a boo boo booo boo bah
a weee weee weee wah
Oh hey there…just ignore the baby talk its not for you…Its for this little cutie
Adorable isn’t he!
These little Corozar Bay Moon Babies are the cuties things in the universe
a boo boo boo bah…(Wedge shakes a rattle)
Mine? No no. I picked this little guy up and about 3000 more as my latest weapon.
You see, the idea is you land on an unsuspecting planet you want to destroy and you give them the “please take my baby” bit. Who can resist? Look how adorable he is with his big sad eyes. Then you fly off and leave the baby behind.
Then after dark…
Its a whole different baby
On average A Corozar Bay Moon Baby can eat about 60 square miles, inhabited or not, in a 48 hour period. Pretty impressive! These little guys have a rabid appetite.
So you have to make a few landings on the planet of you want it devoured within a week.
These babies and there appetite remind me of the attacking linebacker I want the Dolphins to draft.
Deion Jones is one of those linebackers.
The LSU Linebacker was a force for the Tigers in 2015.
Its easy to miss talent like Jones on a talented team like LSU.
LSU puts so much talent in the NFL you should not overlook anyone on their roster.
The 6’1 222 pund linebacker might seem small to some, but that did not stop him from racking up 100 tackles, 13.5 for a loss.
That was his only year starting for LSU. Jones didn’t start until Kwon Alexander left for the NFL in 2015. Hey Kown Alexander? Didn’t I do a scouting report on him last year?
Yep! And ironically many scouts compare Jones to Alexander.
At the combine Jones caught the attention of the NFL by running a 4.59 40 yard dash.
He also had a 33 inch vertical jump and a 120 inch broad jump at the combine.
But it was his pro day that really set him apart and has him moving up[ the boards.
Deion Jones ran a blazing 4.38 40 yard dash at his pro day. WOW!
He also upped his vertical jump by 2 1/2 inches and did 18 reps on the bench press.
I know some Dolfans are looking forward to drafting Jones on day 3 of the draft.
But the secret is out.
I’m expecting Deion Jones to be drafted by the time round 3 is over.
So if the Dolphins want this attacking linebacker – they will have to make that move early.
Just like the people who adopt this adorable baby should get the fuck off their planet before it gets dark!
If Deion Jones was an alien weapon of destruction…
he would be the deadly Corozar Bay Moon Baby!
Lookout NFL!
You can watch Jones against Florida here:
Finsmob Unleashed 
Randy says:
April 20, 2016 at 3:02 pm
If you don’t trust Bradford to be your long term QB, you draft his replacement NOW. You don’t wait until you need one. You bring a young guy in and groom him to step in in a year or two.
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WTF? No, you don’t extend him at all if you have no confidence in Bradford.
Maybe the Eagles like Goff and/or Wentz better than the QBs available next year.
Chip Kelly is pretty damn polished, after another season at the helm he is going to be on their level. Deshaun Watson is probably there already. Kayaa seems to be proving his merit at the U though i dont know if i thin he is on their level yet, im still looking at him. Faulk im not sure about either.
You are right though my evaluation and theres may be different and maybe they felt the need to strike now, i just find it hard to believe what the gave up could ever really make sense for what they got. Probably wont know until end of the year next year.
Also, im a pretty conservative draft guy, im not big on trading up, without the team is pretty solid, oesnt have many needs, and the guy we are getting makes sense for the trade. Giving up this years 1st, and all the rest of it, minus the next year’s first, and i think it would make sense to me, giving up that other first along with all your picks between pick 2 and pick 79 really hurts them for putting people in place to help Goff be successful, as well as taking away next years 1 means they miss out on putting more quality around him the second year. It really just doesn’t make sense. Lynch at 8 (even though i consider that too high for him), giving up nothing, makes WAY more sense given what QB structure they currently have. Most teams that make that kind of trade have nothing to fallback on they have to make that trade, it makes more sense what the Rams did and i think they over paid as well.
gdp
Hey, I’m not saying I agree with what the Eagles have done. I’m just trying to understand it. Lol
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I do think they could be thinking they draft a guy this year and don’t have to worry about playing him for a couple years. Extending Bradford doesn’t mean that can’t happen. They could even envision trading him…especially if he plays ok. It could be a win-win for them if the QB they draft develops nicely. I just keep going back to how do you justify giving up they many picks for anything but a QB?
Yeah, that’s the ticket.
Yeah i was about to post that earlier, i think it would have made more sense if the trade included Bradford and possible they keep one of those thirds or didnt include the 2018 second rounder…. then you see, this is them going after their new starter, extending Bradford as if to say he’s going to be our guy then making a move that usually would be for a team getting a starter…they just dont match up.
OD’s great grandson, the Eagle fan. 😉
https://youtu.be/NR9wpOjzp2U
Soemthing about him indicates he is not related to OD to me….
LMAO, you’re right. He’s way overweight & OD is trim.
Did ya listen to this kids rant? It’s freakin hilarious.
how many times have the top 2 picks been QBs
its probably more often than not
actually, no it’s only been 7 times in the history of the NFL.
How many times has it been two different teams blowing their load to trade up to get them…im going to guess 0.
ESPN gave this # this number
and I think your are close
Its like the 2nd time
D,
I never like these big trades. It doesn’t seem like a good trade for the Eagles because they have a number of needs. But, they must have a plan. I think only guys like Marino or Elway are worth trades like this, but the NFL is so nuts over finding that “franchise QB” that they’re willing to hamstring themselves to get one. It just points to how QB-centric the NFL is…and how much they value them over every single other position.
The good thing for us is that this may push the next QB up higher and another guy gets pushed down to us. Who’s the next best QB?
