Deflate – Soul Mate
By son of a son of a shula
Thursday Night 10/29/15 in Foxboro, the Dolphins mercilessly beating down the home team. It’s Week 8 of the season the 7th game of the season and the third for the returning Tom Brady who served a 4-game suspension as the result of the finding of the idiotically named – deflategate. Unable to find any offense against the onslaught of Ndamukong Suh and Cam Wake the Pats don’t look anything like the kings of the AFC East. The turnovers have been a huge problem for the pats so far this whole season.
Since proper inflation of the footballs has been governed a little more closely it seems New England has a bit of a problem holding onto the football or maybe ha ha it’s perhaps just a coincidence.
I can’t take it anymore; I interrupt this Sonny Fantasy because I want to tell you guys about my daughter’s wedding and not talk about the stupid Patsies, I’m so sick of them. We have Suh, everything is different now, let’s see it play out on the field, ‘noum sayin’.
Last Saturday I gave away my oldest baby. She married the man she calls “the love of her life”, and we couldn’t be happier for them both. Family and friends all had a wonderful time and the reception was a great party.
The ceremony and the reception were held at the same place. There is a large porch, covered and with ceiling fans where we had the ceremony. The porch area was large enough to accommodate seating for the 150 guests with the chairs all set up in rows and a middle aisle, the aisle I walked my baby down. I gave her away and she was married in a short but sweet beautiful little ceremony.
The reception was inside after cocktails and some pictures. The reception started with dinner and toasts but it was the open bar that won the night. The D-jay was really good, the dance floor was packed the entire time beginning with the father/daughter dance.
I wobbled!
My version of it anyway…
Last Saturday was an unbelievable experience for me. Is it pride, gratification, joy? I’m not quite sure, but it was a fulfilling and enriching night and the way I feel is difficult to explain but its nice, real nice. I suppose I hadn’t considered how impactful it was going to be and it’s now sinking in.
For over a year our lives were wedding this wedding that everything wedding and with all the planning and schedules and the this and the that it becomes easy to lose sight of why this is all happening to begin with. Two kids, I mean young adults, fell in love. After they fell in love they decided to make a life together and Saturday was a beautiful celebration of the start of Kristen and Ryan’s lives together.
Now here’s what a million dollars looks like:
Her and I dancing to this song:
Finsmob Unleashed 
That’s great son,
Heading out to Ft. Myers today
We are competing in the BBQ compitition this weekend
“Smoke on the water” festival downtown
Anybody in the area stop by and see us
We are “Twisted oak bbq”
Wish us some luck, stiff compitition this weekend
Win, lose or draw it’s always a good time
And we know how to take a beat down like grown men lol
Best of luck, I hope you win.
I can’t say it enough- congratulations, Son.
Thanks man.
RIP BB King.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Say it isn’t so.
Thanks BB you will be missed.
I thought you’d be one of those most saddened by this. The thrill is gone…
That was awesome Son
Wobbling is easy
Keep practicing
https://lh6.ggpht.com/Zd8FHFFaqouRF4UqZbO8cv2p_z9Z3lwVn0V48rUSVZr2laTTCnuAkkhT_pkk-nsqIr4s=h900
I’m sure that’s how I looked, lol
Nice story Sonny! Congrats again man!
Son
If you’re still around, are they going to live somewhat close to you guys?
Yes, they live in Oviedo but closer to the the next city over where he’s a cop.
That’s great. To me, that’s huge. I’d love my kids when they get married to be in driving distance of less than 3 hours if possible.
Super Congrats, Son!! –Fortunately, your daughter takes after her beautiful mom. Who’s that old fart dancing with her?? (JK). While I have to say I’m truly impressed, I’ve also got to say this: this is just a first step on a long journey, as me and Mrs. OD found out when we held our 5th Great Grandchild!!
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Back when my wife and I got married, we had the reception on a rooftop at a swanky hotel in Palm Beach Gardens. My older brother-in-law (from Canada) had way too much to drink! —As he wobbled he told me “I tried to drink Canada dry but I found out I couldn’t!” — Anyway, he barfed inside my sister’s car (his wife) and remained on her “SHIT LIST” for an entire week!!!
LOL, puking in the car will get you on many shit lists.
