The Porcine Oddyssey #95: Lester Phone smasher

CheatriotsSmash FlyingPigClassic Howayah Football fans! Lestah Phonesmashah here.  You may have heard of me from my notawrious work smashing phones. LesterPhoneSmasherMaster

I got to say.

I hear all these Ideears ah-bout how Tawmy Brady is hiding something from the NFL because he smashed one little phone.

I say to that – GAHBIDGE!

There is nothing conspicuous about smashing a cell phone.

We Ahll do it!

It’s human naycha!

I smash all myin!  The NFL’s decision ain’t worth the Paypah its written on.

We can spend Ouwwahs talking about PSIs and science and stuff – but there is one thing we all have to know in owah hearts.

Smashing a phone is not evidence of anything.  Like I said its human naycha.

There are a lot of times some one might want to smash a phone.

I keep this list of the best times to smash a phone.  Check it out:


So you can see how normal it is to smash your cell phones.  I don’t know about you but I’m not ahbout to stawp. broken-iphone

But it goes deepah than that.  Take a look at this phone I destroyed.  Looks like just an Ahdinary broken phone to you right?

Its Nawht

Take a closah look.  When you break down the ordinary cell phone and pull out the chips.  You will find the work of the devil!  Isn’t that a pisser!


Ya see, all cell phones have these little evil microchips inside.

The microchips are all in satanic cults and they hate football.

Rogah Goodell makes these evil microchips to convince the public to hate football and Saint Tawmy Brady.

Why is Rogah Goodell out to get the Great Tawmy Brady after Tawmy built the NFL?  Because Rogah Goodell is from Brazil and he wants the US to be a soccer country.  We all know this is true right?  If you don’t love the Pats then you might of missed this fact – because you are blinded by your hate of Tawmy Brady.

Which is where cell phones come in and why it’s a good thing to smash one.  If you are not careful your satanic cell phone is going to make you watch a 1-1 tie every Sunday and then make you kick your grandma in the back. Cell phones ruin families too…

Most real football fans have been smashing their cell phones for years!

Still not convinced?  Check out how this autocorrect ruined my life!

Autocorrect Fail So you see, Saint Tawmy Brady was doing Gawd’s work.  He wasn’t hiding evidence.  Rogah Goodell is a retawded demon who wants you to watch FIFA.  Are you a FIFA homo or are you gonna come with me to Federal Court?

I rest my case!

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404 Responses to The Porcine Oddyssey #95: Lester Phone smasher

  1. Al in MIA says:

    5mTania Ganguli
    Source: Texans’ Foster may need groin surgery

  2. getterdone says:

    BoulderPhinfan says:
    August 4, 2015 at 2:27 pm
    that’s why I like him even more. He’s smart. 🙂

    Boulder, you’re kidding right???
    Not to get into politics (btw I know both parties are heavily corrupt), But how can you or anybody be a fan of what Obama has done/not done in his 6+ years? It’s mind boggling to me no matter what part affiliation you claim as an American citizen.

    • getterdone says:

      ^party affiliation^

    • BoulderPhinfan says:

      its mind boggling to me that someone would think Obama hasn’t done a great job in his 6 years. The economy is booming and people are a lot happier right now than when bush was in his 6th year. Remember that? 2 wars and the worst recession in history?

      I don’t want to get into politics either but I would be curious, someday, to find out why you think he’s done such a bad job.

    • Al in MIA says:

      lol, POTUS is like the QB in football. The root cause of the team’s success or failure.

  3. getterdone says:

    Offensive coordinator Bill Lazor on the offense’s evolution: “There’s a constant adaptation. We studied some of the teams in the league that are the best statistically at what they do and then you really try, you take the emotion of a weekly game plan out of it, you look at it and you really evaluate what do our players do best. And then I think being out here with Greg Jennings and Kenny Stills and Jordan Cameron, over time being with those guys, we’ll have to answer those same questions – what do they do best.”

  4. Al in MIA says:

    The Flying Pig says:
    August 4, 2015 at 2:23 pm

    My understanding is that Jay Ajayi was a pretty good at pass protection at Boise state

    Is he not doing so well in camp now
    That’s what happens when you go from blocking Mountain West defenders to NFL players I guess.

  5. stangerx says:

    A big welcome to the family to Lestah Phonesmashah…….why do I have the feeling we will see him before our games against the Pats?

    Love the way your mind works Pig.

