Deflate – Soul Mate
By son of a son of a shula
Thursday Night 10/29/15 in Foxboro, the Dolphins mercilessly beating down the home team. It’s Week 8 of the season the 7th game of the season and the third for the returning Tom Brady who served a 4-game suspension as the result of the finding of the idiotically named – deflategate. Unable to find any offense against the onslaught of Ndamukong Suh and Cam Wake the Pats don’t look anything like the kings of the AFC East. The turnovers have been a huge problem for the pats so far this whole season.
Since proper inflation of the footballs has been governed a little more closely it seems New England has a bit of a problem holding onto the football or maybe ha ha it’s perhaps just a coincidence.
I can’t take it anymore; I interrupt this Sonny Fantasy because I want to tell you guys about my daughter’s wedding and not talk about the stupid Patsies, I’m so sick of them. We have Suh, everything is different now, let’s see it play out on the field, ‘noum sayin’.
Last Saturday I gave away my oldest baby. She married the man she calls “the love of her life”, and we couldn’t be happier for them both. Family and friends all had a wonderful time and the reception was a great party.
The ceremony and the reception were held at the same place. There is a large porch, covered and with ceiling fans where we had the ceremony. The porch area was large enough to accommodate seating for the 150 guests with the chairs all set up in rows and a middle aisle, the aisle I walked my baby down. I gave her away and she was married in a short but sweet beautiful little ceremony.
The reception was inside after cocktails and some pictures. The reception started with dinner and toasts but it was the open bar that won the night. The D-jay was really good, the dance floor was packed the entire time beginning with the father/daughter dance.
I wobbled!
My version of it anyway…
Last Saturday was an unbelievable experience for me. Is it pride, gratification, joy? I’m not quite sure, but it was a fulfilling and enriching night and the way I feel is difficult to explain but its nice, real nice. I suppose I hadn’t considered how impactful it was going to be and it’s now sinking in.
For over a year our lives were wedding this wedding that everything wedding and with all the planning and schedules and the this and the that it becomes easy to lose sight of why this is all happening to begin with. Two kids, I mean young adults, fell in love. After they fell in love they decided to make a life together and Saturday was a beautiful celebration of the start of Kristen and Ryan’s lives together.
Now here’s what a million dollars looks like:
Her and I dancing to this song:
Finsmob Unleashed 
Rob
I believe very strongly in “Do as I say, not as I do” lol
Rock, just be honest with the ladies and ask them if they like the way a penis feels in their vagina? That suggests sex without being rude. LOL
WOW, you must’ve been out of the singles market a Loooooong time.
Ok, credit where it’s due…GDP, I actually have a chicken thawing in the kitchen right now to BBQ it for dinner. I’m never going to look at it the same. LMAO…
…especially if it starts moving…lol
Washington is again down to three quarterbacks.
Washington State quarterback Connor Halliday was not listed among the players participating in the Redskins’ rookie minicamp Friday, and he has been removed from the 90-player roster, PFT confirmed.
According to John Keim of ESPN.com, Halliday appears to be stepping away from football.
Halliday threw for 11,304 yards and 90 touchdowns in four seasons with the Cougars, the last three of which were with head coach Mike Leach, long a proponent of a pass-heavy offense.
With Halliday departing, Washington has Robert Griffin III, Colt McCoy and Kirk Cousins at quarterback. The club has two rookies trying out this weekend: Hutson Mason (Georgia) and Anthony Neyer (USC).
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I thought Halliday had some game to him…maybe he just wants away from that clusterF’k in Wash.
BTW, Skins are the Phins week 1 opponent.
Go Phins!
GD, let’s take everything serious shall we. LOL
I took my cat to the Vet today for his rabies shot and the Vet told me that he is getting too fat and that I should be ashamed of myself….he is 14 months old and weighed in at 16 lbs….The fucker already yells at me if he can SEE the bottom of his bowl. Now I’m only supposed to feed him once per day and pick up the bowl after an hour if he doesn’t finish it all. That fucker is going to make me miserable
Yeah our cat is like that too. He’s 14 years old but no way we can feed him just once. He’s a big cat like yours and he likes to eat. He would drive us insane if we didn’t feed him a few times a day. Not that we give him full servings every time, but he won’t eat just once no matter how much and go all day. No fuckin way!!!
With Halliday departing, Washington has Robert Griffin III, Colt McCoy and Kirk Cousins at quarterback.
Two years ago having any two of those three on our roster would have had most of you jizzing your jeans!
do we have another zach here?
