Naples’ AFC Position by Position Comparison

LT Albert Ferguson Glenn Solder
LG Thomas Carpenter Williams Kline
C Pouncey Mangold Wood Stork
RG Turner Colon Incognito Wendell
RT James Giacomini Henderson Vollmer
QB Tannehill Smith Manuel Brady
RB Miller Ivory McCoy Blount
WR1 Parker Marshall Watkins LaFell
WR2 Stills Decker Woods Edelman
WR3 Landry Kerley Harvin Amendola
TE Cameron Cumberland Clay Gronkowski


DE Wake Wilkerson Dareus Ninkovich
NT / DT Mitchell Harrison Charles Siliga
DT Suh Easley
DE Vernon Richardson KWilliams Jones
OLB Paysinger Coples Hughes Collins
ILB / MLB Misi Davis Brown Mayo
ILB Harris Bradham
OLB Jenkins Pace MWilliams Hightower
CB Taylor Revis Gilmore Butler
FS Jones Pryor DWilliams Chung
SS Delmas Gilchrist Williams McCourty
CB Grimes Cromartie McKelvin Fletcher



How do our Fins stack up?

Is there a position we get stomped in?

What position do we excel in?

Thank you Naples for all of your recent contributions, keep sending them!

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331 Responses to Naples’ AFC Position by Position Comparison

  1. finfanrob says:

    Tim Knight says:
    June 9, 2015 at 3:08 pm

    How does one comment equate to all worked up?

    see, i can tell you are getting all worked up so i will drop it. dont want you to get all huffy and puffy

  2. naplesfan2010 says:

    Hey D the rating is against the division, so giving Taylor a 1 only means he is the worst #2CB in the division. Theoretically, Rivers would be rated 1 as the worst QB in a division with Manning, Rodgers, and Roethlisberger (or whoever 3 QBs you think is better than Rivers).

  3. naplesfan2010 says:

    ok guys here is my ranking of the DL/LB corps.
    Who is worst at LB do you think in our division?
    DE Wake 4 Wilkerson 2 Dareus 4 Ninkovich 2
    NT / DT Mitchell 4 Harrison 3 Charles 2 Siliga 1
    DT Suh 4 Easley 1
    DE Vernon 3 Richardson4 KWilliams 1 Jones 2
    OLB Paysinger 1 Coples 3 Hughes 4 Collins 2
    ILB / MLB Misi 3 Davis 2 Brown 1 Mayo 4
    ILB Harris 3 Bradham 2
    OLB Jenkins 3 Pace 1 MWilliams 4 Hightower 2

  4. Tim Knight says:

    I don’t get the interest in Mosely?

  5. Jahndoh30 says:

    Tough times in SF:

  6. son of a son of a shula says:

    I don’t know who or what you are referring to with the plagiarism allegations, would you mind filling in the blanks for me in an email to:

  7. son of a son of a shula says:

    Jahn, a couple of those guys left as free agents but is it possible that the ones who retired are doing so to screw management? As some sort of protest to how things are being done there its awfully coincidental that so many young players would suddenly retire at such an early age. They are all leaving a LOT of money on the table either way.

  8. wyoming85 says:

    This shits to funny not to post! 😉

    Sorry in advance!

    • Tim Knight says:

      I see she’s joined the conspiracy theorists. She probably had someone get all deep about it and now she think she’s one of the few who have heard about it. Like Kendall Jenner and chemtrails. LOL

    • steveccnv says:

      She co-hosts a radio show with the bearded coconut, all you need to know about her, she’s a fuckin’ clueless joke, and acts like she knows what she’s talking about.

  9. BoulderPhinfan says:

    I’m just angry because they allow lebron to use his elbow and arm to move the defender out of their spot. I’ve never seen it not get called and james does it all the time and never gets an offensive foul. I think its bullshit and just goes to show you that NBA likes its stars to do well. Its like watchin the pats play football.

    • Tim Knight says:

      That’s why I stopped watching a long time ago. It takes a great team effort to overcome the star bias.

      The NBA as a sport is a joke. The fact that you can add one player like James to a bad team and they go to the finals the first year is all you need to know.

    • The Flying Pig says:

      That is the same writer who had Tanny as his #1 most underrated QB

      I’m getting the feeling he likes the Dolphins

      Honestly, it makes sense to have us in that group
      but there are more contenders and 2nd tier teams than there are playoff spots

      which is too say some of those teams will probably be around .500

  10. finfanrob says:

    son of a son of a shula says:
    June 9, 2015 at 3:41 pm

    Jahn, a couple of those guys left as free agents but is it possible that the ones who retired are doing so to screw management?

    i thought the reason hardball was booted was cause the players didnt like him. i that is true why retire to screw management

  11. Tim Knight says:

    Ready, set, go! LMAO!!!