  6. Al in MIA says:

    jetsssuck says:
    August 4, 2015 at 2:26 pm

    if I’m correct 1st amendment might come into affect also

    The first amendment speaks of restrictions on government action not private enterprise 🙂

    • stangerx says:

      That is true AL. First amend is only about the gov telling you what to say or not. Doesn’t stop you, me, or Omar from saying shut the F up.

  7. Al in MIA says:

    I’m just glad Andre Johnson won’t be there anymore #CantCauseAnymorePain

  8. getterdone says:

    USA Today thinks the division will be good enough to land three of the four franchises in the postseason, with the Buffalo Bills and Miami Dolphins claiming the two Wildcard berths behind the Patriots’ AFC East division title.

    The Patriots claim the top spot with an 11-5 record, though author Nate Davis does admit the rest of the division should not be far behind. The Bills take the second spot with a 10-6 record, thanks to additions like coach Rex Ryan, running back LeSean McCoy, and receiver Percy Harvin.

    The Dolphins come in third in the division, but claim the final playoff spot, with a 10-6 record as well. David explains the Dolphins projection:

    They won’t see a playoff team from last year until Week 8, and only two before December. Plenty of time for the Ryan Tannehill-led offense to crest and the Ndamukong Suh-led D to crystallize.
    The San Diego Chargers and Cincinnati Bengals just miss the Playoffs with 9-7 records.

    • Tim Knight says:

      I predict that USA Today is going to a company party, get drunk, have an orgy and have a lot of explaining to do on many fronts. See how easy that is to do? LOL

  9. Al in MIA says:

    jetsssuck says:
    August 4, 2015 at 2:35 pm

    how is the general public doing in NY today with the Mets going into 1st place last night. Is the scuttle but alive with Mets talk? How about the subway? Bars are packed with Mets fans cheering after every pitch or hit. …..
    I think you forgot about the Yankees (the more popular NYC team) but anyway a subway WS series talk is probably alive and well everywhere.

    • Tim Knight says:

      I’m just happy that they’re relevant right now. I’m not getting ahead of myself. There’s a lot of time for this to go into the shitter. LOL

  10. Brian in NY says:

    Lol @ Al! Johnson has killed us over the years!

  11. getterdone says:

    Omar Kelly ✔ @OmarKelly
    RT @c__305 how Jordan Phillips looking > He disappears more and more each and every day. He needs to be fresh to be good. He’s a NT
    I call BS on Omar. He’s the only one saying this…lol smh

    • Tim Knight says:

      Scout/Coach Omar to the rescue. LOL

    • Brian in NY says:

      He’s such an asshole. I really wish you guys would stop posting his tweets, just becasue he is an imbecile.

      • getterdone says:

        I try not to post his stuff much anymore, usually just pass it right over….but then some real stupid ones jump out at me & I can’t help myself sometimes…lol

        I’ll try to refrain even further Brian.

      • Brian in NY says:

        It’s a free country GDP- post as often as you wish! He just annoys me. I mostly try to skip but some I can’t help reading.

  12. Brian in NY says:

    My new jersey was shipped from Miami on Thursday. I checked the status today and it has made it all the way to Jacksonville. Should be here by week one!

  13. Rockphin says:


  14. getterdone says:

    Omar Kelly ✔ @OmarKelly
    Omar Kelly and Chris Perkins break down Day 5 of the Miami Dolphins’ training camp session
    for Brian….j/k BB 🙂

  15. Al in MIA says:


    This is the year the Fins finally match the defense and offenses which should produce 10-11 wins.
    The past two years the Fins went 8-8 but did so for different reasons.

    In 2013, the offense ranked 26 in points scored while the defense ranked 8th in points allowed.
    In 2014, the offense ranked 11th in points scored while the defense ranked 20th in pts allowed.

    I’ll admit the only significant change on offense YR/YR is the WR group.

    However, the incoming WR have plenty of NFL experience and the overall talent level of the group (regardless of aggregate experience) is up. Health concerns may be an issue but overall every team worries about that stuff as things happen unexpectedly even to healthy guys who have never been injured.

    That said, the offense at worst should be above average in the NFL (ahead of #15 ranking in points scored).

    Defensively, they made structural changes and brought in much needed help up front and also bring in quality secondary players which should reduce the chances of what happened last year later in the season.

    All said, we should see a big change in the point differential equation which was -18 in 2013 and only 15 last season.

