Game Wrap Up with The Little Prawn: Dolphins @ Patriots, Week 2

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Okay, you haven’t heard from the Little Prawn in some time.  He is a quiet little shellfish, especially when his Dolphins lose.

But like all Dolfans, he still watches the game –

questioning what he is doing with his life.

And hoping the Dolphins will finally get out of this rut.

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So, like the rest of you,  the Little Prawn watched the game excited at the chance to take a big division game.

Things were looking up for Dolphins fans at 12:59 P.M.

We knew that Brady was out for his part in a cheating scandal you may have heard Patriots fans whine about.

But Rob Gronkowski was also out.

So the Dolphins were set to take on Jimmy Garoppolo and an undermanned Patriots team.

But then it happened…

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The same thing that always happens…

The Dolphins looked like a high school tam playing a pro team.

The offense had 2 very quick three and outs.

The headsets didn’t work right!

Ryan Tannehill looked like he was confronted with something he just didn’t understand.

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And before he threw 3 passes the Patriots had thrown 3 TDs.

Jimmy Garrappolo looked all world.  Dissecting the Dolphins zone.

Here Prawny musters up the energy to point out that

THE GODDAM RECEIVER IS BEHIND YOU HOWARD!!!

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The Patriots exploited the weaknesses in our passing defense early and got ahead of the Dolphins fast!

It was like the Dolphins could not do anything right.

They could not get a first down.

They could not complete a pass.

They could not get any yards on the ground.

In fact, for the 2nd week in a row, the Dolphins were not able to gain much on the ground most of the game.

It turns out Ryan Tannehill is the team’s leading rusher through two weeks…OUCH!

The Patriots scored often and early through the air

But they ran well too

by the end of the game Legarret Blount would rush for 123 yards.

The Dolphins could not stop him.

Here Prawny demonstrates that this:

IS NOT HOW TO MAKE A FUCKING TACKLE!!!

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Things were so bad that Martellus Bennett told the Foxboro Media that he was having the best time of his career.

And you can understand why –

It seemed at times like the Dolphins defense wasn’t aware they should cover him.

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But…

their was a glimmer…

There is nothing more inspiring then causing an injury to a team you hate in Prawny’s world.

Especially when that team’s entire offense in made up of guys that dress like they shop with Justin Bieber.

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And Garoppolo goes down!

Jimmy Garoppolo

Awwwwwww

While New England mourned at the loos of their latest star child

The Little Prawn yelled at the screen “I hope your brain bleeds out of your ears you fuck!”

Bill Belicheat apparently could not figure out a way to break the rules and get out of the rest of the game.

So he turned to someone named Jacoby Brissett

Miami Dolphins v New England Patriots

Who?  In this photo The Little Prawn points out a coach who is probably more uncomfortable than a Monday Night Football Audience listening to the sound of Charles Woodson’s voice.

Seriously, does Charles Woodson eat live frogs.

What is going on with his voice?

He sounds like a muppet who just hit puberty

But back to the game.

The Patriots were able to avoid a disaster by avoiding mistakes.

But

Ryan Tannehill, Jabaal Sheard

Ryan Tannehill looked in control the entire 2nd half.

We’ve seen Tannehill compile stats in garbage time before.

But there was something different on Sunday.  He passed for almost 400 yards.  But who cares about the yardage.

The game was in our grasp.

The Dolphins were a play away from the win and the passing game…

it looked like a machine.

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Landry and Parker both had over 100 yards receiving.

And there were TD passes to guys that dropped crucial passes last week.

Both Stills and Cameron had TD passes.

It helps that the QB was hitting the tiniest windows.

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In the end.

it didn’t matter.

The Dolphins lost again.

but….

there may be hope for the 2016 Dolphins.

….stop me if you think you heard this one before…

it doesn’t matter…you are gonna watch next week anyway

try to enjoy it.

Prawny is willing to do whatever it takes.

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354 Responses to Game Wrap Up with The Little Prawn: Dolphins @ Patriots, Week 2

  1. The Flying Pig says:

    steveccnv says:
    September 21, 2016 at 10:17 am (Edit)
    So Trump not paying taxes, because of a loopole he found, is worse than Illary’S mafia, where she kills people, takes money away from a country ravaged by earthquake, doesn’t give support to our embassy…?

    Then i don’t know how to reason with you.

