A Sonny Football Fantasy

A Sonny Football Fantasy

NDominant Suh

By son of a son of a shula

     Ndamakong Suh is a Miami Dolphin. Has that sunk in yet? I honestly still can’t believe that it’s true, that one of the premiere marquee players in the league and a Son favorite is actually on our team. Well here’s how his first season in Miami played out in this Sonny Fantasy.

     It’s late January in 2016 and the Dolphins are in contention to go to the Super Bowl all they need is one more win. Leading the way is a stellar Dolphin Defensive line led by none other than Ndamakong Suh. Suh has wreaked havoc across the NFL in the 2015 season; he’s been by and large unblockable and considered by most a shoe in for Defensive Player of the Year. The first in Miami since Jason Taylor earned the honor following the 2006 season.

      NDominant Suh as he began to be called was the main thrust for a Miami team that had trouble passing the 8-8 mark the last couple of years. With 75 tackles, 9 sacks, 5 forced fumbles, 2 which he recovered and his pick 6 TD were amazing and he allowed the rest of the defense to make plays while garnering so much attention. Suh consistently fought off double and triple teams to make big plays. It was his presence that allowed a middle of the road defense to soar to dominance.

     Suh came to Miami as a free agent with the intention of putting together a Championship laden career and to cement a place for himself in Canton as one of the games greats. Without wasting any time Suh went out and established himself and the Dolphins defense as one of the best in the league. Bringing back memories for Dolphin fans of the famous “No Name” defense opponents found it almost impossible to establish a running game with Suh clogging the interior of the line. Passing wasn’t much easier as teams found themselves engulfed in a relentless pass rush which featured Cameron Wake having his best season as a pro earning 16 ½ sacks and a third consecutive trip to the Pro Bowl.

     It was the Dolphin Defense that led the way but a much improved Offense under second year Coordinator Bill Lazor showed that Miami was on the way to being a powerhouse. Rookie running back Todd Gurley who led all rookies in rushing and is in the running for Rookie of the Year was the missing piece for the Dolphins who became a team capable of running the clock as they dominated opponents in time of possession. Another key for the Dolphins was the health and well being of the offensive line which for the first time in several seasons wasn’t besieged by injuries. Ryan Tannehill built on his previous three seasons by turning in his best season as a pro and leading the Fins offense to the playoffs for the first time since the 2008 season.

     In his latest interview Coach Joe Philbin had this to say about Suh, “In all of my years of coaching and being around football I have never seen a more dominant season by an interior lineman.” Philbin likely had his job saved by Suh as he entered the season where many considered it a make or break year for him. With the signing of Suh, Philbin took advantage and put together a playoff squad poised to battle for the chance to play for a Lombardi trophy.

All is well in Miami.

     I have a couple of FU’s to give out:

The guy at the store: I’m putting my card into my wallet, you can see that, so you don’t have to shove the receipt under my nose and say “here’s your receipt. FU, I know.

To Apple and this facacta safari browser: Why don’t you have an end button or why don’t you go back to where I was after I refresh. I hate scrolling ALL the way down every time, it’s not even scrolling it’s like finger banging your phone – FU.

And FU to the Patriots, simply on general principal

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707 Responses to A Sonny Football Fantasy

  1. getterdone's avatar getterdone says:

    Titans signed WR Hakeem Nicks, formerly of the Colts.
    The NFL’s version of the Philadelphia Phillies, the Titans love old, run-down, has-beens. Add Nicks to a pile that already included Harry Douglas, Anthony Fasano, Kam Wimbley, and Shonn Greene. Nicks tried to rehab his value in Indianapolis with the game’s best young passer last season and still did little, struggling to a 38-405-4 line before seeing his snaps cut in favor of Donte Moncrief. Nicks is just 27, but plays like he’s 37. Even for disappointing Justin Hunter, Nicks is unlikely to provide serious competition.
    __________________________________
    We did good getting Jennings….but I knew he knew he still has Game, so he sidestepped teams like this & Jax. He wants to win going out.

  2. dbolt48's avatar dbolt48 says:

    LMFAO

    @RapSheet: Not ideal RT @MikeGarafolo: From me and @alexmarvez: Greg Hardy involved in verbal altercation with Cowboys teammate Davon Coleman today

  3. dbolt48's avatar dbolt48 says:

    @flasportsbuzz: … And that would put DEs Beasley, Gregory (if they fall) as options at 14 besides the 4 CBs; 2-3 WRs, La’el Collins, Gurley,Gordon,Shelton

  4. The Flying Pig's avatar The Flying Pig says:

    Its really starting to look like Jordan will not be a part of the team in 2015

    • stangerx's avatar stangerx says:

      That would be a blow, more cause of the waste than what he might bring to the table. I’m hoping it is draft smoke to make other teams think we might take a DE or OLB.

  5. steveccnv's avatar steveccnv says:

    You guys in Fl. see this about gas skimmers?

    Statewide sweep of gas stations finds illegal credit card ‘skimmers’, most in South Florida http://sunsent.nl/1yW28NJ

  6. son of a son of a shula's avatar son of a son of a shula says:

    NDominant Suh – not one comment, I came up with that my damn self.

  7. stangerx's avatar stangerx says:

    “If you’re winning 37-0, or losing 37-0 is that player the same guy,” Mike Tannenbaum said about finding players with fire and heart.
    —————-
    Could not agree more on that, in any sport.