  16. Rockphin says:

    Brian, “Your new jersey”? Are you like Stephen the mad Irishman from Braveheart? Aye, it’s my New Jersey! Ahrg

    • Brian in NY says:

      LMFAO! I love that character! I got a new Jarvis Landry jersey for me, and a Devante Parker jersey for my son.

  17. getterdone says:

    Quotes from Suh on Phillips, posted by MH:

    Ndamukong Suh, asked about having second-round pick Jordan Phillips come train with him this offseason: “I guess he told you he came out and worked out with me, which was true. At the end of the day, I just wanted to build a relationship with him. I mean you’re only as strong as your weakest link, not saying he’s out weakest link, but he’s our youngest guy, most inexperienced.

    “So we want to push him along and get him into the pace of where all of the other vets are and all of the other guys because he’s going to be expected to play. I expect for him at some point in time throughout the year, whether it’s the first game or the last game of the year or into the playoffs hopefully – that’s he contributing in his own particular way. The quicker I can push his process along like Kyle Vanden Bosch did for me, Corey Williams did for me, all of those guys in Detroit and all of those other veterans like Larry Fitzgerald, Amobi Okoye, just talking to me, texting to me, telling me what I should expect and what should I focus on. That’s where I feel that it’s my duty to do that for a younger guy.

    “He’s a good kid. Obviously, he’s quiet, very similar to me. I think at the end of the day he wants to become a very great player. I think in my opinion he just has to learn how to do that, but he’s got all of the talent to do it.”

  18. getterdone says:

    Al, good stuff. I’d like to see both our Offense & Defense end up Top 10-12 overall, and I think that is VERY realistic with the talent on this team.

    Like I’ve said before, this is go time for Philbin & his staff…they got their type of guys now.
    #No Mo Excuses!

  19. Tim Knight says:

    Brian hates it but he can’t stay away from the blue ice. LOL

  20. Rockphin says:

    The good lord thinks he can get me out of this……but you’re fucked…

  21. Al in MIA says:

    LOL about Omar. You see where he posted yesterday on Twitter “don’t forget who told you about Greg Jennings first”. I responded with “The Green Bay Packers?”

    • getterdone says:

      LOL, right…Greg Jennings play has told us first about how good he can be. Then Philbin told Dohmar 😉

    • dbolt48 says:

      The same guy who said Jennings wouldn’t land in Miami? The same guy who, during Greg’s April fools prank, made it out like he had big inside info that it was about to happen that night???? That guy told us what about Jennings 1st😂😂😂

  22. getterdone says:

    Browns coach Mike Pettine hints the team will have “special plays” for Terrelle Pryor this season.
    Talking about a trick play Pryor was a part of in Tuesday’s practice, Pettine said “special plays” will be a weekly occurrence for the Browns this season. “I’m just a firm believer in always having that option,” Pettine said. “If you get into a game where there’s a lull on both sides offensively, you need something to break it open. Having a guy like Terrelle certainly gives us that ability.” We’re not even a week into camp, but it’s become increasingly clear that Pryor is not only to going to make the 53-man roster, but have a real role on offense.
    I really like Pettine’s thoughts on using a trick play ^ or something big to break up a lull in a game.

  23. BoulderPhinfan says:

    I need to pick up some miller high life on the way home. LOL

    • getterdone says:

      That was our beer of choice as kids turning 18, but after several years of pounding them, we all began to dub it the headache beer. We then switched to Budweiser at the time and the headaches went away.

    • getterdone says:

      BTW, beer has formaldehyde in it, so now wonder that High Life swilling 110yo octogenarian is still preserved…lol 😀

  24. Tim Knight says:

    Brian, if Devante Parker’s foot ends up being donated to science before the season starts we’ll be looking at you. LOL

  25. Mike E. says:

    Take 2 Buds and call me in the morning . . . lol

  26. Tim Knight says:

    FFR’s reaction to Omar tweets and comments.

  27. getterdone says:

    Quotes from our WR coach O’Keefe:

    So is DeVante Parker good enough and knowledgeable enough about Miami’s offense to play and contribute in the opener if he doesn’t play in preseason?

    “This is the NFL; there is going to be a learning curve no matter what,” receivers coach Ken O’Keefe told me today. “He’ll have to shake some rust off. But he’s here to play.

    “We are doing everything we can to make sure he’s ready to go when we’re given the word it’s time. He’s doing a great job for a young guy staying engaged from a mental standpoint. Physically he’s doing what’s being asked of him according to the rules. I’m not concerned about it. I think he’ll be in good shape.”