Friday night some of the younger guys, the groomsmen and friends were drinking it up pretty good and there was a convertible outside the restaurant. I was having visions of the scene in Caddyshack where the kid pukes in the Porsche.
OD
Canada Dry Ginger Ale, or Canadian Club?
As Kurt Vonnegut has said: “If this isn’t nice, I don’t know what is.” Congrats Son, daughter and “son” in law 🙂
Son of a Son of a Son-in-law of a Shula
lol, thanks
Wish list for Deflategate:
1. This thing goes to court
2. It drags into the regular season and T-Lady plays TERRIBLE without ‘deflation’ and the Pats fumble more than any other team.
3. The court case has a line of witnesses longer than the final episode of Seinfeld.
4. Records are produced showing rules violations back to before 2004.
5. 31 owners vote…. Kraft must sell the team (to Justin Beiber)
6. Belicheat is banned from the NFL for life.
7. Beiber moves the team to Los Angeles and agrees to play ALL home games overseas.
8. Giselle discovers that T-Lady has been cheating on her as well, and she takes everything in the divorce.
That’s all. Is this too much to ask?
No, that’s perfectly reasonable. (Tommy cheats with a guy, right?)
How about Brady cheated during conjugal visits with Aaron Hernandez?
Well, I’ve been busy working “out” lately and it really messes with my blogging time. I have to run, I’ll catch you guys later. Thanks
Later Son
Great stuff, Son. Congrats!
I’m interested to see how/if Tony Lippett transitions to CB. It would be nice to have some size in the defensive backfield, but I think he’s going to be a project that will take some time. Then again, the guys we drafted early 2 years ago can’t see the field, so no biggie, right?
I’m really excited to see how the secondary pans out. We have some good talent, some new young potential and some quality vets. Lippett and Bowman along with Aikens give us some size along with Jones.
Me too. I also want to see Bobby McCain. That guy has mad closing speed.
BTW – It still seems like they’re trying Aikens at CB, not S
I haven’t heard that and he was being worked at safety the 2nd half of the season.
Agreed on Bobby McCain, he has that quick twitch ability you need against those quick slot guys. He should push Bryce McCain. But it’s good to have two guys who can cover slots guys, one vet and one young buck.
Great stuff Son and the wedding too. LOL. Congrats to you and your family.
LOL @ Rhino’s wish list.
To tie into WW2 fun… “war of annihilation” 🙂 Patriots fans are like “between the wars German citizens”… and Belicheat is ‘you know who’ LOL They’ve got the entire NFL thinking that they are the ‘chosen ones’ and how dare anyone critique them.
Congratulations Son!
How much did the photographer charge to doctor that photo and make you look so suave. You clean up good man.
congrats son. It sounds like everyone had a lot of fun.
Mike E, the thing I like about Aikens at Safety is he’s a good tackler and not afraid to come up and play the run. He also has length and range at 6-1 205 with 4.45 speed. The con about him as a corner is he’s a little stiff and probably only a boundary corner in dime sets.
Did you all catch Phinmaniacs “open letter to Miko Grimes”:
http://network.yardbarker.com/nfl/article_external/an_open_letter_to_miko_grimes_wife_of_dolphins_cornerback_brent_grimes/18794708?mb_edition=4571&linksrc=mb_favorites_head
”He’s working extremely hard and doing a great job. We want to be measured and stick to our plan. It’s an extensive rehab, but it’s going well and he’s on track for the opening game.”
— Hickey on Albert….nice
That’s been the goal all along based on what Albert has said. The one thing he has going for him is he’s an established vet who knows what he’s doing so if anyone can have limited reps in TC and the PS and step right in it’s him.
For sure been everyone’s goal, but it is nice to hear the GM say he is on track for it. Have more faith in that than when the player himself says it.
I’m still ascairt about Albert. They can say he’s on track from today till tomorrow, but we all know all it takes is a little setback, and then he’s missing a month or more. I just hope if for some reason he’s not ready, they have a solid backup plan.
I know you’re not a fan but it’s likely James at LT, and Fox/Linkenbach/Thomas or maybe newly acquired Hawkins at RT.
Nope, not a fan at all. It could be the thing that dooms our season. It would be a shame.
Stanger, it was reported early on that Albert’s surgery went really well and he was ahead of schedule from day one. Any news other than that would be a setback.
But before wasn’t that him or his agent saying it? Regardless a recent statement confirming the same is a good thing.
