a boo boo booo boo bah
a weee weee weee wah
Oh hey there…just ignore the baby talk its not for you…Its for this little cutie
Adorable isn’t he!
These little Corozar Bay Moon Babies are the cuties things in the universe
a boo boo boo bah…(Wedge shakes a rattle)
Mine? No no. I picked this little guy up and about 3000 more as my latest weapon.
You see, the idea is you land on an unsuspecting planet you want to destroy and you give them the “please take my baby” bit. Who can resist? Look how adorable he is with his big sad eyes. Then you fly off and leave the baby behind.
Then after dark…
Its a whole different baby
On average A Corozar Bay Moon Baby can eat about 60 square miles, inhabited or not, in a 48 hour period. Pretty impressive! These little guys have a rabid appetite.
So you have to make a few landings on the planet of you want it devoured within a week.
These babies and there appetite remind me of the attacking linebacker I want the Dolphins to draft.
Deion Jones is one of those linebackers.
The LSU Linebacker was a force for the Tigers in 2015.
Its easy to miss talent like Jones on a talented team like LSU.
LSU puts so much talent in the NFL you should not overlook anyone on their roster.
The 6’1 222 pund linebacker might seem small to some, but that did not stop him from racking up 100 tackles, 13.5 for a loss.
That was his only year starting for LSU. Jones didn’t start until Kwon Alexander left for the NFL in 2015. Hey Kown Alexander? Didn’t I do a scouting report on him last year?
Yep! And ironically many scouts compare Jones to Alexander.
At the combine Jones caught the attention of the NFL by running a 4.59 40 yard dash.
He also had a 33 inch vertical jump and a 120 inch broad jump at the combine.
But it was his pro day that really set him apart and has him moving up[ the boards.
Deion Jones ran a blazing 4.38 40 yard dash at his pro day. WOW!
He also upped his vertical jump by 2 1/2 inches and did 18 reps on the bench press.
I know some Dolfans are looking forward to drafting Jones on day 3 of the draft.
But the secret is out.
I’m expecting Deion Jones to be drafted by the time round 3 is over.
So if the Dolphins want this attacking linebacker – they will have to make that move early.
Just like the people who adopt this adorable baby should get the fuck off their planet before it gets dark!
If Deion Jones was an alien weapon of destruction…
he would be the deadly Corozar Bay Moon Baby!
You can watch Jones against Florida here: