Wedge Scouting Report: Denzel Perryman

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When I was a young tadpole I knew nothing about Earth.  We didn’t really care much for this side of the Universe.  Until one day when I received a strange transmission.  It was a commercial for the NFL’s Greatest hits on BETA!  after I was finished laughing about the format of the video I began to watch the hitting.  These guys were killing each other – it was amazing.  I fell in love with Earth at that moment.  Where else can you drive your shoulder into another lifeform until he hits the ground to demonstrate great technique?NFlGreatest

You can imagine how disappointed I was when I came to this planet and learned that the game had changed to a Tom Brady-Friendly game, where defensive players were penalized if they did anything else but target another players knees on a hit.  So when I was assigned to research how to destroy the Earth – I was overcome with joy!  If there is no more violence in football, I’m going to make some violence of my own.  But you know what, lately I’m having a crisis of conscious.  You know why?  Because Denzel Perryman will knock your head off that’s why!  Now shut your bitchy human mouth and accept your pain!  This guy can hit!!!


Perryman is a 6’0, 235 lbs Linebacker out of Miami, the real Miami not the one in Ohio.  Undersized?  I don’t think so, he has a great stout frame and he uses it to hammer away at ball carriers.  Its something else to watch a guy with that U on his helmet wearing the number 52 and thumping people.  Reminds me of Ray Lewis.  Perryman has a long way to live up to Lewis’ career but if he stays healthy and physical he can be a pro bowl caliber Middle Linebacker.


So is it all just thumping ball carriers?  In this day and age NFL scouts want their Inside Linebackers to cover.  Perryman can do that too.  He is a versatile Linebacker, not a 2 down guy.  He should be able to run with most backs and tight ends in the NFL.


In four years in Miami, Perryman had 2 Interceptions and 4.5 sacks.  But the real impressive stats are his 7 forces fumbles and 343 tackles.  That’s a middle linebacker!!!


Perryman is expected to be drafted anywhere between the late first round to the late 2nd round.  It will be interesting to see if his combine numbers cause him to fall.  He is not exactly a great athlete with jaw dropping combine numbers.


But it’s not Perryman’s athleticism that is going to save the Earth.  Its his hitting.  If Perryman was an Alien Weapon of Destruction he would be the Great Hammer of the Alien Diety Haumea.


Watch Perryman hammer some guys in this clip!

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1,010 Responses to Wedge Scouting Report: Denzel Perryman

  1. wyoming85 says:

    Harris is who!
    I don’t see the upside?
    Maybe I’m just slow?

    • Silly Tim says:

      He’s an excellent LB who would be our MLB and there are reports we are interested in pursuing him.

      You have to separate yourself from what you want us to do and what the team is looking to do. That doesn’t mean we land him. There are also reports that he told his agent he wants to retire a Jet. It’s pre-free agency time. 🙂

      • wyoming85 says:

        Oh I know who he is!
        Just can’t figure out why we are talking about a STEJ that hasn’t signed yet!
        He’s a STEJ now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. Silly Tim says:

    Wyo, David Harris is a UFA. The team isn’t specifically saying we want David Harris and they’re not talking to him because they can’t, but there are always buzz rumors and many of them are true. The same stuff was said about Mike Wallace this time 2 years ago.

  3. wyoming85 says:

    I am just fornicating around with Harris!
    If he makes us better go for it!

    Not personally a fan of FA
    You know I’m a Draft and Development Guy!

    • Silly Tim says:

      I’m a draft and development guy too but we’ve been doing that the last 6 years and it would be nice to make that jump into the playoffs. A mix of both FA and the draft could turn things around for us. Also young players taking the next step.

  4. The Flying Pig says:

    Buttfumble esque

  5. finfanrob says:

    Silly Tim says:
    February 27, 2015 at 8:02 pm

    That’s a play that drives coaches mad.

    shut up burning pee pee boy. some of us thought that was one of the best, most enjoyable plays of the season.

  6. Silly Tim says:

    I’d also be willing to make some trade ups to target specific prospects we have a high grade on and shorten our draft from 7 to say 4 or 5. Add guys we expect to make an impact instead of adding 4-5 more developmental players. We have a lot of them on our team already. You can also find those guys as UDFAs.

  7. finfanrob says:

    Leonard Nimoy, ‘Star Trek’s’ Spock, Dies at 83

    oh wow. hopefully he was beamed up.

  8. finfanrob says:

    Silly Tim says:
    February 27, 2015 at 8:12 pm

    Burning pee pee boy? Where does this stuff come from?

    you say these things. where else

  9. dbolt48 says:

    I love Landry’s tweet today.

    @God_Son80: Control what you can Control #Juice

  10. wyoming85 says:

    Silly Tim says:

    February 27, 2015 at 7:52 pm

    I’m a draft and development guy too but we’ve been doing that the last 6 years and it would be nice to make that jump into the playoffs


    How did we get
    All the Oline that got hurt
    draft it and suck up the mistakes!

