Divisional rival game. Throw out the team records, throw out the last meeting between these two teams and also, throw away all the momentum of the 5 game winning streak. All that is in the past. What remains in front of the Miami Dolphins is a team that knows them backwards and forwards, there are no surprises, no secrets. Unfortunately for the Miami Dolphins, the one thing that the win streak afforded them was consistency. That went out the window when the entire Dolphins RB room tested positive for COVID. More unfortunately, it wasn’t just the RB room. We have potentially lost our star WR Jaylen Waddle as well as our star S Jevon Holland. Both of these players are huge part of what we do on offense and defense respectively. The pass game went through Waddle and the versatility and effectiveness of Jevon Holland doing everything from blitzing, to coverage, to playing near the LOS as a LB has been so valuable to the Dolphins. There is potentially good news as S Brandon Jones is questionable to return from ankle and elbow injuries Sunday. He’s logged 2 limited practices so it’s possible he can suit up. Jones isn’t Holland, but if I had to pick one of our safeties to replace Holland, it would be Jones.
Back to the consistency thing. We need Deiter in there at C and we need him to play well. We’ve had 3 different centers this season though I believe we’ve seen the last of C Austin Reiter who was waived this week. Greg Mancz who we picked up from the Ravens is IR/DFR which means he’s off the IR and designated for return. He’ll likely be the backup this week to Deiter who is wearing a precautionary walking boot. I’m really hoping Myles Gaskin can play. We know his limitations, as do the Jets, but he gives the offense some consistency which is much needed this week. If Waddle is OUT, and it sure looks that’ll be the case, DeVante Parker who is being rested this week and not practicing will hopefully be wearing his Superman costume under his uniform. The WR corps will be Parker, Wilson, Hollins, Ford and Williams. I would imagine TE Mike Gesicki would be in line for a heavy dose of targets this week although it’s difficult to say that with certainty since his targets have been anything but consistent.
Our defense will have to set the tone, and they have been doing that during the duration of this five game win streak. There won’t be the statue-like Joe Flacco at QB this week, it will be the much more mobile, much less experienced rookie QB Zach Wilson. To be fair, Flacco carved up our defense pretty well but ultimately it was his lack of escapability that did him in. Zach Wilson can move, but pressure will cause errors in judgement and poor throws. We need Emmanuel Ogbah, Jaelan Phillips, Andrew Van Ginkel to keep up their relentless pass rush. All of these guys have been killing it the last few games. If S Jevon Holland is OUT, hopefully Brandon Jones can step in and get the job done.
The Jets will likely get a boost for their run game as rookie RB Michael Carter will be coming off IR this week. Carter has played well this season and has been a definite bright spot in their offense. Bad news for the Jets is WR Elijah Moore is on IR and will not be able to play Sunday. He’s been the bright spot in their passing game which now features Denzel Mims who is desperately trying, along with the Jets to get going. The Jets will rely a lot on Jamison Crowder, Keelan Cole and Braxton Berrios. Tevin Coleman and Ty Johnson have been splitting RB duties but if Michael Carter is able to play, he’s the one to watch out for.
I don’t care what this game looks like on paper. Yes, the Jets are 32nd in points allowed with 397 (30.5 PPG). They are 29th in points scored with 226 (17.4 PPG). The Dolphins have made significant gains in both categories during the 5 game win streak. The Dolphins are now 25th in points scored with 254 (19.5 PPG) and really moved up defensively to 13th with 288 (22.2 PPG). When 2 teams know each other so well, anything can happen, especially after having the win streak snapped by the interruption of the BYE week. What could have been a week to improve our roster by getting healthy has turned out be a disaster with COVID infecting too many important players. It will take a lot for Brian Flores and his staff to stay focused and find a way to overcome the obstacles that have presented themselves this week. Hopefully Flores has this team’s attention and they understand the importance of winning E-V-E-R-Y * S-I-N-G-L-E * G-A-M-E. There are no week’s off, this team must win the rest of their games or the season is done. Jets Head Coach Robert Saleh would love nothing more to end this streak and have the Dolphins join them as another team from the AFC East OUT of the playoffs. This game could be a nail biter, so fasten your seatbelts!!
PS – Some good news most recently from the Stanger camp. Jon has improved since my last update. Things are looking up so all of you BLOG Cardiac Surgeons can rest easy and don’t worry yourselves about transplants and the like. Hopes and prayers to Jon that he continues to improve and get out of the hospital able to resume a normal life.
