  6. finfanrob's avatar finfanrob says:

    The Flying Pig says:
    January 26, 2015 at 8:00 pm

    It’s not even snowing in NYC right now

    so what are you saying? that the media is run by the same people that run the NFL

  7. finfanrob's avatar finfanrob says:

    whats the big deal with OD. why doesnt one of you just take control of his puter and get him logged in. once then he should have no problem.

  8. Mike E.'s avatar Mike E. says:

    When CBS Meteorologist Lonnie Quinn has his sleeves rolled up, it’s gonna be a lot of snow.

    • Tim Knight's avatar Tim Knight says:

      Mike E. says:
      January 26, 2015 at 8:21 pm

      Try – About perpetuating stereotypes. I’m not worried about Tim, but still, no need to keep it going.

      Huh?

      • TryPod's avatar Try Pod says:

        I butted in to another conversation again, on the previous page. Mike said something about his people and a particular image…

  9. finfanrob's avatar finfanrob says:

    mike

    that looks like the chart for the test to graduate porno school.

  10. finfanrob's avatar finfanrob says:

    of some sort of porno grading scale

  11. Mike E.'s avatar Mike E. says:

    LMAO FFR

  12. herdfan's avatar herdfan says:

    Tim, I just checked….no email from you.

  13. finfanrob's avatar finfanrob says:

    herdfan says:
    January 26, 2015 at 8:31 pm

    yeah, why don’t you go to his house and help him. lol

    you admin people always trying to get others to do your work for ya

  14. Mike E.'s avatar Mike E. says:

    Tim
    You’d have to go back to the last page, where you put the money counter GIF.

    • TryPod's avatar Try Pod says:

      Mike, it was funny, mostly because you said it. If some Goyim would have done it, I think we all would have been indignant. I seem to remember something like that happening on the previous blog, and I kept my mouth shut because you didn’t say anything- but I sure as Hell wanted to.

  15. Mike E.'s avatar Mike E. says:

    Oh snap Tim, I DID give you the wrong e-mail for Herd. It was a typo.

  16. finfanrob's avatar finfanrob says:

    herdfan says:
    January 26, 2015 at 8:38 pm

    Nope, If I were there I’d go and do it myself. 🙂

    yeah yeah yeah, like you are the first woman to ever tell me that.

  17. Mike E.'s avatar Mike E. says:

    I just saw a post on the other blog. OD still can’t get on. It’s very frustrating to me.

    • stangerx's avatar stangerx says:

      Well I’m a bit frustrated too. Specially since I spent an hour with a frustrated OD……you’d have to live that one to know what it is like. But Herd is on the case. This plebe tried and failed badly, but now we’ve sent in someone wearing a green beret.

  18. Mike E.'s avatar Mike E. says:

    Try – I would have been pissed off if I saw someone who wasn’t Jewish say that. Big time!

  19. getterdone's avatar getterdone says:

    OD, stands for ‘Outer Dimensions’

  20. Tim Knight's avatar Tim Knight says:

    The sign-in is fucked up. I found a weird way around it. Not surprised it’s difficult.

  21. twicethethe's avatar twicethethe says:

    The winds are already howling here and the snow is pouring down sideways. Going to be an interesting 24 hours…

  22. Wyoming85's avatar wyoming85 says:

    Ya’ll in the North -East snug in you houses?

  23. Mike E.'s avatar Mike E. says:

    Twice – Your square in the danger zone. Stay inside, and be careful bro!

  24. finfanrob's avatar finfanrob says:

    Tim Knight says:
    January 26, 2015 at 9:04 pm

    Hang in there, man. It always sucks.

    according to mike e’s porno grading scale if you suck 14″ you get a +

  25. Tim Knight's avatar Tim Knight says:

    Herd, check now unless Mike E is Satan. LOL

  26. Ken's avatar Ken says:

    What’s up FUers? it sucks outside right now. Interesting drive home from work tonight. Glad that was a couple hours ago because it is really bad now.

