By Dr. Bruce Banner
So Hulk watch Phins finally beat dreaded Ravens from Baltimore. This is a team that has cursed Phins for long time with painful losses in playoffs and regular season. Hulk watch the hated Matt Schaub who beat Phins five teams as starting quarterback of Texans and never lose to Phins. Hulk watch Schaub get tossed around like ragdoll and throw ball into defenders hands. Hulk watch young WR with bad foot finally play and make impact on game with 2 crucial catches including big touchdown catch. Hulk watch defense make crucial plays with game on the line. So you think Hulk would be happy? Wrong!
Hulk was feeling happy for a brief moment, then he come here and he see who was complaining about scoring only 15 points, who was complaining that our quarterback was no good. Who was complaining that our offensive line is what let down quarterback. Hulk say okay I see same old debates even with win. It start to make Hulk feel angry that we can no even enjoy hard fought win against a team that has caused us much pain. But even this no make Hulk that angry. What make Hulk angry was when he read that win was no good because it means we move down in draft order. Hulk get angry when he sees fan who wants us to lose just so we get first pick.
Hulk not always good in reason but this how Hulk figures things. Hulk no want to be drafting at number 1. Hulk wants Phins to draft at number 32. So any game that gets Phins closer to 32 better than any game that gets Phins closer to number 1. Trying to lose games to get draft position is something that talking heads like Blowmar like to go off about. Fans should never root for team to lose. When Hulk watch game he feels anger rise up within him when he see team in danger of losing. Hulk gets that way because he has fire for team to win. It doesn’t matter if it is only for one game Hulk feel it better to win that game than lose it. Hulk would want heads of anyone in organization who is actively trying to lose game to gain draft choice. There is no room for that in professional sports. Even Hulk know that. So what would make Hulk happy? If this team can go on a 5 game run and win some games, finish strong with momentum and then we really have something to build on. What would make Hulk angry? Anyone saying we should lose just to get better draft pick. Hulk Smash!
Here is something else that makes Hulk angry:
Finsmob Unleashed 
al,
i have lots of you guys baby pictures look
here is one of mike e
LOL @ Rob
stanger,
and i get that is how things are today, but doesnt make them right. and i agree the legal system needs some kind of reform and limit to recoveries. especially in something as absurd as the possibility of this subject. limit the recoveries to a refund and a free taco. lol
here’s one of FFR
I’m all about tort reform. I’d probably throw out 80% of the garbage people sue for these days.
Saw this on Omar’s timeline:
Omar Kelly @OmarKelly 5h5 hours ago
RT @dolphinator13 I have noticed you don’t post a lot about the dinners you used to make your family anymore > I’m getting a divorce
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Explains alot.
She’s sick of him slobbering all over all things Miko, that and his embarrassing lack of football knowledge. 😉
LOL @ GDP – I did stuff like that too with my wittle baby hand. lol
LOL @ your smoking monkey pic, GDP.
Also LOL @ your baby hand pic, FFR.
al, want to see tims baby picture
getterdone says:
December 8, 2015 at 3:57 pm
here’s one of FFR
not true, i never wore skirts
GDP,
On the coaching list Kelly put out i responded to his tweet with:
TheHungryCondor @TheHungryCondor 14m14 minutes ago
@OmarKelly Marvin Lewis 0-6 in the playoffs. I’ll pass.
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No response
Awesome….rattle his cage….LOL
LOL FFR.
No this is Tim’s baby picture.
I don’t know what’s going to happen on MNF but this is the first showdown between ex LSU Tigers teammates Jarvis Landry & Odell Beckham. We might have an entire TOP 5 best catches in the same game.
can anyone guess this baby………i mean god
Stanger’s baby pic.
LAMO — and that looks like a rugby ball. So couldn’t even be more on point. 🙂
Here’s OD’s baby picture. That’s Steven Ross in the background
Mike E & ffr — if ffr decided to make me Jahn (lol btw)……I’ll tell you the first thing I would do.
Summary judgment is a preliminary motion you bring before a lawsuit goes to trial. The judge is basically asked whether the plaintiffs can possibly win from the combination of fact and legal issues in place. If the judge says no the case is done. I’d add in that the party that brought the case has to pay the legal costs of the people that brought the case in the first place……and yeah that would include their smash and grab lawyers.
