Is everyone all oinked up for the Superbowl. It’s the Big Game after all, an unofficial American Holiday. Did you know the Superbowl is the second largest day of food consumption in the US after Thanksgiving?
Did you know that if you eat pork on Superbowl Sunday you will not only die a painful death but your body will keep farting post-mortem so much so that your family cannot visit your grave? These undisputable facts have been known to many of us for decades, just like the obvious fact that the Superbowl is a meeting between the two best teams in football. Which makes me want to sing a song to you…but…
I’m just not feeling it. Given that these are the two best teams in football it would seem logical to most of us, who love the sport, to be eager to watch the game right? But that is not the case…some piggies aren’t looking for anything logical like Superbowl Sunday, they can’t be bullied, bought or reasoned with…some piggies just want to watch the world burn!!!!
Especially those Cheating bastards from New England!!!!!!
(Piggy smashes his guitar)
But don’t let me stop you from watching the Superbowl. Sit back and enjoy the Superbowl everyone. You never know what will happen. Maybe a bus will fall from the sky and land on the Patriots sideline. Maybe Katy Perry will have a wardrobe malfunction.
Maybe, if we are lucky, the sounds of boos will ring in the ears of the NFL and it will lead to appropriate action against the Patriots after the game. But for now, just know you are watching the Seahawks vs the disgrace of the NFL and enjoy!
Good 1st half. I was very surprised at the shoddy tackling by the Seahawks.
Watching Missy Elliot, I suddenly remembered 2001
Does ANYBODY think Philbin would have gone for the touchdown with 6 seconds left in the half??—And did any of you see the clippings from Super Bowl VII that flashed across the screen?? –Especially the one headline that said “Who Says Nobody’s Perfect?” –What GREAT memories that brought back!!
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MANITOBA; YOUR Winnipeg Jets hat is working OK so far. DON’T think Pats will have the ball for two-thirds of the second half. –BIG penalty called on Pats (facemask) helped set-up tying TD.–Hope to see more of those flags later in this game.
PS: Budweiser “PUPPY” commercial the best we’ve seen so far.
No
I don’t think Philbin would have went for it OD
I liked the Brady Bunch Snickers commercial.
Yes! Me too Bookman! It was well done.
Speaking of The Brady Bunch, if this game continues as is, Mr. Brady is going to need some consolation from Carol.
Or in the case of the real Mr Brady…. Maybe from Sam the butcher.
Wait, I thought he was Alice’s squeeze.
Although I see where you’re going with this . . .
Let’s go Beast mode
Finish this!
That was a great throw by Wilson
Kearse should have caught that
How about that Chris Matthews kid? I’d love to get lucky on a kid like that someday. He made some very impressive plays tonight, not just simple catches.
This is how you want to be remembered
I know someone who really enjoyed that last commercial.
The flying pig in a commercial!
And magically ne gets a roughing call and not called for a clear PI. if this isnt the wwwf then I am a flying pig
I guess you guys are referring to Odyssey?
Great throw!
Come on Lynch
Ain’t karma a bitch?
No
I guess not
Crazy stupid play call
What a stupid call!
Fuck!
You know Lynch was not going to be stopped.
Worst play call in the history of football
Coaching lost that game.
Seahags deserve to lose after that stupid play.
Amazing what a stupid play call that was by Seahawks
Wort in Super Bowl history
With any luck the whole pats team will crash and burn on the way home and the nfl can go back to not being the wwf
I am just in shock by that call. I cannot believe how arrogant coaches can be. Wow.
UNfucking Believable!! –Pete Carroll’s stupid call cost his team a championship!! Boy, the Patriots sure did not deserve this one
Kills me that the Patriots win when the Seahags snatched victory from themselves.
What a horrible way to lose the Super Bowl
Suddenly I don’t feel so bad for the packers
Bad bad call
Pete Carroll you stupid mother fucker. You have one of the best backs in the league, and you pass from the 1/2 yeard line? You deserve to lose after that call.
Would it be wrong if Belichick gave Pete Carroll the choke sign at his throat?
PETE CARROLL OWES ME $100!!
finfanrob says:
February 1, 2015 at 10:03 pm
Worst play call in the history of football
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I said to my wife after that play “That was the worst call I have ever seen in my entire life”.
The Seahawks show zero class at the end of that game.
Yeah
These two teams are shit
Yeah, that was embarrassing. They should have attacked their HC, not the Patriots offense.
NEITHER TEAM HAS CLASS. By the Way, if I’d just lost a Super Bowl like that I don’t know how classy I’d be, either. However, I’d take it out on MY COACH, NOT New England!!
What a dumb fucking call
I’m still in shock
I hope all we hear is how Carroll lost the game, not that the Patriots won it.
Even if we don’t we all know better.
The consolation for me is Richard Sherman got his- lol.
Yep
Says it all
WOW, this season has left a serious bad taste in my mouth, from another Fins collapse to Tannenbaum’s hire to the Patsies winning a game they absolutely deserved to lose!–Bring on baseball!
OD – The Tannenbaum hire wasn’t as bad as you think. I mean that.
NO, it was WORSE THAN I THINK. – – But I hope you’re right and I’m wrong. Can’t wait for spring training to get here so I can get this season totally out of my mind ASAP!
THINK I’m gonna go barf in the toilet. –The Old Dolfan is out.
Let’s go Mets!
Fuck you Pete Carroll. Fuck you.
Goodnight OD! Sorry man
LET’S GO METS!!!