  8. The Flying Pig's avatar The Flying Pig says:

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/sallytamarkin/more-like-best-mode

    I’m famous

    There is a photo pf me on this buzzfeed link about crossfit
    Okay its not just me – its my class – but you can see me int he pic

  9. BoulderPhinfan's avatar BoulderPhinfan says:

    one of the differences between contenders and non-contenders is that contenders don’t give up a 1st and a 2nd for a player that they dump 2 years after drafting. SMH.

    Right now everyone is saying we’re getting rid of the stench of Ireland out of this organization. I’m sure in a few years we’ll be saying we’re getting rid of the stench of Hickey and Philbin.

  10. Rockphin's avatar Rockphin says:

    sooo, my wife took our home computer and printer last week. (Agreed to in the divorce agreement) and my boss heard about it and says “how are you going to work from from home without a computer?”

    I said, well I’m going to get a new computer.

    “when?

    Well boss, whenever I can. It’s not on the top of my priorities right now. You know, it goes mortgage, utilities, credit cards, then food, then everything else and then a new computer.

    “Get with Brad (our comptroller) and let him know what kind of computer you are looking at. He has his connections through the IT guys and he can probably get it cheaper than you can.”

    Ok boss.

    an hour later…”Did you get with Brad?”

    No, he isn’t in yet. He doesn’t come in until 9am.

    “well get with him as soon as he gets in”

    Ok

    an hour later……”did you get with Brad?”

    No he was busy when I went to see him with the tax people for the audit.

    “get with him”

    Ok

    an hour later…..”did you get with Brad?”

    yes, he said he will get with the IT guys and price out some options and then get back to me.

    “have him get back to me”

    Why?

    “because if I’m going to buy you a new computer I want to know how much I’m spending.”

    Huh? “you heard me, I’m BUYING you the computer, now go back to work”

    Thanks Boss. I appreciate that. “Well you need to have one so you can work from home”

    …….Ok boss thanks

    • son of a son of a shula's avatar son of a son of a shula says:

      Look at that a break for Rockphin. Way to go boss man

    • stangerx's avatar stangerx says:

      Cool beans. Sounds like you are appreciated.

    • Rockphin's avatar Rockphin says:

      So the new computer came UPS today and I was in the lobby when the UPS guy arrived and he asked if I could sign for the package. I looked at the box and said to myself “this is my new computer” It was addressed to Brad so I brought it to him and said “I think this is my new computer” He says “well let’s see” and opens it. “Yep, that’s your new computer”

      COOL I say. Gimme! He says “NOPE. It’s not yours until I give it to you.”

      HUH? What the fuck does that mean?

      “It means that IT IS NOT YOURS UNTIL I GIVE IT TO YOU.”

      Come on many stop fucking with me. Gimme.

      “Ok, here you go….you can have it now…………OR you can wait until Monday when the IT guys have installed the extra 24gigs of ram I bought for it, installs the new print driver for the new wide format color printer / scanner I bought you too, installs the new office suite software, word, excel, outlook, etc which would cost you about $250.00, sets up everything so you have no problems and then you can take it…..”

      Hmmmmm I’ll take it Monday thanks.

      “I thought you’d say that”

      ROFLMAO!

      NICE working my ass of finally pays off besides in my pay check.

  11. stangerx's avatar stangerx says:

    One nice thing about the schedule: “The Miami Dolphins….don’t play any games against teams coming off a bye or a Thursday night game.”

  12. son of a son of a shula's avatar son of a son of a shula says:

    Rock, The worm has definitely turned for you…

  13. The Flying Pig's avatar The Flying Pig says:

    That is cool Rockphin

    Occasionally we get appreciated

    Now stop blogging and GET BACK TO WORK
    (Piggy cracks whip)

    • Rockphin's avatar Rockphin says:

      ROFLMAO!! I ALMOST feel guilty…..almost.

      Our company instituted a drug free work place policy last week. I ignored the papers that HR put in my box. The HR lady comes to me and says “you need to sign these papers” I said, oh, yeah, I was busy. I’ll get to it.

      when she left my office I went to the bosses office and said, we have an issue. “Sigh, what now Martin?”

      I’m not going to pass any drug tests man…

      “yeah, I know pot head, you are exempt. I will make sure you do not get selected. now go back to work and win me some projects”

      Okey Dokey boss man. Thanks!

      LOL

      I get away with more shit than any other employee here.

  14. BoulderPhinfan's avatar BoulderPhinfan says:

    steve,
    I just hope Jordan doesn’t become a probowler for another team. That would just piss me off majorly because it means this FO was not competent enough to understand how to use him correctly.

  15. getterdone's avatar getterdone says:

    Well, there goes my Mychal Kendricks for Dion Jordan speculation.

    NJ.com’s Mark Eckel passes along a “rumor making its rounds in NFL personnel meetings” of the Eagles trading Sam Bradford to the Browns for the No. 19 overall pick in the draft.
    The Browns already offered No. 19 to the Rams for Bradford, prior to his trade to Philadelphia. St. Louis didn’t accept because it wanted a quarterback, and wound up acquiring Nick Foles. The Browns are “still said to have interest” in Bradford. Per Eckel, the rumor has the Eagles then sending Nos. 19 and 20 — plus Mychal Kendricks and Fletcher Cox — to the Titans in exchange for No. 2 overall, where Philly would select Marcus Mariota. Bleacher Report’s Jason Cole reported Friday that Bradford currently believes the Eagles may be planning to trade him.

  16. Tim Knight's avatar Tim Knight says:

    LOL @ Son on Eeyore

  17. getterdone's avatar getterdone says:

    Jordan not showing up….is anyone else nervous he blows a drug test? Then trade value is SHIT!

