Among so much losing, folks we have a Winner!
The winner of this years prestigious honor of being the FMU’s Bye Week Bi-Babe is the beautiful Kristen Stewart.
“I have fully been told, ‘If you just like do yourself a favour, and don’t go out holding your girlfriend’s hand in public, you might get a Marvel movie. I don’t want to work with people like that.” –
Kristen Stewart – https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/kristen-stewart-bisexual-lgbt-marvel-mcu-harpers-bazaar-interview-sexuality-a9089461.html
Clearly Robert Pattinson turned her to girls.
Bye week. Bye players, bye wins, bye respectability, bye competitiveness. here we sit with four games played and the Dolphins are the joke of the league. Scoring a measly 26 points while giving up an astonishing 163 points in the four games. To put that in perspective the next closest team to the Dolphins is the Redskins at 118 points, wow.
So we have draft picks, cap space and hope and that’s about it. Well we have Xavien Howard too, but who else is honestly safe going forward. Who do we have to build on? The O-line is once again a MASH unit although Michael Dieter
appears to be a piece to build on. Son is intrigued by Evan Boehm. Good luck naming another absolute building block for the offense. Who else on the Defense then? Wilkins of course along with Baker and McMillan. Five building blocks for the future with two of them being rookies. We have plenty of guys who show potential but so far that’s all it is. So with 12 games left in a season that’s been pushed aside already, which guys are in for the long haul? Which guys can become building blocks going forward, face it there will be upwards of 35 jobs up for grabs next off season. We have tons of cap space and tons of draft picks.
Hope. Y’all are lifers just like me. As fans all we can do and have is hope, Hope Rosen works out. Hope trading Tunsil doesn’t bite our ass. Hope setting up an environment where a Minkah Fitzpatrick demands a trade is ok. 
Hope letting so many vets walk instead of building on them is alright. Hope Grier and his staff can put together an amazing draft. Hope Coach Flores and his staff can walk the walk and deliver on a system that works, that players buy into and take responsibility for. Hope we see some playoff games as we continue to age. Hope a once proud franchise can get back to being respected and feared. Hope the next 12 games offer some glimmer of light and expectation. Hope Mostly that Grier doesn’t fuck this up as bad as Ireland did.
“You’re not confused if you’re bisexual. It’s not confusing at all. For me, it’s quite the opposite.” _Kristen Stewart
I’ve yet to have a game broadcast local so I’ve been to the bars to watch the games. Its tough to really focus and the looks I get would ordinarily piss me off but there’s nothing I can say or do when we’re down by 20 or more and it’s ugly. Dolphin gear on that I can’t get home fast enough to tear off. I’m doing my part in an ugly situation, I’m being a loyal fan, I pretend to smile when I say “but wait til next year”, yada yada bullshit. Where’s the girl?
Ahhh!
Hope Y’all, hope
Attempts to contact Ms, Stewart have not been answered (imagine that) but our sincere gratitude and congratulations go out to this years winner.
Go Dolphins, see you at the Fest
Finsmob Unleashed 
We have Needham on the field. This should be fun.
Why is Walton in???
need some screens or draws to slow that rush
This OC has no sense.
drake running pretty heavy today
Refs helping with the tank
that was a bs p.o. call against williams
pi
nice screen
Whew. What an ugly game but we’re still in it.
SBVII says,”..This OC has no sense.”
DO you get the impression that Adam Gase is Miami’s OC???
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NOTICE the stands more than half empty??? Since this game is a sell-out, this means more than 30,000 people who bought tickets decided NOT TO SHOW UP!!!
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WELL I picked Miami to win 20-13 and took the UNDER (the O/U for this game was 42). The most disappointing thing for me was the god-awful performance of this joke of an offensive line for Miami.
FOR SO MANY YEARS many of us have begged Ross to shore-up the O-Line. SO he sends our best O-Line guy to Houston. So we can get an inferior O-Lineman in the draft???
Ross doesn’t pick players. You really hate the guy to the point you’re now treating him like the GM. Do you not know that we’re rebuilding and this is year one of doing it?
TIM: ROSS does have the authority to tell his staff to “get me the BEST QB available (and he did exactly that when they took Tannehill) or “get me a really good O-Lineman) ” which he did when Tunsil fell to Miami. I DO BELIEVE many owners have told their player personnel people to fill a specific position over the years prior to the draft. Certainly, if I worked for an owner who said “Get me the best available QB,” I’d do it (and they did)!
