During the summer, when we wait for the football season to begin and swim in the ocean
We fear what might be beneath the surface of the ocean…
Sharks scare all of us.
And there is no shark more fearsome than:
THE GREAT WHITE SHARK
But not all sharks are so great.
There is at least one who is
well…kind of mediocre…
Meet The Mediocre White
slightly less accomplished than some of the other white sharks
and like you…a fan of the Miami Dolphins
On an August afternoon the Mediocre White was hunting seals with a two of his shark buddies
They found the perfect spot and were ready to feast.
The first Great White turned to the other Great White barely noticing the Mediocre White lagging behind both of them.
“What’s your plan?”
The Second Great White responded “I’m gonna go deep, get a big push and leap out of the water with the biggest seal in my jaws”
“Nice!”, the first Great White responded
“You’ll get in National Geographic…I plan something a little more dubious…I’m gonna bite a baby by the back of its’ tail, drag it a little father out to the ocean, wait for its’ mother to swim out to the baby, then eat her. Then I’ll eat the baby for dessert”
Impressed, the Second Great White turned to the Mediocre White “How about you?”
“Oh me?” The Mediocre Shark was barely paying attention
“Um…you know dude…I’m gonna like, put my fin above the water and like circle the seals and then eat one”
“lame” interrupted the First Great White
“What happened to you man? ” The Second Great White disappointedly said, “You used to be great. Now you are so…Mediocre…”
The two Great Whites swan away leaving The Mediocre White.
That day The Mediocre White didn’t eat any seals. Instead he thought to himself
WHAT HAPPENED…
In the 70’s he was Great.
One year, in 1972, he was perfect, never missing a seal or a human he hunted.
Those were the days, The Mediocre White was the envy of all the other sharks. He ate whatever he liked, he spawned with whatever shark he liked, he even roomed with Steven Spielberg in college. Some say he was the inspiration for Jaws.
Though he never achieved perfection again. He had some great moments after the 70’s.
In the early 80’s The Mediocre White continued to be a fearsome hunter in the ocean. At the same time he enjoyed watching the Dolphins make Super Bowl runs.
Despite a chum strike in ’82, he finished second among all sharks in surfer limbs eaten. Only a shark named Riggins ate more arms that year.
In ’83, he grew his greatest rookie tooth. By the tooth’s second year he was setting records for flesh eaten.
The Mediocre White almost enjoyed the new tooth as much as he enjoyed watching Dan Marino throw the ball.
By 1985 The Mediocre Shark was making great memories by eating Bears on prime time.
But as great as the tooth was, the Mediocre White failed to surround his tooth with quality other teeth.
Defensively, everything got through his mouth, and he found himself forced to digest entire scuba divers, tanks and all.
Unbelievably, during the tooth’s entire career, the shark failed to hunt down a 1000 yard swimmer.
Eventually when that special tooth fell out, the Mediocre Shark wondered if he was ever achieve what he did in the 70’s again.
Meanwhile the Dolphins moved from Don Shula to Jimmy Johnson to Dave Wannstedt
The Dolphins had a few great players in that time: Jason Taylor, Zach Thomas…Ricky Williams lead the league in rushing one year. And like the Dolphins the Mediocre White enjoyed eating an occasional swimmer.
But it was not what it used to be. He wasn’t really Great anymore…
Now it seemed these up and coming New England Sharks were eaten all the best humans
By the end of Wannstedts tenure it became obvious…he was just mediocre now…
So he left hunting and went in a different direction.
The Mediocre Shark took up engineering.
He wanted to build something. Just like he believed Nick Saban wanted to build something with the Dolphins.
In his first building project he built the Daunte Culpepper Bridge:
Saban would not accept failure and either would Mediocre White.
He really insisted on Building something!
Like Saban, his next building project made people cry.
So Saban would leave the Dolphins and The Mediocre White would leave engineering.
Now he was ready for a new direction.
The Dolphins hired Cam Cameron and The Mediocre White took up work as a Park Ranger.
At a county meeting he attend determine to make a difference
“Broh’s” he pleaded to the County Council,
“We need to stop the deer deaths on the highway”
The Mediocre White raised his fin, “I propose we move the deer crossing signs away from the highway to a place less dangerous for the deer to cross, we should move the signs to the middle of the forrest”.
That year deer deaths on the highway increased by 800%
As the Dolphins moved on from Cam Cameron The Mediocre White also moved on from being a Park Ranger.