“The Dolphins will have no part of that. Linebackers coach Mark Duffner spoke to Hull every day for two weeks prior to the draft. Duffner wanted him on this team. Gave him a pretty good draft grade as well. Loved his intensity. Loved his production. When the Dolphins were finished with their draft, in this case after the fifth round, Duffner held out hope that Hull would still be available a few hours later. “
He has the instincts like Zach, it’s all about whether he can hold up at the next level at his size. It won’t be from a lack of hard work and giving it his all.
Damn Rock, the pussy troubles are mounting . . . . . . Actually, mounting may be the wrong word. lol
LOL
Tim, I have always just left his bowl out with some food in it “in case” he get’s hungry. If it get’s even close to empty he comes and lets me know. Now the vet is telling me that if I don’t change things he may become diabetic and I might have to give him insulin shots twice per day. (yeah right, HE IS A CAT, cat’s are replaceable.)
We leave dry food in our cat’s bowl and keeps him from losing his mind when we’re not there. Then we feed him one wet can over 2-3 feedings and that’s it.
Our vet told me to stop leaving the food out for him……..that will not go over very well. Fuck he laid the side of my neck open with his claws last week (Almost needed stitches) because I told him to piss off and hissed at him. He will be turning all Ken on me if I take his only pleasure away….LOL
Rename him Suh 😉
Tim Knight says:
May 15, 2015 at 4:04 pm
GD, let’s take everything serious shall we. LOL
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LMAO, dude, I was joking too. I’m sure you haven’t been that dense to say that to a girl since like the 6th grade…lol
Actually I used to be that bold back in the day and knew which girls I could say that to and who not to. Some girls are fun types and can roll with stuff like that. You have to get a feel for them first. You don’t use that as the first line. LOL
Twerkin Chickens and Fat pussy… It’s freaky Friday !!
ROTFLMAO!
I was going to post something about something but I think I’ll just laugh at Miley-Chicken and call it a day.
(That story about the cop car auction was amazing too. Made me teary-eyed.)
And Congrats, Son!! That’s a beautiful dad and daughter picture! 🙂
Rock, what’s the name of your cat “Stand the Fuck Up!!!”?
pss psss psss psss psss
That is all he will come to. LOL
Nero is his official name. (he’s all black and Nero means black, SOOOOOO creative huh?) Ex named him. I just call him “Cat” Pss pss pss pss pss
Sometimes I call him “Stupid Fucker” he answers to that just as much as anything else, which is to say he doesn’t. LOL HE IS A CAT.
I wanted to re-post this because it was lost with everyone talking about my fat pussy.
Rockphin says:
May 15, 2015 at 4:10 pm
With Halliday departing, Washington has Robert Griffin III, Colt McCoy and Kirk Cousins at quarterback.
Two years ago having any two of those three on our roster would have had most of you jizzing your jeans!
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getterdone says:
May 15, 2015 at 4:29 pm
Rename him Suh 😉
hmmmmmmmm…..
He IS a big fat black cat…..
Ok, Going to sneak outa here 12 mins early to beat the traffic. NOGTIH ALL
Have a great weekend!
No matter what happens with the whole deflategate thing, just reading a post like this from a Pats’ fan makes it all worth while.
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“Listen you little cosmetology faggot, It is obvious you have not followed anything and have spent your last few minutes of commentary bent over and taking it!! The preponderance of the evidence is on the Pats side. Ted Wells embarked on a witch hunt, which it seems was sanctioned by Roger the Dodger. And now, we have the same Roger the Dodger hearing the appeal. What a joke. Goodell will not be able to get out of his own way here. Again, the commish has stepped on his “di##” and it is getting shorter by the minute so that he may have to end up having someone else step on it for him, or maybe Troy Vincent can open his mouth a bit and make it larger for Roger. No matter the outcome, the NFL has lost some face here. There is too much that has been left out here to make a credible case out of this, especially when you go bacK to one of the “Feely’s” making stupid commentary about stuff that he claims happend a long time ago. Enough already!!!”
He’s just pissed off because his team and its fans are bent over and taking it up the flatulence furnace. LOL
Pronounced – Roga the Dodga
Goodell has been the Pats lapdog for years and now he’s the enemy. Funny how that works. LOL
where did you read this
It was one of the comments on some Comcast New England article that came up on yahoo, which itself said “they just hate our Pats” in a more polite way. Obviously I picked the one that I liked the best, but they sure ain’t happy in Mass and are in full attack mode.
