WHAT MAKE HULK ANGRY?

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By Dr. Bruce Banner

Okay so who here think Hulk should be happy? Sure we now have Coach Dan and he seem to be the Anti-Philbin. He no care about gum wrappers on practice field. Hulk think Coach Dan only want to see blood on practice field. Coach Dan make team hit or he look like he would hit team if they no hit. Sure Coach Dan seems to know you need to run ball more than three times a game. Sure Coach Dan seem to figure out that 31 pass attempts and 32 run attempts seems to be a good balance. Sure it seems Coach Dan figure out if Jamil Douglas and Greg Jennings no play well then they should no start. Sure we no have Coach ReCoyle anymore and suddenly we have pass rush that attacks instead of read and reacts. Sure we now have some guy named Saunders and suddenly there is a fullback on the field and we now run ball under center. So what does Hulk have to be angry about?

Hulk angry because it took 4 of the lamest game performances and 3 of the most mediocre, lackluster and uninspiring seasons of football to figure this out. Hulk angry that Phins figure this out after they start in a 1-3 hole with 2 divisional losses essentially dooming team’s playoff chances in flipping September. Hulk angry because owner took so long to see what everyone here saw for long time. Hulk angry because most of things such as run ball more, use fullback, run from under center, have pass rush attack was all things posted here time and time again. We no talking rocket science, we talking basic football that beer and wing football fans everywhere understand. So why Coach Joe no understand that? Why it take just one week to make it so painfully obvious that the beer and wing fans know more football than Coach Joe. It sad day when your team’s fan blog has more insight to football than your team’s head coach. Hulk angry because he can’t let go of all of team’s failures over the past 3 plus years and enjoy one good day of football. Hulk still in pain and can’t let go. Hulk want to believe in all the good he saw on field on Sunday but Hulk can’t do that just yet. Hulk knows if he does the Phins will just rip his green heart out once again and that is what makes Hulk angriest of all is that Hulk no enjoy this win the way he should. Hulk needs to see Phins play consistent, tough and smart football for many more games before Hulk able to change back to Bruce Banner. Until then Hulk stay angry.

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500 Responses to WHAT MAKE HULK ANGRY?

  1. getterdone says:

    Armando Salguero @ArmandoSalguero
    Dan Campbell said Jay Ajayi “looked good today.” “Put foot in the ground and made some nice runs.”

  2. getterdone says:

    Andrew Abramson ✔ @AbramsonPBP
    #Dolphins’ Dan Campbell says no pressure to play DeVante Parker, he will have to beat out Rishard Matthews.
    _____________________________
    Kudos coach Campbell….no draft status with him. You got to win the job.
    Keep competing #11.

  3. Jahndoh30 says:

    Joe has forgotten more football than every person on this board in aggregate has ever known.

    He’s good man and a good coach, maybe he’s not a good head coach, but he’s not responsible for traffic jams, drought, global warming, war ebola virus and everything else under the sun. It may make some of you feel better to pretend getting rid of him is a magical elixir, but I’ve been hearing this since Wannstache era about every coach, coordinator, front office member and owner. It’s working out really well.

  4. getterdone says:

    James Walker ✔ @JamesWalkerNFL
    Ex-#Dolphins head coach Joe Philbin puts South Florida residence up for sale.
    _____________________________
    Buh Bye Joe, take care.

  5. Al in MIA says:

    I’m not worried 🙂
    It’s only a matter of time before he does this to the Patriots/Jets/Bills secondary

  6. getterdone says:

    Omar Kelly ✔ @OmarKelly
    FOLKS….You do realize new management will be taking over the #Dolphins soon. NOBODY is safe. NOBODY! You keep what you kill era.
    _______________________________
    He must have ate some shrooms again.

  7. Al in MIA says:

    Hi Jahn.
    Joe is a nice guy but it’s a tough biz; coaches get canned often.
    The FO failures (current OL? passed on Brees in favor of a slot DB on a playoff team w/ Marino at age 35?) have haunted this franchise more than the coaching carousel IMO.
    I can’t speak for others but I’m sure GDP is supportive of Dan Campbell attitude and the way players seem to like him (as I do). Whatever gets them motivated…this will always be a players league.

  8. Tim Knight says:

    Al, Marino was already retired when we drafted Jamar Fletcher. What we really should have done was draft Aaron Rodgers over Ronnie Brown. LOL

    • Al in MIA says:

      yea, Fiedler was QB eh? more of a reason

    • Al in MIA says:

      LOL…I mean a bunch of teams passed on Rodgers. Many draft pundents were pegging Brees to Miami that year and were confused as to why Miami would draft a DB to play a specialty position when the team already had two pro bowl CB.