  18. getterdone's avatar getterdone says:

    Dennis Hickey said #Dolphins must keep Ryan Tannehill “upright”

  19. bat's avatar bat says:

    Lets see, Jordan is a lazy fuck with a poor attitude and drug issues, but none of this was evident to our stellar talent evaluators who were so impressed by this budding superstar that they traded up for him … Thanks Jeffy…

  20. stangerx's avatar stangerx says:

    Chris Wesseling at NFL.com brings it harsh about if the Phins are shopping Jordan.

    “It’s fair to question if Jordan will bring anything more than a mid-round pick in return. A thin-framed pass rusher without an NFL position to date, Jordan is also one more failed drug test away from a lengthy suspension.”

  21. getterdone's avatar getterdone says:

    ENSENADA, Chile (AP) — Twin blasts from the Calbuco volcano in southern Chile sent vast clouds of ash into the sky, covering this small town with thick soot and raising concerns Thursday that the dust could contaminate water, cause respiratory illnesses and ground more flights.

  22. The Flying Pig's avatar The Flying Pig says:

    Bat

    It does seem like a dramatic turnaround with Jordan

    I never heard a thing about a poor work ethic until this week
    I think part of the negative is a little overblown

  23. bat's avatar bat says:

    Are we really discussing Jordan’s “trade value”? .. That goes in the category of Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and Climate Change

  24. getterdone's avatar getterdone says:

    The Finsiders @TheFinsiders
    .@sammaddie29 & @TroyStradford are today’s co-hosts w/ guests Dennis Hickey (5:15)

  25. bat's avatar bat says:

    Piggy … Just hard to believe that a player who had no real position, marginal college numbers and an apparently flawed character was so coveted by the imbeciles running our draft.

    • The Flying Pig's avatar The Flying Pig says:

      You forgot – was coming off an injury

      He was pretty highly ranked on most websites before the draft
      So I don’t know that it was a reach or anything like that
      Bu maybe other teams saw what we didn’t
      Here is the salt int he wound – maybe Oakland saw nothing special and was willing to move back . actually Oakland’s pick was even worse than ours

  26. The Flying Pig's avatar The Flying Pig says:

    If he doesn’t get us anything in return, just keep him

    footnote* I said the same thing about wallace

  27. bat's avatar bat says:

    Piggy …LOL ..I forgot about the injury ..that’s a big selling point for Ireland …

  28. bat says:
    April 24, 2015 at 3:46 pm
    Lets see, Jordan is a lazy fuck with a poor attitude and drug issues, but none of this was evident to our stellar talent evaluators who were so impressed by this budding superstar that they traded up for him … Thanks Jeffy…

    LMAO !! Remember when Jeffy Boy had all those picks and $$$ a few years back?!? I will NEVER understand anyone in their right mind defending that turd when he drafted possibly the BIGGEST bust in Fins history, Dion Jordan.

  29. The Flying Pig's avatar The Flying Pig says:

    You might feel pity for him

    But Ireland wonders what his 40 time is…

  30. Tim Knight's avatar Tim Knight says:

    Bat, Jordan was considered top 5 by just about everyone and there weren’t any red flags except he needs to refine his skills and get a little bigger and stronger. Not sure what’s going on with him.

    • Tim Knight's avatar Tim Knight says:

      I didn’t mean to leave out the shoulder injury.

    • The Flying Pig's avatar The Flying Pig says:

      Honestly I am worried that if we give up on him he flourishes elsewhere

      No question he was considered top 5 talent prior to our move up

      If Jordan fails as a Dolphin and succeeds elsewhere – I’m inclined to blame coaching, not Ireland

      If eh just fails all together, I will blame Dion Jordan and maybe Ireland a little

      If he succeeds for us, I will celebrate patience….lol

  31. Mike E.'s avatar Mike E. says:

    I’m hoping they’re just being coy about Jordan who hopefully was told not to show up because he’s being traded, but we didn’t want to say it. I’m holding out hope that this is not a major clusterfuck.

  32. Rockphin's avatar Rockphin says:

    So the Miami Brass declines to comment on a player not attending VOLUNTARY workouts and the media and many on this board run with it. “all signs say he won’t be with the Dolphins this year”

    COME ON!!! some of you like to wallow in negativity more than piggy loves to wallow in mud made from beer!

  33. bat's avatar bat says:

    Don’t know who this guy “Richner” is, but I wish he had been our GM

    Richner pre-draft report
    Dion Jordan, OLB, Oregon

    In 45 career games, Dion Jordan had a total of 49.5 impact plays for an average of 1.10. This ranks 19th amongst all pass rushers in this year’s draft class. Jordan failed to show up against quality competition; instead, he made a few highlight tape moments against weaker, less formidable opponents. Below is a chart that shows the teams Jordan registered a sack against last season (five in all), and the opponents’ NCAA rankings in terms of sacks allowed AND the average number of sacks these respected teams gave up per game last year.

    Sacks Allowed Rankings Avg. # of sacks allowed per game

    Fresno State 78 2.2

    Tennessee Tech FCS 2.0

    Washington State 120 4.8

    Arizona State 102 2.9

    Avg. 106.3 3.0

    The highest-ranked team is Tennessee Tech, but they play in the FCS level of college football. On average, these teams gave up close to three sacks a game last season. To put this in perspective, the National Champion Alabama Crimson Tide allowed, on average, 1.64 sacks a game last season, which ranks them 46th in the country.

    Of the roughly 150 current and former elite pass rushers in the NFL that make up our Pass Rushers Report, only 28 of them had 14.5 or fewer sacks for their college careers. This accounts for only 18.6% of the players in the study. In the report, I recommended that teams focus on players who have achieved at least 18.5 career sacks in college. There are a total of 98 players who have achieved this mark, which is 65.3% of the entire collection.

    Dion Jordan had 14.5 sacks throughout his college career, yet NFL scouts and media are enamored with his length and athleticism. The question I keep coming back to when I read scouting reports on Jordan is, why didn’t he showcase this speed and athletic prowess during games? Hard to imagine that a player who was ranked 85th in the conference in tackles per game at 3.67 is going to be a top ten selection. He was ranked 19th in the conference in TFL, third on his own team. Lastly, he ranked 21st in the conference in sacks at 0.42 sacks a game. Yet, when he lines up across from the likes of Joe Thomas, Russell Okung or Joe Staley, scouts believe he will have no problem getting after the quarterback?

  34. naplesfan2010's avatar naplesfan2010 says:

    I want to draft Gurley because if we don’t, either San Diego or Baltimore or New England will and we have to play all 3 this year and frequently thereafter. I would hate for him to go all Adrian on us and be in the way of us getting deep in the playoffs, so we are always saying “we could’ve drafted him, but we took a whatever instead.”
    We can get corners and linemen and receivers every year. We need a superstar. Even if an OL would be better for us this year than a RB, just having Gurley’s career be with us instead of the cheatriots is reason enough to draft him.
    (I know he might go to Dallas, but that is less of a problem for us.)

  35. I recall this vividly — don’t remember Dion Jordan doing squat to help us win any games:

    • The Flying Pig's avatar The Flying Pig says:

      In the Ravens games I went to in 2013
      Jordan caused the pressure which lead to the Jones interception
      which gave us the lead for the game
      Ask Son and Stanger we were sitting together when it happened

      We had a late lead
      Then Jordan didn;t play in the final series
      and the Ravnes went down the field and set up a FG to win the game

      But Jordan made 1 big play as a rookie to help us wint hat game

      • I never understood why our brilliant coaching staff had him on special teams and not in the games to pressure the QB. I’d be rooting for him if he was not a complete moron and got himself suspended twice in one season. Maybe he’s just immature idk.

  36. The Flying Pig's avatar The Flying Pig says:

    I kind of feel like we’ve barely seen Jordan play

    He made some plays as a rookie – when they played him

    Then he was suspended for 6 games
    then they didn;t use him much

    he started the final game of 2014 at OLB
    but they rotated him with wheeler every other series
    Why would they do that?
    we know what wheeler is
    It was the last game of the season with nothing on the line

    Just play the fucking guy

    If Jordan goes elsewhere I bet we regret it

    • Tim Knight's avatar Tim Knight says:

      When does it become about Jordan and not everyone else? He didn’t do much when he did play. Why play him more?

      • The Flying Pig's avatar The Flying Pig says:

        I mentioned that above
        See my 4:13 post
        I’m not inclined to blame an athlete who doesn’t even get a chance to play

        He actually made some plays in 2013 as a rookie
        I also mentioned 1 of those big plays above

        get him on the field

  37. Tim Knight's avatar Tim Knight says:

    We all know what Jordan was in college and what’s been so far in the NFL. He was ranked high in the draft based on potential. The fact that he has issues are really on him and nobody else. Not sure why people continue to want to blame Ireland for everything under the sun. The Eagles likely take him at #4 and that’s why Ireland traded up to #3.

    • Cause he was coming off an injury at Oregon and Ireland moved up to get him anyway — which many questioned. Turned out to be not so good…just one of many screw ups by Ireland during his tenure.

      • Tim Knight's avatar Tim Knight says:

        He was healthy later in the year and all of last year so that wasn’t the issue with him. You don’t draft a guy just for the first part of his rookie season. Jordan has other things going on that are on him, not Ireland or anyone else.

  38. son of a son of a shula's avatar son of a son of a shula says:

    Here’s a diet tip:
    Buy Pumpkin Pecan Waffle soap from bed bath and beyond
    wash your hands with it and keep your hands near your face
    you’ll lose your appetite completely and are likely to vomit from the obnoxious odor from that crap.
    (i just threw a full bottle away, sorry wifey that shit is nasty)

  39. bat's avatar bat says:

    “Not sure why people continue to want to blame Ireland for everything under the sun. The Eagles likely take him at #4 and that’s why Ireland traded up to #3′

    Yes, Jeffy was forced to act in order to secure the most coveted player in the draft. The NFL landscape would have been clearly tilted against us had he passed up this opportunity while Jordan led the Eagles to several championships …lol

  40. BoulderPhinfan's avatar BoulderPhinfan says:

    The Flying Pig says:
    April 24, 2015 at 4:13 pm
    Honestly I am worried that if we give up on him he flourishes elsewhere

    That’s my worry as well. I hope we don’t just give him up for 5th rounder or something like that.

    • The Flying Pig's avatar The Flying Pig says:

      then he plays
      and flourishes

      if that happens – that unquestionably exposes bad coaching

      but on the other hand, if he does nothing – its about Jordan and to a lesser extent (b/c I do think he was a top 5 prospect) Ireland

  41. The Flying Pig's avatar The Flying Pig says:

    Pumpkin Pecan Waffle Factory

  42. Tim Knight's avatar Tim Knight says:

    Piggy, Jordan hasn’t earned more playing time. This idea that you just throw a guy out there in games regardless of what he shows in practice is not how it works. Him not being at the workouts with his teammates tells you a lot about who he is if it’s his decision not to be there. Wake and Vernon are there and they’re ahead of him.

    • son of a son of a shula's avatar son of a son of a shula says:

      I’d be there so as not to piss off Suh

    • The Flying Pig's avatar The Flying Pig says:

      I don’t know Tim

      He is just the latest Pariah in a long list of Pariahs that are jettisoned off
      That is not how you field the most talented team you can

      He costs nothing to keep
      If you don;t get a good value for him – let him compete with the other players to make an impact

      I’m just tired of this team looking for the next whipping boy on the roster and going through talent like a poodle eating a laxative laced burrito

      Maybe the people evaluating who should should play are wrong?

      At some point some one miss evaluated Jordan
      its not all on Jordan
      You are oversimplifying it

      some one either fucked up in coveting him
      or is currently fucking up in treating him as disposable

      a 180 like that is not all on the player

      • Tim Knight's avatar Tim Knight says:

        I think you’re just disappointed in Jordan and you’re looking at every reason but him for not being up to par. It makes the draft value we used to get him devalued and your jersey of him becomes a floor rag. LOL

  43. son of a son of a shula's avatar son of a son of a shula says:

    #draftboardclusterfuck

  44. From Todd McShay prior to Jordan being drafted:
    “Jordan does have the potential for greatness, but he also has the potential to be a bust in the NFL. He’s a raw prospect who began his career at Oregon as a receiver and tight end, and when he made the transition to defense he didn’t produce at the high level typically seen from a No. 2 overall pick (14.5 sacks in his three years on defense). “

    • Tim Knight's avatar Tim Knight says:

      Man, people still wanting to talk about Jeff Ireland must be a disease or something. Holy fuck, let it go. Jordan getting suspended last year was all on him. Blame everyone else just like much of society does. SMH

  45. son of a son of a shula's avatar son of a son of a shula says:

    We didn’t even need a DE, I never understood moving up to get him. I rooted for him and still hope he does well but Ireland tried to get cute and so far it hasn’t paid off.

  46. Rockphin's avatar Rockphin says:

    uhg….have an ok weekend all.

    only 8,895 minutes until the draft!! about two hours after that many of you will be going ape shit with negativity again.

  47. Tim Knight's avatar Tim Knight says:

    Gigi, so you just feel like criticizing Ireland, not really discussing Jordan. LOL

  48. The Flying Pig's avatar The Flying Pig says:

    Just for the record

    I’m not talking about some one should be fired or not

    I’m just saying I don;t see the point of parting ways with Jordan unless you get something in return

    he may end up being a bust, but I doubt his story is done yet
    and it costs nothing to let it play out

    Of course I was the last person to give up on guys like Pat White and Mike Wallace
    but I just really want to hear a lot about what a bad player Jordan is right now

    I think its more factually accurate to say – we don;t know what he is

  49. Tim Knight's avatar Tim Knight says:

    Gigi, I saw Tannehill play well last year and I don’t think he’s even reached his ceiling yet. But the team needs to play better to get to the next level.

  50. The Flying Pig's avatar The Flying Pig says:

    Suh in the middle with Wake and a Jordan that lives up (or even close) to expectations on the edges would be insane

    Just think about it
    You don’t unload rookie contracts b/c some one is a diva or something

    Look at Pitt with Mike Wallace
    They kept him through his problems until he was a free agent
    then they let him go

    Sometimes you just have to tolerate BS from players and milk whatever value you can from it

  51. dbolt48's avatar dbolt48 says:

    Jordan’s problems are 100% on him. He has refused the many offerings to work 1 on 1 w/ JT, he’s decided to take the PEDs, and he decided to use whatever drug he did. He’s blessed with unbelievable talent, but thus far blessed with worse decision making ability.

  52. Tim Knight's avatar Tim Knight says:

    Maybe Jordan just isn’t that good a football player or that into it. That would suck but it’s possible.

  53. The Flying Pig's avatar The Flying Pig says:

    BTW

    If we are talking about work ethic and draft prospects
    I think its worth mentioning guys from each side of the spectrum

    2 guys that I have heard have been rumored to have great practice habits and are passionate about the game are:

    1. Jaelen Strong
    2. Laken Tomlinson

    2 guys that I hear the opposite are:
    1. Jalen Collins
    2. Sammie Coates

  54. getterdone's avatar getterdone says:

    Dbolt, you’re right.
    Jordan has a million dollar body with a .10 cent head on his shoulders.

  55. The Flying Pig's avatar The Flying Pig says:

    That is true Tim

    Check out this illustration of Jordan’s arrow pointing the wrong way

  56. dbolt48's avatar dbolt48 says:

    @corryjoel: Dion Jordan’s suspensions in 2014 voided the $5,485,522 of 2015/2016 guarantees in his contract, which makes it easier for Miami to cut him.

  57. getterdone's avatar getterdone says:

    The other Gurley mon…hmm, teams are concerned for his knee, but not so much Gurley’s.

    CBS Sports’ Rob Rang notes that teams are “concerned” about Florida junior RB Matt Jones’ surgically-repaired knee, “which could push him into the late rounds.”
    “Some teams are concerned about his surgically-repaired knee — which could push him into the late rounds – but he is a powerful and surprisingly patient runner with better vision and burst than his frame (and production) would seem to indicate,” Rang wrote. The 6-foot-2, 231-pound Jones led the team in rushing, with 817 yards and six touchdowns on the ground. The Florida prospect also showcased good hands out of the backfield, but only posted 11 catches for 65 yards and one touchdown last season. With such a deep running back class, Jones should be selected on day three of the draft.

  58. dbolt48's avatar dbolt48 says:

    @OmarsMistakes: Oh we took a picture, Omar. It just seems to be hard “to bank” a completely false prediction. http://t.co/cYuVRY5yLk

  59. dbolt48's avatar dbolt48 says:

    @OmarsMistakes: @Dus_Phins @Spoon_r13 That was from this offseason. http://t.co/AJOP0TJJ6L

  60. dbolt48's avatar dbolt48 says:

    @OmarsMistakes: Omar actually doubted if Andrew Luck could ever replicate Andy Dalton’s success… http://t.co/bIKsSdrfcz

  61. dbolt48's avatar dbolt48 says:

    @OmarsMistakes: That moment when Omar crossed professional guidelines just because he got his feelings hurt. http://t.co/ZCCn2va6ss

  62. The Flying Pig's avatar The Flying Pig says:

    There is a twitter account called Omar Mistakes…..lol

  63. dbolt48's avatar dbolt48 says:

    @OmarsMistakes: He’s been saying for a month guys. Mike’s staying here… http://t.co/Auj5CEu3Rh

  64. dbolt48's avatar dbolt48 says:

    @OmarsMistakes: Thanks for the warning, Omar. http://t.co/UNOZXPs8O0

  65. Al in MIA's avatar Al in MIA says:

    The good thing for Miami at least is that they currently don’t ‘need’ Jordan (he doesn’t start). They have a rotation of DE that can handle the load in 2015. It does suck if he doesn’t pan out but it’s not the end of the world.

  66. Tim Knight's avatar Tim Knight says:

    Wow Omar’s on a roll. LOL

  67. Al in MIA's avatar Al in MIA says:

    Don’t know much about him but maybe this guy can be the short yardage RB some people want around here LOL

    UDFA projected player:

    “Undrafted
    Terrell Watson, Azusa Pacific (6-1, 239, 4.50) — Breaking all of Christian Okoye’s school records, Watson feasted on Division II competition and although he isn’t a quick-twitch athlete, he’s quick-thinking, reading blocks and anticipating daylight with his run instincts. Watson is a smart, physical grinder.”

    http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/draft/nfl-draft-scout/25161990/nfl-draft-wr-tre-mcbride-among-2015-firstborn-favorites

  68. naplesfan2010's avatar naplesfan2010 says:

    Gigi
    Tannehill made 3 tackles and caught a pass from himself last year.
    Ireland always said we need versatile guys.
    How can you fault him?

  69. Al in MIA's avatar Al in MIA says:

    OUt for now…take care peeps.
    Jahn…GO WARRIORS! lol.

  70. stangerx's avatar stangerx says:

    Omar Kelly is Wrong @OmarsMistakes

    The purpose of this account is to point out the many mistakes, or embarrassing moments, that come from South Florida’s most obnoxious sports writer, Omar Kelly.
    ———————–
    LMAO — wonder if when Omar sent this guy to the corner he had an idea which one he’d end up in.

  71. naplesfan2010's avatar naplesfan2010 says:

    The 2 OL we just signed instantly become our 2 biggest OL and biggest guys on the whole team except for Francis.

  72. naplesfan2010's avatar naplesfan2010 says:

    I say we put Dion Jordan @ TE cuz we need another one and he would be good at that position in the RZ. Did he not play TE in college at first?

  73. naplesfan2010's avatar naplesfan2010 says:

    Son
    NDominant Suh
    holeeee shit.
    I love it.

  74. naplesfan2010's avatar naplesfan2010 says:

    Omar Kelly does not understand that apostrophes do not show plural except for things like “Bobby got all A’s and B’s.” SMH

  75. Jahndoh30's avatar jahndoh says:

    I find some of the commentary about Jordan to be revisionist history. Most here were very excited when we drafted him. I was pushing hard for Lane Johnson, who, while not worth trading up to 3 for, would’ve at least contributed.

    Now it’s sort of like “What a bunch of fuckin’ idiots for trading up to get this loser”. Than it was “Finally they showed some conviction and are trying to win”. The hatred for Ireland has remained constant of course. But than again, I guess hindsighted flip flopping has too. LOL…

    • stangerx's avatar stangerx says:

      I feel my conscience is clear. Did not like the trade-up…… and I wanted Ziggy.

      • Jahndoh30's avatar jahndoh says:

        Mine is too. I liked his physical talent and wasn’t bummed when he was the pick, but I was hoping right up until they announced it that they’d say Lane Johnson.

        If Jordan was a reach at 3 to start with I’d understand all the rage, but sometimes when a consensus top 5 player flops, the fault lies with the player and not the team who drafted him. Whatever it is now, Ireland is gone, so I really don’t see the need to berate the team over his failure. He needs to be in the fucking building, and the fact he’s not speaks volumes.

        BTW, I liked Ziggy for us before we traded up. I knew when we did he wasn’t going to be the pick, but I also advocated drafting him if we sat tight in that draft.

      • stangerx's avatar stangerx says:

        Reason I didn’t like it wasn’t the value at the spot, it was the fit for us. But then that’s just that draft. Even if not as strong, I talked Gholston too.

    • dbolt48's avatar dbolt48 says:

      Agreed. Jordan is the only one failing here. It happens in life. I remember making an article on the other side based off from people’s posts and most were bitching about trading up for Lane & then were ecstatic when we drafted Jordan. Shit happens & you can’t measure a guys heart.

  76. naplesfan2010's avatar naplesfan2010 says:

    I was content to let Dion develop. He could play ST, TE on 2-pt conversions and trickeration plays inside the 5 yd line and send him on kamikaze attack on every FG as he has shown he can block those.
    Then he would be ready when Wake retires in 2018.

    • stangerx's avatar stangerx says:

      I saw the versatility and potential, just not at #3 overall.

      • steveccnv's avatar steveccnv says:

        Forget about him being the number 3 player picked in the draft, is he an asset or not? I was pissed when we gave up on Ginn, because he was a great return man. Jordan at worst is a stand out STs player, so he should at least be a Fin this yr, as for next when I think his salary escalates, that’s a different story.

      • stangerx's avatar stangerx says:

        No doubt…it is what it is. The new wrinkle is that he hasn’t shown up and the head office is dodging Qs.

  77. Jahndoh30's avatar jahndoh says:

    Wow Al. Diggin DEEP for the Azusa Pacific Running Back. I went to JC and than transferred in the end, but APU was the only 4 year school that recruited me to play football. It was right after Okoye came onto the scene in the NFL.

    • steveccnv's avatar steveccnv says:

      Lol Jahn! I took some computer classes at Citrus College, which is on the north end of the block from APU. Amazing anytime I hear about anything from that school.

  78. naplesfan2010's avatar naplesfan2010 says:

    Tannehill had a 92+ QB rating last year, threw for over 4000 yds, competed 2/3 of his passes, had better than a 2:1 ratio in TD/INT, and rushed for more than 300yds at a 5.6+ per carry average (2nd leading rusher on the team).
    ALL of those stats are benchmarks for quality QB play.
    If all 53 players played their position at that level last year,
    we would’ve won at least one playoff game.

  79. Mike E.'s avatar Mike E. says:

    Naples

    I wanted to reply to you before but I was busy at work. As far as Gurley is concerned, he might turn into something special, but as to whether he’s a perennial superstar, hard to say. What I can tell you is I don’t think DeMarco Murray is a superstar, but he sure played like one behind that excellent Dallas O-line. If you thought Murray was a superstar before this year, then disregard this, but if you didn’t, we could make any number of RB’s look like a superstar too if we draft La’el Collins.

    ALBERT – COLLINS – POUNCEY – TURNER – JAMES

    I see 1500 yards on the ground behind that O-line from Miller, if we feed him enough.

  80. D's avatar D says:

    Piggy i have never heard a bad thing about Collins in that regard, Coates i have heard and seen things. Coates when plays were away from them wasn’t all out selling it but i think he was well respected among teammates and coaching staff so im pretty sure that means he wasnt a lazy ass. Justin Hady and Jaquiski Tartt are two players when i was watching film that REALLY stood out to me as people who bust ass 100% of the time. I would like either of them on our team just because i think they are that kind of character people.

    • dbolt48's avatar dbolt48 says:

      I think with Coates, he’s moldable. I’ve heard he’s a high quality person and a hard worker. You are right about not selling plays when he wasn’t featured, but don’t think he’s a malcontent. Also he was better selling in 2013, so I wonder if he took it easier due to his knee being banged up.

  81. herdfan's avatar herdfan says:

    Just when you think you’ve seen everything, you get the opportunity to see everything. 😉

    http://www.plastiquebyfrank.com/

  82. D's avatar D says:

    stangerx says:
    April 24, 2015 at 5:53 pm
    I feel my conscience is clear. Did not like the trade-up…… and I wanted Ziggy
    —————————————
    I was in same boat with you then.

  83. naplesfan2010's avatar naplesfan2010 says:

    I think this was a crummy draft year. The first 3 have struggled badly. Also 6,8,9,10,11,12,14,16,29 have all played below potential. The best pick of 2013 is Travis Frederick.
    http://www.drafthistory.com/index.php/years/2013
    Round Pick Player Name Team Position College
    1 1 1 Eric Fisher Chiefs T Central Michigan
    2 2 Luke Joeckel Jaguars T Texas A&M
    3 3 Dion Jordan Dolphins DE Oregon
    4 4 Lane Johnson Eagles T Oklahoma
    5 5 Ziggy Ansah Lions DE Brigham Young
    6 6 Barkevious Mingo Browns DE Louisiana State
    7 7 Jonathan Cooper Cardinals G North Carolina
    8 8 Tavon Austin Rams WR West Virginia
    9 9 Dee Milliner Jets DB Alabama
    10 10 Chance Warmack Titans G Alabama
    11 11 D.J. Fluker Chargers T Alabama
    12 12 D.J. Hayden Raiders DB Houston
    13 13 Sheldon Richardson Jets DT Missouri
    14 14 Star Lotulelei Panthers DT Utah
    15 15 Kenny Vaccaro Saints DB Texas
    16 16 E.J. Manuel Bills QB Florida State
    17 17 Jarvis Jones Steelers LB Georgia
    18 18 Eric Reid 49ers DB Louisiana State
    19 19 Justin Pugh Giants T Syracuse
    20 20 Kyle Long Bears G Oregon
    21 21 Tyler Eifert Bengals TE Notre Dame
    22 22 Desmond Trufant Falcons DB Washington
    23 23 Sharrif Floyd Vikings DT Florida
    24 24 Bjoern Werner Colts DE Florida State
    25 25 Xavier Rhodes Vikings DB Florida State
    26 26 Datone Jones Packers DE UCLA
    27 27 DeAndre Hopkins Texans WR Clemson
    28 28 Sylvester Williams Broncos DT North Carolina
    29 29 Cordarrelle Patterson Vikings WR Tennessee
    30 30 Alec Ogletree Rams LB Georgia
    31 31 Travis Frederick Cowboys C Wisconsin
    32 32 Matt Elam Ravens DB Florida

  84. D's avatar D says:

    I dont get the revisiting of Ireland’s fuck ups. Agree or disagree with it, the picks arent magically re-appearing, he isnt going to disappear and someone else re-appear in his place becuse you wanted the pic to be different. Just move on, we are rid of Ireland, and probably before too long rid ourselves of Jordan. I think we can get at least a mid second rounder for him or even package him with our second to get a first, but he doesnt have great value and we will never get back what we gave up. Just deal with it lol.