  12. Rockphin says:

    Does anyone else find it funny that Miami Dolphins “official website” never reports anything about the dolphins….they only report that OTHER people are reporting things about the dolphins…..

    Dolphins Official Website
    News Article REPORTS: DT C.J. Mosley Visiting Dolphins [1 hours ago]


    • Tim Knight says:

      I think Andy Cohen is the only one who writes articles, and then Finsiders have discussions and interviews.

  13. The Flying Pig says:

    I think you guys are being a little tough on NBA officiating

    Albeit I agree the officials have more control over the game in that sport than any other, its not like you just can;t call fouls or call every foul. The nature of the game is that its discretionary and you are going to get arbitrary results when that happens

    They can;t just let guys hit each other
    and they can;t call everything they think is a foul

    I thought it was great a couple of years ago when they started calling techs when players argued
    Players still react and argue but its done a lot less now – its a little more int he finals than usual, I don;t think they want to slap Lebron with a tech in the first few games , t would ruin the game

    Now if the NBA can just figure out how to shut Jeff Van Gundy up we will all be able to enjoy the flow of the game more without thinking so much about whether something is a foul a lot

    Honestly I think one of the issues with the enjoyment of the game is the constant pandering to fans to watch endless relays so you can say “oh yeah, that’s a foul” or “where’s the foul” – that is what is hurting the game, not the officials who are trying to make something that is inherently arbitrary look consistent

    • Jahndoh30 says:

      I don’t disagree with a lot of that, but when analysts who are supposed to be objective eschew any appearance of objectivity to question everything that doesn’t go a superstar’s way, while the same superstar goes to the line more than twice as often as the next closest player on either team…I think it’s pretty obvious there’s a problem with how games are being officiated…and called.

      I always wondered why in hockey, there are something like 3 or 4 instances of teams coming back from 0-3 deficits in 7 game series, and countless 1-3 comebacks…while in the NBA the first has never happened and the 2nd almost never happens.

      I also wonder frequently why it is the home court advantage is so much greater in basketball than it is in hockey. There’s a problem with how the game is officiated…even if I’m not going to let it bother my enjoyment of the Warriors while they press to win a championship. Life is too short to abandoned your team even if you don’t totally trust the referees.

    • steveccnv says:

      I don’t get how LeBron can just push the defender off of him, not on the side right in the middle of the torso, then the defender gets back in the play, blocks the ball perfectly and still gets called for a foul, it happen in game one. On at least 2 other occasions he just pushed off before his shot with no foul called.

  14. Tim Knight says:

    This is for the championship! LOL

  15. The Flying Pig says:

  16. Rockphin says:

    naplesfan2010 says:
    June 9, 2015 at 10:21 am
    By my ratings (which are of course correct and not debatable) I have scored Miami #1 with 32 points and NE – 30 Buff – 26 Jets – 24.

    ROFLMAO!! I love you Naples!

  17. D says:

    ProFootballTalk ‏@ProFootballTalk 7m7 minutes ago

    Tarvaris Jackson heads back to Seattle
    Man that guy is the definition of Journeyman QB

  18. Tim Knight says:

    We’re gonna need splints and bandages.

  19. finfanrob says:

    son of a son of a shula says:
    June 9, 2015 at 4:20 pm

    The oldest trick in the book – the old krazy glue in the finger holes trick

    yep, i told my son, there are women who trick you about birth control and the needy clingy ones that pull the krazy glue finger hole trick

  20. The Flying Pig says:

  21. Tim Knight says:

    I’ve been riding all my life.

  22. Rockphin says:

    speaking of the o-LINE. I cannot wait until the pad go on and Suh is beating the shit our of our guards & Pouncey. It can only make them better (unless they just cry and quit LOL)

  23. finfanrob says:

    son of a son of a shula says:
    June 9, 2015 at 4:29 pm

    you gotta be careful man, they’ll do that

    lol, yes, the worst part is then after she does that she insist on you meeting her parents. talk about an odd hand shake

  24. Tim Knight says:

    I don’t play golf anymore.

  25. Rockphin says:

    Tim, are you trying to slow down / crash the blog with all these gifs? I would post the best one, (bouncing) but I do not post pics or gifs anymore.

    By the way, in the motorbike gif above I can see up the girls skirt and (if I freeze the frame at the exact moment) see her bare bottom when she falls. THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!

