I know what you Earthlings are thinking now:
Are you kidding me – this guy has a huge red flag and I can’t spell his name.
Well let me tell you something
– DON’T JUDGE! –
You know once upon a time, I was a wild college kid too.
Ah….those were the days…
I used to get high all the time
Class….meh…whatever man…I’m gonna have one more beer and one more hit out of of my yoda bong…
Oh…look how nice it is out outside…I’m just going to sit near the windows and….uh…oh…
did I just fall out of the window…
I think I might have…
Well….anyway, when I hot the ground it turns out I fell on this exchange beetle from a nearby moon….crushed him. Destroyed my first lifeform!
And that lead to an internship as a Intergalactic Agent. Look at me now.
It worked our for me!
I don’t care if Robert Nkemdiche fell out of a hotel window when he was drunk and high.
He is 21 years old. Think about the stuff you did when you were 21!
Robert Nkemdiche is one of the most intriguing prospects of the NFL draft.
The Ole Miss Defensive Lineman is one of the most talented players coming into the NFL.
But what is he?
Is he a defensive tackle? Is he a defensive end?
Is he built for a 4-3 or a 3-4?
Well, this alien says – Nkemdiche will play and dominate wherever he lines up for you.
He’s explosive, disciplined and a solid tackler.
Guess who Nkemdiche compares too in the NFL – The Dolphins very own Ndamukong Suh!
Nko Way right?
Well we saw the Dolphins use Suh on the edge a few times last year. Could they draft a player like Nkemdiche and move Nkemdiche and Suh all over the DL throughout the game?
The Dolphins won;t be the only suitors for Nkemdiche. Nkemdiche has a great combine.
Nkemdiche ran a 4.87 40 yards dash. He ran he 15th best time of all DL.
He also had the 11th best bench press reps (tied) with 28 reps. So he can probably bench a space shuttle. But what really impressed me was Nkemidche’s vertical jump. Nkemdiche showed how explosive his legs are with the 4th best vertical among DL at 35 inches.
In his time at Ole Miss, Nkemdiche recorded 81 total tackles.
He also produced 6 sacked for the rebels.
Those might not be eye opening stats. But that’s because he was asked to do the kind of work at Ole Miss that usually doesn’t produce big stats.
At times at Ole Miss seems unstoppable.
Charlie Campbell calls Nkemdiche “a rare athlete with a phenomenal combination of size, strength and speed. He can bull rush straight through blockers, yet also has the speed and movement skills of a linebacker.”
Dane Bulger says about Nkemdiche “He can push the pocket with power and offers versatility to make an impact vs the run and penetrate the pocket to make plays in the backfield.”
But what I say about Nkemdiche is that he is a weapon!
If Robert Nkemdiche was an alien weapon of destruction….
um…well…he would be my favorite college bong…
You can watch his highlights here