BTW–your statement that I “hate the guy” is an outright LIE. I dislike the direction he’s taking this franchise with his inept selections for HC, GM and head of player personnel. But I do NOT hate this guy personally–JUST HIS CHOICES for people he picks to run his team.
IF you can’t tell the difference then I feel sorry for you. Tell the TRUTH, Tim!! And whetner you’ll admit it or not, Ross is presiding over the worst 10 year era in franchise history and SHOULD BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE for his failures. The concept that Ross bears NO RESPONSIBILITY for the people he’s personally approved to run his team just doesn’t cut it in the real business world.
Walton has looked pretty good.
Rut row
All the fans worried about the Fins winning should be really happy right now…..
LOL
Our WRs are playing soft, not aggressive saying the ball is mine. They’re just sitting and waiting for it. Go get it!!!!
Nice stand
They play hard we’re just not good enough but we already knew that. 😉
Not able to watch games. Is Rosen playing as bad as his stats show?
He hasn’t been good but our OL is really struggling and I think our WRs and even Drake are not playing with enough purpose. The entire team coaches and players are trying to figure this out but we all know the situation we’re in.
Agree
Come on Chiefs! Dammit man
Feel for Rosen,
Tough spot,
OD, you tell the truth, do you know that we hit the reset button or not? You keep acting like we were suppose to be good this year and we’re failing. This is exactly what everyone thought we would be. Why are you still questioning anything? We are in full rebuild mode. Like the Marlins.
ACTUALLY, TIM, what’s really is that Ross’s hires have destroyed the on field play of a once-great franchise. THAT’s THE TRUTH. Good owners don’t have to produce a 1-15 record to strengthen their rosters. They draft intelligently, filling holes, adding good people along the way. “Rebuild Mode” for successful franchises does NOT mean destroying the roster. When was the last time the Packers were 1-15?? How many 1-15 seasons have the Pats had in the last 25 years? I COULD mention many more franchises, but most football fans know that RESET does not necessarily mean a team as bad as this one!! Indeed “RESET” does not come close to correctly describing this team. “POSSIBLY THE WORST TEAM IN NFL HISTORY” is a bit closer to the truth. But, then THE TRUTH is an alien concept to those looking to make excuses for the 2019 season BEING THIS BAD. THEY PREFER TO SAY “it’s NOT Ross’s fault because he didn’t pick the players.”
WRONG TIM. ROSS PICKED THE TEAM LEADERS WHO PICKED THE PLAYERS!
THAT’s the TRUTH!! –And, no, I don’t hate YOU, either. I’m just concerned that you believe this organization’s owner should get a free pass for overseeing this mess.
ONE LAST TIDBIT. When Don Shula hit the RESET BUTTON, he had a 6-10 or 7-9 year. AND in 1970, his FIRST YEAR as head coach, he took a 1969 team that won 3 games and RESET them into a 10-4 team that narrowly lost in the playoffs to Oakland.
THAT’s THE TRUTH!!
Rosen benched
Gheysucki
That’s on Fitz
Great play by Collins he deflected it.
Walton out touching Drake it seems. He’s got some zip
Woohoo!
Let’s go!
As bad as we are, it’s a game. The Redskins were not supposed to be this bad. That’s the difference. They have a lot of good players on defense.
We are trying to get this onside kick thing right but we’re just shy of it. It’s almost impossible to do with the new rules. Sanders is really good at it though. Flores is showing me Parcells/Belichick balls though. LOL
Anyone still think we’re not trying to win?
Yes Gheysucki we are amazed too
OD, you’re living in the past. Let’s hope we’re a much more fun team to watch in 2020. 🙂
Jones playing well
TIM: RESPONSE FOR YOU below your 3:21 post. ENJOY!!
Can’t say they aren’t playing hard.
Man we may win this game. Go Dolphins
I see Abe Simpson is still yelling at clouds.
LMAO
That’s gonna be it. Damn
Preston Williams is a young player we can build on. It may seem meh… but this guy has talent.
No gheysucki comment on that catch? LOL
Nice catch Gheysucky
Great catch
Don’t tell me they are trying to tank
Lol.
Glad they went for it. Terrible play call
Yep.
