Mustachio Cuts, Player Profile: Brice McCain


Ahhh…look who is back!  All my Dolfan amici!  Mustachio welcomes you! Oggi Mustachio has something very special for you.  A McCain!


Lo so, you say to yourself:  Which McCain, the Dolphins drafted or signed every McCain who plays football.  In fact, the Dolphins have every McCain on the Terra on their roster right now.

No, not that McCain!


Ma every other McCain.  Oggi I don’t have Chris McCain or Good Ole Bobby McCain.  Oggi, Mustachio has Brice McCain for you!

Mustachio knows you didn’t pay much attenzione to is signing this offseason.  How could you when you were so eccitato about Suh signing with the Dolphins.  But the McCain signing was a molto eccellente signing!


Mustachio thinks Brice McCain might make a push to start opposite Brent Grimes.  Starting is nothing nuovo for Signore McCain.

He started 9 games for the Steelers in 2014.  He managed to grab 3 interceptions in 2014 and he even returned one for a touchdown! Bravo Signore McCain!

And now people are saying that McCain is having a very good training camp.  Armando Salguero says that the battle between Jarvis Landry and McCain has been migliore battle in camp.


Even though Succo is getting the best of McCain with manos a colla, McCain is making the catches Succo is making as difficult as they can be.  And ogni volta when McCain makes a play, usually covering some one other than Landry,  he turns the crowd and Dizionario “Bravo Bravo”  And the crown amare him very much!

Naturalente Brice McCain is now Mustachio’s favorite Dolphin.  Mustachio going to give him a special beard.  You tell me…You like?


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270 Responses to Mustachio Cuts, Player Profile: Brice McCain

  1. finfanrob says:

    getterdone says:
    August 3, 2015 at 6:14 pm

    Ok, so how much to tell us how to keep Ken in the basement?

    yeah right, like i would sell that secret at any price

  2. CavalierKong says:

    LMAO @ 8-8 sex

  3. BoulderPhinfan says:

    I doubt the NFL would give the phins the title if philbin had to do that.

    My point is the pats are getting a championship. So their cheating must have not been a big enough deal to take away their trophy. In the eyes of the NFL and the world they are the champions whether we like it or not. So there are levels of cheating.

    • Try Pod says:

      I gotta disagree. Under the situation as it’s been described, the patriots are Barry bonds- no one considers him the home run champ.

    • Tim Knight says:

      That’s true but to me they’re a tainted team and I don’t respect them like other championship teams. So to me they’re faux champions. I want to beat them and win fair and square.

  4. Mike E. says:


    I’d rather not win if I have to cheat to win. That’s just how I feel. I know some people who feel otherwise, and that’s fine too.

    • Tim Knight says:

      To me it goes against what sport is all about. Look at Lance Armstrong. He’s no longer respected as a great champion and is now known for being a cheater a douche.

  5. Jahndoh30 says:

    8-8 sex, championship sex..what is this an issue of Cosmopolitan? Sex is like Pizza. Even when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good.

  6. Tim Knight says:

    Jahn gives new meaning to stuffed crust. LOL

  7. getterdone says:

    First-year 49ers OC Geep Chryst says he does not want “tightly defined roles” in San Francisco’s backfield this season.
    Chryst also said he has “no idea” how the depth chart will shake out. “That’s what we need camp to find out.” Carlos Hyde remains the front-runner for early-down work, while Reggie Bush should be the top option in passing situations. Kendall Hunter and rookie Mike Davis are also vying for tailback snaps.
    WOW, what a lineup of RB’s to work with.

  8. getterdone says:

    Philbin on Sunday’s practice in pads.

  9. finfanrob says:

    BoulderPhinfan says:
    August 3, 2015 at 6:27 pm

    as long as they get a ring who cares. Brady has 4 rings and 6 super bowl appearances the last 12 years. What do we have?

    cheating to win shows you dont have the ability to win without breaking the rules

    and ok, fine we all get it, you will cheat to win. thats fine if that is who you are. just most on here have said they wont cheat to win. i prefer that, to not cheat to win.

    i will just remember to not play cards with you. lol

  10. getterdone says:

    James Walker ✔ @JamesWalkerNFL
    It’s early but @T_Fede is getting to a point where second-teamers can’t block him. That’s a sign Fede is ready to make a jump.
    Heck yeah! Screw Dion Jordan!

