By Dr. Bruce Banner
So season no start yet and here I am sitting around, breathing becoming more labored, palms getting sweaty, fists pounding table and generally feeling the need to smash something. Hulk already getting angry and we have not played a down of meaningful football yet. Here is what Hulk is already getting angry about:
The schedule. Hulk know no one can control schedule and there is nothing you really can do about it. But that no mean Hulk can’t be angry about it. 3 of first 4 games on road against playoff teams. Hulk knows NFL history that teams that start 0-2 very unlikely to make playoffs. Teams that start 1-3 not much better. Hulk just no want to see Phins season over before September ends. Hulk tired of the year’s football highlight being the draft. Hulk want team to be playing meaningful football in December and even better in January. In order to do that we have to play meaningful football in September. That may be a tall order with rookie head coach and lots of change over in personnel.
Hulk angry that our RB roster looks more like a MASH unit than NFL depth chart at the position. Our starter is Arian Foster who right now is held together by duct tape and safety pins. He had moments in pre-season but definitely looks a step slower than he has been. Our backup is Jay Ajai who has no cartilage in his knee. He also looked very tentative running the ball in pre-season. Behind those two we have Kenyan Drake and Isiah Pead. Both flashed playmaking ability but both also flashed hamstring injuries in pre-season. That leaves only Damien Williams as the only healthy option at RB and he inspires little fear in opposing defenses.
What makes Hulk angriest of all is that after last season’s abysmal linebacker play we are set to be just as bad again this season. Our only move to remedy what was one of the worst linebacker corps in the league was to bring in an oft injured Kiko Alonzo. Watching Alonzo in pre-season he looks undersized and covers the side line to side line with all the speed and grace of a pregnant yak. With the exception of 1 game our linebackers have been exposed all pre-season in both run defense and pass coverage. Unless our defense plays better we could be in for another long season. This make Hulk very angry and season no even start yet.
Kiko Alonzo in coverage
Finsmob Unleashed 
Okay I said my peace. Until the real remedy begins nothing will change. Stop fostering black markets and criminal activity.
Yes two page turns in two days! It’s been awhile. LOL
You are the king…
My main problem with Kaep is he is not being a team player, but rather a distraction.
I liked Foster’s take on it even if the message that comes out might not thrill me — “we all do one thing or the other as a team.”
My main problem with him is his hair, no wait, his throwing motion, no wait the tatoos, no wait it’s that he’s a smug asshole yeah that’s the ticket.
Think most of it has to do with him not liking being a 3rd QB. In some ways thinking he might be using this to get either traded or released.
You shouldn’t use sports to tell the world how you feel about a social issue, but he is and it’s working, so…
He’s actually getting more backlash for the ignorant way he’s doing it. He’s insulting a majority of people who have nothing to do with it. That includes black folks and other minority groups. His cause will go nowhere but maybe when he joins ISIS it will make him feel better.
Wow CM VS OSU, idiots gave an untimed down after change of possession in error resulting in a 55 yard TD to win the game for Central Michigan. They said the play shouldn’t have counted, so don’t allow it, change the call.
Idiot on Clemson returns a punt for a TD, but let’s go of the ball before he crosses the goal line, no TD😻
Oops
But I bet he looked cool
Dumbass
The celebration being #1 needs to stop. Play the fucking game first!
No, he looked like a dumbass. Idiot from NV returns the kick out of the endzone, gets tackled on the 10, holding ball on 5. Next kickoff he starts to run it out, gets to the 1, goes back into the endzone and downs it for a safety. He’s on the bench now😻 the rest of the team is in for halftime😀
Opening weeks of college football always brings out the idiots.
UCF got whacked as expected
51-14 ouch
Ditto NV
Tim
Workers Comp? Do you feel like football players who make $20M a year won’t have enough money to cover the medical bills if they have concussions, compared to a miner who may get $60K a year?
These fucktards spend what they make, so no they won’t have the money.
Well, that’s their fucktard problem, the coal miner could easily spend the meager 60K too.
What I was saying is that many workers have compensation that former NFL players and Military Vets don’t have. Unions are involved in the industries you mentioned. I know it for a fact. My cousin (Union Electrical Worker NYC) hurt his neck and needed spinal surgery to get him back to action at 50+ years old. It does exist.