Tannehill
There is some chirping out there look for another team to move up for Lynch.
Denver was my thought even before this other dumb trade up by the Eagles.
I think it’s so very strange that 2 teams traded their entire team away in a draft where there was absolutely no clear cut #1 pick, and clearly no stud QB. I really don’t get it, and it reeks of desperation to take Wentz and Goff at #1 and #2. The best players in this draft are probably Jalen Ramsey and Laremy Tunsil. Go figure . . .
QBs
Yeah, but it’s not Luck is there, these are just OK QB’s. Wentz probably has a high ceiling, but Goff isn’t all that. He’s ready to play now, but what’s his ceiling?
Not disagreeing, just we’re seeing it more and more. It also shows you that teams feel you can make up for lost draft picks by using FAs.
Rock
Don’t tell me you looked up the history of the draft to come up with that number
How much time do you have on your hands
I’d rather have his ass in my hands, well ok, let me clarify, his avie’s ass. lol 🙂
shhhhwwoooooo! Thanks for clarifying. LOL I was going to have to avoid you at the Fest.
Tim Knight says:
April 20, 2016 at 12:48 pm
We can refer to it as the Titties. LOL
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Tim that is the name of my fantasy teams. I must go to bed very late here. Talk soon.
Wallaby Titties
“The Sweet Kangaroo Pouches” would be my name
Ahhhhh
the benefits of being your own boss in the Spring in the Northeast
if you guys don’t know
the weather has dramatically changed in the northeast over the last week or 2
and with the change of weather
comes a change on the way the women dress
a dramatic change!
I’m going to stop working for a few minutes now
literally to walk around my block and take it all in
Ahhhhhhhh….this time of year is the best
Take it all in, then blow it all out. LOL
Contrary to the reports, I have NOT hijacked Randy’s wordpress account
I think maybe you hijacked Les Snead’s computer though. lol
I don’t have any contact w/Snead but I do have a direct line to Steve Ross’ “Bat Dreidel”
Randy is quite the veteran of Tannyhate
I think his first Tannyhate post predates the 2012 draft
I would think mine goes back that far too.
Why do you think I have a humming pussy as my avi? Clue what goes with Titties.
Koala Hand Jobs go with titties right?
Koalas piss onya, Seriously, they are evil buggers. I must go cya.
Evil?
Me?
LOL
G’nite Lee!
Mmmyyyyeeessss!!!!
Kaitlyn’s new vajayjay?
Lynch is next best Randy, but like Tannehill he is raw, he doesnt have the game count under his belt and his skills in certain areas are really raw. He is one of those guys though because of his size, arm strength, general athletic ability, etc is though to have the highest potential for being a franchise player in the next few years. You know how that goes, it really depends on his development program and him emotionally/cerebreally matching up with his physical potential, so its really a who knows.
Conner Cook is the well refined guy, makes good decisions, had a decent arm, etc etc. He just doesn’t come off the books as a beast in the making, he seems fairly limited physically speaking so his potential is lower even though his NFL readiness is higher.
Then there is Hackenberg who looks the part of a stud NFL QB, he’s very prototypical pro style passer, but raw is almost a understatement and i hear he is attitude is kinda poor.
Dak Prescott is very football smart, he has a pretty decent arm, throws with zip, but he’s a little bit smaller and has been branded with the label of hybrid QB. He’s better than most and impressive to me was at the Senior Bowl, he was the only QB calling in the plays from the sideline, showing you that at least one NFL team thinks he is a next level guy. I actually think he is much better than there is a perception of him.
Thats my next 4 guys, there are a lot of next next level guys who have potential, but im not sure any of them ever step on the field as a starter.
what is the 3rd in the original version
Women’s rights
somehow I think the exclusion of women’s rights at the dinner table wouldn’t go over very well in a lot of houses
Mike E. says:
April 20, 2016 at 3:48 pm
Yeah, but it’s not Luck is there, these are just OK QB’s. Wentz probably has a high ceiling, but Goff isn’t all that. He’s ready to play now, but what’s his ceiling?
Even Luck hasn’t been “Luck” that is all slobbered over. He is a 58% completion guy with 7.05 yard average. He is a career 85 passer rating guy. (it’s true. look it up) he has 101 TD’s & 55 Ints.
Cue the Tannebashers / lucklickers….
And their OL got the shit kicked out of him. He’s still not healthy.
NO EXCUSES FOR SHITTY O LINES DAMN IT!!
if he was really as good as “they” say he could still play with 5 orange parking cones in front of him.
…butt butt butt, Luck is elite, butt butt butt, Luck knows how to win, butt butt….
The Flying Pig says:
April 20, 2016 at 3:44 pm
Rock
Don’t tell me you looked up the history of the draft to come up with that number
LOL No, they said it on NFL network last night which I record and watch in the morning before work.
The Flying Pig says:
April 20, 2016 at 4:29 pm
somehow I think the exclusion of women’s rights at the dinner table wouldn’t go over very well in a lot of houses
That is why it’s on the list with politics and religion. they do not lend themselves to peaceful conversations.
Getterdone, you better just keep those mitts to yourself there brother. You will draw back a stump.
Then I’d just have to stump her….lol
Ian Rapoport @RapSheet 1m1 minute ago
Sources: #Cowboys & DE DeMarcus Lawrence were notified that Lawrence faces a 4-game suspension for another failed drug test. He’s appealing
and another one gone another one gone another one bites the dust….
What with only 4 games for another suspension?
Just pointing out another drug suspension….man you are in a combative mood arent you…lol
It wasn’t directed at you, why only 4 games for a 2nd time when Jordan got so much?