  26. finfanrob says:

    well i for one am completely disgusted at tim. that is demeaning and offensive to women showing that poor girl on the motorcycle. this site needs to be moderated. kids may show up and think riding a motorcycle commando is acceptable. good riddance all you sick perverted bastards

  27. Mike E. says:

    No wonder she fell off, someone sprayed Pam on the seat.

  28. Tim Knight says:

    Zombie prank. LMAO!!!

  29. Tim Knight says:

    I was joking that Pam is a girl’s name and we sprayed her on the seat. Ha ha ahaha ahaha!!! LOL

  30. Brian in NY says:

    Well, I just got home after some vicious storms tore through the area. Nothing too bad in the front yard other than some large branches, but the back yard was like a war zone. I had 3 HUGE trees knocked over, cracked about 6-10 feet from the ground. Thankfully nothing hit the house.

  31. Brian in NY says:

    Don’t know if anyone posted we reportedly made and offer to Mosely:

  32. D says:

    I saw a tweet from Anthony Johnson a little earlier that said

    Anthony Johnson ‏@freakxlsu 48m48 minutes ago
    Never Complain just continue to work…✖️♠️

    Dunno if that has anything to do with the interest in Mosley or not.

  33. D says:

    Philadelphia Eagles ‏@eaglesbuzztap 16m16 minutes ago >> Zach Ertz on Evan Mathis: We need guys that are going to come in every day

  34. jetsssuck says:

    son of a son of a shula says:
    June 9, 2015 at 3:37 pm

    I don’t know who or what you are referring to with the plagiarism allegations, would you mind filling in the blanks for me in an email to:

    Tim Knight says:
    June 9, 2015 at 3:42 pm

    Oh he’s at this again. He’s also cryptic about it.
    I will reveal this very soon but I have to get all my ducks in order.I have no problem with Tim,piggy or You I just think its not fair to jeopardize this website of legal actions so I will have to reveal who is doing this.

    • jetsssuck says:

      How Many Days Does Bill Murray Spend Stuck In Groundhog Day? The best scene for me investigating the plagiarism with this site was the puddle scene where Bill Murray steps into the puddle attempting to cross the street. Every time he stepped into the puddle just like this dishonest blogger. I have over 300 times of him stepping into the icy puddle.

    • wyoming85 says:

      Maybe it was me?

      Did I plagiarize my own fandom story?

      (Only the Shadow knows)

      • Jahndoh30 says:

        It was me. My avatar plagiarizes Steph Curry and the GSW everytime I post. But that’s way more than 300 times…..

      • jetsssuck says:

        you sound insecure about something? ——————————-
        No, its not you.You haven’t written enough articles for over 300 plagiarism violations.20 articles would require 15 plagiarism violations per article. You have not written 17-20 articles have you?

  35. Brian in NY says:

    No idea what the interest is in Mosely, unless we are planning to move someone. Maybe they just want more depth, who knows.

  36. Jahndoh30 says:

    LMAO@ Steve…I knew Colonpokey seemed familiar!

  37. son of a son of a shula says:

    We’ve had some fan origin stories turned in and they were great now what we need are the stories of real fans telling where they were and what they were doing when Suh came to town.

    It was an ordinary Central Florida day like the one before it and the one after it but on this particular day something very big was happening, you could feel it in the air. While I mussed about with regular work day annoyances I could feel something start to affect my senses. I was but alone when I heard the news…

    Like that, thanks we’ll be looking for your stories and for God sakes don’t steal them or submit vulgar pictures with them

  38. naplesfan2010 says:

    jetssuck what on earth are you talking about?
    Nobody here is selling any product, so how can it really be plagiarism? I for example freely look up hts and wts or tackles and sacks or other types of stats from any number of different sources. Wikipedia or espn or the dolphins site. I am certainly not going to cite my source in MLA format every time. Because I am not plagiarizng on any of the 3 tests for that: I am not getting financial gain from this, I am not costing espn anything and Wiki is free, and I am not pretending that I counted how many passes Grimes defensed when he was with the Falcons to compare to how he is doing with us.
    Stats and that type of stuff are in the public domain I would guess, unless i tried to write a column for espn, got paid for it, and stole several paragraphs from a phinsiders article.

    • Brian in NY says:

      I’m pretty sure no one is going to be looking to shut down this site for plagiarism.

      • Tim Knight says:

        Of course not, there is no profit made here. My guess is he’s talking about OD.

      • naplesfan2010 says:

        It’s free. And everybody here reads the original articles everywhere else anyway. I don’t get how it’s plagiarizing.