Mike E, not sure what you’re expecting as an option at tackle or guard at this point. Vets who will be available are not going to be prime time players. All signs point to the FO having faith in the young players they have and some of the vets they already added. Until I see the OL suck I’m going to remain optimistic for the reasons I stated yesterday.
I’m still holding out hope that a solid vet (Evan Mathis or that caliber) gets released. I’d feel much more comfortable with that, even if they don’t win the job. I’d be terrified with James at LT, Douglas at LG, Pouncey C, Turner RG and Fox at RT. That just doesn’t sound like a playoff OL right there. Not even sure it sounds like a .500 OL for that matter.
Or it could be better than what we’ve seen in years. Like Al has always said, good GMs and personnel people find guards in mid-rounds and put solid O-lines together without using top round picks on every position. Let’s see if we have that kind of GM and personnel dept. I still think many people overlook what a task last year was on the OL.
I don’t know about terrified. That’s still three first round picks on the OL, but agree it would be nice to bring another G in.
I heard some Bobby McCain references
Singing Good Ole Bobby McCain
Do do dooooo
Congrats to you my bro Son!! Love the pic — you and your daughter look great!!
if our season is doomed this year, I’m willing to bet the o-line had something to do with it.
Tim Knight says:
May 15, 2015 at 11:25 am (Edit)
I know you’re not a fan but it’s likely James at LT, and Fox/Linkenbach/Thomas or maybe newly acquired Hawkins at RT.
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I just got that queasy feeling.
What position or area of the team is the one you’re most excited to see compete?
Doggie…
LoL!!!!! :devil:
Long snapper
Why are you guys concerned about Albert?
Everything I’ve seen said he is in track
I just want to add a vet OG
Evan Mathis – step right up please!
I am cautiously optimistic about Albert but concerned on depth in case he is not good to go.
Andrew Abramson @AbramsonPBP · 3h3 hours ago
#Dolphins GM Hickey says Billy Turner will start OTAs as the team’s RG and Dallas Thomas at LG. “They both had a great offseason.”
And I’m ok with that as long as Albert is manning the LT position!
What does “great offseason” mean in May
No surprise on Billy Turner
I curious about Dallas Thomas at OG
Maybe there was no bullying scandal? lol
It’s obvious they’re banking on those two. Douglas with a lot of starting experience in college is legit competition as well. Then we have some vets with experience and some other young guys competing. I have faith in Benton to find a quality starting 5 if we can stay relatively healthy.
Hey there everyone.
Stop squeezing balls!
LOL, ok…was a group ball hug…except for Gigi, she has no balls. 😉
Awww I’m in and yes — I most def do not lolol!!! TGIF!!!
Group hug?
Stanger – I was talking about with Albert out. That’s 2 first RD picks (Pouncey, James) 1 3rd RD (Turner) pick, and two 4th RD picks (Douglas, Fox)
Wouldn’t like Albert not being in there either, but sounds like even if he ain’t in on game one he will be there soon enough. And even without him, not many lines even have that kind of pick talent invested in them at least (but understand hos the picks work out is a different subject. Overall sit with we start with we have three guys who have been to the Pro Bowl
I guess no bullying scandal is an upgrade Mike…
They had milkshakes together and went to the beach. It was a great offseason
John Jerry never went to the beach after milkshakes
Upgrade!!!
Dolphins GM Dennis Hickey confirmed FS Louis Delmas (knee) will be on the field for minicamp in June.
Delmas will sit out OTAs, but has progressed nicely from his Week 14 torn ACL. The Dolphins lost S Jimmy Wilson in free agency and added just one via the draft — fifth-rounder Cedric Thompson. Thompson might be too raw to push Delmas for the job in year one, but he’s a freak athlete with off-the-chart measurables.
Aikens and Thomas will be in the mix.
Piggy, great offseasons mean conditioning and being in great shape, strength numbers etc.