Gotcha
Despite the fact that I meant the people who paid to defend the case that could never win should get reimbursed for their trouble. Someday I’ll start proof reading. 🙂
GDP,
Water cooler talk…
Looks like Blake Bell might get his first to start though he played major snaps at TE in Bears game after Vance McDonald suffered a concussion in Q2. With McDonald in the NFL concussion protocol and Garrett Celek now on IR; looks like Bell might get his first start.
I saw him make a great catch and YAC breaking tackles & speed last week.
I remember back when I said I’d like to draft him late, and give him 2-3yrs to develop.
He’s got a future in the NFL.
Stanger
Funny – I also thought it looked like a rugby ball, and appreciated the connection
Having tried to cover you pathetically…..you would have been great at rugby. Given that the big dudes are all clumped together in the scrum, it is free-flowing, and the field is actually wider…….there is a lot more open field to play with (think many punt return situations). Some of the best guys I’ve ever played with were built and ran just like you.
GDP,
I read this in a Niners post game report:
”
The team stayed mostly healthy, but Vance McDonald suffered a concussion, and that resulted in some changes to the 49ers offensive personnel. Blake Bell got the bulk of the tight end snaps, but with only two tight ends on the active roster, the 49ers went to more fullback packages. Bruce Miller got 22 snaps, and was fairly active on the day.”
http://www.ninersnation.com/2015/12/7/9864112/vance-mcdonald-concussion-49ers-snap-count-offense-bruce-miller-blake-bell
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That was the in game adjustment but perhaps they will prepare some big passes for Bell next outing 🙂
I found Bat’s baby pic
LOL
Hal Habib @gunnerhal
Dolphins re-sign TE Brandon Williams, cut S Jordan Kovacs, put DE Robert Thomas II on IR.
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Robert Thomas lasted all of a few snaps in one game. I’m doubting all these Thomas’s Miami gets.
I saw on Twitter that the Dolphins wanted to formally waive Kovacs yesterday but they didn’t file the paperwork in time (NFL’s daily deadline for transaction requests) so they got the move done today LOL.
GDP,
Here’s an old article I came across from May of this year regarding Bell and Owen Daniels who was also a QB turned TE:
http://www.49ers.com/news/blog/article-2/49ers-Rookie-Blake-Bell-Following-Same-Career-Path-as-Broncos-TE-Owen-Daniels-/6393d46e-66b6-47af-b7d4-104b2c7f6562
LMFAO @ the baby pictures. Awesome
stanger,
i think making the losing side pay legal fees is a good idea in some way or fashion. but before i make you jahn, i am going to change the fees and not allow attorneys to get paid on just if they win. they will have to get paid an hourly fee no matter the outcome of a case. then i will make you jahn
GDP,
LOL @ pic depicting Ross as the crypt keeper
Stanger
I appreciate the compliment, but I think I’m a little too light for Rugby. I’m only 160 lbs. I used to be 170-175, but I don’t lift as much as I used to.
CavalierKong says:
December 8, 2015 at 2:56 pm (Edit)
Woohoo! Just got the interview call I’ve been waiting for. Big promotion. It’s basically mine.
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Congrats Kong. I understand the promotion comes with a new office. Top floor on the Empire State Building.
lol
LOL, right where I’ve always wanted to be. Thanks, bro. 🙂
‘Some of the best guys I’ve ever played with were built and ran just like you.’
you played rugby with guys like this?
Al, cool article. I didn’t know Owen Daniels was a QB in college. Bell is bigger and more stout with decent speed. I think he can be a all purpose TE whereas Daniels is just mainly a seam threat type.
here is the baby pick i have of bat. dont know where that other one came from.
He’s got evil for Tanny in his eyes.
GDP,
I saw someone suggesting on a Niners fan site that Blake Bell should be listed as 3rd on the QB depth chart LOL.
Season is not over yet. He might make it to no. 1.
LOL.
GDP,
No wonder Egnew couldn’t figure it out; it’s bad enough learning how to block inside is tough (as Daniels mentions) but when you can’t figure out how to read a defense it kind of renders you worthless as a weapon.