        I also don’t get why jetssuck cares.

      • jetsssuck says:

        don’t worry, I’m not looking to shut down the site since I like mostly everyone. I’m a very calm mannered civil person as you know but when I am crossed or accused of something one better make sure their house is in order. Once I have everything arranged in the next 2 days I will reveal the dishonesty of this person.

  39. son of a son of a shula says:

    OK if you are going to submit articles they will need to be in MLA format with a SEPARATE sheet for citations. We will on occasion accept APA style but only with prior admin approval.
    Thank you in advance.

  40. son of a son of a shula says:

    Jetssuck, what you have stuck in your craw is a bone of contention, we aren’t selling anything or profiting in any way here we’re just a bunch of knuckleheads who like to talk about the Dolphins.
    I swear the story about pooping at my mother in laws house was true.
    Don’t get all worked up about this stuff man its just for fun.

  41. finfanrob says:

    why do i think this is jetssuck

    dude is there anything that makes you happy.

  42. finfanrob says:

    hey jetssuck, you just won 150 mil powerball.

    js: oh yeah, i bet when i claim it the will wont me to smile. no thanks tell them to shove it.

    • naplesfan2010 says:

      btw ffr I think those girls in your avatar are plagiarizing Ricky’s jersey number. You must immediately post them in full size jpgs preferably 1024 or greater resolution with original website URL so we can inspect the other err poses to determine validity of ownership.

  43. finfanrob says:

    ‘Once I have everything arranged in the next 2 days I will reveal the dishonesty of this person.’

    well that will show whoever it is a thing or two. hell whoever it is i am sure will renounce being a dolphin fan and call his cable company to cancel is nfl package and pay for his new Canadian curling package.

  44. Jahndoh30 says:

    My fan story:

    I’m a solitary sportswatcher. When it’s my favorite team I need to be alone. My wife and daughter know how I can get during a game, and I’ve gotten supremely good at moving on after a game is over when it doesn’t go my way. My wife will leave the house on Sundays sometimes and comeback later to find out how the fins did.

    I’m also superstitious. I don’t believe in superstitions mind you, but I practice them nonetheless.

    I’ve watched all but 1 game of this NBA post season at home, alone or with just my wife and daughter. Ever since the Warriors made the finals, those that know I’m a Warriors fan are coming out of the woodwork. They like me, and they’re bandwagoning the Warriors because they want to see one of my teams win a championship.

    Now the problem. Game 2 was watched with a friend and his son along with my family. We lost. Game 3 is tonight, my mother in law called my wife and asked if she can come over to watch the game since my father in law is out of town.

    I don’t know if my heart can take another overtime loss, and I don’t know if the Warriors can survive going down 2-1 in the series. Furthermore, I’m worried…that I will not be able to watch another Warriors game this season without intruders.

    Think good thoughts for me. I’m a complicated guy. I love my mother in law, but if the Warriors lose tonight, I’m going to have to put my foot down with everyone I know and tell them to stay the fuck away from my NBA finals watching experience. It could get ugly.


    • Tim Knight says:


    • naplesfan2010 says:

      I think that was plagiarized Jahn.
      i think I saw that on TV in the 70s. Does your mother in law look like Edith Bunker?

    • son of a son of a shula says:

      Tell your mother in law you’ve been throwing up all day and you think there is a virus in the house that she shouldn’t risk getting. Recommend strongly that she stay away.
      I hear you on the superstitious stuff man, I do a lot of it too. And I too like or would even prefer to watch alone. I hate when at the last minute someone wants to come by to watch the game. We usually lose those games and I hate it.

      • Tim Knight says:

        Tell her and anyone else who might want to come by that you have projectile diarrhea. That should clear the house of all living things. LOL

    • Jahn: When the Fins were in the ’84 Super Bowl my aunt and cousins showed up unexpectedly — my Dad swore they were the reason we lost…lol. You are not alone!! 🙂

  45. Tim Knight says:

    My guess is jetssuck is referring to OD’s Absolute Perfection series where he cites a lot of history and side stories. I can’t think of anything else that gets posted here that would fit the criteria of plagiarism. That and he has a beef with Shula where OD praises the man.

  46. naplesfan2010 says:

    One of you guys was telling about catching a foul ball. Is this you in this video?

  47. naplesfan2010 says:

    I am so intent on football games that I am probably not much fun to watch football with. I really study hard. I love it now that I have the ability to tape the games. i always record them and then watch like 5-10 minutes delay so I can replay all the stuff i would miss while blogging with you guys during the game.