Gameday eve Update
SEASON VIII
DOLPHINS-SEAHAWKS
Piggy 19-14 MIA
MikeE 23-20 MIA
B’man 24-20 MIA
Tim 26-23 MIA
Randy 27-17SEA
Son 13-10 MIA
Howie 20-17MIA
Rock 34-13 SEA
Wyo 24-13 SEA
Cav 17-16 MIA
Naples 16-13MIA
Old 37-17 SEA
N/A 31-21 SEA
Stang 28-7 MIA
G/D 18-17 MIA
GO PHINS!!!
you missed mine. 27 -21 seattle
Heath Evans just said he thinks the phins are gonna shock everyone and win tomorrow. he’s never said anything good about the phins.
Bad things happen all too often and good things are very hard to come bye!
We wont be winning and wont be scoring…
We’ll gett in FG range on our 1st drive and get one but after that Seattle is going to Blitz Tannehill on every down and he is Doomed!
45-3 SEA
Is it to late to change my score :0
The OL is pretty good pass blocking, and I don’t see Fox or Colonblow ready to come in.
Oh sorry Boulder, I put it on the first one after I got yours but my paste is still on a way old one
Gameday eve Update
SEASON VIII
DOLPHINS-SEAHAWKS
Piggy 19-14 MIA
MikeE 23-20 MIA
B’man 24-20 MIA
Tim 26-23 MIA
Randy 27-17SEA
Son 13-10 MIA
Howie 20-17MIA
Rock 34-13 SEA
Wyo 24-13 SEA
Cav 17-16 MIA
Naples 16-13MIA
Old 37-17 SEA
N/A 31-21 SEA
Stang 28-7 MIA
G/D 18-17 MIA
Bold 27-21 SEA
GO PHINS!!!
no worries. I hope I’m wrong 🙂
I always want too, but this week am really hoping I win.
The current Power Rankings on nfl.com currently have the the Seahawks at number 3 , thePatriots at number 5 and the Miami Dolphins at number 21
I wonder how far they will drop Seattle if Miami wins tomorrow
How many spots will they raise Miami? If Miami wins in New England next week and starts 2-0 will they put Miami at the top of the league and drop New England and Seattle to the bottom? That is a rhetorical question we all know they won’t
Least according the Doug Baldwin, the Seahawks have decided what to do. Got no problem with it.
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“We are a team comprised of individuals with diverse backgrounds. And as a team, we have chosen to stand and interlock arms in unity. We honor those who have fought for the freedom we cherish. And we stand to ensure the riches of freedom and the security of justice for all people. Progress can and will be made only if we stand together.”
Good. Smart.
Tim,
I could name lots of jobs that injured or killed employees who weren’t part of any Union over the years. Improvements in technology and medical advancements have shed light on many things that debilitated, killed or injured thousands. CTE is no different. And, it effects a significantly smaller number of people if just considering NFL players.
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I’m not saying what these former and current players are faced with is no big deal or shouldn’t be addressed. Of course it’s an important issue. I’m just saying this kind of thing has been going on for centuries…and to a lot more people. It’s our world. Something that may impact, what, 1500 people(?)….gets more attention than things that impact thousands…but those thousands aren’t professional athletes. We’ve always been fascinated with famous people.
I get it! But average people get care more than we think. Just not enough overall. We only hear about the famous.
I despise the sitting during the national anthem thing. If these players or anyone for that matter feel there are social issues and causes that need attention they should devote some time and money to making change. Sitting during the anthem and being disrespectful isn’t the answer particularly with tomorrow being Sept. 11th. I know one of the things that make the US a great place are our freedoms;the freedom to do the very thing I find so despicable. It’s like the old guy with the hairy back in a speedo at the beach. Just because it’s legal to do something doesn’t mean you should. 🏈🇺🇸
Oh man now I’m glad you won’t see me at the beach
The whole entire NFL should just listen to Rockphin when the anthem starts and
Stand the Fuck Up!!!
Too many sacrificed so much for us to even have football to watch.
Stand the Fuck Up
And praise and thank them !!
Fly by from Rhodes
Howie – 30-20 Sea 😦
(hope I’m wrong)
Go Fins
Go Bridget
. It’s like the old guy with the hairy back in a speedo at the beach. Just because it’s legal to do something doesn’t mean you should. 🏈🇺🇸
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Yeah! Or like a fat chick in spandex. Just because the material will stretch that far doesn’t mean they should wear it!
Game day baby! GO MIAMI!
Who’s Oinky!
Woooot