How am I being combative? Because I found it funny that Randy found a way to bring Tannehill into an Eagles/Browns trade discussion? LOL
Outdoor urinal at Mission Dolores Park in San Francisco.
SAN FRANCISCO (CBS SF) — A conservative group Friday threatened to sue the city of San Francisco over an outdoor urinal installed during a recent upgrade at Dolores Park.
The urinal near a J-Church light-rail line stop on the edge of the park, which consists of a semi-circular screen and a drain into the sewer system, violates the privacy rights of both users and those forced to watch them, discriminates against women and the disabled and poses a public health risk, according to a letter sent to the city by the Pacific Justice Institute, a conservative legal defense nonprofit.
The urinal, or “pissoir,” was installed as part of an extensive $20.5 million renovation project at Dolores Park just completed last month.
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Tim, I thought you said civilization is evolving and advancing society to new highs….lol
I never said that. I said evolution is happening, not society. LOL
But if you go back in time when we were about as ignorant as you can be, I’d say we’re making progress. 🙂
I wonder what contractor got rich with that $20M contract and he then builds a half circle curb with a drain in it, & see thru chain link fence for the utmost of privacy….SMH
Yeah that’s pretty stupid.
Rock,
Thats kinda what i was saying though, you are comparing him to what he turned out to be, you cant compare these guys to Luck now you have to Luck then and what Luck was seen as coming out of college is a sure fire stud. I still think the guy is good but you are right, he hasn’t turned out anything near what was expected, especially with what happened last year. Im not Lucklicker but his evaluation coming out of college was WAY higher than these guys evaluated this year were by the same evaluators.
That was my point when I said it. We all remember the “Suck for Luck” embarrassment the NFL product had to endure….Goodell should have made them forfeit their pick. That was disgraceful.
Assuming the pissior is in correlation to the Target thing announced today?
What’s that?
Target decided today that a person can use whichever restroom they wish at their stores if they do not identify with the gender specifically assigned for their physiology, ie males that identify as females may use the female facilities and vice versa.
Oh okay. Just don’t become a rapist now because that’s what everyone is concerned about. LOL
I’d be pissing up high thru the chain link fence trying to hit the bus windows as it stopped to drop off & pick up passengers.
You know what is strange…..I just looked at ALL the QB stats on ESPN & NFL.Com and Winning isn’t one of them…..Hmmmmmm
My personal feeling on the Target rule is it is violating even more people’s right to open it up like that and open things up to potential risks. I think if they intend to make bathrooms gender neutral then bathrooms must all be single units (one in one out) or they must provide a gender neutral bathroom for those who who do not wish to identify with what physically they are.
Most public bathrooms are like that. But unisex bathrooms aren’t anything new. Most large public bathrooms with multiple stalls etc. are at stadiums and airports and are usually very crowded so it’s not a great stalking ground. Like everything, it will evolve after some experimentation.
Then again, you don’t have to use the public bathroom. I usually try to avoid them because I’d rather not walk around in piss and smell other people’s shit.. LOL
Unisex bathrooms in my experience arent multi stall bathrooms though. They are basically turning their multi-stall bathrooms into unisex, which to me opens the doors for a guy who may be up to no good to dress as a woman and walk right in… As a male, im not overly concerned with it, though the urinal situation might be a little awkward when a woman walks up in there. As a woman, though i would expect they would feel very apprehensive having a man in their bathroom. Just for that reason i feel its a loss f their rights to safety and security, for the sake of the feelings of someone who doesnt want to identify as one thing or the other….
Again, i feel open to accommodating their wishes to not have to identify as something they feel they arent, i just think a much better method for handling it should be found so as not to obstruct the rights of others. I feel certain this is a court ruling in the making.
maybe the baby changing room is a bathroom?
the plumbing industry wants to make 3rd bathrooms a public issue where all business’ and public restrooms are required to have 3rd bathrooms. How’s that for new business. Happy 420 day
some one always sees an angle to profit
(I tip my hat to the plumbing industry)
D, what is keeping a man or woman up to no good from walking in now? There is more danger in the parking lot then in the bathroom.
There’s my buddy Rock. You ever make it down this way. all I got for you is a link (and that I am close by).
http://tiltedkilt.com/fort-lauderdale/
looks like a cool place for single guys.Happy 420 day
It’s actually like Hooters, but without as much guilt. Don’t ask me why, but groups of women go there on the busy nights. But yeah, lots of the other nights it is high-end Hooters. Wife likes it though.
its not cool for single guys
none of those ladies will go home with you
Its cool for married guys to take in some eye candy
But what’s under them kilts? lol
Pig — Never saw groups of women hanging out at Hooters though. Least it took it a step up with a chance in there. And food is a whole lot better too. But regardless……no debating the eye candy factor.
Browns waived TE Chase Ford. Probably getting ready for all that room they’ll have with 12 picks in the 2016 draft, 6 of which are top 100.
Anyone here interested in this young Cane in our TC?
Failed Browns – that’s how you get better.
Well, as I stated, maybe they felt like with 12 draft picks, they would come up with a TE or 2.
LOL @ the attack on Randy. As I was reading through I came to his innocent comment and very rightfully predicted what was coming. Unbelievable.
Yeah right. As if the conversation about the Eagles/Browns trade had anything to do with Tannehill. Give me a break. You guys are going loony with your dislike of the guy. It’s actually pretty funny though. LOL
OMG, c’mon! No one was attacking him. Was playful banter by a bunch of blogging jocks who razz each other all the time….don’t be so PC my friend….lol
Piggy, i tip my hat to all those surgeons that specialize in redoing the plumbing on all these misfits. Big money in it, especially since I think obamacare requires Ins Co’s to pay for it.