  85. Mike E.'s avatar Mike E. says:

    I was along for the ride with the Jordan pick. I was shocked. I was happy, because when you make a move like that, you figure we had to know something. I actually wanted Des Trufant in that draft. He’s started every game at CB for ATL, and he has 5 INT’s in 2 seasons. Not bad.

    • D's avatar D says:

      i knew we would have to trade up for Ansah so i was hoping that was the name that was called when we traded. I wanted Trufant if we stayed put.

      • Mike E.'s avatar Mike E. says:

        That’s cool. I remember me and Momma wanted Des. I was never hot for Ansah, although I probably should have been. He’s a very good player.

  86. naplesfan2010's avatar naplesfan2010 says:

    Mike E
    I like La’el a lot. I do NOT like the Safety named Collins.
    Last year Tannehill was our 2nd leading rusher.
    When the QB has almost TWICE as many yards as your 2nd Tailback …
    That is a DANGEROUS stat.
    This is why the other day I said Miller going down is a very scary thought.
    We need a RB who can pitch in 5-600 yds, not make Miller rush for another 5-600.
    Then he will be history fast just like Arian Foster etc..

    • naplesfan2010's avatar naplesfan2010 says:

      or Tannehill will get hurt trying to be our 2nd string tailback in addition to 1st QB.
      Look at how often Michael Vick got hurt.

      • Mike E.'s avatar Mike E. says:

        We have Damien Williams and Mike Gillislee, who I believe are both capable RB’s behind Miller. Believe me, I will be really excited if we draft Gurley, but I was also really excited when we drafted Dion Jordan.

    • D's avatar D says:

      Landon Collins i think is going to be a good safety and he is the hybrid type that would really work for us, i dont think he is a 14 pick, he is about on same level to me as Tartt and as i said before i really like how Tartt plays.Tartt is going to make people scared to cross his zone.I like Cody Prewitt a lot too, he seems to be sliding a bit in the draft rankings and if he is available in round 4 is a steal.

      • naplesfan2010's avatar naplesfan2010 says:

        I like Prewitttt and Tartttt but not Satan’s minion. He is slow and confused against creative formations. Plus he has stone hands.

  87. getterdone's avatar getterdone says:

    This could happen if Gurley falls to #14, or maybe a top 10 DE or DT slides.

    Omar Kelly ✔ @OmarKelly
    The realest trade partner I’ve heard for Miami is Dallas, which has pick No. 27 in the 1st, No. 60 in the 2nd, and No. 91 in the 3rd.

    • naplesfan2010's avatar naplesfan2010 says:

      So why would we want to give a HoF player to Dallas so they can get to the Super Bowl, while we get 3 more good guys who will get us to 9-7.

  88. Mike E.'s avatar Mike E. says:

    D

    Des’s 3.85 20 yard shuttle is sick man! I knew he ran that fast, so I just checked it out. That’s insane acceleration!

    http://www.nfl.com/combine/profiles/desmond-trufant?id=2539334

  89. Mike E.'s avatar Mike E. says:

    I’m going to be doing a PRE-DRAFT edition of Ask Mike on Wednesday, the day before the draft

    If you have any questions – Send them in NOW!

    NJ1Dolfan@yahoo.com

    • naplesfan2010's avatar naplesfan2010 says:

      sent
      but if you don’t like it that’s fine,
      just post it here so the other guys can help me understand it.

  90. getterdone's avatar getterdone says:

    Naples, who’s the HoF player? Surely you don’t mean Gurley who’s yet to take one snap in the NFL….lol

  91. Tim Knight's avatar Tim Knight says:

    Here’s what I think about the curious case of Dion Jordan.
    1. He was told not to report because we’re trading him.
    2. He’s not that self-motivated and chose not to show up because he doesn’t have to.
    3. He’s still got some issues going on that aren’t good.

  92. getterdone's avatar getterdone says:

    Tiny robots climb walls carrying more than 100 times their weight. Like a friggin horror movie…lol

  93. naplesfan2010's avatar naplesfan2010 says:

    get her done
    Could you have not predicted that LeBron would be a HoF player when he was still in HS?
    or Luck would be while still at Stanford?
    Many people did, and they were all right.

  94. Tim Knight's avatar Tim Knight says:

    Mike E, you’ve soured on Jordan like I have. It sucks but he’s turned out to be a disappointment thus far.

    We’re pretty deep at his position so I can see us moving him. Maybe his work ethic is not very good at the NFL level when it becomes a full-time job where in college he could just go through the motions on talent and a much lesser work week. Maybe he doesn’t like to work that hard.

  95. son of a son of a shula's avatar son of a son of a shula says:

    Lindsey Soto on NFLN right now is smokin’ hot today