Chris Perkins @chrisperk 9s9 seconds ago
Ex-#Dolphins WR Mark Clayton takes shot at #Patriots; current players mum http://fw.to/I8YSJO
I’m glad that are current players are mum
and our greats are not
The patriots have disrespected integrity of the game the great built
I hope a lot more, from other teams, chime in
The Flying Pig says:
May 15, 2015 at 11:54 am
What does “great offseason” mean in May
I’d think it means everyone has stayed healthy and in shape. Also unincarcerated. That’s also very important. 😉
That’s a big bonus
If the OL was in jail, they would not help protect Tanny much
😉
Huggss for you too Herd, you ball-less beauty! 🙂
That is easily the oddest compliment I’ve seen on here. Congrats GDP! I’m sure Herd is sitting there wondering how to respond. lol
LOL — and then there is the offseason of a certain highly picked DE. 🙂
The yin and yang of an offseason.
RIP BB King.
One time I spent three days as a temp worker helping set up a stage for him at a musical festival. The supervisors were part of his stage crew…..they went on and on about what a good guy is. And their actions showed it. We finished four hours earlier on the 3rd day than scheduled but the guys still paid us for the full day. They said, “BB wouldn’t want us to penalize you guys for doing a good job.”
Yeah he always seemed like a great guy. RIP BB
Mike, is my way of flirting with the beautiful Herd while keeping in the context of Piggy’s reply to my group hug graphic. But thank you sir. 🙂
Yw 🙂
GDP, I blew a kiss to that sweet little angel you introduced us to yesterday. God Bless her, I know she watches over her big bro.
Aww wow man. Thanks. That really touches my heart. Thanks so much!
Btw, thought you was gone…,but I was just gonna tell the guys here to tell you Congrats on a nice wedding and a special family in their own rights. Nice article, thanks for sharing brother!
The rain bought me some blogging time. Thanks man.
Cool story Stanger. BB will be missed, he was one of a kind.
Yeah, sad to see the blues legend go. I loved his music. I love me all kinds of blues to blues rock. All great heart felt music.
Son — you are the only one who might know what it…… was for the Norwalk Oyster Fest.
Always good to see ya Son. Thanks for the diversion from ‘All Things Patriots’….lol
Family unity is so key. Many of the problems in our society is from broken families, broken children not raised properly only to become broken adults. Very sad and it affects everyone in due time.
GD, I guess I missed something yesterday but I’m sorry for your loss.
BB and Eric did an album together, released in 2000, Riding with the King. If you haven’t ever heard any of it you should listen, BB has a powerful voice and of course they both play awesome guitar.
Here’s the title track:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajJBmcuzktw
I was just thinking about what GD said to Herd and Mike E’s comment about it. Then thought if GD came on here and said hey Mike E, what’s up you two balled bastard? LOL
Question: What is something you could say to the average guy you could not say to Lance Armstrong?
How’s your balls?
No- I thought you were playing jeopardy with gdp.
Wow, I know Norwalk. Not that fest but that’s cool you got to do that.
Might not even been around anymore. Think I was getting paid like $7.50 an hour. That extra $30 bucks was like I won lotto though.
A.J. Francis @AJFrancis410 · 1h1 hour ago
Golf Course fun… #FinsWeekend @MiamiDolphins
Note to self – No golfing with AJ
LOL, that’s great
I’d like to see him stay healthy and push for a spot this year. He was having a good camp last year before he went down. Was running with the 2s.
LOL — can you request a specific drive on Uber?
Adam Beasley @AdamHBeasley · 42m42 minutes ago
A.J. Francis on Suh training on his own: “He’s the best D-lineman in league. If he wants to train somewhere else, that’s his prerogative.”
Robert Littal @BSO 3m3 minutes ago
Brady In 2011 Interview: “I like, You Know, The Deflated Ball” (Video) http://bit.ly/1QOYM3X via @thacover2
The union is going out strong on Brady’s side. Think they are trying to make this a test case for an independent decision-maker rather than Goodell determining punishment for infractions.
“If the Commissioner does not appoint such a neutral arbitrator, the NFLPA and Mr. Brady will seek recusal and pursue all available relief to obtain an arbitrator who is not evidently partial,”
He can seek it all he wants but the CBA gives Goodell the authority to make the call.
Keep opening up the can of worms so you expose yourself to more cheating. Can’t wait!
The NFL Players union is the weakest such entity in all of sports. MLB is the tops, and NFL is at the bottom.
Tim, thank you kind sir for the condolences @ 12:31. Much appreciated. Lost my lil sister a few years ago. She was a sweetheart. It was in response to a story that FFR posted about a HS jock QB taking a cute downs syndrome girl to the HS Prom. He had made friends with her when they were both in the 4th grade. Was a touching story that brought up my memory.