Psychological counseling might be a better appropriation of taxpayer money being spent.
I tend to think if they have the surgery they are serious about identity issues
I try not to judge it, even if I don’t understand it
and sometimes I even laugh about things that are strange to me – but ultimately I try not to judge
In terms of Obamacare I do not care what they pay for or do not
I only care about my own ins and what my premiums are
I am generally a nice pig
but I have no strong morales that are greater than my pocket book
Given my expreince hunting for health ins befor Obamacare and hunting for insu after it and now that I have through my own business – I tend to think Obamacare has decreased the amount I pay.
Ok, fair enough.
I’ve said this a lot, but I do not hate Tannehill. There are things I like about him. I just think there are fundamental QB skills in which he lacks that will always hold him back and keep him an average QB. I still hope he kicks ass this year and do root for him to succeed.
That was very simple to understand
How could he kick ass this year if he has “fundamental QB skills in which he lacks that will always hold him back and keep him an average QB” ???
Luck and the Gase shoe implanted in his ass
here’s a tip for you youngsters when using carbon copies. U can use both sides when you stray a mist of water on the cc. These kids now a days are so wasteful. Happy 420 day.
Carbon Copies? Those are over there by my VHS tapes.
Great, now jestssucks is high as a kite….lol
Interesting how it may shake out for J-ville. They loaded up on DE both with last years #1 pick and then in FA this year and Bosa and Buckner will likely both be sitting there. I wonder if they try to trade out.
That’s an interesting angle. But A lot of Mocks have them going Jack, or maybe Ramsey will drop to 5th if Dallas goes Zeke.
I was assuming Tunsil to SD and Dallas getting Ramsey which they would be stupid to pass up.
Could shake out that way.
LOL @ Son editing his own posts. Nice to have the keys to the car, err blog eh? 🙂
stangerx says:
April 20, 2016 at 5:31 pm (Edit)
Pig — Never saw groups of women hanging out at Hooters though. Least it took it a step up with a chance in there. And food is a whole lot better too. But regardless……no debating the eye candy factor.
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Have you been to Twin Peaks in Davie
Its on University Drive – west of where you are out…maybe out of the way for you.
Nope — but far as I know same as the Kilt…..is there a difference?
Reason I get away with the British place is cause we can walk there. And like I said nice option given that.
gdp
I said I “hope” he kicks ass. I hope with my heart. I evaluate with my brain. I always hope the team and players do well. That doesn’t mean I think they will.
Ok, I get ya. I’m sure you still hope Dallas Thomas makes the pro bowl too. Lord knows that would help Tanny. 🙂
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_1HobDmuPg
My fav Cake tune.
Their version of War Pigs is playing now its pretty good, I’ll check this out next
Cool, I’ll check out War Pigs version by them……here’s another one that my ex loved.
Oh I know this song, pretty cool
Kevin Nogle @thephinsider 39s40 seconds ago
WHAT?!? Josh Norman suddenly a FA; Can Miami enter the chase?
No friggin way does Carolina let him loose that easily.
That’d be some shit
gdp
It was me that said Thomas was a soft player and drafted at least a round too high when we picked him. I got shouted down for being “negative” as usual. Lol
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I’ve never been a huge fan of Thomas. But, I do see his athletic ability….and was willing to give him some time to develop and prove me wrong. I believe it takes OL at least 3 years to become the player they can be. Fans give up way too early on OL, in my opinion. Thomas has not gotten appreciably better and still plays soft. Maybe they should give him 5 years to develop like…ahem…other players. Lol
I hope Forester & Gase’s new offensive approach turns Dallas T in the right direction. He does have talent.
One for our own Piggy. 🙂
D, what is keeping a man or woman up to no good from walking in now? There is more danger in the parking lot then in the bathroom.
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Tim, what keeps it from happening is the public knows they dont belong there when they see that now. It would get reported and then security would step in. If this is an ok thing now, then there is nothing to report and by time there is, its already done.
Again, im not suggesting not accommodating them, just am for a more fair way to do this. Some may not blink an eye in the case of a person of the opposite sex walking in while they are pissing in the urinal, some may not feel at all bad walking in to see a guy at the sink in the womens bathroom, but id wager a lot of money, more would have issue with it that wouldnt, so why must this be handled this way when others will be affected, when it could just as easily be handled in a way where it wouldnt? I just dont see the point of going the path of most resistance when there are suitable alternatives.
All I know is if my wife goes in a public “woman’s” room and I’m outside and a guy starts going in there I’m grabbing him by the back of shirt collar and let’s say – disallowing.
Panthers rescinded CB Josh Norman’s franchise tag, making him a free agent.
“After a number of conversations with Josh’s agent, we realized that a long-term deal was not attainable,” GM Dave Gettleman said in a statement. “We thank Josh for all his contributions and truly wish him well.” The stunning announcement makes it clear the Panthers aren’t just rescinding Norman’s tag, but moving on altogether. There would almost certainly seem to be more than meets the eye here, as Norman was one of the league’s best players in 2015, and would have made an affordable $13.952 million under the franchise tag. If there’s not, and this is a simple matter of the Panthers moving on from a player they determined would no longer be with the team past 2016, Norman will become the subject of a feeding frenzy on the open market.
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What say you pundits, dreamers, & bullshitters?
If we had him and Suh on the same D there be the first on field arrest for assault. Bring him in.
Im not a big fan of his, i think he is somewhat overrated, and by that i dont mean he isnt good i just dont think he is a superstar at the position. Id take a look at him, id evaluate what he is asking for, and id also look into why it was rescinded. We have about 14mil to play with, taking out what we will need for the rookie class, figure out whether you want to go vet or draft and then make an offer.
