What Make Hulk Angry?

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By Dr. Bruce Banner

So Hulk know that Phins not going anywhere this season. He know that even if Phins manage a few upsets here and there that it won’t mean anything in terms of playoffs. Hulk has said he done being angry about team. Nothing they can do will cause Hulk to rampage anymore. So Hulk sit down to watch Jets host Phins and then something happen during game. Hulk watch Phins squander early good field position. Then Hulk see key turnover squander another scoring opportunity. Then Hulk watch a journeyman QB better known for his scruffy beard than any NFL skill set he may possess start to carve through Phins D like it was wet dishtowel. Then Hulk watch Phin reject Brandon Marshal repeatedly school Phins best defensive back like he was an over the hill has been with nothing left in the tank. Then Hulk watch offensive line fail to get any push in run game. Then Hulk watch repeated low snaps from backup center. Then Hulk watch coaching staff not make adjustments to help backup center such as play more under center. Then Hulk watch D give up more 3rd and long conversions. Then Hulk watch when offense finally score then D turn around and give up long drive ending any hope of comeback.

As Hulk sit there and watch all that and Hulk notice a familiar feeling. He began to sweat, he breath harder, he feel pressure in head, he start to pound fist, he yell, he scream and then yes Hulk get angry! Hulk get angry at piss poor performance yet again against hated division rival. Hulk get angry at uninspired performance when all Hulk wanted to see if for Phins to show some pride. But these Phins have no pride. They no play with urgency. They flat out suck. There is nothing else to say.

Now Hulk want to know why Phins suck. Is the QB who everyone want to blame? Is it the offensive line whose play was truly offensive? Was is it Suh who supposedly made everything different now that he is here? Is it the Front Office who put this piece of you know what on the field? The problem is the answer is yes to all of the above and Hulk know that and that is what makes Hulk mad that he know this team is hopeless and yet he got suckered into caring about these Phins once again. It’s like Brokeback Hulk “I can’t quit you” bad. Why can’t Hulk quit this bunch of losers? What is it that makes Hulk keep coming back for more punishment? Is Steve Ross some kind of Marquis De Sade who can inflict punishment on Hulk over and over again? Hulk now get ready for more punishment next week. Ugh! Hulk Smash!

Brokeback Hulk:

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358 Responses to What Make Hulk Angry?

  1. Mike E. says:

    Page turn baby!

  2. Mike E. says:

    GDP

    How’s that?

  3. The Flying Pig says:

    Tim usually posts the dancing gifs

  4. finfanrob says:

    gdp,

    forget it not going there with the politics.

    but i will with the reported canes hiring, great hire for them. i posted on here when georgia fired him that the canes had their new coach.

    • getterdone says:

      I wasn’t talking politics, never mentioned a party. Fact, have we not been bombing foreign mostly muslim countries for years and years, while also losing many of our own precious sons & daughters along the way and for what?
      So it can now come here because it empowers and has monetary gain for the powers to be, whether they’re Dem or Rep. Fact, they’re both the same snakes!

      Anywho, yes hopefully a strong hire for the U. Go Canes. 😉

  5. stangerx says:

    Maybe if you are a mass killer there is a competition to be the worst of the worst. What could be worse that killing a bunch of folks at a treatment center for the developmentally disabled? The folks there already got dealt a huge bad hand or are trying to help those who got it.

    Right up there with the guy that killed all the kids in Sandy Hook, but in this case it was three of them (so you can’t just go with one deranged guy).

  6. finfanrob says:

    getter

    suggesting our govt is bombing other countries for financial gain it talking politics. but no issues here if you think it is politics or not, not something i wish to discuss now. just not in the mood.

    i much rather talk about the canes hire. i do think that was probably the best option out there for him. whether he can make them national title contenders again or not i dont now, but i do think it was their best option

  7. finfanrob says:

    wow, just wow. you are fucking blessed with calls for a decade and then you think you are hosed on a couple calls and you get nation attention. and people wonder why i hate with a passion anything boston. nuke the whole fucking city

    http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/pats-fans-think-sports-illustrated-cover-features-proof-of-refs-conspiracy/ar-AAfWwhQ?li=BBnbklx

  8. son of a son of a shula says:

    I meant to mention yesterday that UCF hired Scott Frost as the new Head Football Coach. Frost was previously the offensive coordinator for Oregon, fuck faces’ school.

    The spread O is coming to Orlando.

    He’s been dubbed – Frosty the O man

    Former qb at Nebraska and played DB in the NFL including Tampa and those Buc Tampa 2 guys are his coaching mentors.

    He told all the athletes today in Florida that if you’re fast we want you!

  9. finfanrob says:

    son of a son of a shula says:
    December 2, 2015 at 7:37 pm

    The spread O is coming to Orlando.

    i have been down orange blossom trail. it has been there.

    • son of a son of a shula says:

      Well I don’t think you’ll be surprised that there is a lot what you could call “I – Formation” down there.

  10. finfanrob says:

    son of a son of a shula says:
    December 2, 2015 at 8:01 pm

    Well I don’t think you’ll be surprised that there is a lot what you could call “I – Formation” down there.

    lol. lots of I formation. and even some just going for it and running right up the middle.

  11. son of a son of a shula says:

    The deep ball… From the flea flicker

  12. getterdone says:

    FFR, Richt should be a better hire than rehashing a Butch.

    Son, I remember Scott Frost from his Nebraska days, and yes they tried to reassign him in the NFL.
    I wish he wasn’t bringing that same Kelly spread crap to UCF. I feel it hampers young talent from getting ready for the NFL.

    • son of a son of a shula says:

      Maybe so but the kids love scoring all those touchdowns

      • getterdone says:

        True, and more and more the spread is utilized in the pros, but they need to run a hybrid of spread & pro sets….IMO. Lots to absorb I know…..

  13. getterdone says:

    Manny Navarro ✔ @Manny_Navarro
    Mark Richt had 9 double-digit win seasons at #Georgia and comes in with the most experience of any coach #UM has ever had (145-41)

  14. getterdone says:

    Armando Salguero @ArmandoSalguero
    Note to Stephen Ross: Right or wrong, the Hurricanes just landed their No. 1 choice in a job search.

  15. finfanrob says:

    son of a son of a shula says:
    December 2, 2015 at 8:31 pm

    The deep ball… From the flea flicker

    lmao. on OBT i think a flea flicker is the safest thing you can catch

  16. finfanrob says:

    getterdone says:
    December 2, 2015 at 8:32 pm

    FFR, Richt should be a better hire than rehashing a Butch.

    getter,

    dont you know once they go butch there is no rehashing them

  17. getterdone says:

    Adam Beasley @AdamHBeasley
    Dolphins QB Ryan Tannehill will be allowed to audible, make suggestions under Zac Taylor

  18. finfanrob says:

    getterdone says:
    December 2, 2015 at 8:59 pm

    ….figured I was setting you up for that rim shot…lol

    yeah sure, like i need your help.

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