Wedge here for Toots SuperGlue!
Ever had one of those days?
Nothing can withstand the gravitational forces you pass through.
Everything comes to pieces!
Well that’s when you need your Toots SuperGlue!
TOOTS is the Glue you can rely on like superstar cornerback Mackensie Alexander.
Just apply a little bit of Toots Superglue to you broken Photon Belt or your best Wide Receiver and like Magic you are back in space again or pitching a shutout on the football field.
Toots and Alexander are airtight and won’t let anything come between them and the receiver, including bombs!
Alexander was one of the most highly ranked high school prospects coming out of high school. He was talented then, he is talented now.
Toots won Space Ship Saver of the year last millennium. And it still saves Space Ships!
Some think Alexander will be the first cornerback taken in the draft! Some also think Toots will glue a moon to a planet!
Before the combine Alexander declared to the NFL “I am the best cornerback in the draft”…cocky, you bet! True….maybe!
Cornerbacks need to be confident, and Mackensie certainly is.
And I am confident Toots will permanently glue anything it touches!
Guess how many interceptions Alexander had at Clemson…
The answer is ZERO. Guess why?
Yep, you guessed it, no one dared to throw the ball near him.
Like Toots Superglue which never breaks down. Toots is permanent and not safe for your kids to play with.
Alexander is true shutdown defensive back. And Toots will kill your pets if they eat it!
Alexander is yet another prospect with Florida roots, hailing from Immokalee Florida.
I don’t know where that is but its probably full of football fields.
Toots, on the other hands, is harnessed out of the semen of dead lifeforms!
At the combine Alexander didn’t run the 40 but or really any drills at all except the bench where he benched 225 pounds 11 times.
At the Saturn New Products Fair, Toots glued an alien’s tentacles to his own pancreas 11 times!
Let’s face it, if you are an NFL Team you need a Mackenzie Alexander on your roster.
And if you are an intergalactic agent, you need Toots SuperGlue in your spaceship!
Get your Toots SuperGlue now…look for the sexy alien on the label.
Oh…and one more thing now you can get new MAX Toots SuperGlue.
Speaking of which…if Mackensie Alexander was an Alien Weapon of Destruction, he would be a bottle of MAX Toots SuperGlue!
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