Good point. I wonder what Egnew’s wanderlick test score was? LOL
http://espn.go.com/nfl/powerrankings
I posted this earlier but anyway, to kind of wipe my ass with where they rank the Dolphins, the Dolphins have the same record or are better than teams ranked #17-32 (Miami is #24 on this arbitrary list compiled by ESPN blow hards); 1 game worse than teams ranked 12-16. To note, they beat the shit out of the #13 team (Texans). Fins are 5-2 outside of the AFC East
You get slaughtered by your division and ya don’t deserve much respect.
I’m not looking for respect but the headline by James Walker was “Dolphins win but still slide in ESPN power ranking” as to suggest they are alot worse than everyone else on this list beyond #12
Reviewing PFF grades this past week for the Fins vs Ravens game (via Mando’s column):
DeVante Parker was the highest graded Miami offensive player, per PFF and was the No. 7 graded wide receiver in Week 13 leaguewide while fellow receiver Jarvis Landry struggled for the second consecutive week. He had a negative grade as Landry caught only two passes for 5 yards on five targets.
Rounding out the offensive grades, Billy Turner struggled and finished graded 67th of 68 interior NFL linemen. Branden Albert, meanwhile, had a solid outing. (Nice to see Fox wasn’t on this list LOL)
On defense the grades are as you might expect:
Olivier Vernon, who had 2 1/2 sacks, ranked as the second-highest graded defensive end in the entire league.
Derrick Shelby, who had half a sack and returned a tipped pass for a touchdown, was the No. 13 graded defensive end in the NFL.
Ndamukong Suh rated 70th out of 77 interior linemen graded and Jelani Jenkins rated 39th out of 41 OLBs playing in a 4-3 struggled, obviously.
2 weeks ago Landry had 13 catches for 165 and a TD. How is that struggling for 2 consecutive weeks?
Good point Counselor
I didn’t even bother reading into that but yea, i guess Mando blew it.
Anyone who follows the Giants know where the DL puts the pressure on? The data by Football Outsiders suggests that the side where Fox & Turner operate is where the Giants front 7 is most effective
The Giants don’t put much pressure at all. JPP is only legit pressure guy they have and he ain’t exactly healthy. So if our OL can’t stop this front then that is not a good sign.
Mike E — best rugby player on my college team was 5’7″ and a buck forty-five. But he had wheels, moves and smarts. There are three main scoring positions…….and those are the ones you want punt returner-types at. Saw you as one of those.
One line from a rugby song: “it is the line that gets the glory, it is the scrum that gets the blame.”
Line are those fast shifty dudes that score most but sweat like one-quarter as much as where the real men play. And the ones most like that on the line are where you would have been. Only thing I don’t know is if you can take a hit…..cause that is another factor that does come into play.
I hear ya. Not sure whether I can take a hit, it’s been about 35 -40 years since I played tackle football. Damn I’m old!
LOL — not telling you to go out for your local rugby team tomorrow, but if we had met in our twenties and played a little touch like the first fest I would have been recruiting your ass like white on rice. And even if as much as I explain, still not sure what a perfect fit you would have been for the sport has sunk in.
Should have added after I’d offered to bear the Captain’s first child of course. 🙂
Al in MIA says:
December 8, 2015 at 4:56 pm
I’m not looking for respect but the headline by James Walker
keep reading james walker and you wont be looking at anything, that stuff will make you go blind
Ken,
If you read the Football Outsiders defensive data I posted, your comment would be consistent with that (Giants have the worst sack rate through Week 12 as data not updated yet for Week 13)
I didn’t read the data but I watch enough Giants game. They have a putrid pass rush.
Speaking of Football Outsiders, they just released their latest PLAYOFF PROBABILITY list ….
Fins have a chance of 0.2 % of making it in as a WC LOL
http://www.footballoutsiders.com/stats/playoffodds
When are we supposed to get James back at RT?
This Friday is the 6th full week since the 10/30 report stated 4-6 weeks.
I was pretty sure it was coming near the expected return date. Getting him back in place of Jason “beat me all day with moderate speed” Fox will do wonders for that right side.
Keep laughing about the Fins playoff chances but the Fins need the following teams to lose this weekend and there’s a good chance a few if not all will lose 🙂
BILLS (@ Eagles)
STEELERS (@ Bengals)
TEXANS (Patriots)
RAIDERS (@ Broncos)
Oops, missed the obvious ones (the ones on the actual WC seats)
CHIEFS (SD)
JETS (TITANS)
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Hopefully Marriota can explode on the Jets or something…
SD is probably going to get waxed BUT Chiefs O always leaves the door open for adventures.
