Dear Dolfans,
I’m sorry…
I know I haven’t been around much. I’m sorry for abandoning you.
You didn’t deserve this…
You see, I was crushed.
When I was a young little football I enjoyed the fruits of Marino to Clayton and Marino to Duper: 20, 30, 40 and 50 yard completions.
I thought it would last forever.
But all good things must come to an end
After 1999 I had a really tough time. No more Marino. It was like I didn’t exist anymore.
I started drinking a lot. Anything to ease the pain. I didn’t want Dolfans to see me anymore.
Sure I made some appearances with Jay Fiedler. But from Fiedler to Marino…well…its just not the same…I’m sure you noticed. And things only got worse.
In 2007 it didn’t seem like things could get any worse. I hit and all time low.
Thankfully Chad Pennington helped me pull out of my funk.
The Dolphins were winning again. They were in the playoffs.
Unfortunately I still had a drinking problem. So every time you saw me I looked like a dying duck
When the Dolfans switched to the strong arm Chad Henne, I thought all my problems were solved.
It was going to be Henne to Ginn deep. No one would stop it.
But Ginn had an affair with the sideline and Henne only had eyes for the check down.
So I abandoned you.
I know you thought I would come back when the Dolphins spent big money on Mike Wallace.
But I wasn’t ready and I stood you up.
But things are different now .
During Sunday’s practice, Ryan Tannehill hit Lamar Miller for 35 yards. I know, I know, that’s a running back. So next there was a 40 yard pass to Rishard Matthews. Followed by another 40 yard pass to Jarvis Landry. And then another deep one to Matthews.
I’m back. I’m sorry I left you Dolfans. Will you forgive me? Will you have me back?
Yours Truly,
The Deep Ball
Finsmob Unleashed 
Tim Knight says:
August 11, 2015 at 8:29 pm
ONJ is 66, man. Geez!
ok, she is. and i like most used to think she was absolutely beautiful. but she is the one who decided to have work done, i cant help it if now she looks like a wax figure. as for her daughter, well the plastic is there for all to see.
Well part of the work done was having her breast cancer removed.
Tim Knight says:
August 11, 2015 at 8:00 pm
I just had to bury two little baby squirrels that either got knocked
right, i call bs, like any of us believe you have any type of shrubs or trees around you
this is the south florida I grew up with. I don’t recall 1 or 2. R Donuts was a topless donuts restaurant Me and my buddies use to visit it before hitting the ft.laud strip
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/sfl-then-and-now-places-080515-photogallery.html
This is the guy Geno Smith pissed off
Oops
I just hope wake or Suh do that to Brady this year
Worth the penalty
manitobafinfan says:
August 11, 2015 at 8:45 pm
Well part of the work done was having her breast cancer removed.
i know that. and i am not a doctor but i did stay next door to a holiday inn express once………………………but pretty sure having your face re-arranged isnt part of breast surgery
Unless it’s done by motorboating
True i did enlarge on the phone and yeah the work is not looking good
The Flying Pig says:
August 11, 2015 at 8:35 pm
Stupid flag!
no it wasnt. if wake was the player everyone says he is. he would have been able to just freeze in mid air long enough to avoid the hit.
I keep watching the video and it looks like a clean hit to me
Wakes head is down
But his shoulder is making contact with Smith, wake isn’t hitting smith with his helmet
Looked okay to me too i did not see said flag. Then again i may be biased.
toba
it is like courteney cox. she was beautiful on friends. now it looks like she is trying out for a role playing the amazing wax woman.
Hatrd that shiw. Was she the one on Cougar Town? Not that it was any better…..
Hated that show. And typing on iPhones
that looks like the old west palm beach auditorium
Only saw 1 concert there. Ted Nugent.
then hitch hiked home. Partied with the dudes and got home about 9:00 the next morning
The other has got to be the sport hole
Fernando broke through the wooden gate on the side during the riot at the rush concert and we all just piled in
GOOD TIMES!
The button on the ft laud strip during spring break. r donuts was cool. donuts sucked but the waitresses were beautiful I’m surprised they closed sporta torium. Man we are getting old. The kakop tree restaurant is probably 2 miles from where we live now
The Flying Pig says:
August 11, 2015 at 8:51 pm
I just hope wake or Suh do that to Brady this year
Worth the penalty
its so cute when you are the naive pig. if suh hits shady like that he will be suspended for the year
toba, here ya go
Okay i see what ya laying down. And yes she eas in cougartown
Come to think of it, Olivia was my first
Concert
remember the movie where this guy and ONJ jumped into a volcano? Was that ONJ?.