THOSE THINKING MIAMI’s deliberately TANKING will have more fodder with that horrid play call. BUT it’s not TANKING, folks. THIS TEAM IS HISTORICALLY BAD.
NONETHELESS, it was a gutty comeback led by the Bearded One. KUDOS to Fitzpatrick, the ONLY Fitzpatrick now on the roster.
I have to admit, not kicking the XPT there and running that play was a tank play. We competed and accomplished what we wanted to do but didn’t want give the Skins the edge in the draft. We kind of won both ways. We’re not going anywhere this year.
LMAO at “Abe Simpson.”
Hope all the Festers had a great time today and great trips all around.
Ditto!!!
Ficking Chiefs lose to Texans. Mahomes sucks, LOL
THOSE OF YOU who took the Fins and 3 and 1/2 points are winners as are those who bet the “under.”
Are we rooting for the Jets today? LOL
Never
uuhhrrp
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
I don’t know about you guys, I’m just rooting against the team that has the gaul to call themselves ‘America’s team”
How is it that Andy Reid cannot field a defense? Reminds me of Sula during the Marino years.
Shula
Oh boy!!! Don’t go there. LOL
Shula wasted Marino’s prime years with his inability to field a defense. I just hope Reid doesn’t do the same with Mahomes.
Okay… no rooting for the Jets but if they win? 😉
Then the Cowboys suck.
Wow, as bad as we have been Gase’s team has been worse!?
The Redskins are not supposed to be 1-5 and the Jets are not supposed to be 0-4. We however have been marked as the worst team and we pulled off a good day today if you know what I mean? 😉 Go Jets!!! LOL
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHLLAAUUAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA DON’T SAY THAT!
I will forgive you. LOL
LOL @ Marvin the Robot avi. Awesome choice.
I know that I am rooting for LAC tonight. I have no moral qualms about that. LOL
Our pass protection is as bad as I can ever remember from a Dolphins team. It was fun to finally play a competitive game though.
A Sun-Sentinel reporter suggested that when Flores looked-up to the owner’s box just before the 2-point conversion try, ROSS WAS WEARING SCUBA GEAR!!!
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“JK” said the scribe!
pheloniusphish says:
October 13, 2019 at 4:45 pm
Shula wasted Marino’s prime years with his inability to field a defense. I just hope Reid doesn’t do the same with Mahomes.
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It’s inevitable. For some reason the Andy Reid offense comes at the expense of any sort of competent defense.
Darn they scored
I’ll say this about Case Keenum’s career – great play, meh and bad, great play, meh and bad. There is a reason he’s been on 5 different teams and they always try to replace him. You can say the same about Fitz. 😉
LOL @ Rock!
Marvin you saved our lives.
I know, wretched isn’t it.
Thanks Kong, My sister, the Bronco’s fake fan, texted me “well you must be happy” and I was oh yeah, I’m so happy my team is the worst wooohoooo when I wrote it I heard Marvin in my head. I think this will be my tank Avi because I just can’t keep up enough energy for the freakout avi and the blow up avi did it’s job soooo……. Depressed paranoia it is.
The second I saw Marvin, I thought “that is the perfect jaded, world-weariness voice to express 20 years of Dolphins futility topped with a worst team in the league season” lmao
LET’S GO DEFENSE!!! (either team)
So Far i’m 3-2 in todays picks,
I knew i should have picked the Panthers, they lost to the bucs this year at Car, i thought this was a Bucs home game which it really wasn’t due to London and they usually split
W Cincy at Balt Balt
w Seahawks vs browns ….seahawks
W eagles vs vikings …vikings
L texans vs chiefs…kc
L…panthers vs bucs …..Bucs
Games still to be decided
falcons at cardinals….Atl….
49ers at rams….rams….
titans vs broncos …titans…
cowboys at jets..cowboys…
steelers vs chargers…….chargers,
ROCKPHIN WINS AGAIN!…………….. OH MY!