    Kenny Stills, meanwhile, has missed two consecutive practices with a calf injury. But O’Keefe likes what he has seen: “Kenny runs out of his routes well. He has the speed you look for down the field.”

    The Dolphins could keep six receivers to start the season – one more that usual — if Parker needs more time. Michael Preston, Matt Hazel and LaRon Byrd have all had some good moments in camp and would be top candidates if Miami keeps a sixth. Byrd left Tuesday’s practice with what appeared to be a leg or hip issue.

    “All those guys are climbing a little bit,” O’Keefe said. “Hazel has improved every day. Preston has made a lot of plays from OTA, minicamp right to now. We need all of them to keep pushing.”

  28. wyoming85 says:

    Miami Dolphins ‏@MiamiDolphins 4m4 minutes ago
    “You’ve got to continue to move forward and be great.”


  29. wyoming85 says:

    Sorry to keep interrupting your Patriots & Mets arguments with Dolphin news?

    DEAL 😉

  30. Rockphin says:

    why is it that when I first refresh the page all the fonts are crisp and clean looking and then after a moment they change to this “type writer” looking font. (like the ink on the ribbon of the type writer has been re-wound and re-used) It is much easier to read the first few seconds after refreshing the page. then it get’s broken looking again….

  31. Tim Knight says:

    GD, that emoticon reminds me of Slater.

  32. Rockphin says:

    “You’ve got to continue to move forward and be great.”

    Well I have to admit that sounds better than “Fail forward fast” or what ever Cam’s line was. (it was awful what ever it was)

  33. getterdone says:’s Ian Rapoport reports Arian Foster (groin surgery) will “almost certainly” begin the year on injured reserve/designated to return.
    Rapsheet labels Foster’s injury “major,” while the Houston Chronicle has deemed it “severe.” I.R./return dictates that players miss at least the first eight weeks of the season. With Houston on bye for Week 9, Foster wouldn’t be eligible to make his debut until Week 10.
    Uhh, can we get anything for Gillislee? 😉

  34. Rockphin says:

    Brian, I believe you sat behind me at the Fest game last year?

    was my voice at all whiny? STAND THE FUCK UP!

    You should hear “SPLINTERED BOARD” in that voice….

  35. Rockphin says:

    Gay ass Met’s fans up the board taking swings at me? really? MET’s FANS? SHM gay asses.

  36. Rockphin says:

    NYYULSS (New York Yankees ugly little step sister)

  37. Rockphin says:


  38. Tim Knight says:

    Rock, I don’t think anyone here is attacking you personally. Just typical ball busting.

  39. Al in MIA says:

    LOL @ KermittheFrog & @RealMissPiggy tweets today

  40. Al in MIA says:

    I’m getting the same front switch which is just symptomatic of a slow loading server.

    • Rockphin says:

      Hmmmmm, it is very strange. It is happening on my Ipad too. I can’t really tell on my phone because the font is so small to begin with.

  41. Rockphin says:

    My apologies to you Met’s fans…..

  42. finfanrob says:

    Brian in NY says:
    August 4, 2015 at 3:09 pm

    He’s such an asshole. I really wish you guys would stop posting his tweets, just becasue he is an imbecile.

    lol, oh you done did it now. it’s cool now you can suffer the wrath of timmie. but its ok once you get over him and his buddies in tights he tim isnt so bad.

  43. Rockphin says:

    Ok, enough. LOL

    Go ahead and talk freely about your Mets. (Metropolitans?) I will stop “whining” about it.

  44. finfanrob says:

    Rockphin says:
    August 4, 2015 at 4:32 pm

    My apologies to you Met’s fans…..

    rock, if you want to apologize to mets fan you need to take a number. they are now serving number 17,458,561

  45. finfanrob says:

    Rockphin says:
    August 4, 2015 at 4:34 pm

    Ok, enough. LOL

    Go ahead and talk freely about your Mets. (Metropolitans?) I will stop “whining” about it.

    you really should. i mean they only have another 2 or 3 weeks till the mets face plant and lost 18 our of 20 games or something like that

  46. Mike E. says:

    Just realize the Mets won a World Series more recently than the Dolphins have won a Superbowl.

  47. Mike E. says:

    Maybe this will be the year that both teams win. That would be crazy!