  27. Wyoming85's avatar wyoming85 says:

    These are the night the song about throwing another log on the fire come from!

  28. Ken's avatar Ken says:

    Tim
    You have been hanging out with Bat for too long.

  29. Mike E.'s avatar Mike E. says:

    Wyo
    I got a call from my employer that we’re closing all our stores tomorrow. I don’t plan on going anywhere, except to shovel out in case we need to go somewhere.

  30. stangerx's avatar stangerx says:

    Ken — same Q as to Twice: are you out of a storm surge area?

    • Ken's avatar Ken says:

      I am. I wonder how my brother’s rebuilt beach house is going to do. He just had it rebuilt after Sandy. Finally got it finished in time for Christmas. It’s about 4′ higher up so hopefully he is fine.

      • stangerx's avatar stangerx says:

        Cool — big difference between losing power and your house. We talked about my old days on Milford Beach on stilts, but sounds like your bro built right.

  31. Mike E.'s avatar Mike E. says:

    Ken – Glad you made it home OK bro. Stay safe, and stay inside! That’s an order.

  32. finfanrob's avatar finfanrob says:

    Mike E. says:
    January 26, 2015 at 8:50 pm

    Try – I would have been pissed off if I saw someone who wasn’t Jewish say that. Big time!

    does that mean that you guys cant make fun of Catholics, baptist, Methodist, blacks, women, orientals or anything you are not? does that mean all you can make fun of are white jewish men that love to lend a hand?

  33. Mike E.'s avatar Mike E. says:

    Yes FFR – It does

  34. The Flying Pig's avatar The Flying Pig says:

    I just got an email that my office is closed tomorrow
    Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  35. finfanrob's avatar finfanrob says:

    X was on stilts? i knew i recognized you

  36. The Flying Pig's avatar The Flying Pig says:

    The only place I found that was open near me was this German restaurant
    It’s actually really good
    Gonna get some big German beers!!!

  37. Mike E.'s avatar Mike E. says:

    Ken – It started coming down heavy here about 15-20 minutes ago. It was barely dusting before that.

  38. twicethethe's avatar twicethethe says:

    Stanger – nope thankfully not in a storm surge area. I’m a couple miles inland.

    Ken – glad you got in safe. It’s getting ugly out there.

  39. finfanrob's avatar finfanrob says:

    try

    i didnt say me, was asking about you two. but ok.

  40. son of a son of a shula's avatar son of a son of a shula says:

    Das Boot

  41. finfanrob's avatar finfanrob says:

    Tim Knight says:
    January 26, 2015 at 9:07 pm

    That’s gotta be disturbing news being that yours is only 12″.

    wtf, who do you think i am? stretch armstrong

  42. BoulderPhinfan's avatar BoulderPhinfan says:

    Wow grimes wife has gone on a crazy twiiter freak out.

    Brent Grimes’s wife goes off on the NFL

  43. olddolphan's avatar olddolphan says:

    Am I finally on this site??

  44. son of a son of a shula's avatar son of a son of a shula says:

    You made it OD. Good to see you.
    Good job Herd.

  45. Ken's avatar Ken says:

    Piggy:
    My office is closed too but they expect us to work remotely.

  46. finfanrob's avatar finfanrob says:

    Mike E. says:
    January 26, 2015 at 9:16 pm

    Yes FFR – It does

    that’s lame. it is humor. it isnt meant serious. why it is called humor. not that i care, i dont think i have ever gotten the jewish jokes or the humor in it. so no biggie to me. but to me it is nothing but humor. if you cant laugh at it all in life then why the fuck bother.

  47. herdfan's avatar herdfan says:

    OD, I’ll get your avi linked tomorrow!

    • olddolphan's avatar olddolphan says:

      THANK YOU!! – – You may have noticed my 1st attempt FAILED. So I simply repeated it and this time it worked! – – Thank you SO MUCH, Herdfan!!

  48. The Flying Pig's avatar The Flying Pig says:

    Somewhat (admins) let OD in
    Approve him!