BTW Son, that War Pigs remake was pretty cool, a tamer version if you will. Another band I like a lot, Gov’t Mule did a War Pigs remake that’s different.
getterdone says:
April 20, 2016 at 5:29 pm
Great, now jestssucks is high as a kite….lol
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it’s 420 day,of course I am. I don’t have to worry about piss tests anymore… Who do you think invented kites for cargo ships to save on fuel? People who got high as a kite.
LOL, party on Garth.
Way to go Jetssuck! Mahabone
I am a big fan of Cake
I like Frank Sinatra and Commissioning a Symphony in C
Good stuff.
Here you go Stanger
http://www.twinpeaksrestaurant.com/locations/davie/
Its right by Nova and the Dolphins Training Facility if you know that area
I think they have lingerie night
(Piggy’s eyes pop out)
I have to think if Carolia figured they were not going to get him re-signed then he sure as shit is asking for crazy money. He would have to be tremendously far apart from them and probably threatening hold out for them to make that move. I dont know if i would want to deal with that shit personally.
Infact i have just now talked myself into that being a really foolish move to sign him…im out like the guys on shark tank.
I’ll go 300K for 10%
Don’t all bathroom stalls work the same? Why can’t a man who thinks he’s a woman go into a man’s bathroom and use the stall just like they would in a woman’s bathroom? And, can’t a woman who thinks she’s a man go use a man’s bathroom…well…because they’re a woman and get to do whatever they want anyway? I’ve been to lots of concerts, trainings and different events where the women hijack the men’s bathroom, and I can’t even use the damn thing because there’s a line of women waiting to use both bathrooms! Lol
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We should all just get back to doing our business behind a tree. What’s wrong with that?
My thing is safety and its more for the sake of women than i really feel for myself. I think its also unsafe for the transgender woman going into the mens room, i just dont think that would be safe for them. I definitely do not want a man, in a dress or otherwise, in the bathroom with my daughter, no way ill feel comfortable with that.
I agree
yeah when i was talking with co-workers earlier i said they basically gave up potentially 6 starters in that trade.
To get a guy that’s better than Tanny, err, oh wait… 😉
Crazy about Norman
and right before the draft
changes everything
I think we’ll hear of a PED or failed drug test shortly, maybe some kinda criminal charge.
He thought he had them over a barrel and they called his bluff maybe now he’ll be a little more reasonable
I dont think it changes much, i think the teams that were targeting CB’s early still go that route, i think others that may have had their eyes on DE’s but may have been going to draft CB out of necessity and have plenty of cap space might feel like getting him and then going after the DE they wanted, but i think thats a small subset.
Hello young Stanger! Hope you are well. I have been to the he Kilt in Boca. I like the uni’s and food better than Hooters.
and to answer someone’s question up above you don’t have to wonder what is under the kilts they are so short you can see! Hmmmm minikilt?
Next years picks are crazy to give up
didn’t like it for RG3 and I thought he would be something
Really depends on the state of your team, you feel like that because we are always depending so hard on draft to complete our team, other teams are in different positions and a next years first isnt a big deal. Hell some of them are always drafting very late first so they are giving up something equivalent to an early 2nd round selection.
Piggy, this is a cool mix on Sinatra’s This Town
Cake does a song called Frank Sinatra. Piggs doesn’t like Frank’s music.
Yeah, I know the Cake song Frank Sinatra, it’s good. But it reminded me of this cool mix with his voice in ‘This Town’, it’s snappy, love the harmonica stuff in there too.
Bloodhound Gang has a song called Chasey Lane….. 🙂
Right on GD
Where is that cool picture from, it looks familiar?
Paul Anka does Nirvana
Somebody do a blood test on him stat….lol
Man, when I see somebody pull into a handicap spot and throw up their handicap tag and then get out of the car and run into the store it really makes me want to break their f****** ankles
Maybe their handicap is mental not physical……. Maybe they are Trans-able…. you know a disabled person in an able persons body…look it up its a real thing, they should have the right to identify as disabled and use that spot… lol
LOL @ Trans-able
D,
I was just joking around. But, I think you are severely underestimating the potential danger for men in a bathroom. It’s not just about women’s safety. People can claim lots of things happen that didn’t….and how does a guy defend himself against accusations when all he wanted to do was take a piss? It’s not just about physical danger.
Yeah thats true, i didnt think of that angle but yeah thats a scary proposition.
You should go to the bathroom that your junk is assigned to.
GD, I’m diggin’ the Frankie remix
Glad, it’s cool….trippy man.
I was hoping Philly would trade up to #2. come on down Zeke.
Good point, but dammit I’d rather have Shaq. I’d be happy with Zeke too though.
Lou above says, you can get an RB later to share carries with Ajayi, but imagine what kind of QB RT would be, if he had a great running game, one that wouldn’t be provided by a later pick.
I feel the same way Randy on trading up, just say no.
Just make all bathrooms unisex. But, I don’t want any gals complaining when I drop a deuce that rips the hairs out of their noses and makes their eyes water. Just give me a golf clap and go about your business. Lol
LOL
Be careful what you wish for people
I like this one too
Armando Salguero reached out to Dolphins’ sources who said of Norman: “Can’t say yes for sure. But it would be wrong to say no.“
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Really Mando, way to say something thats has a value of nothing lol. Jesus these guys are fucking hacks.
Why is it complicated, if you have a dick you use the men’s room.
When Trump gets elected that will end all this namby pamby bullshit.
That’s what I was hoping for.
Adam Beasley @AdamHBeasley
Dolphins trade up to #3.Is Ramsey the pick?
WTF is going on guys?
Lol, fucking with youse.