    ****
    Trump not paying taxes is worse that anything Hillary actually did

    Lol @ Hillarys mafia killing people
    Come on man – get serious, you are better than that

    I would say she showed poor judgment in her handling of Benghazi
    I think using an outside independent server is a serious security risk and I hate that she did it

    And that concerns me from a leadership position
    But she’s not in the mafia…lol

    Whitewater is definately the worst thing she has been involved in bc it deals with a fraudulent scheme for profit

    But the right has definately just flat out made things up about her
    I can’t take trump supporters seriously for exactly this dialogue

    If they had real discussions about things that Hillary really did it would be an excellent tactic to oppose her

    I’m pretty sure any candidate other than Trump would be dealing with real facts instead of this sort of Hillary is an Intergalctic Muslim who kills her opposition

    That dialogue is pure unadulterwd lies and exactly what I dislike about trump
    He encourages This stuff for his own benefit

    • steveccnv says:

      You know they are lies how? I know someone in the military, communications, when asked why no one stands up to her he said, because they fear their life.

  2. Mike E. says:

    I’m mocking those who mock Trump supporters. Wait, what? Ah, who cares? I definitely don’t love Trump, but again, my family knew his father, and his dad was a good man. Donated money to our community and a building for our Temple, and real estate to give us a little league baseball field. I abhor Hillary, I think she’s slimy and evil.

    • The Flying Pig says:

      Vote for Gary Johnson

      Your style is as blue as a smurfs ass anyway

    • stangerx says:

      So Trump’s Dad was cool and I have no problem with his kids.

      Why do I find Trump the most obnoxious person ever?

      • steveccnv says:

        Beca use you believe the BS the media is feeding you.

      • stangerx says:

        Well part of that is cause I see Trump on TV all the time and have come to another opinion. Another is that three of the ten people I have respected most in the world have met him and given their opinions….which were the same as what I came to on my own. So it ain’t just the media.

  3. stangerx says:

    Been a rough first two weeks in fantasy btwn my two teams. How’s this for a team that only suits up in the Land of Broken Toys?

    Keenan Allen
    Danny Woodhead
    Adrian Peterson
    Doug Martin
    Jamaal Charles
    Tony Romo
    Tyler Eifert
    Ezekiel Ansah

  4. bookman11 says:

    It looks like my wife is going to pass on the fest. She wants to save the money for our trip to NYC the following week. She just booked our hotel. The Manhattan at Times square. Hope that is decent enough.
    Stanger,
    If you read this post, I will e-mail you on or by Monday with a final yes or no in regards to her going and the ticket for the fest.
    Thanks a lot for being patient.

    • bookman11 says:

      It looks like I will be racking up a lot of flying miles that week, but it will be worth it. First the Fest, then NYC.

      She is headed to Las Vegas a few weeks later for a “not that there’s anything wrong with that” wedding that I will not be attending, so we each get our get-away-trips, with a trip to NYC mixed in.

    • stangerx says:

      No problem. Not to sound sexist, but gonna be more than a few wives there….and cool ones too. Not exactly a sausage fest.

  5. sb7mvp says:

    I’ll mock Hillary supporters too, but I’m not seeing any hardcore ones around.

  6. Tim Knight says:

    You know what I find disturbing even though I understand the campaign – Hillary’s ads are all about Trump saying crazy things and nothing about why she should be president, just that he shouldn’t be. That’s the fucked up way our politics roll these days.

    • The Flying Pig says:

      that’s the two party system

      and that’s what this election is like this year

      worst election ever!

      if there was a 3rd party, people would not choose between the lesser of 2 evils

    • sb7mvp says:

      “The team will host a pregame tailgate that will bring youngsters from hard hit neighborhoods and families to Hard Rock for a tailgate that will also be attended by police officers and other youth leaders. And after that tailgate, everyone will go inside the stadium to watch the Dolphins play the Browns.”

      Haven’t these poor kids been punished enough? lol

      Good article though. Echos a lot of what I’ve been saying.

  7. sb7mvp says:

    The Flying Pig says:

    September 21, 2016 at 11:57 am

    its generally not the same dynamic
    ______

    It is on my facebook timeline. I was more talking here in my post.

  8. bookman11 says:

    stangerx says:

    September 21, 2016 at 11:38 am

    No problem. Not to sound sexist, but gonna be more than a few wives there….and cool ones too. Not exactly a sausage fest.

    Stanger,
    That was not an issue for her in the end, it was more about saving the money for the NYC trip. She actually said that if we were not going to NYC, she would go to the Fest for sure.