  49. son of a son of a shula's avatar son of a son of a shula says:

    Wow Ken your brother is going to get a real test so soon, I sure hope his place does well.
    You and yours be safe.

  50. Ken's avatar Ken says:

    Thanks for all the well wishes everyone. All you NE FUers stay safe out there.

  51. getterdone's avatar getterdone says:

    OD, that pastel blue looks good on you 😉

  52. The Flying Pig's avatar The Flying Pig says:

    Weeeeeeeeee
    He is in!

  53. Ken's avatar Ken says:

    Welcome OD

  54. Mike E.'s avatar Mike E. says:

    Hey OD!!! Glad you made it here!!

  55. stangerx's avatar stangerx says:

    Jeez this just became the worst place to be…….OD is here. 🙂

    Herd — not just one but all your beers (or at least when I see you need one) are on me at the next fest.

  56. finfanrob's avatar finfanrob says:

    OD

    you are pretty lucky dude. if you didnt get in good ole admins next step was to send me to your house to help you with your ‘computer’ sites

    • olddolphan's avatar olddolphan says:

      GOT LOTS OF BEER for you, my friend! Again, my thanks to Herdfan for making it possible. Mrs. OD just returned from a gathering of her sorority girls. –Gotta run.–Talk to you all tomorrow. Topic: CHEATRIOTS, of course! Be safe, all you northeasterners.

  57. The Flying Pig's avatar The Flying Pig says:

    Ken
    That sucks
    But just imagine
    You can work without pants

  58. stangerx's avatar stangerx says:

    ffr — yeah I lived on a house in school. Worked out fine cause it was a summer rental area and we only wanted the school year. Paid as much for a month as a week in the beach time. Pretty cool place though.

  59. Mike E.'s avatar Mike E. says:

    FFR – It’s cool with us, with our group, because we know it’s a joke. I wouldn’t joke like that with people I don’t know. That’s all I’m saying.

  60. herdfan's avatar herdfan says:

    I think I’m going to have a drink now! lol

  61. getterdone's avatar getterdone says:

    olddolphan says:
    January 26, 2015 at 9:29 pm
    Piggy, I don’t mean to brag but that’s far from the FIRST TIME I’ve heard that phrase!
    Reply

    With a full on shrieking squeal as well? 😉

  62. finfanrob's avatar finfanrob says:

    The Flying Pig says:
    January 26, 2015 at 9:27 pm

    Weeeeeeeeee
    He is in!

    Piggy, I don’t mean to brag but that’s far from the FIRST TIME I’ve heard that phrase!

    yeah yeah but it is the first time you heard it in that order

  63. Mike E.'s avatar Mike E. says:

    Thanks Herd for getting OD on. You deserve a raise! 😉

  64. finfanrob's avatar finfanrob says:

    mike e

    well yeah. of course with friends. it isnt like i walk thru the hood yelling. ‘wazzup my nigga’

  65. Mike E.'s avatar Mike E. says:

    FFR – Yeah, I hear ya, but that’s what I meant.

  66. Ken's avatar Ken says:

    Interesting report that the league wants to talk to a ball boy of the Pats who was supposedly spotted taking the balls out of the refs area after they were checked. If true this could be hours of entertainment for me.

  67. Mike E.'s avatar Mike E. says:

    They just need to suspend Belichick for the entire season. Nothing less will be fair.

  68. finfanrob's avatar finfanrob says:

    mike

    i disagree with that. payton got suspended for a season for his first time offense. this is belicheaters second time. if you allow him to stay in the game the nfl is nothing more then what i have been calling it. the wwf or worse, the nba

  69. Ken's avatar Ken says:

    If that story is true there is no way that attendant did that on his own. That would mean either Bellicheck or Brady outright lied in their pressers.

  70. The Flying Pig's avatar The Flying Pig says:

    Twice
    I just drank your boot

  71. finfanrob's avatar finfanrob says:

    ken

    ok third time. i am fine it just being a second. if it is proven he needs to be kicked out of football. and the pats organization severely punished.

    i dont think for a second any of it will happen. roger will just have another drink with kraft they will all have a big laugh as kraft and belicheat watch roger re-inflate tommy’s flatballs.