A lot of fans dislike Goodell
But I am amazed at how crazy the Patriots fans have suddenly out ut of the blue become about Goodell
From now on every time I appear in Court I’m going to open with “Listen you little cosmetology faggot” . Its very persuasive and once said, your audience will have nothing but respect for you…
😉
LMAO!!!
LMAO — the Southies do have a way with words.
I think a nice long trial would be just what the Dr ordered.
I don’t know if you guys saw this, but Dansby claims the cheats tampered with their headsets in that snow game cheats 47 vs Cardinals 7.
http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/browns%e2%80%99-karlos-dansby-thinks-pats-tampered-with-headsets-in-2008/ar-BBjNAC1
This was the game that came to my mind when I first heard about the 2007 rule change that allowed the visiting teams to use their own balls. The first season the cheats had a huge decline in fumbles per touch.
This is what I’m talking about, fuck the cry brady suspension, I want to see the roof fall in on those cheating bastards.
Today was Dansby, yesterday was AJ Feeley, tomorrow… Cheats done did lots of cheating, can’t wait for more to come out.
most popular cat names….
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Popular_cat_names
Whoop der it is! Boom shakalaka!
Dolphins GM Dennis Hickey confirmed LT Branden Albert (knee surgery) is on track to play in the season opener.
Albert has been setback-free in his ACL recovery to this point. His status for training camp remains questionable, but the Dolphins fully expect him to be ready for Week 1. After missing the final eight games last year, Albert’s return will provide a major upgrade to Miami’s pass protection.
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Jahn
I was listening to Kirwan and Miller on the way home from work. It’s always been Miller, he just sounds so much like a geek, I didn’t realize it’s him, and YES, he’s a big time Patriots and Brady apologist. All he cares about is how the league handled this, and to me, the worst thing he said was defending Brady for not cooperating with the investigation, stating maybe Brady was advised not to. If he was in my car I would have pushed his ass out at high speed, and enjoyed the view in the rear view mirror for as long as I could see.
Could you imagine him being OK with Richie Incognito not cooperating, and saying he was advised not to? He’s a fucking ass, and I hate him. He is definitely hugely biased, and he has no place. Kirwan even leans to that side. I wish Polian could debate him on this, Polian may be the only guy worth a shit on that station.
Here Stanger
This is better than a twerking chicken!
LMAO
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Totally disagree!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PhinPhanatic @PhinPhanatic · 31m31 minutes ago
Miami Dolphins: Free Agents To Consider http://ift.tt/1d4hDtP
His last comment was pure douche! I hope Thomas develops nicely at guard so this jerk can eat a nice crow sandwich.
I have an idea for a poll. Pick this year’s sleeper from our draft and UDFAs who were not 1st or 2nd round picks?
Douglas, that was easy.
Gee… way to reach. LOL
You said not 1st or 2nd 😉
Devante Parker!!!!! lol
What a tard
this is my idea of a poll
That’s an impressive 90 degree angle right there . . . .
Mike Hull
I have a feeling Jamil Douglas never starts for us this year. I think we pick up a vet, and that vet starts
I think even if we don’t pick up a vet there is a good chance he doesn’t start and they just develop him
Turner probably would have played a lot if not for his turf toe injury that lingered basically all year.
Douglas is a ZBS O-lineman only, that’s why he went 4th round. Not overly big, but quick and athletic with good strength.
Thomas isn’t an NFL tackle from what we’ve seen. He seems better in less space and when on the move than on his heels. We’ll see if he finds his spot.
Mike E, the Mets are getting brutal to watch. They can’t hit and they’re a bad infield defensively. That part of the team really didn’t get much better. I know Wright and d’Arnaud are out but geez, it’s like watching paint dry with this offense.
Jacey @MDC_Jacey · 2h2 hours ago
So excited it’s finally #FinsWeekend! @MDC_JessicaC and I are headed to the Captain’s Party 🐬☺️
Can we arrange for them to be at the next fest?
gosh dammit. i hate when i leave the door open. now i have to go chase down the girls again. aaahhhh who am i kidding, they will come back home later.
The door is open? Whoo hoo I am free!
lol at ken. like you are going to leave.
Mike E, Hull is one of my sleepers but I have like 2-3 more so I’m not sure yet.
Listening to NFL Radio I have to say I am very disappointed in Jim Miller. I had really liked his commentary for much of the season. He was one of the big Tannehill supporters who was always talking about how far Tannehill has progressed and he good he is becoming. But this past week or so he is such an F’n Brady and Pats apologist that I can’t take it anymore.
Just a quick drive by for tonight. I got some beers waiting for me. I am out. Peace to you all.
