The Dolphins took a beating on Sunday and need the sweet tender touch of Nurse Pokey.
Mike Pouncey, Rishard Matthews, Jelani Jenkins, Jordan Phillips, Earl Mitchell, CJ Mosley, Jarvis Landry everyone took some hits yesterday
But no more than you the Dolfan…
The jests fondled and groped each other to a big dominant victory.
It seems like all season we have seen some jaw dropping stat lines. This week it was rushing stats. How is this for you – Jests ran for 137 yards. Dolphins 12. Ouch
The jests finished the game with 38 points but most of them were through the air as Ryan Fitzpatrick threw for 4 TDs.
2 of those TDs were caught by “Stabby” himself. Good job Marshall – I will shank you!
The Jests gained 277 yards in the air, which is significantly less than the 351 yards the Dolphins gained in the air. But the Dolphins were trailing the entire day after failing to score with great field position on three consecutive drives to start the game.
What’s a matter feeling a little sick?
Well here is the good news. Jarvis Landry had another good day. Landry caught 13 passes for 165 yards and a TD. In a horrible season Landry continues to play hard and show he is the real deal. That’s 65 catches on the year for 651 Yards and 3 TDs. And that doesn’t even include his special teams impact or rushing yards.
There were some drops by the other receiver but rookie DeVante Parker finally made an impact and scroed a TD on a 33 yard catch with a lot of YAC. Parker finished the game with 80 yards.
Another rookie Jay Ajayi caught 4 passes for 52 yards.
On the bright side rookies like Parker, Ajayi, Douglas
, Phillips and even Good Ole Bobby McCain are seeing the field are getting some playing time and playing hard. And when you are 4-7 you need to look to the future…
Let’s keep nursing those baby Dolphins!
Oh…one more thing…bend over and get ready for the final 5 games of the season. Pokey is coming for you!