Ciao Dolfans. Guess who comes to Mustachio for a taglio today…Second year man, Chris McCain. What is going on here, another McCain, I must have McCain in my sangue.
If you don’t sapere by now, Chris McCain is one of tre McCain’s with a chance to make the Dolphins. Acquisto a McCain jersey this year is a sure thing, like my whore wife!
But why is Chris McCain Mustachio’s favorito Dolphin? Naturalmente, because Chris McCain has the best twitter avatar of any Dolphin player. Check it out. Nessuna domanda, Chris McCain has his priorita right!
Can Chris McCain live up to his avi? Dolfans probably ricorda the first game against the Patriots last year. Chris McCain not only blocked a punt, he sacked Tom Brady. Ahhhh…a Tom Brady sack is the stuff of Mustachio dreams…you too? Here is a photo of the sack…so that you can enjoy it!
Affanculo! Here is Chris McCain the Tom Brady Fracasso! Prego Chris McCain, Si accomodi.
Mustachio is gonna give you a great cut!
So Signore McCain you tell Mustachio about your time at UCLA. No No Mustachio, tell you what he know…
In 2013 McCain’s Bruins lose by 39 points to the Oregon Ducks. McCain says to the UCLA coach “Why no arrabbiato coach – we lose today like a dull razor trying to shave a lumberjack!” Mustachio paraphrases a little. Point is. The next day, Chris McCain is off the Bruins.
That is part of the reason Chris McCain went undrafted in 2014. And part prt of the reason the Dolphins get so lucky! Now McCain is ready to make an urto for the Dolphins.
It’s vero, McCain started off fast last year but then he struggled to learn the playbook and was a bit of a niente spettacolo by the end of the season.
Sometimes the road to the NFL is not so liscio. Like Cameron Wake who played in Canada before the Dolphins.
But rest assured, this year McCain will make an urto! He may even start at Outside Linebacker!
Last week, in limited action, Chris McCain had his ankle rolled up on.
Mustachio’s cuore stop..No No No injury to Chris McCain. He is Mustachio’s favorito Dolphins.
But Mustachio breathe much easier when he realized it’s not a serious injury. Mustachio knows now that Chris McCain will not be stopped and Chris McCain will crush Tom Brady.
Why so much talk from Mustachio???
Okay Okay, Mustachio finish the cut Chris McCain.
What do you think Chris McCain. I call this cut, the Brady Fracasso ….you like?