Welcome to Ask Mike – 2015 Season Week 16



Today I’m going to break down the roster for you today, to give all of you some important information going forward so you can get an idea of the future of this team.


Ryan Tannehill – Hopeful

Matt Moore – GONE

Logan Thomas – Sonshiney


Lamar Miller – GONE

Jay Ajayi – Safe

Damien Williams – Precarious


Kenny Stills – Yawn

Jarvis Landry – Money

Devante Parker – Promising

Greg Jennings – GONE

Rishard Matthews – GONE

Matt Hazel – Cuando


Jordan Cameron – GONE

Dion Sims – Meh

Jake Stoneburner – GONE


Branden Albert – Rickety

Dallas Thomas – Enough

Mike Pouncey – Uberoverated

Billy Turner – Eventually

Jason Fox – GONE

Ju’Wuan James – Sophomoric

Ulrick John – Thronesready


Derrick Shelby – Purposeful

Quinton Coples – Useful

Jordan Williams – Quien

Ndamukong Suh – Caro

Deandre Coleman – Nope

Olivier Vernon – GONE

Terence Fede – Workable

Damontre Moore – Potential


Zach Vigil – Depth

Spencer PaysingerSpecials

Kelvin Sheppard – Depth

James Michael Johnson – Whatevs

Jelani Jenkins – Starter

Neville Hewitt – Spunky


Brent Grimes – Antiguo

Tony Lippett – Possibilities

Brice McCain – Useful

Bobby McCain – Future

Jamar TaylorToast


Michael Thomas – Eh

Shamiel Gary – Schlemazel

Reshad Jones – Awesome

Walt AikensDisappointing

Andrew Franks – Respectable

Matt Darr – Fields?

John Denney – Ironman


Wounded in action or suspended

Dion Jordan – Fuckface

Cam WakeGoners

Koa Misi – Depth

Louis Delmas – Nope

Brandon Williams – Cya

Robert Thomas – Buhbye

PS Worthy

Cedric Thompson – Hopefully

Mike Hull – Maybe

And now for the babe of the week . . .


Carrie Fisher

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all !

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373 Responses to Welcome to Ask Mike – 2015 Season Week 16

  1. son of a son of a shula says:

    Russell and Cousins are having the most success out of that draft class, it’s funny how that happens

    • The Flying Pig says:

      Well luck has been injured
      Weeden has been horrible since he started

      And the other guy is not responsible for anything
      And being completely unaccountable is kind of a success story

  2. son of a son of a shula says:

    In his best Shaq voice Cousins just said “hey Tanny tell me how my ass taste”

  3. son of a son of a shula says:

    Cousins took what was supposed to be one of the absolute worst teams in the league to the playoffs.
    Tannehill took what was supposed to be one of the best teams right into the shitter.

    There’s no other way to look at it.

  4. The Flying Pig says:

    Washington is 28th vs run
    Miami is 29th

  5. The Flying Pig says:

    Wash 21 is rush yards a game
    Miami 22t

  6. son of a son of a shula says:

    but instead our entire roster sucks

  7. New Age says:

    Washington and Cousins looked good. Maybe we will get a coaching staff that actually can turn this team around. I hope so.

  8. New Age says:

    I will say this though. I have never seen a coaching staff do less to help their QB than this one has over the past few years. The proof of how idiotic these coaches are is in who hires them next. Will they be begging for a HS squad like Sherman? I doubt Coyle, Philbin, or Lazor will get better than a position job in the NFL again.

    The Skins ran the ball more than they passed 5 different times this year. They ran the ball over 40% of the time and neither of their primary guys has averaged even 3.7 yards for the year. Gruden don’t care though because they are winning with a smart philosophy of helping their QB until he finally started to look really good.

    Give me a coach that knows how to run the ball. Not an ex-player who said he’d run the ball but an actual running philosophy. While Cousins was a stud in college, he has looked rough until lately. Thankfully for him, Gruden looked pasty the growing pains and has done a phenomenal job preparing him to be good enough to reach the playoffs.

    Congrats to Cousins and the Redskins team. They have already eclipsed us even if their division is garbage.

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