GO DOLPHINS!!!
Finsmob Unleashed 
First and
Great news on Stang. Still sending those positive vibes from across the country.
Great news from the Stanger front!
He should be able to tell us to go to hell if he gets in a regular room! 😉
Not that Stanger would do that1
Awesome that we have Gaskin back. With the new protocols it’s remotely possible we might even get Holland back before the cutoff. Unlikely for Waddle though.
SB – Huge Billy fan. I think “NY State of Mind is great”. “Captain Jack”. “I’ve Loved These Days”. “Until The Night” is one of my favorites. I played out out some of my faves from “The Stranger” album. Still, “Only The Good Die Young” is one of my favorite Karaoke songs. It’s funny, in concert Goodnight Saigon is wonderful but I would never go to listen to the studio version. I kind of lost interest in Billy when he got into Doo-Wop. I like some songs but I pretty much fell off his bandwagon. Stopped buying his stuff at that point.
I wonder where that lands in ALL defensive linemen? 3rd year only is a thin slice of the league.
Heck NO! Fuck the “pressure” PLAY BALL!
From the last post:
FANTASTIC that we are getting some running backs off of Covid list and they get to practice today!!
18 of 22 plaintiffs were ready to settle with Deshaun Watson; four holdouts blocked trade to Dolphins
God bless them!
👍
I kind of question the reporting on this one (source of florio at pff)
The same attorney represents all 22 Plaintiff
It’s a real disadvantage to disclose that some of your clients are willing to settle
Damn!
So, please correct me if I am wrong, this year the pro-bowl voting by the fans as ONLY done through twitter? There are millions of people who disdain twitter and refuse to use it (myself included) You used to be able to go to NFL . Com and vote. Which idiot’s brain child was this?
OH! I almost forgot. An obligatory THANK YOU goes out to Mike E once again for keeping this place going with fresh posts.
There are only two things that I caught this week that need editing.
1. First paragraph “it6 wasn’t just the RB room” I don’t think you meant for the 6 to be in there.
2. Last sentence of 2nd paragraph “have been anything but inconsistent.” I believe you meant anything but CONSISTENT?
Great write-up otherwise!
Thanks Rock – All fixed!
Mike, can i write the next blog?
it will be a great article on how Tua sucks.
When he sucks, send it to me and I’ll consider it. 😉
actually from my interpretations of his weaknesses he’s playing damn good.
i would never think a guy of his stature, athleticism & suspect arm could thrive like he’s done.
I just hope when we face playoff caliber opponents he can continue.
New Age/ Rock,
I don’t know if you have caught the Amazon WOT vignettes called ‘Origin Stories’; if not you should give them a watch. They are 3-4 minute animated shorts that give background to the show like the story of Jearom Gaidin- the greatest swordsman who lost to a farmer, the story of Manetheren, background on the Age of Legends, etc.
They are actually really good, and IMO it’s the way this entire story should be told. My wife and I were watching them going WTF?! this is it, this is what the show should be.
I haven’t seen them. Where do you find them?
I think the entire show should have gone to a great anime production company and followed the story in the books more. I am trying to suppress my continual outrage at the dog shit changes they keep making, but I can’t get through an episode without getting angry.
They gay warders in episode 6 made me want to smash shit!
Yes! It should be an animated series. They could tell it exactly the way it needs to be told and do it justice.
The animated shorts are found listed with the series episodes along with the ‘behind the scenes’ stuff that make me want to punch Rafe in his face every time I see him, lol..
Thanks Kong. I will check them out. As much as I hate Rafe and the abortion bucket he’s made of a great story, I can’t stop watching it. I have been waiting soooooo long for it to be produced.
The maker of “Arcane” or “Blade Runner – Black Lotus” would have been perfect animation studios to produce the show. They could have done it in 18-20 half hour episodes per book and not had to cut so much / change so much and the production costs would have been less than they are.
The youtube critiques / spoofs really are better than the show. LOL
Mike E,
Nice write and I’m right there with ya!
But I did get a kick out of this line: “It will take a lot for Brain Flores and his staff to stay focused…”
Like his former HC, Flores certainly does have a BRAIN! 😉
LOL – My editor is on strike!
this was a great play
Gotta take off in a little bit but here is one for Friday night:
Browns vs Raidahs postponed to Monday 12/20
I wonder who #2 and 3 are?