The Big Tuna was ready to turn things around for the Dolphins and the Mediocre White was ready to turn things around for himself as well. He took a job with the City.
Everyone assumed given his prior history of greatness, like the Tuna, he would excel.
They gave him a simple task. The streets need to be painted to make them safer.
Any shark can do that right?
Well…maybe not this shark…
He failed at first
and failed again.
eventually…the Dolphins found themselves in the Ireland era
And the Mediocre White found himself operating a draw bridge
He was a colossal fuck up…like Jeff Ireland
So the Dolphins found themselves in the Philbin era
and The Mediocre Shark found himself bouncing around from odd job to odd job
he tried parking cars as a valet
That didn’t last long
So he got a job as a custodian
but he often found himself late at performing his duties…
He really wasn’t very good at anything anymore…
But we all know what he is:
He is a hunter!
The 2016 football season has not started yet…
The Mediocre White wants to be Great again
Is this the year?
Finsmob Unleashed 
LOL @ the crazy world of Piggy.
NICE, PIGGY!
AS LUCK would have it, a young co-worker set up my email so he can transfer my game tickets for this season to my home computer. I can then, in theory, run them off, one at a time, until I have all 10 home game tickets. NONE OF THIS was necessary last season. But Ross’s ticket department thought that making us all jump through these computer hoops was a better idea than just mailing us the tickets we paid for 8 months ago.
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My brother-in-law, Jim, who Stanger knows quite well, was told by the ticket office that he’d have to buy a computer or a fancy I-Pad with an “APP” to run off his tix next season. THIS SEASON, for a $15 Fee, they offered to do this for him. But they told Jim they would NOT do this next season, NOT EVEN FOR A FEE. So Jim has told them this will be his last season as a ticket holder. GREAT GUY THAT STEVE ROSS!! –Jim has missed ONLY 3 HOME GAMES IN MIAMI HISTORY since day 1, 1966. Ross sure figured out a good way to reward loyalty.
OD, geez man!
I like the little wobble, among other things:)
What would Dolphins fans be saying if we drafted Shaq Lawson and Reggie Ragland?
great stuff piggy. I like the new character.
should we be worried that the offense didn’t show up to play yesterday at the scrimmage? I hope gaze lets them have it on Monday.
^gase
If it continues over and over yes. But if I was an offensive player I would expect a tough day on Monday.
It’s been happening all spring and all through camp, just not to that degree. As Tim would say don’t forget what happened last year, when we had the dual practices with Carolina, and they asked our D to dial it down a notch. Our D was capable last year of being great, not sure what happened, but this year even more so with the pressure and wide 9. Our O needs to pick it up, but this D can be really good.
OD I have to laugh at your MLB predictions. You said Giants were better than the Cubs, Washington was in trouble of being caught by the Marlins and mets, you liked the Cardinals…both the Cubs and Nationals have taken off, and the other 4 have sputtered.
HE who laughs last laughs best. Thanks for keeping track, though.
Spikes signs with the Bills after the Ragland injury. Wonder why we didn’t sign him. Bills seem desperate.
He’s a better 2 down 3-4 ILB, not a 4-3 MLB, he doesn’t have enough range for that.
We knew that when we brought him in though. With Spikes in the game we need to do what they’ve said we’re going to do, run hurry up, so they can’t take him out, and throw the ball.
ICHIRO gets his 3,000th hit!! A truly classy guy joins the list of baseball immortals. BRAVO TO YOU, Ichiro Suzuki!!
Hof game cancelled due to field issues. Football still on hold. Sigh
Just imagine if Ross was behind this. LOL
You mean he’s not? I thought everything wrong with the NFL was his fault.
I think its Kraft and Brady’s fault
Pretty good read.
http://mmqb.si.com/mmqb/2016/08/07/nfl-miami-dolphins-2016-camp-report-ryan-tannehill-adam-gase-0
It’s almost here. It is almost here! 119 hours until Miami Dolphins Football!
We have almost made it out of the desert. There is green on the horizon (and in front of me) 😉
Nice job Piggy
So true, and yet people will still vote for that lyin’ bitch.
Happy Birthday to me!!
That’s sad😣
After the stinky performance by the O in the scrimmage on Saturday night Gase is wondering what he’s gotten himself into😉
CB Ifo Ekpre-Olomu waived injured. How did he pass his physical when they signed him? I don’t remembering hearing he got reinjured.
