Entrare! Welcome back to Mustachio Cuts a place to talk Miami Dolphins football and facial hair!
I can’t wait for the big elefante to get here. I made some nice desserts for him. Oh, you no know? Mustachio a capocuoco too!
Here he is! Come in Mr. Jordan Phillips.
Come in! Si Accomodi at Mustachios! I’m so glad to have you here. (he dusts off his chair) What a good pick you were. Magnifico Pick!
Some people say they no come the pick. They volere a linebacker or a defensive back. Or even Offensive line. But not Mustachio…Mustachio knows that with Suh up front our defense can be il migliore if we get Suh some amici to play with. And the Dolphins took you! Affanculo!
Buona Fortuna for the Dolphins you were there for us in the 2nd round.
I made some treats for you. I hope you like cannoli. What do I parlare? Everyone likes cannoli. Look at this whole plate of cannolis!
I made 20 to represent all your solo tackles at Oklahoma. What a run stuffer you were at Oklahoma! At 6’5, 329 pounds, what else should we have expected.
Have a cannoli. But just uno. Mustachio has lots of other customers. And they all come with empty stomaco!
If you take more than one, I will slap you hands away like you did to all the offensive lineman who tried to hold you!
Okay okay…you can have two…but only because you came back from a back injury in 2013 to start every game in 2014. Impressionante!
But just two okay…I don’t want you to have trouble with your backflips on Musatchio’s account!
Hey Jordan Phillips? What happened to all the cannolis??? Affanculo! When I wasn’t looking?
Hopefully you can still backflip? You are a freak athlete, no? Very rapido and agile! Rob Rang compared you to pro bowler Dontari Poe before the draft and called your athleticism and size eye popping!
Eye popping like this plate of Zeppoles! Mmmmmm!
Okay this time Mustachio means it. Just one!
Mustachio heard that you were tearing it up in rookie camp. Impressing everyone early.
That is good…maybe you can make a push to start and take the starting job from Earl Mitchell. Mitchell played well last year, but the cielo is the limit for Jordan Phillips. Next to Suh, you can be a force!
You will have to keep up your impressive performances in OTAs, training camp and preseason.
The libro on Jordan Phillips is that he is pigro…(whispering) and pigro is bad…
But what do you expect people to say when the guy is big, athletic and strong and did not dominate at the college level?
Hey Jordan Phillips…not the zeppoles too!
What an appetite for pasticceria you have?
Too bad you don’t play against italian desserts…
hmmm…that give’s Mustachio an idea…
Now you can have all the cannoli you want!!!