  48. finfanrob says:

    Mike E. says:
    August 4, 2015 at 5:21 pm

    Yeah, the Buccaneers too, not two, but one

    wow, i took one or two cheap shots at your mets but i didnt stoop that low. i always liked you but that is just way way cold.

  49. Mike E. says:

    That was pretty low Rob, sorry bud

  50. steveccnv says:

    Dolphins Ndamukong Suh defers judgment on starting guards (with VIDEO)

    I didn’t listen to the video, but it’s a good point, I’d let Suh have a say in who the starting RG should be.

  51. steveccnv says:

    I’ve been opposed to getting Mathis, because I thought between Turner, Linkenbach, Thomas, and Douglas we could find 2 starting guards, and it will hurt our cap next yr. I’m getting tired of our guards getting blown up every day in practice, RG doesn’t bother me as much as LG, because of Suh. If we go into one more season with an Oline as bad as it’s been…

    Time to get Mathis now!

  52. Mike E. says:


    I think that with all the moves we’ve made this season, with what seems like a clear effort to get us over the hump, if they really think that our guys can’t cut it, we’ll sign Mathis. I just don’t think they know that yet.

    • D says:

      Reports so far have been hat LG competition has been pretty good, Thomas and Douglas both are looking pretty good. Biggest concern has been RG, hell they even brought Thomas over to RG on some first team reps the other days, so a little vote of confidence in him, though i really really hope they dont fuck around with moving him there again and just let him have his chance at LG. Mathis to me is very unilkely to be signed unless he comes off his price tag. I think concern with RG plays a little into some desire to sign him, but they do and should be sure there is no hope for our guys before they pay him what he is asking for.

  53. Mike E. says:

    Suh-i-side. lol

    • wyoming85 says:


      Best one yet!

    • Tim Knight says:

      Good one!

      That reminds me of a funny story. Back when we were in our late teens we went to Seaside. On the way back a friend of ours old smelly shoes were in the car we were driving in so as we drove we threw them out the window and called it shoe-i-side. LOL

  54. getterdone says:

    Adam Beasley @AdamHBeasley
    Lazor on the playbook: “It has been changed. … When you don’t grow, you end up dying off at some point.”

    • Tim Knight says:

      I would expect nothing less. It was Lazor’s first season as an NFL OC and he had to get his feet wet and learn our personnel, and then yet again this year with the changes in personnel, especially at WR and TE with Cameron. Different skill sets.

    • steveccnv says:

      Always Be Changing. is the number 1 rule of business, if you’re not changing you’re hurting the business.

  55. Tim Knight says:

    LOL @ Mike, I thought the same thing as I typed that.

  56. getterdone says:

    Lazor’s offense scored 388 points in 2014, the most since 1995. Still, Philbin wants more. His goal is again 400, which would average to 25 per game.

    How does Lazor plan to get there? By continuing to reinvent.

    “It has changed,” Lazor said of the playbook. “I can’t give you the percentage, but when you don’t grow, you end up dying off at some point. … There’s a constant adaptation. We study some of the teams in the league that are the best statistically at what they do and you take the emotion of the weekly game plan out of it, you really look at it and you really evaluate what do our players do best?”

    When discussing the pace of the offense, Lazor said: “We’re going to go as fast as Ryan Tannehill and Mike Pouncey can go. The other guys got to keep up.”

    Read more here:

    • Tim Knight says:

      Lazor seems like a smart guy with a good coaching career ahead of him. Though we want to win right now, let’s be realistic about our circumstances. We’re not going to be a juggernaut offense after 5 days of TC practices with all the personnel changes on the OL and at some of the skill positions. Let’s at least see it after 3 PS games.

  57. Mike E. says:

    I actually think you have to wait until the regular season. Rarely do teams show everything in the PS. I just hope whatever we start with is good enough to get us some wins.

    • getterdone says:

      We need to get out of the gates by beating two lesser opponents early in week 1 – 2 Redskins then Jaguars, both on road..

      By game 3 we need to be coming together well for 2 division opponents in Miami vs. the Bills & in London vs. Jets

      Then the Titans on the road & Texans in Miami…..before going to NE.

      There’s a strong chance if our OL plays well, that we could actually start 6-0 or 5-1 before we face the Pats on the road.

      Go Phins!

      • Mike E. says:

        That would be awesome. I really want to finish strong, but a fast start would be good too.