Toba hurt his knee during floor exercise. Toba abandoned his routine and was helped off by trainers but managed to compete on pommel horse before exiting to receive medical attention.
I hope Toba is OK.. Never pictured him as a gymnast.
?? WTF ???
Happy Birthday Rock !!!
Rock,
That was a good article in SI. Thanks for posting. and Happy Birthday!!
Happy Bday rock!
Happy Birthday Rock!
That sucks! Feel bad for Ifooooooooooooo
I guess the offense didn’t get the memo this morning. SMH.
Omar Kelly @OmarKelly 57m57 minutes ago Davie, FL
Dolphins offense starts out Monday with a stinker. This is just nasty.
LOL
Adam Beasley @AdamHBeasley
Earlier play, Tannehill threw incomplete to Reshad Jones. I assume he was the intended target because no one else was in 20 yards.
Happy Birthday Rock!
Sorry to hear about Ifo. That really sucks for him, he came off as a really good kid too. Also thins our depth at CB even more.
lol @ Omar… he was dying to stay the offense wasn’t doing well but I’m sure he is sensationalizing a bit with his usage of “this is just nasty”.
It’s ok for the offense to be behind the defense at this juncture of training camp.
Like in any team sport that has an ‘offense’, the offense ALWAYS starts off slower than the defense because it involves timing ( defense is only reactionary )
I agree. And this is the first year in this offense. it might not even be good until mid season. The defense might have to carry the team for a while.
Pig — awesome article, not sure am so happy meeting The Mediocre White….but maybe some times looking in the mirror is painful.
What great pics of all those F-ups though. Please tell me the STPO was photo-shopped.
Happy BDay Rock…
It was interesting reading this quote from PFT article regarding the result of the Dolphins saturday night scrimmage:
“Any given night,” defensive end Mario Williams said. “That’s why you play the game. You don’t go out here and say, ‘It’s going to be a stalemate, this is going to happen. You’re going to get blown out, you’re going to dominate.’ That’s why you compete, that’s why we play. Fortunately for us, on our side of the ball we came out and we executed what we needed to.”
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Seems Mario is doing just fine 🙂
Stanger,
LOL @ your cake pic…
I know you wanted to show something else but are trying to keep it professional around here 🙂
You try finding that says that. I ain’t the photo shop maestro like the Pig……and not sure you guys would like it if I was. 🙂
“Jim has told them this will be his last season as a ticket holder. GREAT GUY THAT STEVE ROSS!! –Jim has missed ONLY 3 HOME GAMES IN MIAMI HISTORY since day 1, 1966. ”
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OD — put the missing only three games, that Jim was pissed, and that he bleeds aqua…….I’m saying it ain’t over till it’s over when it comes to that one.
According to Phins CEO Tom Garfinkel the stadium’s new shade tiles are is in place, fans can expect “a 20-to-30-degree difference” in temperature. Assuming that is shade versus not, for the hottest games, and heat-index rather than actual temperature.
But that for sure is going leave everyone at the Fest with a lot more energy after the game.
Gase has also asked VJ to bring it so the offense is challenged. This could pay off down the road. This is the time of year to work the kinks out.
I scroll through my Twitter feed each day looking for a practice re-cap just to make sure there were no injuries. All of the other stuff is kind of meaningless IMO.
I mean it is early in TC, it is not like the D and O are game planning for each other..LOL
Branden Albert, on criticism of the offense: “I don’t know why everybody’s getting their panties in a bunch.”
LOL
The media thinks it needs to set their pickems right now. LOL
Because the O showed a lack of intensity, then backed it up with another one this morning.
Or the defense is more talented and up to speed at this time which could be viewed as a good thing. 🙂
We’ve heard that before Tim, and it wasn’t the case.
Like I said yesterday, if the offense would have torched the defense everyone would be saying see they didn’t draft enough defense. LOL
It’s a no win situation unless the offense dominates the defense the same time the defense is dominating the offense..LOL!
Wait huh? Isn’t that an oxymoron? LOL
Hal Habib
@gunnerhal
Time to sound the alarm? Dolphins’ offense fizzles for second straight practice.
Oh No!!!!!! We are at Defcon 1!…smh
That’s it, season over, Phins 4-12 at best. Lock it up! LOL
The Donkies stunk on O last year.