Shoulda let it marinate a little more lol….let them go crazy over the rumor for a few before pulling the PSYCH!
I tried to have a huge space between my last line and the others. It didnt work out but you are right.
I hope that’s not real.
Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter 3m3 minutes ago
It’s only natural, but those who have spoken to Sam Bradford say he is not happy with today’s trade.
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Thank you Catherine Obvious…….
With the trades going on im still not sure if we wont see a thrid, possibly 4th QB taken before us. You still have Browns with strong need at QB, at 8, you have SF with strong need at 7, does Conner Cook all of a sudden make the jump from early second later 1st round evaluations to being a top 10 guy? This QB shit is getting fucking crazy.
The Browns have RGIII to further destroy. Say it isn’t so we need Cook available later on
Steve- you can identify as anything you want, hell you can identify as a horseshoe crab but if you have a dick you use the men’s room.
See how easy that was?
I think im going to start a life of crime and when they come to get me im going to say im trans-virtuous and they cant put me in prison with people i dont identify with, i need to be free like my people.
You can say anything you want, but once arrested they do what they want.
What’s keeping a man up to no good from dressing up like a woman now and going into the ladies room? And why would a transgender or whatever have an easier way to get away with committing a crime than anyone else at the moment? I don’t see crimes being committed in public bathrooms anyway. Unless were talking about a subway station bathroom at 3 in the morning with nobody around. But that’s always been a danger.
im,
I dont have a problem with it except for one thing. It does make women uncomfortable and why should 0.000345% of the population be able to do that to about 50% of the pop? Just doesn’t make any sense at all.
I think we’ll see in time if it becomes a problem. But I don’t buy the crime argument because there’s nothing stopping anyone from doing that now and a public restroom is probably not the best place to get away with that. They’re trapped.
Randy for the record, when we drafted Dallas Thomas you and I had discussions about him and I asked you for your opinion on him. I never got on you for any criticism of him. He didn’t come into the league as a finished product and it appears he still isn’t, unfortunately.
Do folks who are transgender know the rule about always keeping a urinal between you and the next guy and never, ever looking to your left or right?
I know some guys at work that don’t know that rule.
Tim,
Gotcha. I just know folks think I defend our OL a lot, but I am just as critical of them as anybody….maybe even more so.
The entire team has deserved some criticism for some time now. Last year was a friggin joke.
I mostly agree Tim, but entire is a strong word and I know at least 2 guys you can’t say that about Landry Jones 😉
Well I was speaking in generalities. LOL
Didn’t your teachers ever tell you when an absolute is used in a multiple choice answer it’s usually not the correct one 😛
The Carolina Panthers made a surprising move by taking the franchise tag off Pro Bowl CB Josh Norman. That is a HUGE need for the Miami Dolphins. As usual, money will be a big question. The Dolphins have approximately $19.5 million of cap room left for 2016, according to NFLPA figures, and still need to sign their rookie class. Norman will ask for top dollar. Walker
I’ve been seeing numbers all over the lot for our cap figure, Adam Beasley also says this it’s around $20M, the site I’ve been going to dropped from like $23M to $13M without any acquisitions.
I’d make an offer to Norman. I know Mike is worrying about the cap, but our D would be pretty damn good. What do we have to lose? So our cap is in hell, we haven’t accomplished anything with a good cap lately.
If we were the Eagles we’d be getting blasted by everyone, right about now, and I’d be doing it too. WTF are they doing paying all that money for the 2 crap QBs they have, and now trading players and picks to take another crappy QB. 2016 they have the 2nd pick, 2017 they’ll have the first pick.
All this trading up by giving way the farm for QB’s that need time to develop reminds me why I appreciate the Phins having Ryan Tannehill.
Folks, there is a serious QB shortage out there, and you see the desperation of it. Now there’s talk of 3-4 QB’s going before we pick…lol
Just got off phone with my Brown fan buddy. They got Josh McCown, just signed RG3, Austin Davis & Connor Shaw, and still wanting a QB….lol
Thank You #17. I hope Gase & Co. truly takes the handcuffs off & gives you a solid offensive system with sensible playcalling with improved personnel around you. You so deserve good things for the NFL record beating you’ve taken for this franchise the past 4 years!!!
Go Tanny!
Another Tanny Novena
Brown’s did the right thing, you don’t draft a QB when the rest of the team is shit. Rebuild with the draft/trades, then get a QB. How’d Tim Couch do on their sorry team? He might’ve been a decent QB, if he played on another team.
Oh they’ll draft one, it’s in the NFL bylaws that the Browns must ruin a rookie QB every year.
They should and most likely will draft one, just not in the first round. Unless they think they’ll have the first pick next yr and take one then.
Anyone else notice how much the top end talent on our team has increased, since we haven’t had to worry about a QB?
Very good point. We got a solid young QB. We had piss poor coaching. Now if GAse & Tbomb/Grier can keep stocking good college talent onto our team, then we’ll be alright.
steveccnv says:
April 20, 2016 at 7:01 pm
I mostly agree Tim, but entire is a strong word and I know at least 2 guys you can’t say that about Landry Jones😉
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Dude Landry Jones sucks. 3rd stringer. 😉
Oh, did I leave out the AND 😉
Landry AND Jones, myyyyyy bad!
LOL, I knew what ya meant.
I know you did, that’s why I wrote it that way.
Couple more players and we’re close to having talent like the team Harbaugh took over in SF. Gasebaugh can do the same thing in 2016, at least that’s what I’m hoping for.
Very good point. We got a solid young QB. We had piss poor coaching. Now if GAse & Tbomb/Grier can keep stocking good college talent onto our team, then we’ll be alright.