I’m merely guessing here (not looking up the stats), but maybe Russell Wilson and Patrick Mahomes?
Yeah, but that’s “easy” when you only throw 2 yard passes……🙄
I just had an idea. We should do a blog/page that serves as a get-well card for MR. Stanger. Everybody can leave their message in support of him and somebody can print it out and send it to him, so he can read it or have it read to him.
I think he needs our collective support, just to let him know how much we truly respect and love him.
Admins, let’s make this happen, if it’s cool with y’all.
Either that, or just make a blog post that serves as a get-well card, and Stanger can read it on the net as is.
All good thoughts and ideas.
Okay
I looked it up
You won’t believe who 1 is
Wait for it….
Wait for it…..
Wait for it….
It’s DeShaun Watson….lol
2 is Drew Brees
Mahomes is 7
Russel Wilson is 13
Pennington is 6
Dan Prescott is 5
Kirk Cousins and teddy Bridwater are 4 and 5
https://www.footballdb.com/leaders/career-passing-completionpct
Aaron Rogers 12
Peyton Manning 10
Kurt Warner 9
Tom Brady 18
Actually everyone is a notch down now that Tua is 1
WOW! Good stuff, Pigster!
Sorry that’s all time completion %
Tua is actually 3 behind Watson and Brees
Oh! Yeah man, we’re talking about first 2 seasons in the league.
Well first two season are Tua’s career…lol
He can probably slide into first place if he hits 80% of his passes….lol
Wishing all the best for Stanger. Get well, brother!
Great song and great guitar playing.
Brenda and Eddie were the popular steadys
And the king and the queen at the prom
👍
Sorry, Mike E! I blew by most of it as my focus was on Stangerx….
Not a prayer man, but believe in sending positive vibes…lol. Go stangerx!!!
We just need to win, no excuses!
The Jets coach resigned
NHL Jets that is
Nice, hope music comes out rest of night!
Good write, Mike! The defense is what sets the tone for this team. We usually start off good on offense and score early sometimes the first drive. Then we kind of sputter and the defense starts creating havoc. We should win this game even if we’re down a few key players. The defense hasn’t allowed more than 17 points in the last 5 games during the win streak. I don’t see that changing so if we can score 18 we’ll win. 🙂
I got this album as the first gift from a girlfriend for Christmas. This and Aerosmith Live Bootleg.
The first album I ever got Actually two albums at once as a gift for my birthday from my aunt when I got my first stereo record player were Kansas monolith and Kiss Dynasty
Nice!
Did you guys know that David Grohl recorded the entire Foo Fighters album by himself playing every instrument, and had to hire musicians to play the others live for concerts after he sold the album?
Not surprised. He’s a drummer that can play guitar and bass and he’s the vocalist.
That movie ROCKS
Piano Man and STANGER are my fave Joel Songs..
Get well my friend 👍👍
Tim : I still have all my albums.. I would consider live Bootleg to be one of the worst and least played albums I own LOL… LOVE Aerosmith, but the sound quality on it was horrid…
I like the live versions of the songs but yeah I kind of remember that. I haven’t listened to it in years though. Then again they named it bootleg. LOL
Stones Love You Live was another really bad quality Live album … both had great tracks but shit sound … after those two I quit buying live albums .. Judas Priest and Ted Nugent Double Live Gonzo would be my favourite Live albums off the top of my head
Zep’s The Song Remains the Same, Yessongs and Yesshows, and Pat Metheny Group Travels are my favorites.
Wasn’t a HUGE zep fan and don’t think I liked SRTS… really liked Yes , still have their Quadruple album … Pat Methany was also one I was not really into .. great guitar player but I found kinda MEH , same with Stevie Ray Vaughan
Wtf
I apologize if all of a sudden there are 3 posts of a Priest song …. Copied to share , successful, no show, repeat, no show, duplicate post not allowed , rinse repeated
Different file … success
Really annoying start
One of my favourite remakes
Song for Stanger
ESPN is reporting Gaskins and Ahmed are a “GO” for the Jets game!!
Robert Plant and Alison Krauss on Jimmy Fallon tonight. Tune in.