Rock
It’s come to my attention that because of your avi, the site is blocked to certain people. Could you possibly change it to the Kool Aid one, or really anything else that doesn’t cause the site to be blocked? Thanks brother!
from what I read the O had no intensity on saturday and stunk it up. Today they were more intense but still stunk it up. But at least they showed had a heartbeat 🙂
The defense is ahead of them. It’s not rare especially with a new system, a lot of moving parts and new personnel. The defense just attacks, the offense has to catch up. I’d hate to hear we’re shredding the defense to pieces at this point.
It’s always a two way street , one unit over the other. If Gase really did tell VJ to have his D bring it, then it’s now time to tell them to dial it back. The O needs to get a rythym going before they get thrown to the wolves.
steveccnv says:
August 8, 2016 at 2:45 pm
We’ve heard that before Tim, and it wasn’t the case.
What do you mean?
You said, Or the defense is more talented and up to speed at this time which could be viewed as a good thing.:) we’ve heard that plenty over the past several camps, and the D wasnt as good as we thought. This year our D may be that good, but destroying this O with the training wheels on isn’t an indication of how good the D may be, especially since all 3 groups 1st team, 2…are destroying them.
tim,
I understand the D is ahead. But there is no excuse for lack of intensity from the offense in the first scrimmage. Gase said they were much better today.
You can’t dance with style, before you know the moves.
It seems the key to the O may lie in Parkers hands. They seem to struggle without him.
All I’m saying is our defense has been ahead of our offense early in TC for like 20 years. I’m not talking the season, I’m talking now.
Steve, I wouldn’t dial it back on defense so the offense can get comfortable. It’s their job to catch up. The Bills defense and even the Jets at times have destroyed us in the last few years. We have to prepare for that. Maybe that was the problem in the past, we backed off?
Maybe the dialing back is done in 7 vs 7. You don’t learn to shoot a basketball with a hand in your face.
We were focused on the poor scrimmage performance no? The follow up practice might mean the offense has their tail between their legs a little bit. They have to get over that and the only way to do that is to slay the dragon and make them start reacting to you. That’s how you get better as a football team, not saying “hey let them have an easy day so they feel good about themselves.” LOL
That’s not what the Bills and Jets defenses are going to do.
Its been going on all through OTAs, mini camp, and TC. We have a difference of opinion, let’s leave it at that.
Steve, what about all our corners being burned for TDs and RBs making nice plays during OTAs, mini camp, and TC? Two days and that all disappears?
I know this isn’t porn hub, but does anyone know if a “whole” chicken breast is considered one side (1 piece) or two?
OMG, Tannehill sucks harder than his baby on Lauren’s teat. Cancel the Fest. The season is over already.
Omar just saved us a bunch of time & money….see you guys in April 2017.
This is something you would never hear Philbin say
From perkins
“Gase, who calls the offensive plays, referred to the offense’s struggles in the scrimmage as a “speed bump” and a “hiccup” and said his play-calling could have been better.
“I’ve got to do what we do best as an offense, not what I like,” he said. “It’s irrelevant what I like. I’ve got to do what our guys do well.”
Our guys suck, that’s what they do well.
Gase needs to bring total reform.
I like him for the job.
Mike, a whole chicken breast would be one piece even though it makes up only half of the chicken’s breast.
Son maybe your wife only has 1 breast, but I’m pretty sure a chicken has 2 breasts 😛
He was kind of vague in his question, at KFC they split one breast into 3 pieces.
Bills LT Cordy Glenn has been diagnosed with a high-ankle sprain, and is expected to miss the entire preseason.
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We better sweep these Jills this year…tired of losing to them!
Sweep the Jills, & split with the Cheats & Yets, will be 4-2 in the division….that would go a long way to seeing any kind of post season play finally.
Thanks Sonny! That’s what I gathered after looking it up on several websites, porn hub not being one of them. This time . . . lol
http://www.miamidolphins.com/multimedia/videos/Gase-Breaks-Down-Mondays-Practice/4fda46e6-0fb9-49fb-8599-0ce4459faf4e
Around the 7:45 mark, Gase explains running the ball and how they’ll determine what their strengths may be running it. It’s what sets him apart from every other coach we’ve had since Shula, besides maybe JJ.
We got to be able to run the ball to be sound offensively….we’ve seen the past few years under Philbin & Lazor how under utilized the running was, even with a guy like Miller that was a true weapon as a all around RB.