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THE TANK BOWL
WASHINGTON AT MIAMI
Rob 14-7 MIA
Toba 24-10 Mia
OD 20-13 Mia
Rockphin 13-10 Wash
David 28-17 Mia
Naples 16 – 9 Mia
Ken 23-20 Miami
Pig 3-2 Miami
CavKong 6-4 Miami
Phelon 63-3 Miami
M13 27-17 Washington
Tim 31-17 Miami
yay…i’m so happy
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Miami at Buffalo
44-17 Buff
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Miami at Buffalo
Rockphin 44-17 Buff
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Miami at Buffalo
Rockphin 44-17 Buff
ROB 19-17 MIA
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Miami at Buffalo
Rockphin 44-17 Buff …(2 WINS)
ROB 19-17 MIA
FOR ALL YOU TANKERS:
in 2016 the Cleveland Browns were 1-15
In 2017 the Cleveland Browns were 0-16
In 2018, armed with many early picks and cap space, they won 7 games (WHOOPEE!)
In 2019, further fueled by early picks, the Browns are BEHIND last year’s pace with just 2 wins.
But don’t worry after a bye week, the Browns play New England. To repeat Jimmy Johnson, “Bad pickers just keep making bad picks, no matter how many picks they have!!!”
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That’s why REBOOTING, er, TANKING, doesn’t work.
DUH!!!
PS:JUST TALKED TO KEN on the cell at the game. He says many Festers PISSED at the play selection on the two-point try. Then he laughed heartily at my “ROSS WEARING SCUBA GEAR ” joke.
Jimmy Jonson went 1-15 his first year as HC in Dallas. 7-9 second season.
The Browns have nothing to do with Miami this year. No idea what you’re talking about.
This was meant for you, OD.
He is talking about Ross. That is all he talks about. How do you have no idea? LOL
Trying to find some sanity. LOL
Not sure it’s so much the Cheif’s D. Who was it that posted stats about how much passing teams lose vs how teams who run more or are more balanced attack win more. Chiefs only rushed 10 times despite averaging almost 5 yards a carry and passed on 35 plays.
You throw to score on offense and you run to win and play good defense. That’s Belichick’s mastery. It’s not really a mystery. Yes having a QB like Brady makes it easier.
The Jets outplaying the Cowboys is just perfect. LOL
doh spoke too early
Yeah bad play by Darnold but the Cowboys still have a lot of work to do.
the have been swinging on DuhArnalds’ jock all game LOL oops
“The Jets did not run the ball one time on that drive”
Gase anyone?
Did Mariotta get hurt or benched for Tannyhill?
Benched
C’mon, Dallas. Gotta suck a little worse than the stej right now.
YAY! The Cowboys messed up their 2-point conversion to tie the game!
COWBOYS LOSE!!!
Ha! The Bengals are worse than us. LOL
LOL
Awe Jests win…
Seth Walder
ESPN Analytics
Josh Rosen recorded a Total QBR of 2.1 today. Second-worst QBR game of the season (Luke Falk, Week 5).
Come on, he had no help. That’s why stats to me are not the tell all.
That said, it’s hard to determine if you believe in him or not.
Seth Walder
ESPN Analytics
Josh Rosen’s air yards to sticks was -8.9 today — meaning he averaged throwing 8.9 yards short of the line to gain — the lowest AYTS game for any QB this season, per NFL Next Gen Stats (min. 14 attempts).
Come on Chargers!
M13, I know you are not crazy about Alabama DB’s but what do you think about CB Patrick Surtain II in 2021 (if he continues his upward play)? I posted his stuff earlier.
I haven’t really had a chance to check him out, buddy. I’ll find your post though.
Tim Knight says:
October 13, 2019 at 7:35 pm
Come on, he had no help. That’s why stats to me are not the tell all.
That said, it’s hard to determine if you believe in him or not.
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I hear you, 100%. And now, you have to consider what Old Dolfan’s been saying.
I feel like both Josh Rosen and Ryan Fitzpatrick were given the shaft after we made the deal we absolutely couldn’t refuse: the Tunsil trade. And so as a result, we can’t get a proper eval of Rosen.
I think Tunsil is overrated. He’s good, not great. We got an offer we couldn’t refuse. Even Tunsil agreed.
What is happening to this place? Shouldn’t why is the same old blog up? Really sad. 🙂
Hey, we got the page turn we needed after music video Friday, what else you want? LOL
BBM — want you to try Chef Warren’s food some time. 🙂
M, This was basically it:
2021 draft, would anyone be interested in using one of our #1’s on Alabama CB Patrick Surtain II? Seems to be developing very well. Through 1.5 seasons (freshman and half sophomore) he has 45 solo tackles w/14 asst tackles, 2 FF, 2 INT and 12 PD’s. OH, and he is 6’2″ 203!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqIJsg9_uXA
I just said “one of our #1’s” cause of his dad and also could get there if he continues to improve over the rest of this season and next.
