By Dr. Bruce Banner
Okay so Phins go into Buffalo and have must win game against toe sucking head coach. Phins go in and show they are puny ocean going mammals that don’t know the difference between a snout and a blowhole. Hulk watch Phins’ defense get gashed for over 100 yards by 2 running backs. Hulk watch our secondary turn Tyrod Taylor into a nearly perfect passer. Hulk watch Sammy Watkins run past Brent Grimes like he was going for the last slice of Miko’s cake. Hulk watch another muffed snap turn into points for second straight week. Hulk watch the seconds tick away on a scoring opportunity that could have put Phins back in game. Hulk watch another short yardage play line up in shot gun with no hope of success. Hulk watch another embarrassing loss and Hulk watch the end of any hope of a meaningful season for the Miami Dolphins. So you think this would all make Hulk angry?
But Hulk no angry. Well Hulk always angry but Hulk no more angry than usual. Why? Because Hulk see this all before. Hulk knew stinking Phins would as always find a way to lay down, die, quit, choke and whatever adjective that describes utter failure you wish to include in the list. Hulk not angry because this is what he knew would happen when you have a team that is a bunch of quitters who no play with urgency, when you have a rookie interim head coach who has never been anything more than a position coach, when you have the man that signed Mark Sanchez to a record setting deal be ultimately responsible for all football decisions. This is what Hulk expect.
Sure Phins have 2 good games with new coach but they not against good teams. Hulk knew that those games were just setting the stage for more disappointment. Hulk knew Phins just sucking you in only to tear your heart out once again. Hulk knew coach Dan’s inexperience would show at the worst time such as in divisional game during 2 minute drill. So that is why Hulk no get angry.
Maybe someday Hulk get angry again at Phins. Maybe someday when Phins play meaningful football game against division rival. Maybe someday when Phins play good football in December. Maybe someday when Phins dare Hulk say play in the playoffs. Maybe then Hulk care enough to get angry again. But now Hulk done caring so Hulk no get angry and that is what makes Hulk angry….that he can’t even care enough about this team anymore to be angry. So until that time comes when Hulk can get angry again Hulk will just sit here and meditate.