Not to be pedantic, but a chicken actually only has one breast comprised of two halves separated by a membrane. When separated you have a “split-breast”, which are sometimes called whole breasts in recipes. Point being, sometimes recipes call for one “whole” chicken breast referring to two split-breasts, other times a “whole” breast is referring to one half. You really just have to take into account what seems right for the recipe as culinary professionals can’t even agree on how to designate split-breasts in recipes.
I think the distinction on “whole” is whether or not it’s the entire piece which includes the rib meat, keel and the tenderloin whereas broken up you have parts or breast pieces.
Mike E. says:
August 8, 2016 at 1:56 pm
Rock
It’s come to my attention that because of your avi, the site is blocked to certain people. Could you possibly change it to the Kool Aid one, or really anything else that doesn’t cause the site to be blocked? Thanks brother
Whomever told you this if full of shit. If the site was blocked “because of my avatar” wasn’t locked by an automatic feature on any server. It would have to be manually blocked. In which case whoever did the blocking on certain people servers would have to scroll through every post everyday to find my randomly placed posts to see what my Avi is. Similarly it would have to check every post to see if I have changed it, which I assure you no company it person would do. But no matter, I have a fairly good idea who requested it. And I don’t want to ruin anybody’s blogging experience so you guys don’t have to worry about being offended by it anymore.
Thanks for the birthday wishes guys. See you around.
Happy Birthday, Rocky
I can assure you that isn’t how blocking devices work In this instance it could be as simple as the rating you gave to your avatar.
Can you re-post the Hillary poo-poo pants pic, it would be fun to caption
Rock
Thanks man !
Dion Jordan can practice, the NFL says it’s OK! Oh, but of course his knee injury will keep him out of practice. 😦
Could he have a case of outtashape-itis?
He has that, and is still recovering from knee surgery he had, one that he just recently notified the team he had. He’s a frustrating case.
No he doesn’t have outtashape-itis, but he surely is out of football shape. He should make an impact on ST, but on D it may take a while. All the DEs seem to be flourishing in this scheme though.
Steve
I meant football shape. I’m sure he’s in good physical shape, but that’s not football shape.
I was responding to Stanger.
“I’m sure he’s in good physical shape”……do we know weight he came into camp, or seen any pics? He should be in good shape, but then he shouldn’t have been suspended all those times either.
275
So what does outtashape-itis mean?
Manes me not be in good shape. Guess the weight only matters if you are thinking LB or DE once you know how worked out he is. Doesn’t sound like he came in LB light though.
Why is Doughty nicknamed the GOAT?
It’s private . . . It was an embarrassing night for him
I mean for the goat
who is jordan williams?
Adam Beasley @AdamHBeasley
Jordan Williams has made more plays this camp than Jordan Phillips.
My thoughts on the chicken breast controversy:
Chickens are assholes
I know a lot of them
I hope this gives you guys some guidance going forward
Yeah thanks, it explains your wackiness. When you call someone a chicken it means they’re an asshole😉 what about when you call someone chicken shit?
Boulder
Jordan Williams is a DE/DT we picked up as a FA. He was on the Jets PS
well that sucks that he’s making more plays than phillips. I was hoping phillips was gonna make great strides this year and even be a starter. I guess not.
Steve
I consider chicken shit to be an oxymoron
That’s what I was getting at😀
Stanger
He was working out hard in the spring (Jordan), we saw the videos, he looked like he was in shape. Not sure when he had the surgery, and how inactive he’s been since he had it.
And how did a guy who hasn’t played in a year get a knee injury. Even if the story is there it might not be the truth.
You follow Ballers on HBO? If you don’t then do…..just had a storyline on that.
Rock
I’m up to Darkness at Sethanon. I’ve read a few books in between, but I enjoy the Riftwar saga
Lol at the guy calling Omar an idiot for not knowing the players😀
D-line and the knew scheme are absolutely amazing based on the reports I have read. O-Line is much improved, but just can’t keep up with the storm of bodies flying around.
Figured since TIm isn’t here would fill the void. 🙂
Feel bad for Gray, but go DUARTE!
He probably didn’t have much of a chance. NFL rosters are so young, because they include lots of youngsters, for salary cap reasons, and potential. Gray had his chance he didn’t take advantage of it, but we may see him next year.