Thanks for re-posting, man. Yes… let’s revisit him after he improves his game just a bit. He could be a good one in the making!
Hey, Stanger!
Hope y’all had a good time, despite the loss today. I wonder how many times my name was mentioned being we faced my client Case Keenum… LOL 😀
M13 — we all had a great time. And you were mentioned many times. Someone talked Case Keenum, but all the others were hopes you make it some time.
Thanks, Bro! 🙂
stangerx says:
October 13, 2019 at 8:18 pm
BBM — want you to try Chef Warren’s food some time. 🙂
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Heck yeah!!! I’m all about some food!! LOL
Patrick II looks just like his Dad.
Nice, i lost all the late games. 3-6 total
W Cincy at Balt Balt
w Seahawks vs browns ….seahawks
W eagles vs vikings …vikings
L texans vs chiefs…kc
L…panthers vs bucs …..Bucs
L falcons at cardinals….Atl….
L 49ers at rams….rams….
L titans vs broncos …titans…
L cowboys at jets..cowboys…
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Must have went to review…I’m being censored I tell you!
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Miami at Buffalo
Rockphin 44-17 Buff
ROB 19-17 MIA
🐷 3-2 Miami
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Miami at Buffalo
Rockphin 44-17 Buff
ROB 19-17 MIA
The Flying Pig 3-2 Miami
M13 33-17 BUF
would like some input on week 7, i have to get the picks in by wed, this is what i came up with so far.
there’s no spread just pick the winners, the one with the most winners wins the pot.
any help would be appreciated
week 7 picks
chiefs at broncos….chiefs FAV BY 3.5 coming off a loss, broncos seem tough at home though
Rams at Falcons…Falcons home, rams FAV 3.5 look suspect
texans at indy….Indy…good team at home fav by 1 coming off a bye, texans are above indy in power rankings
Vikings at lions…vikings fav by 1 won last 3 two were at lions
Jax at Cincy… Jax fav by 3 flip a coin
Cards at giants fav by 2.5…… arizona won the last 2
chargers at titans ….. Titans fav by 1
ravens at seahawks seahawks 3.5 tough place to play
eagles at dallas… Dallas fav by 3, won last 3 vs eagles
LOCKS
saints at bears ,, chicago fav by 3.5 lost last 4 home coming off bye LOCK
Raiders at packers….Packers home …LOCK
49ers at redskins…49ers…49ers look great….LOCXK
miami at Buff…Buff……. LOCK
patriots at jets Pats…NE has won last 10 out of 11… LOCK
Rams @ Falcons… LOCK for the Rams to win. The Falcons’ Defense has been absolutely horrific this year.
They’re both coming off losses, Rams may be the better team however atlanta has home field,
Rams have covered the spread this year 66% while atl a league worst at 16%
i would probably go Rams but there could be an upset here.
Good game going on in Houston
Tim Knight says:
October 13, 2019 at 7:35 pm
Come on, he had no help. That’s why stats to me are not the tell all.
That said, it’s hard to determine if you believe in him or not.
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LOCUSTS!!!!
with the same team in the same game
12/18 132yds 1 TD 0 Int 66.6% 106.7 PR
15/25 85yds 0TD 2 Int 60% 32.9 PR
LOOOO FREAKING USTS!
Travel day for Hulk. Thank you Stanger for putting up with Hulk for last few days. Thank you fellow mobsters for making the trip and making this a great time. Hopefully next year we will be watching Tua under center
Always great when the Hulk visits, but do wish would learn how to use doors. 🙂
🤢
Deiter got schooled on a sack when kilgore had to adjust to pick up a DE in the 1st qtr
The whole line was horrible
Mark Walton missed blocking Collins for another sack
Deiter struggled all day!
After most plays yesterday the discussion turned to — “can we blame that one on Rosen or is that one on the OL again.”
fitz didn’t seem to have a problem with the ol
He also came in the 4th Q after the Skins team had spent the whole game in the sun. And never said the consensus decision wasn’t “that one on Rosen” anyhow. You saying the OL played well?
no, i think deiter and boem struggled