  72. Ken's avatar Ken says:

    On the Dan Lebetard show tonight they had on some reporter that had a statistical analysis done of the Pats fumbles or lack there of. Since 2007 the Pats have been on an incomprehensible pace for fewest fumbles in the NFL. They average since 2007 1 fumble per 76 touches. The league average is about 45. From 2000 to 2006 the Pats average 1 fumble per 39 touches. What changed in 2007? The rule that teams can supply their own footballs. Who was key in supporting that rule be changed? Tom Brady. There were some other QBs who petitioned the league along with Brady to be fair.

    • BoulderPhinfan's avatar BoulderPhinfan says:

      wow. cheaters for a while.

      • Ken's avatar Ken says:

        I am not doing justice to what they reported. It was something crazy like the statistical anomaly for this to be a coincidence was like .00000017 or something like that. They did a break down of guys who played with other teams both before and after the Pats and their fumble totals were completely different with other teams but when they were with the Pats the fumble totals were significantly lower. It was a really interesting piece and I normally despise Lebetard but this was really good reporting.

  73. finfanrob's avatar finfanrob says:

    ken

    i heard that stat before too. and the funny thing, is since 2007 they have had 7,586 different running backs and 6,000 of those were no names off the street.

  74. Mike E.'s avatar Mike E. says:

    Ken – OK fine, cut his head off. I’m just trying to stay realistic. They’re not going to ban Belichick from football. They most likely won’t even suspend him for the year.

  75. The Flying Pig's avatar The Flying Pig says:

    No work for Piggy
    No work for Piggy
    (Flying around the blog)
    No work for Piggy

  76. finfanrob's avatar finfanrob says:

    ken
    does it matter if the fumble, when they do the refs have the flags in their pockets to make sure the pats get rewarded for when they fumble.

  77. Mike E.'s avatar Mike E. says:

    Herd – Because they keep getting away with it. Unless someone else steps in, or all the owners petition against them, he won’t be banned from football. I hope Ken is right, because he deserves it, but I don’t think it will happen.

  78. Ken's avatar Ken says:

    Mike:
    I said this before and I know FFR has said this as well. I believe if the Pats win Bellicheck retires and avoids the whole scandal.

    • getterdone's avatar getterdone says:

      He’s too vain…WINNING!

      • Ken's avatar Ken says:

        Maybe but if there is too much dirt out there and he knows a suspension is coming he just might say enough is enough. I have 4 rings so screw you guys you are not taking those away. This is not the NCAA.

  79. finfanrob's avatar finfanrob says:

    Ken says:
    January 26, 2015 at 10:10 pm

    Mike:
    I said this before and I know FFR has said this as well. I believe when the Pats win Bellicheck retires and avoids the whole scandal.

    there fixed it for ya

  80. herdfan's avatar herdfan says:

    Even if he retires, he can still be banned. Like I said the other day, Pete Rose him. No Hall of Fame. That will hurt him more than any fine. And speaking of that, how will all his cheating ways effect those who vote when it’s time for the hooded one to be nominated?

  81. finfanrob's avatar finfanrob says:

    ok boys and girl. i am done for the night. have a nice evening. and by all means be safe out there. especially you dummies that still think you won the war.

  82. Ken's avatar Ken says:

    Peace FFR.

  83. son of a son of a shula's avatar son of a son of a shula says:

    I want Seattle and then the league to beat the patsies into submission.
    Too bad neither will happen though, its been bought and paid for already and they let Bill come out and tell us it was an atmospherical anomaly that only affected a single sideline in a football game.

  84. Mike E.'s avatar Mike E. says:

    Goodnight FFR!

  85. son of a son of a shula's avatar son of a son of a shula says:

    Right now I have three of the exact same kinds of footballs sitting on my back porch, all three are filled to different psi levels and (don’t be surprised) they all feel different. Isn’t that hard to imagine?

