Today I’m going to break down the roster for you today, to give all of you some important information going forward so you can get an idea of the future of this team.
QB
Ryan Tannehill – Hopeful
Matt Moore – GONE
Logan Thomas – Sonshiney
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RB
Lamar Miller – GONE
Jay Ajayi – Safe
Damien Williams – Precarious
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WR
Kenny Stills – Yawn
Jarvis Landry – Money
Devante Parker – Promising
Greg Jennings – GONE
Rishard Matthews – GONE
Matt Hazel – Cuando
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TE
Jordan Cameron – GONE
Dion Sims – Meh
Jake Stoneburner – GONE
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OL
Branden Albert – Rickety
Dallas Thomas – Enough
Mike Pouncey – Uberoverated
Billy Turner – Eventually
Jason Fox – GONE
Ju’Wuan James – Sophomoric
Ulrick John – Thronesready
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DL
Derrick Shelby – Purposeful
Quinton Coples – Useful
Jordan Williams – Quien
Ndamukong Suh – Caro
Deandre Coleman – Nope
Olivier Vernon – GONE
Terence Fede – Workable
Damontre Moore – Potential
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LB
Zach Vigil – Depth
Spencer Paysinger – Specials
Kelvin Sheppard – Depth
James Michael Johnson – Whatevs
Jelani Jenkins – Starter
Neville Hewitt – Spunky
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CB
Brent Grimes – Antiguo
Tony Lippett – Possibilities
Brice McCain – Useful
Bobby McCain – Future
Jamar Taylor – Toast
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S
Michael Thomas – Eh
Shamiel Gary – Schlemazel
Reshad Jones – Awesome
Walt Aikens – Disappointing
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ST
Andrew Franks – Respectable
Matt Darr – Fields?
John Denney – Ironman
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Wounded in action or suspended
Dion Jordan – Fuckface
Cam Wake – Goners
Koa Misi – Depth
Louis Delmas – Nope
Brandon Williams – Cya
Robert Thomas – Buhbye
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PS Worthy
Cedric Thompson – Hopefully
Mike Hull – Maybe
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And now for the babe of the week . . .
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all !
Finsmob Unleashed 
Russell and Cousins are having the most success out of that draft class, it’s funny how that happens
Well luck has been injured
Weeden has been horrible since he started
And the other guy is not responsible for anything
And being completely unaccountable is kind of a success story
Oh that’s right he’ll be good NEXT year. Capt potential
In his best Shaq voice Cousins just said “hey Tanny tell me how my ass taste”
Lol
Cousins took what was supposed to be one of the absolute worst teams in the league to the playoffs.
Tannehill took what was supposed to be one of the best teams right into the shitter.
There’s no other way to look at it.
Washington is 28th vs run
Miami is 29th
Wash 21 is rush yards a game
Miami 22t
but instead our entire roster sucks
Washington and Cousins looked good. Maybe we will get a coaching staff that actually can turn this team around. I hope so.
I will say this though. I have never seen a coaching staff do less to help their QB than this one has over the past few years. The proof of how idiotic these coaches are is in who hires them next. Will they be begging for a HS squad like Sherman? I doubt Coyle, Philbin, or Lazor will get better than a position job in the NFL again.
The Skins ran the ball more than they passed 5 different times this year. They ran the ball over 40% of the time and neither of their primary guys has averaged even 3.7 yards for the year. Gruden don’t care though because they are winning with a smart philosophy of helping their QB until he finally started to look really good.
Give me a coach that knows how to run the ball. Not an ex-player who said he’d run the ball but an actual running philosophy. While Cousins was a stud in college, he has looked rough until lately. Thankfully for him, Gruden looked pasty the growing pains and has done a phenomenal job preparing him to be good enough to reach the playoffs.
Congrats to Cousins and the Redskins team. They have already eclipsed us even if their division is garbage.