She’s got an amazing voice
Fallon kish mine toukas. (Howard Stern)
Stanger bro be strong my man. 💪🐬🙏
Youtubetv and espn failed to make a deal. 🖕
At midnight Espn disappeared. Suck it all of you greedy fucks. There was like a minute left in the North Dakota State / James Madison game and that shit went dark. That’s bullshit.🖕
Searching searching for my baby…
Plants voice held up he sounds good and she is perfect. Great voice.
Suck ass Fallon
Kong who do I root for tonight? I am thinking I have to root Patriots. Now I must shower
Y’ALL NEED TO CHECK OUT a QB for Western Kentucky with a last name of ZAPPE!! He’s already passed 24-31 for 311 yards and 4 TD’s against a 10-win Appalachian State football team IN JUST THE FIRST HALF of the Boca Raton Bowl!!
This kid passed for nearly 6,000 yards this season and 58 touchdowns (Joe Burrow kind of numbers!). Best of all, he can throw a pass SO HARD it will enter Rob from Ocala’s ASS and come out of HIS NOSE!!!
I THINK WE’D ALL PAY TO SEE THAT!!!
PS: THIS GAME is on ESPN right now. They’re just starting the 3rd quarter!!
Ken, the short answer is, we win no matter who loses. Both outcomes open up legitimate paths for us, and only a tie screws us.
The crux of the matter is do you think Indy has a better chance to lose next week in Arizona or that NE will lose at home to the Bills? That informs us who to root for.
Now here’s the long version which of course assumes we win out.
Pets (9-4) @ Colts (7-6)
Colts: At 10-7, Indy has the tiebreaker over us on conference record, so we need Indy to lose two more games. If they lose today, then we only need one more loss (@Cards, vs Raiders, @Jags). There is a good chance they lose @ Cards, and even a chance they lose to the Raiders, so Indy losing today is a good outcome.
Pets: At 10-7 we have the tiebreaker over the Pets with a season sweep. If the Pets lose today, we only need them to lose one more time (vs Bills, vs Jags) since we play them in the season finale. There is no chance they lose to the Jags in NE, so it’s just one shot with it all riding on the Bills beating them.
Here’s the interesting bit. If the Pets win, they basically sew up the division, but with a Pets loss there is still a small path for us to win the division. If the Pets lose today, we need them to lose to the Bills next week and need the Bills to lose two games out of their other three games (vs Panthers, vs Falcons, vs Jets).
I think it’s a very small chance the Bills will beat the Pets in NE and then lose two out of three at home to those other teams, but it’s not impossible.
Forgetting the division, I think there is a good chance Indy loses next week in ARI (even though Hopkins just went on IR), and I also think there is a good chance the Bills get some payback and beat the Pets next week in NE.
I keep waffling on which of those is more likely, but since it’s easier to root against the Pets, I will probably be rooting for Indy today.
Indy also has the head to head vs us (which we all know). I was considering multi-team tiebreakers as I was writing, which I think has a decent chance of happening.
Cheats won’t be close to sewing up the division with a win today, unless you believe it’s a given they’ll beat us week 18
Buff wins out we win week 18, Buff wins division
If the Pets win today, they are playing to win the division next week. And they’ll have two shots (Bills in NE and against us) to win it. To me that is close to sewing it up, but if you don’t see it that way, fair enough, we’re just talking semantics.
https://twitter.com/dolphinscheer/status/1472265408489168897?s=20
NewAge & Kong,
opening scene of S1E7… Rand’s Mom is an f’n bad ass.
I don’t like the Warf from Star Trek Loial.
That was my favorite scene of the series so far. I can’t wait to see more Aiel.
OMG what the fuck is this story!?? Rand and Perrin competing for Eqwene’s love?? WTF IS THIS
You don’t remember when Perrin, Egwene, and Rand were in a love triangle in the books?
It was right after Perrin was teleported off-planet to the Enterprise and they went back in time to stop the dark gnomes from enslaving primitive man and creating a race of indestructible robots who blow up the Earth to make way for a new hyperspace bypass. I think it was chapter 6.
LOL
I know I missed last night but this is effin cool.
Kong:
You need to a write a piece for each remaining week about what the best outcomes for us would be. That and or a game day recipes piece
If the blog wants it, I’m up for writing a rooting guide piece. They should be pretty easy after this week’s games. If all the games go our way this week, we could move from the 13th spot up to 10th.
As for recipes, I’m always down to share food ideas. I’ve got about 20 different methods for cooking wings, lol.
Bet none of you would expect these artists on the same stage.