We’ve discussed the DL and LB position a lot but let’s take a look at the secondary.
CB – Grimes, Taylor, Bowman, Br. McCain, Bo. McCain, Davis (off knee surgery), Lippett, Seamster
S – R. Jones, Aikens, Thomas, Delmas (off knee surgery), Thompson, D. Jones, Kovacs, Gary
16 DBs and 9-10 make it.
Joy Taylor @JoyTaylorTalks · 3h3 hours ago
Heading to the #FinsWeekend #Party @miamidolphins with @bitsybottom @alippman7
PRESS RELEASE: Fins Weekend Golf Tournament Presented By Waste…
Two Dolphins defensive backs, Jordan Kovacs and Brice McCain, were among those that took home honors in the golf portion of Fins Weekend on Friday in Doral.
when did the wendys chick make the dolphin cheer leading squad
Tim
Dilson Herrera just went on the DL (broken finger), and I was really hoping the Mets would bring up SS/2B Matt Reynolds. Instead, they’re bringing up Eric Campbell again. I want to see Reynolds up here. I can’t understand why they won’t give the kid a shot.
We don’t want to mess that lineup and infield up. Stop being silly. LOL
Dolfans NYC @DolfansNYC · 6m6 minutes ago
Former Dolphins Kicker Garo Yepremian Dies At 70 http://bit.ly/1d5XMdv #Dolphins
I am sad to hear that. OD may want to write a piece on him- if he has time.
Rest in peace, Garo.
Mike E may be interested, though I don’t think he is an upgrade from what we have.
http://www.cheatsheet.com/sports/nfl-3-potential-landing-spots-for-colin-kaepernick.html/?ref=YF
2 years ago I would have jumped at the chance to land Kaep but not now. He has not grown at all while Tannehill has improved every year to the point where I think there is a fairly wide gulf between him and Kaep. Tannehill is clearly a better QB with much better pocket passing skills than Kaep.
One of the qualities I have liked about Tannehill is he had come across as mature since his first day here. I do not get the sense he will ever be an embarrassment to the team for off-field stuff.
has come^
RIP Garo. In his day he was one of the best kickers in the game.
RIP Garo
Jay Ajayi Will be too good to be considered a sleep
But he is my pick for the best performing rookie
Garo was a family hero back in the day, he was truly a great person.
If this doesn’t bring tears to your eyes…
Garo Yepremian’s full life was more than one blooper play http://fw.to/Y4QXMfY
We’re a really fucked up society, from the way team mates treat each other to the bullying in school that lead to suicide.
i can remember buying a tie for fathers day and my father never wore it because it was ugly as hell. Garo’s tie.Garo started a tie business that never took off. I just remembered bernie kosar statrted a greeting card business that failed also. Jocks that know nothing about business throwing most of their money away to dumb ideas.
They expect their fame to give them the edge, but to get that edge you really have to either have a superior product/marketing campaign or you have to be on the ‘A’ list like Shula/Marino.
Marino has had plenty of failures from restaurants to nascar
Omar on the radio now saying he still thinks cry brady is a hall of famer, and even though he believes he cheated they most likely still would’ve won 4 championships without cheating. The next caller questions his logic and Omar in typical Omar fashion goes illogical on him.
Someone on the show (Shaun Kink I think) said, do the Pats really want to take this to court and have things come up that they’ve been hiding? That dumbass needs to keep quite, that’s exactly why I want it to go to court.
Shaun King
Miami Dolphins @MiamiDolphins · 53m53 minutes ago
Day 2 of #FinsWeekend is here.
Steve
All that is part of the “hunter / gatherer” history of our species!
The problem is that we don’t have to protect ourselves from Wolf Packs anymore!
It’s packs of lawyers that are dragging you down these days!!!!!!!! 😉
Revenge of the “Nerds” on a grand scale! 🙂
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/25185246/ex-dolphins-coach-bashes-ted-wells-says-jonathan-martin-was-suicidal
Turner does have a point. Martin’s mother is either General Counsel or Assc. GC of Toyota. One of the largest advertisers to the Networks/NFL. Martin was not just another O-lineman in the league. Incognito is huge ass and represented himself the way he did… but something never sat right about the way that was handled.It looked more like a report doctored for family court than an investigation for work.
Martin would have been fifth generation at Harvard. I understand his parents travel in the same circles as the team owners. Still, this is the kind of thing that really discredits the league.