    • Silly Tim says:

      Ireland brought in some bad contracts trying to save his ass when we had a ton of cap space. We’re not trying to clean it up.

      I didn’t see repeat that approach. FA can be a useful tool without getting into the big market.

  11. wyoming85 says:

    Got your WR
    Your score is: 6188 (GRADE: A)

    Your Picks:
    Round 1 Pick 9 (NYG): Kevin White, WR, West Virginia (A)

  12. wyoming85 says:

    Of course you could wait until 14 and keep the rest of your draft! 😉

    Your score is: 6026 (GRADE: A)

    Your Picks:
    Round 1 Pick 14: Kevin White, WR, West Virginia (A)
    Round 2 Pick 15: Denzel Perryman, ILB/OLB, Miami (Fla.) (B+)
    Round 3 Pick 14: Derron Smith, FS, Fresno State (B+)
    Round 4 Pick 15: Kevin White, CB, TCU (A)
    Round 5 Pick 14: Austin Shepherd, OT, Alabama (B)
    Round 6 Pick 15: Tyler Varga, FB, Yale (A)
    Round 7 Pick 15: Tyeler Davison, DT, Fresno State (B)`

  13. Mike E. says:

    Your score is: 5682 (GRADE: A)

    Your Picks:
    Round 1 Pick 14: Amari Cooper, WR, Alabama (A)
    Round 2 Pick 15: Dorial Green-Beckham, WR, Oklahoma (B-)
    Round 3 Pick 14: Stephone Anthony, ILB, Clemson (B+)
    Round 4 Pick 15: Joey Mbu, DT, Houston (A)
    Round 5 Pick 14: Shaquille Mason, OG/C, Georgia Tech (B+)
    Round 6 Pick 15: Karlos Williams, RB, Florida State (A-)
    Round 7 Pick 15: Craig Mager, CB, Texas State (A)

  14. dbolt48 says:

    Your score is: 5232 (GRADE: A-)

    Your Picks:
    Round 1 Pick 14: Kevin White, WR, West Virginia (A)
    Round 2 Pick 15: Denzel Perryman, ILB/OLB, Miami (Fla.) (B+)
    Round 3 Pick 14: Derron Smith, FS, Fresno State (B+)
    Round 4 Pick 15: Ali Marpet, OG, Hobart & William Smith (B)
    Round 5 Pick 14: Justin Hardy, WR, East Carolina (A)
    Round 6 Pick 15: Tre McBride, WR, William & Mary (C-)
    Round 7 Pick 15: Malcolm Brown, RB, Texas (B)

    Your Future Picks:
    2016 Round 1 Pick
    2017 Round 1 Pick

  15. Silly Tim says:

    LOL at all the frantic mocks as a result of recent cuts.

  16. manitobafinfan says:

    Sorry to hit and run just got a surprise visitor…
    Covers our needs LOL

    Your Picks:
    Round 1 Pick 14: Kevin White, WR, West Virginia (A)
    Round 2 Pick 15: Phillip Dorsett, WR, Miami (Fla.) (D+)
    Round 3 Pick 14: Justin Hardy, WR, East Carolina (D-)
    Round 4 Pick 15: Tyler Lockett, WR, Kansas State (C+)
    Round 5 Pick 14: Chris Conley, WR, Georgia (F)
    Round 6 Pick 15: Austin Hill, WR, Arizona (C+)
    Round 7 Pick 15: Rannell Hall, WR, UCF (C+)

  17. dbolt48 says:

    Friday night fights will feature a guy named Cletus

  18. dbolt48 says:

    Mike. I see Shumpert has 14pts and 11rebs so far tonight for the Cavs

  19. Silly Tim says:

    Re-signing Clay and having him healthy which he was at the end of the season is probably as good as any player we draft. He’s a great fit in our spread/option-read offense. He plays FB, H-back, TE and WR depending on match-ups. The guy gets it and make plays.

  20. Mike E. says:

    Friday Night Fetus

  21. Mike E. says:

    Is it true we’ve shown interest in signing Mason Reese?

  22. finfanrob says:

    Mike E. says:
    February 27, 2015 at 9:47 pm

    Friday Night Fetus

    well some of us just call that a bad result to a friday night fucking.

  23. stangerx says:

    That the frick? I go away and come back to a post with 1001 comments. I must be the blog killer.

  24. stangerx says:

    And this just ain’t right……same guy.

    • stangerx says:

      Sorry….it’s Jihadi John

      • Silly Tim says:

        I read about this the last few days. The pure nastiness of the execution is telling to begin with. You cut someone’s head off with a bowie knife?

        Welcome to WWIII. This is it. It’s a global war on terror. It doesn’t have to be a conspiracy to be real. It’s what we do.

        Stephen Hawking’s biggest fear is human aggression moving forward – ya think?!!! I happen to agree with that.

        What is everyone fighting over? Hmmmm…… probably land, water and sex. LOL

      • stangerx says:

        Tim — they are sick as anything, don’t think anyone will argue with that. But what I take new offense to is the guy is wearing a Pirate’s cap. Now that really sickens me.

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