This article by Mando makes it sound like these guys are still doing a lot of thinking on offense.I really don’t think our offense is gonna do much until after the bye. IF we get anywhere this year, it will be because of the defense. Lets hope they stay healthy.
http://miamiherald.typepad.com/dolphins_in_depth/2016/08/miami-dolphins-offense-ryan-tannehill-still-a-work-in-progress.html
Give them a chance to play a couple a preseason games, it’s too early to conclude that.
Wait what? Parker practiced today and is expecting to play Friday?
Best news of today is that Parker is back and working.
Nice to hear Gase say, “It was good in the fact that I know he’s been driving Shawn Jefferson crazy as far as, ‘Why won’t you let me back out?’” And take care of those hammies, but did laugh at this one quote from Parker:
“You’ve just got to hydrate, man. That’s the biggest thing. There was nothing serious. It’s all about hydrating.”
Welcome to Miami DeVante.
http://dailydolphin.blog.palmbeachpost.com/2016/08/09/devante-parker-returns-to-practice-no-more-nagging-miami-dolphins-coaches/
That is GREAT news! I want to see Parker play in this new offense. Where is Carroooooooo?
I bet the Cheats don’t lose a beat replacing him if they need to
Maybe it finally does. They lost Chandler Jones and Chris Jones too.
Appearantly Julian Edleman was carted off the field too
That’s the big one, along with Gronk and Brady.
I kind of figured 30-32, so not too bad . . .
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/nfl-fan-base-rankings-cowboys-beat-out-steelers-packers-fans-for-top-spot/
BTW – This is great
I should sue the @nfl for all my concussions. 30 years of banging my head against the wall watching the dolphins.
— daniel tosh (@danieltosh) May 10, 2012
LOL …
You guys laugh, but I don’t really see a difference between that and what the players are doing. You knew the risk before you signed on. In the future you may see players signing a waiver to reduce the leagues liability. You go across the middle and alligator arm the catch, why, because you didn’t want to get clocked.
Well I didn’t know it could cause permanent damage. Yeah dumbass who would’ve ever thought you could have permanent damage after being smacked in the head?
I didn’t see anyone mention the D tore it up today, with Parker back. False alarm on the ineptitude? Maybe, but worth following.
Looks like the offense finally got it done right. Promising . . .
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#Eagles OT Lane Johnson is facing a 10-game PED suspension, source said (as @DarrenDegaetano reported). He’s appealing. Would be a bad blow
BODY BLOW! BODY BLOW!
He was the guy I was hoping we weren’t moving up to get at #3.
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Just heard from Lane Johnson, says he took an amino acid that was approved but tested positive for (cont) http://tl.gd/nmomcg
I’m not buying it.
It depends on where you go. Don’t buy it from GNC.. Too expensive.
Lol, I’m not buying his BS excuse
Ben Volin @BenVolin 2h2 hours ago
Story: Edelman’s injury doesn’t appear to be serious, but Ninkovich’s prognosis is still unknown
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Ben Volin @BenVolin 1h1 hour ago
Key for Ninkovich is whether he injured his triceps tendon or muscle. Tendon tear = out several months, possibly for season. Muscle = weeks
I just drank a glass of Ovaltine coach, it’s loaded with vitamins. How would I know I’d test positive for PED’s?
Just don’t drink Roundtine, that will get you suspended for being an anti-ovallite. 🙂
The headlines I’m seeing today are:
Tannehill taking charge after blasting offense
and
Jordan Phillips looking to be a starter – taking starter reps for 3rd straight practice.
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So that other Jordan, Williams, is making hay against the 2-3’s while Jordan Phillips is ascending as expected.
Oh what a little Parker will do for you!
VJ recently said who starts on the DL does not mean much because they’re going to rotate multiple players. He also said he’s been with teams where guys who didn’t start actually played more snaps in the game. Odrick was one of those guys for us in the past. We’ve got a lot of talent and experience on the DL. Just get the job done, I don’t care who starts or who plays 37 snaps vs. a guy who plays 29. Just do your job. 🙂
Actually it’s a great thing to see Jordan Williams pushing Jordan Phillips. It will only make Phillips work harder to shed that lazy moniker he had early in the draft process.
So it’s being reported Kenyan Drake has another hammy tweek?
Anybody remember when the NFL used to be a Sunday only thing for fans? When people didn’t worry about how large the skid mark was when a third stringer farted months before the team ever played a game that actually meant something? When kids were out playing football in the yard, came in to watch the game and then went back out to play until supper time?