  11. wyoming85 says:

    The Finsiders ‏@TheFinsiders 2h2 hours ago
    Now, we get a Rookie Report and speak with guard @JamilDouglas75! On @SunSportsFOXFL &

  12. wyoming85 says:

    Miami Dolphins ‏@MiamiDolphins 4m4 minutes ago
    “I want to do it all.”


  13. olddolphan says:

    HEY MIKE E; Miami announcer says “Colon already has a 3-run cushion here in the second inning.” Was he referring to the home run or to Colon’s massive gut??
    Guess he was referring to the homer. Colon’s got something closer to a “9 run cushion” around his belly!” IN FACT, Mets may win this game by 9 runs!

  14. Rockphin says:


  15. drg says:

    Nice job Pig, Mustachio has great taste in players. I think McCain has spent more time on the boundary than the slot throughout his career, but he is really quick so the slot may be a good spot for him. Haven’t watched him too closely since his Utah days, but he was more effective playing off the ball and using his speed and breaking ability.

    • The Flying Pig says:

      Thanks DRG

      Nice to see you here
      I encourage you to come tomorrow for some Brady bashing
      I have a special Oddyssey set to go

  16. BoulderPhinfan says:

    ffr and everyone else,

    I would rather win without cheating as well. And I bet every pats fan would rather not have the asterisks next to their championships. But I have yet to meet a pats fan (and I know a lot of them) that wasn’t ecstatic about the way their team has played the last 12 years. And I bet if brady and belicheat were on the phins, and we’d won all those titles, we’d feel the same way. Anything else is hypocritical. People are people.

    • The Flying Pig says:

      I don’t think you are wrong

      But I feel like there is this idea that winning makes everything okay
      And it doesn’t
      Take something less obvious then the cheats
      What about a player like Michael Vick
      Pretend he is going to have his best year (his first year in Philly)
      Pretend that you signing him would make the dolphins a playoff team
      Would you do it?

      The patriots can’t take back how badly they tarnished the game

      It’s one thing to celebrate winning, especially if it’s your team
      It’s another to resort to cheating to win
      Most patriots fans don’t believe. The patriots cheated
      They are celebrating but they are in denial about it
      And they don’t want to know the truth

      If the patriots win the Super Bowl next years (legally) are they less cheaters ?
      Cheating stands alone as a smear to the game

      Winning doesn’t affect it
      The reason most patriots fans are so proud is bc at the time it was occurring they weren’t aware of it, and after they found, they rationalized why it didn’t happen

      But if you had the chance to cheat or to lose, you might pick losing
      I think a lot if people might chose to lose rather than win the wrong way

      • dbolt48 says:

        It’s not the denial, but rather the everyone else is doing it response, but we unfairly got caught because the NFL has it out for us. Fucking North East Douche Bags!!!! 90% of these Patriots cock sucker fans couldn’t name a single guy from the roster who wasn’t mentioned in sports center. Fucking dip shitted retards!

      • BoulderPhinfan says:

        I think it probably is denial. But I don’t agree that fans are different. They are dolphin fans everywhere and there are patriot fans everywhere. I’ve been to miami once in my life but I’ve been a dolphins fan my whole life. It’s human nature.

  17. The Flying Pig says:

    Was that sex 8 times
    Or 8 inches
    I’m struggling with the analogy

  18. steveccnv says:

    Aight, got tickets for the San Diego game.

  19. steveccnv says:

    Who do we want the starting LBs to be? Jenkins, Misi, and McCain or Jenkins, Sheppard, and Misi? What about Tripp, does he have a shot to start?

    • dbolt48 says:

      Tripp will take someone’s starting spot this year. Smart money is on Misi. Get it because of injury, but keep it because of play. I think McCain gets moved to DE full time.