I know there’s a couple other Golden State fans on this board…I had to share this. The last time our team was in a conference championship series was When I was 3 years old, 40 years ago. I read this on Bleacher report and got the chills:
“This Western Conference Finals appearance is a first for generations of tormented Warriors fans who weren’t alive when Rick Barry was lobbing up underhand free throws. It’s a first for 14 of the 15 active players on the roster. It’s a first for the head coach—at least in his current job.
And if all goes according to plan, it won’t be the last first for all of them. Holding up a trophy would suffice in that role. “
i remember barry.I believe he played for univ. of miami. I still like houston to win it all.
barry had a long streak of free throws made consecutively.
Houston can’t even think about the next round yet. Game 7 vs. the Clippers…they’re lucky that got past game 6 to be honest. They’re a good team, but the Clips are just as good.
Warriors this season vs. Clippers: 3-1
Warriors this season vs. Houston 4-0
I love ya jetsuck, but I don’t think you’re betting with the smart money on that one. 😛
wow, RIP the best qb the fins ever had. RIP in peace Garo
http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/former-dolphins-kicker-garo-yepremian-dies-at-70/ar-BBjQqHR
jetsssuck says:
May 16, 2015 at 11:09 am
Marino has had plenty of failures from restaurants to nascar
i dont think he did with his name sake restaurants. dont think he was a big investor just lent his name to the franchise. i know you like bashing the legends of the fins to stir the pot, but there are lot of articles out there about marino’s business success. i seriously doubt he is going to be at a soup kitchen soon.
yes he lent his name but he invested as a owner. Dan Marino town and tavern cocunut grove and coral springs both closed, 20/20 pizza Domino’s sold at loss and several others I can’t think of. He owned a nascar team but failed. Keith Sims owned 15 dunkin donuts and sold them at a profit and he lived in the same neighborhood as marino who was given a mansion for 1 dollar to be its spokeman. John Offerdale opened and expanded einstein bagels and finally sold to a MNC at a big profit.
Would prefer Suh do be in Davie working out, but this does make sense. And if it is what he’s always done, who are we to argue?
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“If it mattered to the Dolphins, they could have structured Suh’s contract differently, with big workout bonuses to encourage him to attend offseason work. But it doesn’t matter to the Dolphins. Suh always showed up to training camp in Detroit in great shape despite having missed the team’s offseason program.”
SouthFlaSportsBlog @SouthFlaSports · 2h2 hours ago Davie, FL
Kenny Stills rocking his new number.
Looks like Stills and Landry can have a “tat off”.”
http://image.newsinc.com/27655672.sfxl.jpg?resize=600:*
Ya, WYOMING, that guy Marino is a loser – – – NOT!!!!!
RIP Garo
THE PASSING OF GARO YEPREMIAN should have all Dolfans thinking about the fact that most members of the 1972 Miami Dolphins are approaching 70 or past 70 years of age. While I’m sure Ross and his underlings are planning a spectacular 50th Anniversary Celebration of THE PERFECT SEASON in 2022, the brutal truth is this: MANY (most?) of the players on that squad will either be dead or so physically impaired that they will NOT be able to attend, especially so in the case of the coaches.
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I AM CALLING ON THE DOLPHINS’ ORGANIZATION to set aside ONE HOME GAME EACH YEAR FROM NOW UNTIL 2022 as a special day to recognize THE ONLY PERFECT SEASON IN NFL HISTORY!! – – FOR GOODNESS’ SAKE, DON’T WAIT UNTIL MOST OF THEM ARE DEAD!!!—-DO IT NOW while those players and their families are STILL ALIVE to enjoy and appreciate the thanks of an incredibly thankful following of true Dolphin fans!!
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STEVE ROSS, CAN YOU HEAR US???
Good post & I agree!
What would really be nice is honoring those 72 Dolphins by winning another Super Bowl between 2015 & 2022 seasons. 😀
HAVING THEM as guests of honor during the home game against New England wouldn’t be a bad idea, either!
Ha, this year…so the fans & national tv can say how this is what real players that don’t cheat look like!!!
Bleacher Report’s Jason Cole reports it’s “highly unlikely” the Seahawks will extend contract-year QB Russell Wilson’s deal this year.
Wilson is said to be seeking in excess of $20 million annually on a five-year extension. Per Cole, the Seahawks “have no desire to get anywhere close to that” and are willing to let him play out the final year of his rookie contract and then use the franchise tag back-to-back years through 2017. That would net Wilson around $45-48 million over the next three years. Recent reports have suggested the two sides are “10s of millions” apart in contract talks. Cole’s report seconds that.