  86. Mike E.'s avatar Mike E. says:

    Ken – That’s an interesting theory with Belichick. Could be. Hopefully, as herd pointed out, they stick him like MLB stuck it to Pete Rose.

    • Ken's avatar Ken says:

      He knows he is a repeat offender and there is precedent out there about the punishment for such offenders. He can be facing a pretty big penalty/suspension. I don’t know if his ego gets in the way but I would not be shocked if he calls it a career especially if they win

  87. son of a son of a shula's avatar son of a son of a shula says:

    Put Pete Rose in the Hall. He’s done his time.

  88. stangerx's avatar stangerx says:

    580 posts in two hours over a day — you guys have to shut the fuck up. 🙂

  89. Tim Knight's avatar Tim Knight says:

    Everyone knows the Pats cheat. Their legacy is… it never goes away. LOL

  90. getterdone's avatar getterdone says:

    A guy walks into a bar and announces that he can close his eyes and name what kind of alcohol he is drinking and how old it is, just by taste and smell.

    A drunken guy at the bar says, “I bet I can give you a drink that you can’t name.”

    “You’re on,” replies the guy, “as long as you pay.”

    So the drunken guy puts a drink on the table. The guy sips it, gags and spits it out. “This tastes like piss!”

    “Yeah,” says the drunken guy, “now guess how old I am.”

  91. Ken's avatar Ken says:

    Son rooting for the Seahawks is just about as nauseating as rooting for the Pats. The only I thing I want to see in this game is injuries. Preferably to both head coaches.

  92. herdfan's avatar herdfan says:

    Yay….got OD’s avi linked up. Whew!

  93. Tim Knight's avatar Tim Knight says:

    So is OD stuck in Hartline’s hat?

  94. getterdone's avatar getterdone says:

    OSU WR Devin Smith “proved that he could be as effective on shorter passes by breaking off his routes quickly on digs and comebacks [at Senior Bowl] practice,” noted The Guardian’s Matt Rybaltowski.
    “Smith also demonstrated his passion for the game by delivering a massive hit on kickoff coverage on Saturday,” Rybaltowski wrote. It was vitally important for Smith to prove that he wasn’t a one-trick pony last week, and he did so. Some analysts rate Smith as a first-rounder. He posted 12 touchdowns on 33 receptions in 2014, leading the NCAA with a score every 2.75 catches.
    _____________
    ….and he’s a lil bit bigger than Dorsett, but both of these guys are climbing up the boards now.

    • Ken's avatar Ken says:

      They were talking a lot about Smith on NFL radio the other day as one guy who stood out at the Senior Bowl practices. Apparently he is a very good route runner and can break off a lot of those routes because there is so much respect for his speed. He was being interviewed as well and he sounds like a pretty good kid as well.

  95. Ken's avatar Ken says:

    Herd:
    In all seriousness thank you for all the effort you have put in on this. You and Jeff are our Blog MVPs imo. This site would not be here without the two of you.

    • TryPod's avatar Try Pod says:

      Is that what Ireland does now? Make it unnecessarily difficult for people to sign in to blogs?

    • stangerx's avatar stangerx says:

      Ken — Could not agree more, but you do realize that few here know who Jeff is. If that wasn’t clear the first time, I can say it Twice. 🙂

    • herdfan's avatar herdfan says:

      Thanks, but my part was really just getting it started, plugging a few things into a template. The rest of it was beyond my capabilities. Still trying to figure out the issue with the sign in. The only think I can think is it may have to do with the first invites when it was still private. I’m thinking of deleting the invites for the ones who haven’t accepted and re sending a new one now that it’s public. Other than that, I haven’t a clue what the trouble is.

  96. TryPod's avatar Try Pod says:

    Alright Northeasterners,
    You all stay safe and warm. We’ll look for you tomorrow. Goodnight.

  97. Tim Knight's avatar Tim Knight says:

    Add more explosive football players.

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