Not ringing a bell no. I only remember her in the classics. Grease and Xanadu. Mind you i don’t remember xanadu so maybe she did
manitobafinfan says:
August 11, 2015 at 9:04 pm
Okay i see what ya laying down.
well…..yeah i wish i was
manitobafinfan says:
August 11, 2015 at 9:11 pm
Concert
lol, and here all of us were thinking you forgot that she had taken your virginity
I MAY have lost it to her but she was not in the room😎
Shoot
I had already gone through Debbie Harry and Pat Benetar by the time I gave her a shot 😉
what would anita byrant think about you and harry
she was a looker back in her day and from miami
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Debbie_Harry
Hmmmm Harry and Pat?? Something ya wanna say ? Not not that there’s anything wrong with that. Jbb
So the Jets have Fitzpatrick as the starter and Petty at no. 2 and by all accounts Petty is not NFL ready. So in essence the Jets have only 1 QB on the roster right now which is 1 more than the Bills have. LOL.
And an upgrade over 12 hours ago😎
Jetssuck
The button was our main spot till about 1985
Never did go to that Donut place but I remember hearing about it when they first opened.
didn’t you work at publix on 441 or was that Rob
tootsies started across the street in a small strip mall now it’s housed in a industrial park where Publix warehouse is
The orange juice lady
I think she was ghey
No I don’t think she was gay. She led a campaign against gay rights.I think she was a former miss usa
Actually was she not Huge in Womens Lib movement. She was the one who challenged Bobby Riggs in tennis no?
Sorry Billie Jean King my bad
you might be thinking of billy jean—–michael jackson anyone remember the song
As was olivia it turned out later. Obviously post daughter.
Pat Benetar and Cheryl Tiegs!
You’ll have to excuse me for a bit!
Cindy Crawford and Linda Carter
The blond from heart!
Before she ate the band!
Nancy wilson yep. I almost typed her then wonder womanappeared to me. Her sister Ann was the “band eater”
yeah the wonder woman and farah faucet was a looker
Yes I just remembered while outside
Billie Jean King
toba ONJ pillow
u better be careful people may be working at this hour and they could be censored LOL
i just keep thinking about if I were a parent and I paid money to send my son to a football camp and then I find out the big attraction is Geno Smith. I would demand a refund.
good night all good talking with you-gotta go wife just got home.
Night sir
I’m thinking Fitzpatrick is going to be great for the jests vs bills
And bad against everyone else
Fitzpatrick is an excellent backup QB and he can play well in spurts. But he can’t carry a team for 16 games.
Jetssuck
yes that was me
At the age of 16 my parents shipped me off to my Uncle in Houston
So I hitched back to the airport and my girlfriends mother got me a plane ticket back to Miami.
They lived 3 blocks behind that Publix so I lived with them and worked there.
Burbon street, HELL YEAH! the 1st titty bar I ever would go
And like 10 years ago my buddy took me to the new one after the game
I was in Aw…
That was the old Motorolla wherehouse or was it westinghouse
the best thing about this time of year isnt football starting it is little league on espn. these kids are not only great ball players but they are having a blast doing it
Ocala. I was more of a Jaqueline Smith guy. Nice pillow.
My drive by is over. I need my beauty rest. I have to look good for FFR. I am out. Peace.
Have a good one Ken
LMAO
The Fake ESPN @TheFakeESPN · 2m2 minutes ago
With Geno Smith out up to 10 weeks, Bills, Dolphins & Patriots secondaries say it feels like they’ve all been punched by IK Enemkpali.
I know this is not the place and there are only a few of us Mets fans here. But this team can pitch. They walk nobody and allow 0-2 on a regular basis. Even when the lineup is a dormant we compete because of the pitching. The Mets are 9-2 since there moves before the trading deadline. They kick-started the offense, and even though it’s not always balling I see a team bond thing happening that I haven’t see for 4-5 years.
I say this because it’s time for the Dolphins. Matt Harvey is balling along with the other top young arms we have but he’s kind of the Tannehill for the Mets. The Dark Knight! 🙂 It’s time to go to the next level or you’re not that. Go RT!!!!!
No worries here there is lots of talk on here about heat, hockey, women and music. Glad someones team is coming together and doing well. Rather Mes than Yankees.
Mets But you knew that
Night night people
Ja’Wuan James ✔ @JawuanJames70
That’s My Quarterback! | @ryantannehill1 https://instagram.com/p/6Q-Jfju59q/
Sorry this one made me go uhhhhhh….
Mom, I’ll be right there, geez! LOL
Heather Thomas @ 57,,,,I’ll be right there…GEEZ!