I hope so too
Glad Son agrees with me. 🙂
We all do.
I was replying to Steve actually ( he didn’t use the T-word lol)
Tim i just wonder why you are being defensive here. Do you truly have no belief that anything does or could happen in a public restroom if you start mixing different sexes into them or is this some other issue you have with having an alternative to what is being proposed? Or is this some personal judgment towards me and my reasoning for having a more compromising alternative?
To refute what you are saying about the crime aspect, a guy dressed up like a woman still looks like a guy, and if he is noticed, people would go, by the defining rules of the day, man does not belong in woman’s bathroom, and violation of said rules would in turn have someone report something that should be. Result, security goes in and likely prevents anything from happening, if indeed that is what was going to go down and for the life of me i cant see what good was coming from that guy dressing like a woman to go in there. Now enter a rule change where men dressed as women are allowed to go into that restroom, same scenario, the guy would not be reported and if something were to happen, he MAY get caught but after the violation has occurred. This in turn is a loss of security even if the previous rule couldn’t fully guarantee it not happening previously.
Im also not saying the transgender person is the one up to no good, im saying the rule for transgender to use the bathroom of the sex opposite to what they actually are opens the vulnerability for this to happen, most likely by a fully heterosexual but very disturbed male. They could also be in danger themselves, for example a male bathroom, female transgender in there, who is to say that he wouldnt do something to her, there are hateful evil people out there man.
Also yeah things happen in public bathrooms all the time, its naive to think it doesn’t. Not too long ago here in Mobile there was a dude dressing up like a woman, going into the woman’s bathroom and then taking pictures of little girls when they used the restroom. He got away with it a couple times before they caught him and they caught him because someone notice it was a man dressed as a woman and reported it. At least it was just photos but it could have been worse. Had it been that he could have been viewed as a transgender, and that not been weird, then he could have gotten away with until someone actually noticed he was snapping the pictures from over the stall.
You typed all of that in 2 minutes! that would take me a half hour and I’d forget most of what I was going to say.
Tim’s not being defensive, he’s just dancing around the subject wearing tights….lol 😉 We luv ya Timma!
Speaking of Naïve, you really think security would stop something? I was at a beach resort one time and as we approached our hotel, from the beach, a girl came running towards us saying help my friend is being raped. We quickly got security, and he pointed his flashlight every place except where the rape was taking place, until the 4 guys ran off.
I know it’s just one time, but how often is security on the ball? When I worked in a casino in Tahoe those guys used to go flying down the hall when there was a fight in the night club, but most security officers are old or over weight, or somewhat whimpy.
Son, you got issues with your hunt and pecker 😉
I get all that. But you just pointed out that it already happened without the new laws. That’s what I’ve been saying. Creepy people are creepy people already. When do little girls go into bathrooms by themselves?
How am I being defensive? I’m just stating my opinion. I’m not saying you’re wrong, and I understand why you and others aren’t comfortable with it. I’m not a proponent of it, I just don’t think it will be a big deal in the big scheme of things.
I just saw a guy knock a guy out in the middle of a busy street yesterday while ordering some lunch. The guy was laying in the street unconscious for a few minutes with cars driving around him before getting up and looking like a boxer who still doesn’t have his legs. He had supporters around him, but it was a really fucked up thing to witness. People commit violence anywhere in all sorts of ways all the time.
What’s a matter you for thinking you have an opinion here 😛
Norman immediately becomes an unrestricted free agent.
“After a number of conversations with Josh’s agent we realized that a long-term deal was not attainable,” general manager Dave Gettleman said in a statement. “We have decided to rescind the franchise tag freeing Josh to immediately become a UFA. We thank Josh for all his contributions and truly wish him well.”
Norman wasn’t in a talking move shortly after the development was announced.
“Man, I just don’t feel like talking about it right now,” Norman told the Associated Press.
It’s a stunning turn of events after Gettleman insisted all offseason he didn’t believe in drafting and developing players “for other teams.” The Panthers will now walk away from the 28-year-old corner.
Still, don’t expect Norman to be on the open market for long — a source informed of the situation told NFL Media Insider Ian Rapoport that teams started contacting Norman within an hour of the Panthers’ announcement.
Norman burst onto the scene in 2015, with his first All-Pro season, compiling four interceptions and 19 passes defenses. Norman allowed a 60.9 passer rating in coverage 2015, the 15th-lowest passer rating allowed among qualifying cornerbacks last season.
To rescind the tag a week before the NFL draft is unprecedented.
Panthers GM Gettleman’s belief in regards to “shutdown corners,” especially in the Panthers’ system, could also shed some light on the decision.
“Shutdown corner is a misnomer. There’s very few of them. It’s so hard. You can’t cover forever,” the GM told Black and Blue Review’s Bill Voth last season. “If there’s no pass rush, there’s no shutdown corners.”.
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Amen. This is why I’m glad we’ve done a lot to address our DL, and will still likely draft a DE early as well.
VJ wants to be aggressive up front, & press on the boundaries creating more time for the DL to get to the QB. I like it. Bring the heat!
Our DBs looked great at times last yr, especially in preseason with the first unit on the field, but once the pressure was gone they were exposed.
When you have a Revis type on one side it allows you to lock down the rest of the field. Dion did the same thing.
I’ve been saying the #1 corner is an overrated thing. People act like most teams have their Deion Sanders and if you’re one of the teams who doesn’t you have to find one. That’s not the case. You want two solid corners, not just one who’s great and some other guy. Great players don’t grow on trees.
During draft time lots of prospects are overvalued. This is not a top blue chip draft. It’s solid all around but very few projected franchise players if any. Tunsil will probably be a very good LT for a decade if he can hold up that long. Ramsey could be special. I’m not sold on Jack or anyone else as a sure thing.
