Aliens have been experimenting on humans for years. Its practically our Universal Past Time. We’ve been trying to use your species to build the perfect species.
And we never get it right. I don’t know why.
The common thought among aliens is that humans are just far too inferior.
But I figured it out!
You take the mother of a pro bowl NFL player and wait for her to have another baby.
And then – WOW – a fullback is born!
This year the NFL has the little brother of two of its premier players available as a fullback. On the left side of the screen above is Derek Watt, the little brother of JJ Watt. On the right side of the screen is Glenn Gronkowski the little brother of Rob Gronkowski.
Both are going to be available in the draft and both are fullbacks.
I know what you are saying. As Miami Dolphins fans in the Joe Philbin era – you are saying….What’s a fullback?
Can you believe that some NFL teams have a guy in the backfield who’s primary job is to block?
Both Gronkowski and Watt are notable for their blocking.
At Kansas State Gronkowski played in a heavy run offense.
At Wisconsin Derek Watt opened big holes for Melvin Gordon in 2014.
Considering that the Bears did not have a fullback on their roster last season, its probably unlikely that the Dolphins change their ways and add a fullback.
But if they did…They might be able to nab one of these little brothers in the 7th round of the draft.
If the Broseph Fullbacks were an alien weapon of destruction, they would be the two headed monster of the the Xabox Moon! Lookout, they eat humans!