I fully respect your optimism, bro. I wish I could share in it, lol.
Let it go Al. No offense, but I think bringing up the should we do the “Suck for Luck” strategy at least more productive.
Alright, time to head out.
GO DOLPHINS!
http://memecrunch.com/meme/FQAQ/dolphin-haters/image.jpg?w=960&c=1
I am out for now as well. Peace.
Long Piggy day at trial today
I’m roast pork now
why Hulk no flush toilet?
Al in MIA says:
December 8, 2015 at 5:26 pm (Edit)
Keep laughing about the Fins playoff chances but the Fins need the following teams to lose this weekend and there’s a good chance a few if not all will lose 🙂
BILLS (@ Eagles)
STEELERS (@ Bengals)
TEXANS (Patriots)
RAIDERS (@ Broncos)
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Al in MIA says:
December 8, 2015 at 5:28 pm (Edit)
Oops, missed the obvious ones (the ones on the actual WC seats)
CHIEFS (SD)
JETS (TITANS)
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I root again all these teams anyway
I also root for nuclear holocaust, zombie apocalypse and alien invasions
I’m just evil that way
I only root for two things:
the Dolphins and Sex
but not at the same time
Yah never know Pig….. rooting for both might come together at the same time.
Evening Update
DOLPHINS-GIANTS
Al 27-26 MIA
Piggy 19-16 MIA
Howie 29-27 MIA
Old 26-24 MIA
MikeE 33-27 MIA
WERE STILL BAD!
Stang 17-3 MIA
Wow Stanger! Holding the Jints to 3 points would be something. I’m sure OBJ would NEVER hear the end of that!
Mets 2B/SS Wilmer Flores broke his ankle in winter ball. So now we have a SS and a 2B with broken legs. I’m not actually sure if Tejada is still on the roster or not though.
They said Flores doesn’t need surgery and will be ready for spring training. I believe Tejada is part of the team, they talk about him on the radio as if he is.
Mets seem very hot for Zobrist. If he falls through, it will be interesting to see what Plan B is.
Tim
Yeah, I know Flores will be ready, I’m just laughing at the fact that both middle infielders have broken legs. What are the odds?
He got hit by a pitch so it’s likely a fracture.
Yeah Zobrist has like 3 or 4 teams including the Mets interested in him.
If we do get Zobrist, I hope he works out better than Cuddyer, who was a batting champ 2 years previous to signing with the Mets, and was a batting chump for us. lol
Sooo, Mike. Excited about the new Star Wars movie?
What makes you say that?
Kong
I think my whole family is going to see it on Christmas Day, with all the rest of the Jews. There’s nothing else for us to do. I’m going to be hearing “Oy gevalt, that Skyvalker is meshugenah!”
LOL
I can still remember waiting in line at the theater as a kid with my parents for Return of the Jedi. The line wrapped around the entire mall two times, and we had to wait through 3 sets of showings to get in. Crazy.
For The Phantom Menace, my friends and I got tickets for the Thursday night 12:00 first showing. It was one of the most fantastic events I’ve ever been to. About half the crowd was in costume, people were acting out scenes from the originals. The fervor and excitement was so strong you could almost see the energy. In the theater before the movie started, amazing costumed characters were psyching up the crowd kind of Rock Horror Picture style. Awesome stuff.
..And everyone smells like Chinese food
A long time ago when I was asked (told) to buy fem hygiene products I would hide them among forty other things in the cart buried so as not to be seen, nowadays I bust up in there and its the only thing I’ll buy unless I wait til she finishes ringing it up and I toss a pack of gum on there too.
I just saw the movie Blended with my wife the other night. That’s how I feel when I go buy them. There are 1000’s of choices, it’s beyond confusing.
I haven’t seen that movie but yes the choices are vast, Take what you get when you send me, or get your own.
LOL. I can still remember when I hated getting those particular products.
That’s awesome Kong! That must have been a blast!
Yeah, I don’t go in for comicon or any of the things where people dress up as klingons or storm troopers, but I’m glad I got to experience that night.