  58. jetsssuck says:

    Al in MIA says:
    August 4, 2015 at 2:50 pm

    jetsssuck says:
    August 4, 2015 at 2:26 pm

    if I’m correct 1st amendment might come into affect also

    The first amendment speaks of restrictions on government action not private enterprise 🙂

    stangerx says:
    August 4, 2015 at 2:58 pm

    That is true AL. First amend is only about the gov telling you what to say or not. Doesn’t stop you, me, or Omar from saying shut the F up.
    first amend-
    Freedom of association is the right to join or leave groups of a person’s own choosing, and for the group to take collective action to pursue the interests of members.[1] It is both an individual right and a collective right, guaranteed by all modern and democratic legal systems, including the United States Bill of Rights, article 11 of the European Convention on Human Rights and the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms, and international law, including articles 20 and 23 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, and Conventions 87 and 98 of the International Labor Organization.

    Freedom of association is primarily manifested through the right to join a trade union, free speech or debating societies, political parties, or any other club or association such as religious groups, fraternities, or sport clubs. It is closely linked with the freedom of assembly, particularly under the US Bill of Rights. More specifically the freedom of assembly is understood in a political context, although depending on the source (constitution, human rights instrument, etc.) the right to freedom of association may be understood to include the right to freedom of assembly.

    • The Flying Pig says:

      Generally this prohibits the government from suppressing unions
      But not the private sector

      However most labor laws that apply to the private sector rely on the 1st amendment as their backbone

      It’s been a whole since I studied this stuff in law school
      But in this case you are both right as a practical matter

      However I don’t expect a private entity to be sued in federal court over a violation of the 1st amendment
      However they might end up in fed court for violating federal labor lAws which exist in a large part bc of the 1st amendment

      So this issue is not so straightforward

  59. Tim Knight says:

    jetssuck, you seem to be on a different plain than everyone else. You don’t seem to have much desire to discuss the current Dolphins team. We all throw in a little something else for humor at times but you seem to want to keep it somewhere else.

    Mixing civil rights and sports seems to be a bit out there. What’s your quest if I may be so bold?

  60. steveccnv says:

    Pig, you need to go down to 30 Rockefeller Center and offer your services to SNL.

  61. The Flying Pig says:

    Are they hiring attorneys

  62. finfanrob says:

    getterdone says:
    August 4, 2015 at 8:17 pm

    FFR after reading Omar tweets on the blog or Rockphin reading posts on baseball?

    nope, not even close. maybe to some extent you fuckers reacting to omar like you are a bunch of sixth graders. but it isnt my head i am banging against something.

  63. finfanrob says:

    Mike E. says:
    August 4, 2015 at 5:40 pm

    That was pretty low Rob, sorry bud

    lol, thanks. apology accepted. here lets shake on it.

  64. steveccnv says:

    We made more red-zone trips than any team in the NFL in 2014, but our redzone TD % wasn’t good enough, RT was the best at moving the ball between the 20s, blah, blah, blah…

    Our O, RT, needs to make 1st downs with a lead in the 4th, and needs to score when behind in the 4th when behind, the other stats while meaningful, aren’t quite as important.

  65. getterdone says:
  66. Tim Knight says:

    I actually think Jennings is going to be a huge part of our season. Maybe not dominant statistically like he once was, but as a mentor for the young WRs and productive for the team.

    • steveccnv says:

      I expect them to be dominant as a unit, it doesn’t matter who does what, but yeah I’m with you on Jennings.

      When Jennings was in GB, in his early yrs, the guy I was playing in FF had him. I was giving him shit about his team, and he said you don’t like Jennings? I didn’t even know who he was, but I found out that Monday Night and have been a huge fan ever since.

  67. steveccnv says:

    Walker says Terrence F-A-D-EE is making strides. What an idiot, how does he keep his job, he does a video on a player and he can’t even pronounce his name. Way to go the extra mile Walker. We all know his name rhymes with Today, Fuday.

  68. steveccnv says:

    James Walker ‏@JamesWalkerNFL · 9h9 hours ago
    NFL Nation TV wonders if there is a trickle-down effect from Russell Wilson’s deal

    Fuck, every time a QB resigns they write the same shit. Of course it will.

  69. Ken says:

    I hate to correct you but the 1st amendment has nothing to do with the Patriots situation. The 1st amendment applies to governmental interference with the right to free speech and assembly. There is no such interference in the matter between Brady and the league. Nor does the 4th amendment apply because we are not talking about a government seizure of property. Nor was there any seizure of property. Rather what happened is a common cause of action that occurs in private matters called spoliation of evidence where a party destroys items of evidentiary significance in a dispute between 2 parties.
    You have been corrected.