  9. The Flying Pig says:

    If the fest is a sausage fest

    I’m in a lot of trouble

  10. BoulderPhinfan says:

    ouch. this is uncalled for

    Adam Beasley @AdamHBeasley
    Thomas said the response on social media has run the gamut. From positive to “Go back to Africa, N-word.”

  11. D says:

    Tim Knight says:
    September 21, 2016 at 12:05 pm

    You know what I find disturbing even though I understand the campaign – Hillary’s ads are all about Trump saying crazy things and nothing about why she should be president, just that he shouldn’t be. That’s the fucked up way our politics roll these days.
    ———————————————
    Yes and its hypocritical, almost every item she directs about Trump she is guilty of as well.

  12. D says:

    I know voting is considered civic duty, but damn if i dont think a very loud statement of we are tired of this shit would be lack of votes, everyone write in a vote for Mickey Mouse, or Deez Nuts. I know it sounds like making a mockery of our political system but to me is more like exposing the mockery it has already become.

  13. Randy says:

    D,
    Still under the false assumption your vote actually matters, eh? Lol

  14. The Flying Pig says:

    Tim

    In a electoral vote
    Every vote that’s not in a swing state is a wasted vote

    That’s reality

    • The Flying Pig says:

      And even if you are in a swing vote
      Then you vote is against who you like less

      It’s a horrible system to achieve a democracy

      But it be never seen it as bad as this election cycle

      I’ve wanted more than 2 parties well before this election
      And this election only reinforces those beliefs

  15. sb7mvp says:

    The political system is a representation of the humans that currently live in our society. It’s easier to blame the system than to look in the mirror though. Candidates like Trump or Clinton wouldn’t exist if everyone looked at themselves and changed for the better. Dream world I know, but it’s the right world.

    • The Flying Pig says:

      Everytime I look at myself in the mirror

      I’m swept away but how attractive I am

      “Look at that squiggly tail”

      “You are gonna drive the the ladies crazy with your pork”

      You are right SB
      The mirror is my dream world 🐷😛

  16. BoulderPhinfan says:

    If Foster can’t go I think I would rather have Drake start over Ajayi. Drake showed some good burst the last game.

  17. steveccnv says:

    SMH, would you guys stop talking politics, this a football board😪

  18. D says:

    Randy says:
    September 21, 2016 at 1:51 pm

    D,
    Still under the false assumption your vote actually matters, eh? Lol
    ——————————————
    Not really, but i think placing a vote for a person you dont believe in for the simple fact you dont like the other is more than a waste, its just plain wrong. SB7 pointed it out well, its all wasted votes until change happens, and not the bullshit change that the candidates advertise to get them elected, but the kind that comes when they dont get elected.

    • bookman11 says:

      “Not really, but i think placing a vote for a person you dont believe in for the simple fact you dont like the other is more than a waste, its just plain wrong.”

      I don’t talk politics much, but this is how I feel. I believe in voting FOR a person not AGAINST another person, and if I were to do that in this election, my vote will be going to someone I don’t support either.

  19. D says:

    Is Pead ready to go or still recovering?

  20. D says:

    There ya go Piggy.
    ” Browns waived LB Scooby Wright.
    Per Profootballtalk, Wright will be signed to the practice squad if he clears waivers. Wright was a star college player at the University of Arizona, but was picked after 249 other players in the draft. The fact that he can’t hang on the Browns’ absurdly bad 53-man roster as he develops bodes poorly for his NFL future.”

    Not a glowing review of him, but he did actually make the 53 to start with so…….

  21. D says:

    Chargers signed WR Griff Whalen, formerly of the Dolphins.
    A 26-year-old journeyman, Whalen is on his third team over the past two seasons, having also spent time in Indianapolis and Miami. He was among the Dolphins’ final cuts in early September. Whalen will give San Diego some depth behind Travis Benjamin, Tyrell Williams, Dontrelle Inman, and Isaiah Burse.

  22. D says:

    Lucas has been brought up from PS, though i may be a little out of date on this info.

  23. D says:

    LaMike James, Spiller, Joique Bell, Zac Stacy, Storm Johnson, Stevan Ridley, Gerhart are all FA’s right now as far as RB’s if we need to think about adding some depth.

  24. Mike E. says:

    Almost forgot! Send in your questions for Ask Mike!

    NJ1Dolfan@yahoo.com

  25. D says:

    A guy i liked when he was in the draft, Rajon Neal is also still a FA, as is Trent Richardson, Roy Helu, Pierre Thomas, and Mike James, former UM RB. James has a pretty solid rounded skill set too. Not great at any particular RB trait but solid on all of them.