Ya mean before mass electronic media in our face at every turn devouring our brains and curtailing our functioning as well rounded active humans?
You don’t have to turn it on. You could simply be this guy.
No
I don’t remember
I don’t remember anything longer than a few tweets ago
And btw your post is too many characters and is really cutting into my twtiiter time which allows me to be obsessed with 3rd stringer’s farting
Now please leave me alone so I can focus on the NFL for 7 days a week, 24 hours a day
If I need to get away training camp all the time, everyday and the analysis of it which means nothing, I will hold my phone out the window so that the reflective surface on my phone cover can redirect the only sunlight I will get today on to my face
😀
I see all the Omar clones are writing of RT, what a surprise. He’s no different than Hillary, say something he doesn’t like, banned, if her people make a mistake she lets them have it.
Roundtine eh? lol
Yes, it will get you suspended from your house for one year!!!
Another Nazi like they say Trump is?
Tim, is that guy left wing nut job or a patriot? 😉
No I think just your typical asshole. LOL
Why? Cause he’s got a gray beard and a musket?
No because he’ll never turn on the media, unless maybe he pulls his pants down and farts in their general direction.
https://twitter.com/theflyingpig44/status/763139864510496772
Yeah but Omar prides himself on being accurate so Drake is wrong even if 22 looks like 32.
Every other idiot is laughing at the dumb woman that got her ipad soaked as they record on their handheld device…..smh.
I wish the dolphins tail splashed them all right about then.
GD, by the way, I’ve been spending a lot of time with family since my father-in-law passed away and one group – a very wealthy Republican family in ideology can’t vote for Trump and will support Hillary as they hold their noses when they pull the lever. That blew me away, they are hardcore Republicans but the father of the family works for a huge financial institution in NYC and they all feel she’s the lesser of two evils. That told me a lot. Just saying!
WOW….that’s sad and pure blindness.
Trump may be an asshole, but he doesn’t have decades long trail of dead bodies under mysterious circumstances behind him.
It’s not blindness, this is my wife’s cousin’s family (wealthy Jewish Republicans) and the dad knows how business works and how to invest money, has been working in the industry for over 30 years and has done very well. He believes ‘she’ will govern more like her husband did as a moderate – left on some issues and right on others.
I’ve had so many discussions with him over the years, all of them actually, his wife, their two kids; one boy and one girl now in their early 20s, and I never would have expected this. In fact they were not anti-Trump early on. Now they all think he’s clueless and a complete asshole.
Basically everything Piggy has been saying about Trump has come to fruition. He’s a phony, an ego maniac and possibly psychotic. That doesn’t mean Hillary is a good person because I do not think she is and a lot of people feel that way, but it comes down to how you think she will govern, not how much you like her or how much evil you believe she’s done. We’ve been dealt a really bad hand here and it sucks!
Remember, it’s not just about the president, but every 4 years we all think about kings and queens. That’s not how it works.
Wow Tim, if that’s how you feel you’re hopeless. He’s surely going to change the culture of the govt, that scares those that have been cheating the system forever. Most middle class people have had enough of the corruption by all politicians, and see Trump as the only one that can change that.
I’ll be fine with either but sadly some of you will be looking for dark clouds if you allow it. This also has nothing to do with money, I’m a middle-class guy but I get how things work. I’m not motivated by money, never have been. Independence is all I ever wanted. It took me awhile to learn that when I thought that’s all I was doing. That’s how the USA works, if you don’t like it, there are plenty of places to go that will suit your fancy.
Stop trying to make the USA a global fast food stand. It’s not fucking free, we pay for it!!!!
Tim
That’s very surprising. I hope they’re in the very small minority in that regard
They are….trust me. I’ve seen ‘real’ polls, and of course video of each other’s rallies, and Trump is swamping her….I see a landslide unless it’s rigged. But that can’t happen….lol smh
GDP
I think I’m pretty realistic about the election, and I think the only landslide would be Hillary. If Trump wins (which I hope he does), it will be extremely close, we’ll have to sweat it out.
Trump has to win by a wide margin…..a close election is soooo easily manipulated/rigged….and it’s abundantly clear what the global establishment wants…Hellary! If it’s close, she’ll be in, and the agenda of the cabal she belongs too along with the Bushes & Obama’s can continue their final chapter. 😉