Entrare! Welcome to Mustachio Cuts a place to talk Miami Dolphins football and facial hair!
I finally opened up il mio posto! Now everyone is gonna have grande mustachios. I’m gonna give a special price to members of my favorite team – the Miami Dolphins!
Tu sei una stella Miami Dolphins…la mia stella! Now if only I had a few customers. Especially if one of those customers was one of the Miami Dolphins. Hey who is that at the door! Stupefacenta! Its Jay Ajayi, one of the newest Miami Dolphins!
Si accomodi Mr. Ajayi. I’m going to make you look so nice for the Dolphins! Sit. (Mustachio dusts off the barber chair)
Buona fortuna that you fell to us in the 5th round. Hard to believe realmente. The 13th running back taken in the 2015 draft! And some scouts beleived you were the 3d best running back.
Primero, Gurley is off the board. Secondo, the Chargers take Melvin Gordon. So Ajayi goes at the end of the first? NO! Puo darsi the 2nd round? NO! Not the second round either. TJ Yeldon and Ameer Abdullah went in the 2nd round. Il Terzo is a charm right? Not for you Ajayi. Eight more runningbacks are off the board before Jay Ajayi is selected. Why did you drop? Reportedly the ginocchio has major cartilage issues. They were calling it “bone on bone” (Mustachio gasps) the dreaded osso on osso injury…I don’t know what that means…
…but it landed the Dolphins Jay Ajayi! Affanculo! How did the rest of the NFL ignore the your production based on a little osso on osso. You Mr. Ajayi did everything at Boise State. You ran the ball, you caught the ball, you blocked. You were like my whore wife at an orgy – EVERYWHERE!
Magnifico pick!!! Jay Ajayi in the 5th round. Affanculo, I need a sip of water. (Mustachio takes a sip of water) Now you are a Miami Dolphin. Think about that backfield. Miller and Ajayi. That is the backfield of sogni.
Mr. Ajayi you are going to have an impact from the get go. I’m gonna make you look so nice, the Dolphins have to give you snaps.
The coaches will say, put the great mustached one in – Jay Ajayi. And then everyone will say – that’s another TD! You scored 32 TDs for Boise State in your senior year. Maybe you get 40 TDs with a few more games in the pros. Some on the ground. Some in the air. Ajayi will not be stopped!
Okay, Okay…enough Mustachio talk. Let me show you what I did for you. Tell me…You like???