  26. D says:

    Steve i wouldnt take any of our RB’s out of their roles, and i prefer Drake to be the starter, i was one of the biggest supporters of us drafting him, but depth is needed and we could use a RB to be available if Foster’s injury lingers or we have another injury. Im thinking depth all the way on any of the potential signings.

  27. steveccnv says:

    I’d take DT3 before any of those guys.

  28. Al in MIA says:

    They have to manage Drake’s snaps because he is still injury prone and also never was an exclusive carrier at Bama or starter.

  29. Al in MIA says:

    Man, people still going nuts over the election process lol.
    I am going to vote for Hillary Clinton and when I walk up to the polling station (and walk out) I will gladly tell everyone outside who asks who exactly i voted for. I will be ready for anything including cheers and jeers and if anyone gets in my face im going to whoop their ass 🙂

  30. Al in MIA says:

    Barry Jackson ‏@flasportsbuzz 43m43 minutes ago

    CBS sending Fins-Browns (Spero Dedes, Solomon Wilcots) only to South&Central Fla, parts of Ohio & slice of Penn.See http://506sports.com

    • The Flying Pig says:

      aka – no one wants to see this shit except die hard fans

      • D says:

        When i lived in FL i would have never needed the Sunday ticket because all the Phins games were local televised, even in North FL. Now though, if they arent playing the Pats or Broncos or something like that, i never get to see them. Saints games are the local broadcast. So each year i shell out some decent money to watch us go 8-8 lol. Im hoping it starts being worth it one day.

  31. son of a son of a shula says:

    D, we got screwed here in the Orlando market because they let Jacksonville claim us as their home market. So I get burned on several games a year now when it used to be like you said Dolphins every Sunday.

    • son of a son of a shula says:

      Meant to say that we are getting the game this week. When Jax is at home we get the game because they don’t sell out. When they’re on the road the Orlando CBS is obligated to show them. Local CBS GM is a Dolphin fan and get any game he can.

    • D says:

      That sucks. First bad thing i think i have ever heard about being in the Orlando area lol. Seriously, out of all places i wouldnt mind at all living, Orlando is right up there. In fact when my Wife and I ever get to the point of retirement (given the state of world economics, thats really more of an IF than when lol) I think that’s where we are headed.

  32. D says:

    One thing that i have been kinda watching with respect to the kneeling during the anthem is where the players g from here, because it says alot about their personal motivations and their real desire to make this better. Our player, according to the article i just read, have reached out to different groups to broaden the conversation. Im happy to see that they are moving this forward, and hopefully they can end the protest side once this shakes out into something bigger and better.

    • Tim Knight says:

      There are rumors the Giants will be doing something like what we did last week. The next step our team took was absolutely the way to follow it up and not make it a hollow statement.

  33. Tim Knight says:

    So a bunch of people I know are picking the Dolphins in their suicide leagues and their other betting sheets etc. We better live up to it.

    We fans really need one of those 24-0 or 24-3 at the half type leads so we can enjoy and not fret losing to a bad team. Then finish it up in the 2nd half where they never get back in the game. If it’s one of those 16-16 games late 4th quarter it’s going to drive us crazy. LOL

  34. Mike E. says:

    My fault, I asked late, I was busy today, but I need more questions, ONE doesn’t an article make, although it was a good question.

    Please send in your questions now . . .

    ASK MIKE nj1dolfan@yahoo.com

    Thanks!

  35. son of a son of a shula says:

    Tim we need to score 26 to bring our scoring average to 20 per game and keep building from there.

  36. getterdone says:

    Please send in your questions now . . .

    ASK MIKE nj1dolfan@yahoo.com

    Thanks!
    Reply

    To Be, or Not To Be? That is the Question.

    • stangerx says:

      GDP — and Q for you…..will you and your plus one be going to the Sat meet-up night before the Fest?

      • getterdone says:

        Not sure, doubt it unless can find reasonable room rate somewhere….and my plus one is up in the air….ugh

      • stangerx says:

        Seems ground zero on lodging is La Quinta in Hollywood. And if your plus one doesn’t work out maybe you could split a room with one of the other guys.

        Let me know whether you need one or two on thickets though. I can adjust or put on the market but not if the info comes late.

  37. Mike E. says:

    GDP

    That is a question, but do you have an ASK MIKE question please?