I could see us being interested in him. LOL
Son, you got issues with your hunt and pecker😉
Maybe but at least I know which bathroom to use
The one out back behind the building?
I’m in a battle for control of the backyard with my dog
LMAO, I know that feeling. Damn hounds. I love em but cats are so much less needy….
Citing “team and league sources,” WFNZ Charlotte’s Bill Voth reports the Panthers rescinded CB Josh Norman’s franchise tag because a long-term deal “wasn’t getting done,” they anticipated him becoming a distraction during a forthcoming holdout, and Carolina wants to spend big to retain other players.
Atop the list of “other players” are DTs Kawann Short and Star Lotulelei. Short is entering a contract year, while Lotulelei is signed for two more years. Norman was believed to be weighing a potentially lengthy holdout, and was apparently unwilling to sign his franchise tender, preventing a trade. Per Voth, the Panthers were offering Norman $11 million per year, but he wanted $15 to $16 million annually. Carolina can now recoup a 2017 third-round compensatory draft pick if Norman signs a big deal elsewhere. (He will.)
I bet if Norman came here you wouldn’t see our QB fighting him in TC, just sayin’
Go get yo shoe shine check….lol. Actually, I’m sure it would help make them both better players going against each other.
What does that mean?
The dumb rumor last year in camp where Tanny supposedly threw a INT to a practice squad/scout team guy and then got pissed….lol
Oh the one that Tannehill explained as know what this practice is about to a green rookie? The one where he never said how do you like your PS paycheck? 😉
It wasn’t about the INT, it was about the aggression in a repetition type practice. It wasn’t on him, it was on the receiver.
I think he’s talking more about the skirmish between Newton and Norman in TC
Here you go Stanger
http://www.twinpeaksrestaurant.com/locations/davie/
Its right by Nova and the Dolphins Training Facility if you know that area
I think they have lingerie night
(Piggy’s eyes pop out)
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Let’s go dude next time you are around. Normally would be a problem but you are family (and my wife loves you). More seriously…….let me know next time you are down and have a free decompress day. WE can sort out where then.
Raising hand, pick me coach, pick me….sounds fun
I’m glad to see everyone is mellow on 4/20 and no one is arguing.
Shh, just don’t use the ‘T’ word.
LMAO!
I’d at least explore what it would take to sign Josh. He’s not a guy I go after big, but he’s a good player…at least check it out. That would shore up our D and free up a draft need. I think he also brings an attitude to your secondary. I don’t really know what he’s like in the locker room.
He wears a sweater made of soft fluffy kittens in the locker room.
We don’t have the cap room. The Panthers offered $11 million per year, and he wants $15-$16 million per year.
The contract doesn’t have to have a cap hit that high this year. Suh’s cap hit last year was $6.1M. It was designed that way to make a run. All we owe Suh is $60M guaranteed at the end of the day.
http://www.spotrac.com/nfl/miami-dolphins/ndamukong-suh/
IT’S 17th RANKED FLORIDA ATLANTIC 2 and #1 ranked U. of Miami 2 in the top of the 8th inning at ALEX ROIDRIGUEZ PARK in Coral Gables. For my money, this FAU-UM baseball rivalry is one of the best in the Sunshine State! –Over the last few years, these two teams have had some classic match-ups, and this appears to be another one of those. Both teams are a lock to make the NCAA Playoffs. But this game is for bragging rights, a big issue in these parts. Will get back when this game is over.
Enjoy the game.
Lol @ gdp. That commercial is creepy. Sorta like the “Baby/monkey/puppy” commercial. Creepy.
not sure I saw that one…..I try to refrain from watching too much Hellivision. Reading you guys comments are much more sane. 😉
Rockphin says:
April 20, 2016 at 6:10 pm
Hello young Stanger! Hope you are well. I have been to the he Kilt in Boca. I like the uni’s and food better than Hooters.
and to answer someone’s question up above you don’t have to wonder what is under the kilts they are so short you can see! Hmmmm minikilt?
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Rock — anytime you are down we can do comparative shopping.
Maybe we should move on from D and B…
LOL…..but don’t see us going Tilted Kilt if it is a family event (wives OK, maybe not kids). Now if Rock comes down outside fest time……..you get it.
This is the War Pigs cover I like.
A true to original form remake.
Right, like a garage band playing the tune really well.
It’s true. I keep forgetting that you can push the salary back and keep it low in the first yr and just give a huge signing bonus and prorate it over the life of the contract. so, if we wanted Norman there’s ways to do it to lessen the cap hit this yr because we’d need to.
We could also either trade or cut Cam Wake and free up a ton of cap space.
…or trade Tanny right? lol Opps the ‘T’ word…my bad.
I’d like to see if Wake at 34 years old can be a Trace Armstrong/Kevin Green type situational pass rusher at this stage in his career. He could be an 8-10 sack guy on half the snaps if you just put him those situations. Having a good offense and scoring points would help with that. 🙂
he only had 9 tackles in the first 7 games of the season. Granted, he had 7 sacks but it’s going to be interesting to see if they keep him at that salary. He already said he’s not taking a pay cut and he’s one of the guys they can either trade or let go to free up some needed cap space. he’s in the last yr of his contract and if they don’t think they’ll be re-signing him after this season anyway due to his age there’s a strong possibility he’s let go.
Plus, if they do keep him and he’s injured again and lost for the season that’s cap money that’s wasted on an injured player. At his age, injury is more likely than not.
All these versions of War Pigs really makes me questions your prioritizes
A song about pigs is not to be taken lightly
Only real icons can do it right
Stick with the original
Of course.
LOL