      • Tim Knight says:

        Well they didn’t realize part two of that master plan was to draft a 4th-5th rd LB talent in the 2nd rd to play STs the following year. LOL

    • getterdone says:

      That would have been a Marino type draft, where a great Qb slips to the back end of 1st round.

  9. Al in MIA says:

    Speaking of Ajayi, wasn’t there an issue with his pass blocking prior to the injury that sidelined him?

  10. Al in MIA says:

    James Walker ‏@JamesWalkerNFL 2h2 hours ago

    #Dolphins HC Dan Campbell said he talked to DE Olivier Vernon after his fine and told him he’s not a dirty player.
    —-
    LOL.

  11. Al in MIA says:

  12. Al in MIA says:

    Boo…my last post is awaiting moderation :/

  13. Al in MIA says:

    Pro Football Focus ‏@PFF 3h3 hours ago

    Only three teams have played man coverage on at least 50% of their snaps:
    1. Browns (51.7%)
    2. Texans (50.4%)
    3. Bills (50.2%)

  14. Al in MIA says:

    Pro Football Focus ‏@PFF 6h6 hours ago

    Most total pressures through Week 6:
    Von Miller: 32
    Pernell McPhee: 32
    Justin Houston: 30
    JJ Watt: 30
    Carlos Dunlap: 29
    ——-
    Double up Watt with a back or TE and force someone else to beat the OL?

  15. Al in MIA says:

    Tim,
    LOL @ punch em in the face

  16. Tim Knight says:

    Would love to see this come out on the field before the Cubs first pitch. LOL

  17. getterdone says:

    Al, on the best OL guys in pass protection…I really was campaigning for Clint Boling last year when he was a FA….we needed a LG.
    No wonder Dalton is having a career year so far, between him & Cincy’s LT Whitworth,

  18. finfanrob says:

    ‘He’s good man and a good coach, maybe he’s not a good head coach, but he’s not responsible for traffic jams, drought, global warming, war ebola virus and everything else under the sun.’

    thats rude, i think we all know you are the one responsible for traffic jams, drought, global warming, war ebola virus and kate uptown not calling me back.

  19. Tim Knight says:

    D, that house up north in NJ would probably be $18M.

  20. The Flying Pig says:

    I thought it was curious that the master bathroom has a bidet

  21. BoulderPhinfan says:

    So Jahn does coaching matter in the NFL or not? 😉

  22. ocalahowie says:

    Evening Update
    DOLPHINS-TEXANS
    Piggy 28-7 MIA
    Howie 27-24 MIA
    Springs 21-10MIA
    T/Pod 24-17 HOU
    ALinMIA23-16MIA
    Toba 27-17 MIA
    BriNY 33-16 MIA
    Old 30-13 MIA
    WERE GOOD!!!!

  23. The Flying Pig says:

    Jahndoh30 says:
    October 21, 2015 at 3:39 pm (Edit)
    Joe has forgotten more football than every person on this board in aggregate has ever known.

    He’s good man and a good coach, maybe he’s not a good head coach, but he’s not responsible for traffic jams, drought, global warming, war ebola virus and everything else under the sun. It may make some of you feel better to pretend getting rid of him is a magical elixir, but I’ve been hearing this since Wannstache era about every coach, coordinator, front office member and owner. It’s working out really well.

    ***************************
    Maybe you didn’t hear about Jahn
    but his Ebola Storage Van stalled on I-95 right after failing an emissions test for dangerous levels of CO…and you know what Coach Philbin decided to do about it – he drank a lake!

    what an asshole

  24. ocalahowie says:

    I saw that Tanny to Stills video someone posted this morning. That one was at least 32yds through the air…
    He’s Getting Good!

  25. Mike E. says:

    LET’S GO MATZ! LET’S GO METS!!!

  26. Mike E. says:

    Ya Gotta Believe!

  27. Brian in NY says:

    I do Mike!

  28. jetsssuck says:

    looks like mets are gonna go to WS.WOW what a opening inning

  29. Tim Knight says:

    Wow!

  30. The Flying Pig says:

    Well the mets look like they are off to a good start

  31. getterdone says:

    Mutts are going to the WS! Congrats!

  32. ocalahowie says:

    NICE!
    not the Mets…
    Lets open that can again on Sunday!
    WERE BAD!!!

  33. finfanrob says:

    ugggg, the mets winning in a sweep. so boring. anyone that enjoys sports has to hate this series. would have been better watching paint dry then watching the mets vs cubs series.

  34. rgs322 says:

    METS win baby!!!!

    Onto the World Series. “Let’s Go Mets Go”

  35. Mike E. says:

    LET’S GO METS!!! Ya Gotta Believe!

  36. New Age says:

    Mets looked amazing this whole postseason. Good job guys.

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