All good!
Oh okay, now I think I remember you saying that before. That’s very sad, she was too young.
I’ve seen a few stories like the one FFR posted about good kids doing the same with special needs kids they grew up with including a pretty girl asking her long time friend with down syndrome to go to the prom. There still are good people in the world and we need to remember that.
Yes indeed. Good people are gold! Thanks for sharing that.
Son,
Big congrats, my friend. I only have one daughter and she is 17. Riding the highs and lows that come with her social life and worried every day that she finds the right guy and makes good choices. Glad your daughter found hers!
An Amazing story… What A Great Man !!
http://abc7.com/family/heartwarming-son-of-fallen-sheriffs-deputy-given-dads-squad-car/722591/
Awesome!!!
“The young man’s hopes were crushed when local farmer Steve Wells outbid Tanner, paying $60,000 though the car’s Kelley Blue Book value was only $12,500.”
Dog that is incredible. I’m wondering why the dude didn’t tell the son what was up beforehand though. Could have been same car for less money…..not like it was a charity auction.
Exactly!
I am not a bit interested in Brady’s balls!
I hope she likes Pork Dumplings
Pork Dumping- is that like some type of porcine scat fetish?
More nice stuff.
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2015/04/16/girs-prom-proposal-to-classmate-with-down-syndrome-will-absolutely-make-you-smile/
Sweet
And more nice stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCDoSVhu0Yg
“I’m a Lion” works, too.
LOL
Doggy – Nice story. Always like to hear the good ones. We hear enough bad ones every day.
Saw some talk on here the other day that Earl Mitchell might be let go because of Phillips and other emerging DT’s.
I don’t think so. He was just signed in 2014, did well last year, he’s only 27, has much more experience than everyone besides Suh & he’s costing I think around $3M this year.
Lets at least see how he does in camp when the hitting starts playing beside Big Suh!
Maybe in 2016
but not this year
we have a good scenario with him in the rotation
I’ve never heard that and don’t think it makes any sense. Mitchell is a good player.
OK I’ll do a little bragging! 🙂
This is my sons High school were he is a senior this year!
http://www.12newsnow.com/story/29027227/special-needs-student-crowned-bridge-city-prom-king#.VVCPmeVWv1A.facebook
This is my little nephew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8f3RkpTnS7I
I would not have expected this, though it is really cool to hear:
http://probasketballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/05/14/allen-iverson-on-stephen-curry-and-kyrie-irving-those-guys-are-next-level-i-didnt-have-the-handle-they-do/?ocid=Yahoo&partner=ya5nbcs
oh i see how all you fuckers are. i post one heart warming story yesterday now everyone has to jump on board. where is jahn to put an end to this when i need him.
ADORABLE
LOL — think a few guys on this board might be rushing out to buy the flamethrower.
LMAO!
So much for a great jersey idea. The NFL.com shop won’t let you personalize a Pats’ jersey with “The Deflator” on the back.
That’s just NFL.com, I’m sure you could get it done elsewhere.
It should be sold only to hot looking chicks that are Pats fans…lol
No Fun League, but at least the general populace of football fans will refer to them as The New England Deflatriots for the next few seasons…
I just tried it and I can;t do it either….lol
Should add it wasn’t my great idea……..somebody tried and the reporters caught on to it.
Adam Beasley @AdamHBeasley
Dion Sims, on pairing up with Jordan Cameron: “We’re going to be a matchup nightmare.”
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Booyah!
I saw an interview with Sims and he sounds ready to step up his game.
Sounds good to me! Go get ’em!
So happy for you guys Son. Great great thing. Someday I’ll be there with my daughter..like DRG, until then, I’ll spend my time worrying and hoping she makes good choices.
“It should be sold only to hot looking chicks that are Pats fans.”
Ok so we know what Gisele will wear but what about the rest of them? 🙂
Yeah……seems they should be looking to sell jerseys after all. But maybe I’m biased cause I only see them come down to Sunlife and not exactly like they are in “lets hit the Cape” swimsuit shape.
LOL
Stanger.. Sorry Man. I was in a meeting.
The car was sold for $ 60,000.00 and all proceeds went to the Fallen Officers Family Support Charity. The Farmer ran up the price to not only Make sure the car went to the Officer’s Son but to also make one Hell of a contribution to the cause. Effin Awesome !!!