  38. Tim Knight says:

    Chris Perkins and Dave Hyde: The running back situation is ‘terrible roster-building’

    Okay, so when most teams don’t believe in big investments at RB, a 2014 UDFA in Williams, a 2015 5th rd pick in Ajayi, a 2016 3rd rd pick in Drake and two FA additions in a former pro bowler in Foster and a bubble guy in Pead being given a shot to prove himself is bad roster building?

    It’s the OL that is struggling in the run game more than the backs. Hard to run with no holes and defenders hitting you a second after you get the hand off. Can the SS guys get any dumber?

  39. sb7mvp says:

    I’d send in a question but I still have the same one as last week. I don’t think we answered anything in the last game that I had concerns about.

  40. son of a son of a shula says:

    Happy Birthday to Jordan Phillips – now go kick Cleveland’s ass.

    • stangerx says:

      Might just have to get myself a Jordan Phillips jersey based on that. Is it actually today?

      • son of a son of a shula says:

        Yes it is.
        Is it yours too?

      • stangerx says:

        As it happens yeah….never doubt someone born on the autumnal equinox, even if this year is TMRW. Don’t normally bring such up, but was only wondering if a Phillips jersey should be in my future.

  41. BoulderPhinfan says:

    mike,
    Did the pats game change your answer to my question last week?

  42. sb7mvp says:

    I hope Lamar Miller goes off tomorrow, preferably out of the wildcat.

  43. son of a son of a shula says:

    Happy Birthday Stanger, yes you should get a Phillips jersey you’re only a couple of years apart too, lol.

  44. Mike E. says:

    Happy Birthday Stanger!

  45. Ken says:

    Tim:
    I believe we did a terrible job at the RB position in the off season

  46. Ken says:

    Happy birthday Stanger

  47. Mike E. says:

    If anyone else has a question, send it in please, gonna wrap this one up. Thanks!

    ASK MIKE – nj1dolfan@yahoo.com

  48. bookman11 says:

    Happy Birthday Stanger

  49. BoulderPhinfan says:

    happy birthday stanger. Hope you had a great day!

  50. BoulderPhinfan says:

    mike,
    Whatever you think. just wanted to get your opinion 🙂

  51. herdfan says:

    This has been my evening. Took my daughter to her riding lesson which is about an hour from where we live. Decide to go to Targer to get a few things while I’m waiting on her. Sooo…Decide I better make a pit stop before I leave cuz of the old lady bladder. But no. I can’t because the police are in there going thru the trash because someone had stolen someone’s wallet at Home Depot next door and had thrown it in the trash in the women’s room at target. Can’t identify as transgender and go in the men’s because its Target. Think I’ll just pee on myself. 😖

  52. Mike E. says:

    Damn Herd, that sucks!

  53. Phindog says:

    Happy Birthday Stanger from the Phindog family !!!!

  54. Phindog says:

    St. Thomas is awesome.. Me and the wifey are here celebrating our 30th anniversary. It’s beautiful out here.. Might miss our flight back accidentally on purpose 😎

  55. Tim Knight says:

    Ken, you have watched both games and have seen our OL get no push in the running game right? You have to block. It’s not there right now but I think we could get better. Finger crossed. LOL

  56. The Flying Pig says:

    It would be nice to have a bunch of sacks of the Browns qb

    It would be nice to really seperate ourselves from another 0-2 team

  57. The Flying Pig says:

    Happy Birthday Stanger

    Or should we say “Old Stanger “

  58. getterdone says:

    Happy & Blessed Bday Stanger!

  59. steveccnv says:

    Dr Ben Carson vs Whoopi Goldberg March 23rd on YouTube. What he says is what I’ve been trying to say.

  60. steveccnv says:

    Anyone else seen enough of our WRs, especially Landry, catching the ball inside on short passes and taking 2 steps back, instead of just hitting it after the catch?

    • D says:

      Yeah he’s doing that loop back thing a lot of receivers do to tr to shake a guy when they have one on one coverage. It’s a gamble but it cost us a yard or two on a couple catches so far this year

  61. steveccnv says:

    Don’t leave us hanging Herd, did you pee yourself?

  62. 81Howie says:

    Morning Update
    DOLPHINS-BROWNS
    B’man 38-13 MIA
    Piggy 31-6 MIA
    N/A 31-21 MIA
    Howie 23-17 CLE
    Wyo 28-9 MIA
    Rock 24-3 CLE
    MikeE 26-10 MIA
    Al 23-16 MIA
    Old 27-10 MIA
    GO PHINS!

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