Mike E. says:
December 8, 2015 at 6:48 pm
Mets seem very hot for Zobrist.
oh come on. cant you evil fucks from gotham leave the good guys alone. why do you have to try and recruit the good ones to the dark side.
(i am sure ya’ll know he was a ray for years. always a fan favorite and a really exception man (his wife too) in the community. if the mets get him it would give me a reason to pull for them some)
I have to admit, I am pretty excited to see the new Star Wars movie
Rob
The Mets aren’t going to overpay for Zobrist, so if some team steps up an does, he’s theirs. Mets won’t do it.
I’m coming for you Ryan
Shouldn’t they get a 12th man in the huddle penalty with that thing?
son of a son of a shula says:
December 8, 2015 at 7:03 pm
I haven’t seen that movie but yes the choices are vast, Take what you get when you send me, or get your own.
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Son comes home with Cherokee hair tampons:
Here these were on sale
I guess I should say, “Hair these were on sale”
lol
“thanks, hon, I’ll buy them myself from now on.”
LOL, well played.
you all can bitch all you want. i am single but when i go to the store and buy a bag of Doritos, a bag of Cheetos, a gallon of ice cream, and a chocolate cake i always throw a box of tampons on the counter so the cashier doesnt think the food is for me and just feels sorry for me.
If you get pads you can use them for dusting or to wax the car
“Syrian rebels turned the tables on a group of Islamic State fighters and lined them up for execution — only to holster their weapons and declare that the “executioners” are not evil.
In the slick video, titled “Muslims are not criminals,” nine jihadists clad in orange are marched along a table lined with handguns, which the masked captors pick up before pointing them at the bowed heads of the kneeling prisoners.
At the last second, the camouflaged members of the Levant Front pull their guns back and remove their masks — unlike the myriad Islamic State propaganda videos that show the extremist thugs killing hostages in increasingly depraved ways.
A cleric clad in a white robe tells the seemingly puzzled captives to repent, adding: “This is not our policy. We are not evil.”
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Least in the mess….those are my kinda of dudes.
And the vid is well done, available at
http://nypost.com/2015/12/08/syrian-rebels-scare-isis-prisoners-with-fake-execution/
Psychological warfare.
I at least thought of it as good marketing. These guys are at least making the point that we are not as bad as the ISIS, but also make the point that we follow the Koran as well. And these guys will show their faces.
Should have shot em anyway. They’ll keep killing and the rest of us will “teach lessons”.
I can’t get into Star Wars or the super hero movies anymore. I like to watch movies about stuff I have no idea about and is new and fresh. That’s just me. Too many remakes of Batman etc. and it’s so watered down for me. Star Wars and Star Trek does nothing for me anymore. But you guys enjoy!
The Killing Season with Travolta and De Niro is pretty cool
I’ll catch it when it comes to TV. LOL
WTF Tim? What happened to you??? Where’s the little kid in you? I think all these losing Dolphins seasons have destroyed you. 🙂
What are they going to do next get those toy guns that when they shoot a flag comes out that says BANG
Where’s D been lately?
I thought the same thing. He might be writing a book, or this team has depressed him, or hopefully nothing bad has happened.
Good Q…..not like he stormed off. Anyone have his e-mail?
I have his e-mail
Hopefully D has decided that the team, (and us buncha a-holes) really aren’t worth the trouble
Maybe he went to South Florida to kick Tannehill in the ass?
Mike E, I was a comic book kid, went to see Star Wars when it came out in new Dolby sound, lol. But it never really resonated with me much longer than 12 because I really got into Kiss and music around that time and it took off from there. I was more interested in Zep and Sabbath etc.. I didn’t even follow sports on TV that closely until late teens again. There was a void with me and sports from like 12-18. So that would be 77-83. I watched Super Bowls and stuff but it wasn’t my main deal.
Merry Holidays?
Really? Get the fuck outta here
Which PC crowd determined that’s the way it is now?
I dunno I just heard it on tv in an advertisement
Stanger
I sent D an e-mail. I’ll let y’all know when I hear from him
Good use of y’all particularly from a Brooklyn kid
Thanks – I’m working on diversification
Cool — he’s a good dude. Well missed.
Is that for real? I’ve seen JPP’s club but what the hell. Something like that cant be allowed.
