Ciao Dolfans. Guess who comes to Mustachio for a taglio today…Second year man, Chris McCain. What is going on here, another McCain, I must have McCain in my sangue.
If you don’t sapere by now, Chris McCain is one of tre McCain’s with a chance to make the Dolphins. Acquisto a McCain jersey this year is a sure thing, like my whore wife!
But why is Chris McCain Mustachio’s favorito Dolphin? Naturalmente, because Chris McCain has the best twitter avatar of any Dolphin player. Check it out. Nessuna domanda, Chris McCain has his priorita right!
Can Chris McCain live up to his avi? Dolfans probably ricorda the first game against the Patriots last year. Chris McCain not only blocked a punt, he sacked Tom Brady. Ahhhh…a Tom Brady sack is the stuff of Mustachio dreams…you too? Here is a photo of the sack…so that you can enjoy it!
Affanculo! Here is Chris McCain the Tom Brady Fracasso! Prego Chris McCain, Si accomodi.
Mustachio is gonna give you a great cut!
So Signore McCain you tell Mustachio about your time at UCLA. No No Mustachio, tell you what he know…
In 2013 McCain’s Bruins lose by 39 points to the Oregon Ducks. McCain says to the UCLA coach “Why no arrabbiato coach – we lose today like a dull razor trying to shave a lumberjack!” Mustachio paraphrases a little. Point is. The next day, Chris McCain is off the Bruins.
That is part of the reason Chris McCain went undrafted in 2014. And part prt of the reason the Dolphins get so lucky! Now McCain is ready to make an urto for the Dolphins.
It’s vero, McCain started off fast last year but then he struggled to learn the playbook and was a bit of a niente spettacolo by the end of the season.
Sometimes the road to the NFL is not so liscio. Like Cameron Wake who played in Canada before the Dolphins.
But rest assured, this year McCain will make an urto! He may even start at Outside Linebacker!
Last week, in limited action, Chris McCain had his ankle rolled up on.
Mustachio’s cuore stop..No No No injury to Chris McCain. He is Mustachio’s favorito Dolphins.
But Mustachio breathe much easier when he realized it’s not a serious injury. Mustachio knows now that Chris McCain will not be stopped and Chris McCain will crush Tom Brady.
Why so much talk from Mustachio???
Okay Okay, Mustachio finish the cut Chris McCain.
What do you think Chris McCain. I call this cut, the Brady Fracasso ….you like?
Finsmob Unleashed 
I think that was a DB Collins was blocking right?
RGIII (three first round draft picks..) was the final ass fucking of Dan Snider by the football gods for whatever the hell he did.
hey, just think, if they never did that we all would still be stuck over there reading the nitwits site or whatever joe w is thinking about.
WTF!!?? WHERE IS ROB AND WHAT DID YOU DO WITH HIM?? THE BRIGHT SIDE? REALLY?
HA HA
This is our season. We are taking the cup this year!
Josh Kline or Ryan Wendell who is on PUP? But Kline is listed as the second string RG but his is the first string LG so basically NE doesn’t have a RG right now.
‘THE BRIGHT SIDE? REALLY? ‘
what the hell? yeah the bright side. i always take the bright side. like for instance i know deep down inside lauren really wants me over ryan. if not why in the world would she pick some guys name with the first initial of mine.
Rockphin says:
August 17, 2015 at 8:04 pm
RGIII (three first round draft picks..) was the final ass fucking of Dan Snider by the football gods for whatever the hell he did.
lol rock. i remember on in some other galaxy, far far away and another blog, some fool jumping up and down screaming as to why the fins will never win cause they dont make great moves like washington did in securing the first over all pick.
Who was that?
LG Kline, Josh – Wendell, Ryan PUP – Groy, Ryan – Mason, Shaquille
RG Wendell, Ryan PUP – Kline, Josh – Jackson, Tre
They only have 5 guards in camp and two are injured.
Anyone realize that TC is over and practice with the Panthers this week is just something different on a RS practice schedule. Now we treat the weeks like game day. It will be here before you know it.
Tim Knight says:
August 17, 2015 at 8:27 pm
Who was that?
it wasnt you.
I know that because I said no way to 3 1st rd picks+ for anyone not established. I did like RG3 a lot coming out but I’m glad we stayed where we were and drafted RT instead.
I remember most fans saying no way to a trade like that so I’m curious about who it was?
Poor saints
That’s funny as hell!
You fuckers actually using a shovel in flip flops?
I kicked my sons ass for that shit! SMH
Wallmart sells $30 work boots for the part time crowd!
Wear the right equipment for the job folks! 😉
Bad on my part. But I did not wear flip flops. LOL
I remember there was some major RGIII love on the board back then. I don’t keep track of shit like that but I remember getting into it with some because I am not a fan.
I am so happy we stood pat and took Tannehill who will be the better QB when all is said and done.
I sucked for luck but I never wanted rgIII. I didn’t know enough about tanny to like him or not. I’m glad we got tanny instead of RGIII.
rock,
it isnt a matter of keep track, just remembering something. cause it was insanely funny how the idiot went on and on about it.
wyoming85 says:
August 17, 2015 at 8:47 pm
That’s funny as hell!
You fuckers actually using a shovel in flip flops?
slow down there, some of us are coordinated enough to work a shovel in flip flops. hell, this is going to really shock you, but can also chew gum and…..ok who am i kidding, ok cant chew gum and walk but i can dig a hole in flip flops.
Wrong hole!
but I’m sure you hear that all the time! 😉
I don’t believe you unless your ground is super soft. This was hard dirt under an area of lawn we removed to put up a tomato garden on the side of the house with southern sun exposure. They’re doing great but I had to go through 2 weeks of icing. 😉
i hit a rock…lol
wyoming85 says:
August 17, 2015 at 8:59 pm
Wrong hole!
but I’m sure you hear that all the time! 😉
no such thing.
I recall people posting what the redskins gave up as too rich
I don’t remember people praising the redskins too much for making that trade even though I think people loved RG3
But there are always thought that are eager to criticize so I don’t doubt that there was some bashing of TE dolphins for not doing what the redskins did
But it really doesn’t make sense
The redskins were like 6 and we were 12
So we would have needed to give up even more
Ken was in NYC when we drafted Tanny
And we had shots…lol
OK!
too soft……wrong hole……………..yeah and i am the perverted one.
tim,
and it was just replacing a sprinkler head. not the first time i did it or the last, just digging thru grass then dirt.
tim,
sorry about coming at you about philbin again today 🙂
I have to stop thinking about the last few years. I’m wiping the slate clean with philbin. It seems like he has his shit together this year. I’ll judge him by how he does this year and this year alone.
It’s all good, bro. You know my stance. I want to give the team some time to build something. You can’t look at this group for the time prior to this current team being here because this is a completely different style of team than we’ve had in years. You have to go back to Marino to see an emphasis on the passing game. We’ve been built around the run since Jimmy Johnson. That started 19 years ago.
It’s a new season. Enjoy the ride. Pretty much all of us agree that not making the playoffs this year will deflate us as in what does it take? We’re do. 🙂
thanks. And I’m with you. GO PHINS!
Wyoming, it is worse than that. I took the shovel away from someone to “show them how it’s done” and fucked up my foot……while wearing flip flops…(how do you do the hanging your head in shame emoticon again?)
This artist took different drugs over a long period of time
And then made self portraits
It’s pretty cool
http://bryanlewissaunders.org/drugs/
I can hear Chris Berman going whoooop when I watch this LOL
Who is WR making the sweet move. We call it selling the candy. Good stuff for sure.