And thanks for the heads up on the Vignettes “Origins” I liked the one about the farmer beating the sword master in the books and they did a good job of it in the mini story
Pick a scenario
#1 cheats win SB, we make the playoffs
#2 Buff wins division we miss playoffs
Always take making the playoffs
Should be a no brainer then for you to want the cheats to beat Colts and Bills
That is kind of what I am thinking
It’s a matter of what you want vs what you think is more likely.
If it’s about what we want, then the no brainer is rooting for NE to lose to the Colts and Bills next week, and the Bills to lose two of their other 3 games. That way we win the division.
That likely won’t happen, so we’re not talking about what we want, but what we think is more likely.
At that point, the question for tonight’s game is the same one I asked earlier, do you think it more likely the Colts lose next week in Arizona or that NE will lose at home to the Bills?
If your answer to that question is the Colts likely lose next week, then you root for NE this week. If you think NE is more likely to lose, then you root for the Colts.
I mean, either way, you’re just rooting for the team that loses tonight to also lose next week. If that happens, we are making the playoffs.
For me, that’s no contest. Obviously I don’t want the Pets to win another SB, but I’m far more concerned with what we do, so I’ll take the playoffs.
My replacement for Waddle is Preston Williams
Tua has some good games last season throwing to Willuams and Parker, no reason he can’t do the same this week, after what he’s done the last several weeks
Not so worried about Holland in protocol either with Jones coming back
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Why is Holland questionable if he’s off the COVID list?
Awesome news on Holland! It’ll be interesting to see how the offense looks without Tua’s go to guy in Waddle.
There is a scenario where we win the AFCE and both bills and pats don’t even make the playoffs.
I vote for this one 👍
Showalter got the Mets gig
Yeah it was a no brainer. They needed a veteran manager.
We can go 10 – 7 and both of them could still go 9 – 8.
Kong,
I am for your rooting guide but Perrin being teleported to the Enterprise has gained some slight interest…
.https://media.giphy.com/media/l0HlusahkuyrXR77a/giphy.gif
🤣🤣
Is that a slimmed down Dale from Tucker and Dale vs Evil? Looks like him
It is.
Panthers at Bills: Panthers
Titans at Steelers: Titans
Packers at Ravens: Packers
Raiders at Browns: Raiders
Bengals at Broncos: Broncos
The first three are obvious. The last two will help us regardless of outcome and are debatable. I’ll explain my reasoning.
Bengals at Broncos: We need two losses from the Bengals because they have the tiebreaker on us (conference games). After the Broncos, they have (Ravens, Chiefs, @Browns). That’s a tough schedule, but if they win this week, we need two losses in those last 3 games, and the Bengals have shown they are capable of beating good teams.
We only need one loss from the Broncos, and they finish with (@Raiders, @Chargers, Chiefs). I’m confident they’ll lose one of those last two so I’m going with the Broncos in this one.
Raiders at Browns: We need one loss from each of these teams and the Browns loss has to be an AFC loss. The Browns have (@GB, @Steelers, Bengals). The GB game doesn’t help us which would only leave two games to get that loss, and it’s possible we may need the Browns to beat Cincy in week 18. The Raiders still play (vs Broncos, @Colts, vs Chargers). I’m confident they’ll lose one of those last three so I’m going with the Raiders in this game.
The Raiders have the potential to be our best friends in this whole thing. Literally every week till the end of the season, the could potentially knock a team from our path. Ideally, they win out except for a loss next week vs the Broncos.
Kong, Rock,
Witcher Season 2 just dropped. Save your sanity and just migrate to the better show.
Oh, hell yeah! I forgot about that. Thanks for the reminder. Fingers crossed it’ll be as good as the first.
So far so good!
No time jump and overall, much, much better from people I’ve talked to. I’m halfway through first episode and it’s been good. I’ll probably finish this weekend just because I miss good TV, lol.
Great to read that, guys! I really enjoyed the first season and am looking forward to the 2nd. I’ll probably watch half of it tonight after the game, lol.
New Age, I know the time jumping bothered a lot of people as needlessly complicated, but I loved it. The moment I realized we had been jumping, I literally yelled out loud “Holy shyte, they’re in different timelines!” lol.
I get it was confusing to some viewers, but I love complicated timelines and plots as long as the continuity works and it’s thought out and put together right. For me, so many shows are obvious and trite that I really appreciate when a show makes me think or surprises me.
