Entrare Dolphins Fans Entrare. Are you eccitato about the Dolphins in 2015 like Mustachio? How can you not be? Mustachio svegliati at night thinking about the Dolphins in 2015. Actually…Mustachio can’t sleep sometimes.
Mustachio thinks to himself. What if the Dolphins lose games on field goals…
So today, Mustachio sets up a special appointment with Caleb Sturgis. Mustachio hopes his razor is more steady around Sturgis neck than Strugis leg has been in football games.
Oh…here he is…sedersi Sturgis…Mustachio make a seat for you. That is it , get confortevole in the chair. Let Mustachio just get his scissors…MERDA! Mustachio drops his scissors….Oh Caleb, imagine that…Its my big moment, Mustachio sit, Mustachio watch, Mustachio doesn’t get his hands dirty.
Then its Muatchio’s turn – AND MUSTACHIO DROP THE SCISSORS. Faniliare Strugis?
Why the face so triste Sturgis?
Now you worry Eh? Now you worry Mustachio not cut so good Eh? Don’t worry Caleb Sturgis…Mustachio cut well about 77.5% of the time.
But the rest of the time….eh no guarantees okay…
Ascolta Strugis…Mustachio is rooting for you. Musatchio thinks you are a nice kid. Mustachio knows you are still young. And Mustachio knows the pressione that kickers feel. But fuoco Caleb…If the Dolphins are poised to get double digit wins and a few missed field goals are the difference – then Musatchio omicidio a kicker!
Do not make Mustachio go to jail over the Dolphins Sturgis. Do not cause the Dolphins to miss the playoffs. Do a Buon Lavoro okay?
Mustachio cut your hair special today. Mustachio give you the Simple Jack.
When you hit 90% of your field goals, you come back, Mustachio give you a better cut.
Affanculo Sturgis, the future of the Dolphins may rest on your leg!