    • Try Pod says:

      I never understood why people always try to apply the constitution to these things. I’m not the smartest guy, but I was always aware the protections given were for the people from their government.

      • Ken says:

        It really is pretty straight forward but people confuse these issues all the time. Just because they government can’t interfere with your right to speak freely doesn’t mean your employer can’t.

      • Try Pod says:

        Right. The other thing some don’t get is that you still have consequences associated with your actions, as if there is nothing that can happen because you chose a course. I think you’re protected from reprisals, but not consequences- as I understand it.

    • The Flying Pig says:

      The first amendment does protect the right to organize
      but that does not agree to the private sector
      The NLRA and most the labor laws the NLRB enforces adopts simiiiar language to the 1st amendment and those labor laws do apply to the private sector

      Walmart, for example has been sued (or complained to the NLRB) many times base don allegation that they attempted to surpress employees in their stores from joining unions or organizing

      I know its not the same thing as a 1st amendment violation
      but you can see, that sometimes the lines may appear blurred

      In many ways, when it comes to unions, the private sector and the public sector have to treat unions the same way

      I have no idea whether any of this is relevant to what started this discussion…lol

      • The Flying Pig says:

        “apply”not agree

      • Ken says:

        It’s only relevant because Jetssucks is trying to be a provocateur by using buzz words such as the 1st and 4th amendment to support his pro Patriots agenda that really has nothing to do with the situation at all.

  70. steveccnv says:

    I keep hearing good things about RB LaMichael James, it would be nice, if he was our kickoff returner.

    • getterdone says:

      Him or Bobby McCain who did well as a returner in college…

      • The Flying Pig says:

        and bobby mccain plays the harmonica

        dooo dooo dooooooooooooo

      • steveccnv says:

        I just meant I really don’t want Landry returning kicks, but I do want a guy that can contribute on O or D, not a specialist. I think James can be valuable near the goal line and on 3rd down, as can Damien, just another weapon. I think Gillislee may be gone.

  71. finfanrob says:

    lol, just love you guys missing the whole agenda of a jets hater.

  72. Ken says:

    I agree with Tim. I think Jennings is in for a big year both statistically and as a mentor.

  73. getterdone says:

    Jennings has very quick hands to the ball, I like how he catches it away from his body.
    He’s the solid vet presence this unit needed and he comes with a ring to talk about.

  74. getterdone says:
    • steveccnv says:

      They said Suh has great core strength, that’s why he’s able to do what he does. I’d like to see him teach others on the team how to strengthen their core.

  75. D says:

    Steve, it is Always Be Closing….

    • steveccnv says:

      That’s the ABC acronym, but you also need to have constant change. When I was in business with my dad he taught me that. He should’ve taken his own advice and expanded as much as he could when business was booming. Right before I left the Calif. business there was a young Asian man in his 20s that we bought supplies from, that didn’t even know that industry existed a few yrs before, that retired a wealthy man, because he had the balls to go for it big time.

  76. Tim Knight says:

    What did I say about about the Mets scoring 3-5+ runs instead of 0-2.

    5 runs instead of 3-2 losses changes everything. Every team has those type of 2-1 games. But you can’t survive that every game.

    This team’s pitching will win most 5-3 games. Now the lineup is catching up.

  77. wyoming85 says:

    Bang My Head was for the whole conversation!!!!!!!!!!!
    Not the outcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Who gives a Rats Fornicating Anus what tommy girl and the Cheets have done in the past?
    They didn’t have to face Suh twice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Just Sayin!

  78. getterdone says:

    Tripp looking comfortable.

  79. wyoming85 says:

    Miami Dolphins ‏@MiamiDolphins · 54m54 minutes ago

  80. wyoming85 says:

    Greg Likens ‏@GregLikens · 33m33 minutes ago
    My 3 observations from today’s #Dolphins practice:

  81. Rhino says:

    Oakland A’s trade relief pitcher O’Flaherty to Mets for ptbnl (You guys now got our 7th and 8th inning setup guys…)

    • Rhino says:

      he’s a loony now. good numbers vs lefties, horrible vs righties. Mets serious about “fine details” to trade for a guy to come in vs ONE lefty in crucial situations. A’s blog says Clippard vouched for him!

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