My favorite show of all time is the German show ‘Dark’. The whole damn thing is a puzzle, each season has its own mini-puzzles and problems you have to solve (like season one trying to figure out who is who and which younger version is which character and keeping them all straight in your head). As the show progresses, it requires very active participation from the viewer to understand it and get what they are doing.
My daughter and I literally talked for hours in between seasons about WTF was going on and how everything pieced together. But I literally have not met another person who could even sit through the first season (except online). Most people find it boring and/ or hard to follow.
Cav, your playoff scenario information is really good. Thank you for putting it together along with your commentary.
You are right up there with Mike E regarding providing good content to this blog.
We are lucky having the contributors we have on here
Wow…thanks for the nice words, Bookman. That brought a big ol’ smile to my face. 🙂
And thanks to Ken as well for asking for the scenarios which has prompted me to keep going with the posts. I genuinely enjoy working this stuff out and trying to write it somewhat coherently, lol.
Yeah nice job on the playoff scenarios, Kong. Big game tonight.
So difficult
Hate Patriots but must root for…
I don’t think the Pats will fall out of the playoffs and they probably win the division. They’re playing better than the Bills. The Colts are the easiest jump for us.
…Feel so dirty
You don’t really have to root for the Pats, just hope they win the game.
And thank you Kong for making sense of all the playoff scenarios
Colts look good so far.
I don’t care if we get kicked from the play-offs or not!
I will not root for the Patssies!!!!!!!!
Your rooting doesn’t matter anyway. 😉
It does to me!
Integrity matters!!!!!! 😉
Of course I am rooting for the Pats and they still manage to fuck me. Hard.
Colts came to play. If Wentz doesn’t make mistakes this is a good team.
Speed kills!
If this makes any sense, I’m not rooting for the Pats but know it’s best if they win. I’m just watching the game.
IMO, IF we can make the post-season, ANYTHING can happen. That stated, I’ll be happy to take the path of least resistance. Yes… that means I’m holding my nose and hoping that the Patsies* win.
I said basically the same thing earlier. But I’m not emotional about it. It’s not like this is the game that decides our playoff fate. That would be different. It’s one of many over the next few weeks. We have to win out so there’s a lot that has to happen before we’re even really there.
100% understand
To Tim
Dunno why but I have ALWAYS confused Wentz and Goff … I don’t fear the colts
They are nothing alike Wentz is good
I know just one of those things 🤷♂️
I hear Wentz I picture Goff
Even if it doesn’t help us
It’s fun to watch some one beat the patriots
It does help
Going Green 🤢
Traitor
Cheats lose tonight, then beat Bills again is bad for us, but if they lose both it should give the Bills the division and we’ll knock the cheats from the playoffs with a win week 18
Dilly dilly👍👍
Fuck you Matt Jones. You are no Tua
3,2,1
😉
The reason I’m ho-hum about our playoff chances is last year we were 8-4 with 4 games remaining and we still didn’t make it at 10-6. Now we’re 6-7 with 4 games remaining. Of course I’d love to see us pull it off and it would be a blast to watch it happen. But I don’t expect it. So it would be like asking for that amazing Christmas gift you didn’t expect to get but you did get it. 🙂
@ 1-7 I think we all were ho-hum about the playoffs.
It’s nice to know we can be competitive with both of these teams though!!!!
Last year was last year, it has no relevance
Last year the division winners separated themselves more, creating less teams at the top
Odds are we go 10-7 we’ll get in, but I’m with you in that I don’t expect us to get in
I know every season is different, it’s more about odds for me. The relevance for me is our odds were better last year and we still didn’t make it. This year we need to win out and everything has to go right. Last year we went 2-2 last 4 games and nothing went right last week of the season. That leads me to not expecting it which you agreed with.
We’re in a “it’s fun while it’s still possible but not likely” mode.
“Ho, ho, ho”, Tim! Knowing us Phins, we’ll get that Red Rider shotgun for Christmas and shoot one of our eyes out! 😀 😆
BB gun
My bad! Yes, it was a BB gun.
Yeah I think a shotgun will do more than shoot your eye out. LOL
Turned A Christmas Story into a horror movie if it was a shotgun
Mac Jones looks like 🗑
Fucking Matt Jones can’t hold Tua’s jockstrap
Mac
He can’t hold Tua’s jockstrap either
+100000000000000000
LOL, awesome. F^ck the Pets