What a shame
Legacy still tarnished
Well wasn’t that just FUCKING fantastic!
On to the NFL draft
Free Agency!
Not before we have to hear the sports world singing the praises of the MOTHER FUCKING PATRIOTS for the next month.
Pete Carroll is dumbest coach ever. He knows talent but can’t call a game
He calls a good game Ken, but that was an absolutely horrendous call.
Coaching 101 says from the half yard line with a back like Lynch and still with a TO, you run again, you don’t throw into traffic in the middle of a short box…WTF was Bevelle & Carroll thinking???
Pats didn’t win, they were given the game on a silver platter!!! SMH
I’m embarrassed for the Seabuzzard fans, that was like something the Browns would do….SMH!
Or the Fins! 😦
Yeah, or the damn Phins, which is why I hope Tanny gets more freedom to audible next year.
Hell, if anything it should have been a QB keeper and Wilson run to the corner, then cut back inside.
You could make a case for an end around over passing the ball GDP.
yep……..
Mike E. says:
February 1, 2015 at 9:08 pm
How about that Chris Matthews kid? I’d love to get lucky on a kid like that someday. He made some very impressive plays tonight, not just simple catches.
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Jarrod West:
that had to be one of the worst ends ever to a sb. one of the worst coaching decesions ever in the history of the game. they should rake chokarrol over the coals with that call.
can we finally put to bed that wilson is a big game qb and he lives buy lynch and the defense.
and buy wasnt a typo i meant buy, his rep is bought with the d and lynch.
Emmett Smith called it the worst play call in football history. I think he is right.
I am trying to think of a worst or similar piss play call in a big game moment that rivals this one and I can’t think of one. Pete Carroll made Joe Philbin look smart.
Still frustrated, and I refuse to watch any sports show. I don’t want to hear anything about this game. Ugh!
ken
it was like having a woman waiting and ready for a night of some some and then saying hold on. i need to call my mom and see if she says if it ok. lol
Lou
We’ll pick up one of those guys and we’ll cut them after training camp. THEN, they will end up like Chris Matthews. You know that, silly! lol
mike
lol and i do feel sorry for my brother in law who is from boston. but after that play and the game ended i just put on a show of cops. fuck him for being a cheats fan.
Brian:
I do not think Carroll calls a good game. He evaluates talent very well but I remember from his days at USC that I thought he was a poor game caller. He won games because he paid for the best talent on the field. I remember the national championship game vs. Texas and his decision to go for it on 4th and 2 near midfield when he had a lead in the 4th. He gave the ball back to Texas who took the ball on short field and won the game. He calls stupid plays and makes dumb decisions in big situations.
i did my job for him having a sb party. but i dont have to listen to it all. but at least it isnt how the pats won but more how chokarrol blew the game.
I am not that emotionally invested in this game because I hated both teams but still disappointed the Pats won. How they won makes it even worse imo.
FFR – It’s not the Pats fault that Carroll choked, but they still get all the glory.
My buddy texted me and said there is a riot watch in Seattle
you do have to feel for seahawks fan. i mean my god three chance from the 1 with lynch. and you throw the ball. just still stunned by how stupid that was
Did I see Mike say he would like get lucky on a kid…. Filthy bastard.
mike
never said it was the pats fault. even if they got a few gift calls. one with the roughing and one none PI after they scored. doesnt excuse their cheating. but this game is all on chokarrol.
If that was a Dolphins game I would have lost my shit. My TV would have been smashed if the Phins gave away a SB like that.
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mike is like that. well ok a kid, but we all know he would have to be married
lol @ ken.
i thought about that too. if a fins game. i think i would be in the papers tomorrow. like tampa man slaughters his whole family and we found 15 nlcs chained up in his basement.
(hey they are nlc’s they get to live)
It’s kind of like the end of Silence of the Lambs. LOL. He puts the ball in the RB’s hands or he gets the hose again.
2nd and goal at the one with the best short yardage RB in the game and the best running QB in the game and the HC calls a pass. Wow. I still can’t believe I saw that.
it wasnt even just that call. it was way more then that. a 10 point lead and in this day and age you lean on your D to close out a game. petey boy blew the old 4th qtr.
A 10 point game vs Brady in the 4th quarter is never a safe bet but Marshawn with the 3 chances from the 1 is as close to a sure thing as you will get in pro football. It is fuck up of monumental proportions and you almost wonder if Carroll can recover from something like this.
Alright. Office just closed for snow tomorrow so at least I can sleep in. I am out to get a head start on that. Peace to you all.
‘It is fuck up of monumental proportions and you almost wonder if Carroll can recover from something like this.’
and that ought to end the thoughts oh him a coaching genius. a choking one yeah but not a coaching one
ok a long long day i am out all take care and have a nice night.
Ken says:
February 1, 2015 at 11:31 pm
Brian:
I do not think Carroll calls a good game. He evaluates talent very well but I remember from his days at USC that I thought he was a poor game caller. He won games because he paid for the best talent on the field. I remember the national championship game vs. Texas and his decision to go for it on 4th and 2 near midfield when he had a lead in the 4th. He gave the ball back to Texas who took the ball on short field and won the game. He calls stupid plays and makes dumb decisions in big situations.
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Those are two plays. I’m not saying he hasn’t made some horrible decisions in his coaching career (who hasn’t?), but he’s also won 50 regular season games and made the playoffs 4 out of five seasons. It can’t all be talent, some of it has to be coaching too. Not arguing a case for tonights game either. As I said earlier, that was the worst call I’ve ever seen in my life.
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