    • Tim Knight says:

      I usually have to bail from here for awhile during games because the first bad thing that happens to us like we punted and the other team kicked a FG and we’re down 3-0, our season is down the drain rants begin. LOL

  48. finfanrob says:

    Tim Knight says:
    June 9, 2015 at 7:42 pm

    My guess is jetssuck is referring to OD’s Absolute Perfection series where he cites a lot of history and side stories

    how about this. no one really gives a fuck what the grumpmiester has to say about it.

    • Tim Knight says:

      In the big scheme of things I have no worries about plagiarism here. I was just commenting on the comments made about the comments. 🙂

  49. finfanrob says:

    naplesfan2010 says:
    June 9, 2015 at 7:37 pm

    btw ffr I think those girls in your avatar are plagiarizing Ricky’s jersey number.

    dammit naples. now i am going to have to change it to something less offensive. i was hoping no one would notice.

  50. Jahndoh30 says:

    LOL @ “projectile diarrhea”. Sounds serious.

    • Tim Knight says:

      I’d say so, but at least you could watch the game naked sitting on bucket in peace without people fucking with your team’s mojo. LOL

  51. finfanrob says:

    ok everybody know tobacco is bad for you right? great. now can we get rid of those fucking disgusting commercials.

    • Tim Knight says:

      Yeah that’s wrong in my opinion. Hi my name is Jared and my larynx exploded while I was pushing my granddaughter on a swing. WTF?!!!

  52. finfanrob says:


    i know, that was my point. who the hell cares if some one plagiarism or is proven a liar. not like it is going to change anything on here.

    it would be like you all finding out that i really pimp out my sister, i mean not like anyone can think any less of me as it is

  53. son of a son of a shula says:

    Tim, lol@projectile diarrhea and ewww

  54. finfanrob says:

    Tim Knight says:
    June 9, 2015 at 7:58 pm

    I usually have to bail from here for awhile during games because the first bad thing that happens to us like we punted and the other team kicked a FG and we’re down 3-0, our season is down the drain rants begin. LOL

    tim you are full of shit. i have never seen that happen here.

  55. finfanrob says:


    cause i like you and you are one of the good guys, i am going to do you a favor tonight


    (there you go, that ought to fix them)

  56. naplesfan2010 says:

  57. naplesfan2010 says:

    That is still not the pic i intended. Sorry Herd. If this is not it then I give up.

  58. naplesfan2010 says:

    I give up.

  59. getterdone says:

    Beach Butt Bongo?

  60. Mike E. says:

    My nephew was a projectile vomiter when he was a baby. It was a trip man, he could get you from about 3 feet out, like a 3 point shooter. lol

    • son of a son of a shula says:

      Give him one of those Hannibal Lechter masks

      • Mike E. says:

        He’s 28 now, although he did a pretty good vomiting in St. Lucia at my niece’s wedding (his sister’s). He drank a helluva lot though, for hours. I was surprised he was on his feet that long.

    • Tim Knight says:

      Goochy goochy gooo… ahhh.. ehehhee..ahahahha….. huuuuuuhhhhh…. alllahahaha… errahahaha!!!!

  61. steveccnv says:

    The Flying Pig says:

    June 9, 2015 at 1:02 pm

    Its kind of makes more sense for him not to start

    but most of our division rivals are going to run the ball a ton
    so he may be actually playing more than Mitchell

    That kind of makes no sense, if Phillips is the run tackle, don’t you think he should be playing on first down aka starting?

  62. finfanrob says:

    Mike E. says:
    June 9, 2015 at 8:39 pm

    My nephew was a projectile vomiter when he was a baby.

    you will appreciate this one. when my daughter was around 3 her and her mom had the flu. it was a friday night and i was playing on my bro in laws softball team. i told him they were sick and i couldnt make it, he said they only had 9 so if i didnt show up they forfeit. my wife said to go ahead and go as i would only be gone about an hour. right before i left my daughter got sick. so i got her all cleaned up and then go to put on my cleats and put my foot into a shoe full of vomit. i had to play an entire game as aka, foot vomit.

  63. Mike E. says:

    LMAO @ Rob! That’s great

  64. Mike E. says:

    Closing up shop- Catch ya later!

  65. finfanrob says:

    Mike E. says:
    June 9, 2015 at 9:03 pm

    Closing up shop- Catch ya later!

    alex, what are a brides marriage vows.

  66. wyoming85 says:

    3 hours ago

    you sound insecure about something?

    It’s possible!
    But not Probable!

  67. getterdone says:

    WOW, Congrats to SF Giants rookie hurler Chris Heston for throwing a NO NO against the Mutts!! 😀

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