  20. olddolphan says:

    BOULDER: Could not POSSIBLY DISAGREE with you more than on your suggestion that most/all Dolfans would LOVE to win Super Bowls, even if it meant obvious cheating was necessary to win them. FANS ARE FANS? NO! FANS ARE DIFFERENT!! AND SO ARE COACHES AND ORGANIZATIONS!! When offered a playbook of a team they were about to play, Shula declined, telling an assistant coach to “Return the playbook.” Give me championships won fair & square, or give me NO CHAMPIONSHIPS AT ALL!!
    Do NOT assume the faults of Patriots fans are shared by all (or even MOST) fans of all teams. When Dolphin players of yesteryear have behaved badly, I have ripped them mercilessly, even IF they were all-star performers. I find bad behavior and BLATANT CHEATING to be HIGHLY OFFENSIVE. and I won’t excuse certain college teams or certain pro teams who knowingly employ those tactics on a large scale. NOW I KNOW my moral compass does not point in the same direction as everybody’s. But it’s MY MORAL COMPASS and I will NEVER SANCTION THE LIKES OF BELICHEAT, ROBERT KRAP or TOM-BOY BRADY who make a mockery of football and society’s rules of moral behavior. To me, they are cheaters, plain and simple. The only HALL they belong in is the Hall of SHAME!!

    • BoulderPhinfan says:

      Let me ask you this. If you now found out that one of the ball people deflated the footballs during the undefeated season. Would you think differently about the phins and what they accomplished?

  21. olddolphan says:

    ON A HAPPIER NOTE, one team that won back-to-back Super Bowls and was NEVER accused of cheating during those two seasons was our beloved ’72-’73 Miami Dolphins. –Tomorrow, on this site, our boys will try to shut out the winners of Super Bowl V, the Baltimore Colts, for the FOURTH CONSECUTIVE TIME!!! CAN THEY DO IT??? The Old Dolfan will take you back to the historic Orange Bowl for the next installment of “FOLLOWING PERFECTION!” –Hope you all enjoy it!

    • olddolphan says:

      DBOLT: I’d LOVE to have you seated near me when Miami hosts “the CHEATS” the last game of the regular season!! – – HOPE you can make it!!

  22. olddolphan says:

    AT 7:42 I said “the Mets might win this game by 9 runs!” WRONG!!! Mets winning 12-0, and it’s ONLY the 7th inning! –ENJOY, Mike E., ENJOY!! –Your boys will soon be all alone in first place!

  23. BoulderPhinfan says:

    from above.

    I think it probably is denial. But I don’t agree that fans are different. There are dolphin fans everywhere and there are patriot fans everywhere. I’ve been to miami once in my life but I’ve been a dolphins fan my whole life. Why? because of dan marino.

    It’s human nature to root for your team good or bad and kinda look the other way regarding the bad. Parents always think their kids are innocent. That’s how I look at it.

  24. wyoming85 says:

    TEAM players

    Miami Dolphins ‏@MiamiDolphins · 1h1 hour ago
    “Wherever they need me to play, I’ll play. ”


  25. steveccnv says:

    dbolt48 says:

    August 3, 2015 at 9:10 pm

    Tripp will take someone’s starting spot this year. Smart money is on Misi. Get it because of injury, but keep it because of play. I think McCain gets moved to DE full time.
    I wonder if the Sheppard at MLB is, because they do want McCain at DE. I don’t see why he should play OLB when he can’t cover.

  26. wyoming85 says:

    Ed Werder ‏@Edwerderespn · 3h3 hours ago
    Former #Jaguars WR Ace Sanders 10-game suspension for second violation of #NFL drug policy. Suspended 4 games last year as well

  27. wyoming85 says:

    steveccnv says:

    August 3, 2015 at 10:13 pm
    Neither can cover, at least that’s what I’ve heard, so do you take Sheppard out for the nickel?

    No he doesn’t get in because he can’t cover!

  28. The Flying Pig says:

    Everyone get ready for a Brady bashing Oddyssey tomorrow


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