That dude has like an extra two foot advantage. Dont try throwing into the passing lanes with that thing in your face and forget any FG attempts too
It looks like a boxing glove with a boxing glove on it
Mike E. says:
December 8, 2015 at 7:48 pm
Hopefully D has decided that the team, (and us buncha a-holes) really aren’t worth the trouble
hmmmm, i dont know, i always found D and some a-holes are always worth the trouble.
Tim Knight says:
December 8, 2015 at 7:29 pm
I can’t get into Star Wars or the super hero movies anymore.
yeah i get that tim. i have a restraining order too. not allowed within 100 feet of movie theaters either
Quit Pee Wee Hermaning theaters
son of a son of a shula says:
December 8, 2015 at 8:16 pm
Quit Pee Wee Hermaning theaters
is that why? damn, i thought when the manager kept telling me in the theater ‘hey you, beat it’ that was what he meant.
Lol
wyoming
i always just sound i wanted a beer, damn boy, now after reading that i need a beer.
son of a son of a shula says:
December 8, 2015 at 7:57 pm
Merry Holidays?
Really? Get the fuck outta here
wow really. i think if some one told me merry holidays i would say marry her, i just wanted to see her tits now i have to marry her
http://espn.go.com/espn/otl/news/story?id=5880125
oops….looks like I interrupted the tits and tampons talk. Carry on guys.
LOL
I will definitely be going to see star wars
Vote now
http://www.nfl.com/voting/players-air-and-ground/2015/REG/13?campaign=tw-nf-sf16680348-sf16680348
I don’t see KC losing more than one game, with that weak schedule, and the jets would be hard pressed to lose 2, let alone 3 giving us a chance to get in, so forget the playoffs, it’s not happening, even if we win out.
With that sais the rookies and RT need to be the focus of the last 4 games. It was great that we had balance last week, but we still need to throw the ball to win, and RT should just be allowed to call his own plays, without any input from the OC, unless he asks.
What the Hell
This Word press doesnt let me post my list
Usually it does that when its Duplicate
But this time I added Stanger…
Maybe I’m banned 😦
Morning Update
DOLPHINS-GIANTS
Al 27-26 MIA
Piggy 19-16 MIA
Howie 29-27 MIA
Old 26-24 MIA
MikeE 33-27 MIA
Stang 17-3 MIA
WTF!
ALLRIGHTY THEN 🙂
O’Howie,
I gotta be true to my eyes, and they don’t see a score anywhere as high as those posted.
17- 13 wait ’til N ext Y ear a G ain?
I guess DirecTV channel 245 is the Tits-N-Tampons channel
Send in your questions to ASK MIKE
NJ1Dolfan@yahoo.com
Thanks!
I’m sure your answers will be filled with much joy and cheer. LOL
Probably not. I have to work today, so no matter what, it’s going to be a short article, I’m not going to have much time to write it.
What’s up FUers? I am killing time in between court appointments
LOL @ Wyoming. Sounds like as good of a reason as any to drink beer
New poll up
I don’t see it.
its right below the schedule on the side
7-9 here we come!
That is where I put us as well
that’s what I said. I doubt we get there.
Piggy, it just says Polls and that’s it.
Your internet must be broken. I have a poll
Yeah It just says Polls in black type and that’s it.
howie,
24-20 giants
I did 8-8
I kind of think we will win 3 of the last 4
which is no such a good thing
finishing at .500 again is kind of miserable especially given our division record
That’s weird Tim
but I don’t think it the site b/c everyone else can see it
Not sure, it might not be good for all browsers because other sites are fine for me.
I don’t think it matters what our record is it’s been a bad year. We’ve been blown out too many times and the main coaching staff was fired.
Yes
and far too much bacon has been eaten this year as well
😦
it’s been a bad decade not just a bad year.
for bacon?
Tim,
If you stand on one foot and say “Farley Farley Farley Farley Farley, Hufaaaaarrr”, you’ll summon the invisible swordsman who can show you where the poll is.
but make sure you are in front of the singing cactus first
lol, one of my favorite scenes. Great! You’ve killed the invisible swordsman!
I will take 5-11 so long as we blow out Brady’s knee on week 16
That would make the whole season worth it, lol.
I would rather hurt Brady in the final game then win another game
Dolphins new fight song
LOL
LOL
“The German says to wait here”
LOL @ Kong