My bad Dog…..I missed that part of it. Good all around, including getting more press for the charity.
Stanger, these are what the female Pats fans look like. Chicken heads!
That’s just Odd.. Funny, but Odd !!
Totally!!! Imagine coming home buzzed and that’s in your kitchen. LOL
Are you kidding? It’s disturbing!
ROTFLMAO!
LOL – That’s a very strange looking picture.
I guess that’s the “Chicken Twerk”
Great well spoken 4:30min interview w/ Jordan Phillips.
Also the write up of the article mentions his DL coach @ Oklahoma as none other than former Phins 1984 1st round pick Jackie Shipp, who immediately outlawed players doing standing backflips after seeing JP do that on his first day of practice in college…lol
http://www.miamidolphins.com/news/article-1/Phillips-Motivated-To-Live-Up-To-Potential/037004dd-ec89-4182-b3fa-369a795a46dc
uhhhhhhmmmm OK…..congrats Son. I guess if you take the effort to actually write something to post you get to write anything you want….
That GIF of the chicken twerk was disturbing and disgusting…… at first……..then as I stared at it somehow it became more appealing, even inviting…..
GODDAMN I NEED TO GET LAID!
LMAO!!! That’s fucked up and funny at the same time
give it your stove top Rock!
Sims is a great blocker
I don’t know how much 2 TE sets we will play with our WR group and RBs being what they are
but I don;t think Sims has to do much as a receiver even if he is capable of getting better
I would be happy with 20 catches out of him. Honestly I just want him on the field plowing guys over for Miller and Ajayi
I imagine he’ll get some decoy targets, especially in goal to go situations.
Yeah
I can definately see him as a factor int he redzone
we can have a set with Sims, Cameron, Lynch, Ajayi and Parker
Bunch of big targets
He & Cameron are both good blockers. Could be deadly in play actions as well.
LOL @ Rock, sucks staring at your own ass avie doesn’t it 😉
wait, that was an actual chicken. oh well. at least i had my office door closed.
FFRob just marinated the chicken
And choked it- at least prior to the marinade…
Rock
You can write an article when you get laid with all the details, and pics of course. Most of our articles have a nice complement of pics. lol
you think that chicken is bad. google ‘can you spot the turkey’ and look at the images. i wont post it here cause there are girls on here some time. oh yeah and sometimes herd and gigi too
Getterdone, my Avi doesn’t twitch like that……
what will come first? rock or a superbowl victory
PSSHHHHHH not even close! LOL I just came looking at the throbbing chicken ass. (even though it has that DISGUSTING head attached to it. Now THAT is repulsive)
The chicken is THROBBING
That’s way TMI!!!
GDP — that shiot was disturbing. Gonna be a while before I pick up another roaster at Publix. 🙂
Good, cause they’re not good for you, they’re full of whoremoans!
Try Pod says:
May 15, 2015 at 3:36 pm
And choked it- at least prior to the marinade…
people act like this asphyxiation stuff is new and kinky and i always say, quite frankly i dont get it, i have been choking mine for years.
rock,
you can get laid faster if you don’t tell chicks you’re not gonna be their sugar daddy LOL
He should tell the new hens on a fence that he had to dump the old one cause she didn’t like him buying her so much expensive things. 😉
Rock
Just tell the ladies “LAY THE FUCK DOWN!”
LOL, I don’t think that will work the way I want it to somehow…….
So you haven’t tried it yet then. lol
stangers idea of picking up a roaster
https://youcallthatart.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/old-lady.jpg?w=300&h=225
…more like you with your Nikkon at Clearwater beach….lol
finfanrob says:
May 15, 2015 at 3:35 pm
you think that chicken is bad. google ‘can you spot the turkey’ and look at the images. i wont post it here cause there are girls on here some time. oh yeah and sometimes herd and gigi too
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GOD DAMN IT!!
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER! Just don’t do it guys…….
rock how difficult can it be for you. all you have to do is walk up to a lady and tell her ‘you look like a nice lady, i am going to give you a pet rock’
If you came home buzzed to that chicken in your kitchen, you might ask yourself these questions.
1. Can I eat it?
2. Hmmmm… shit, can I fuck it?
3. Would that be considered cheating?
4. Should I check myself in somewhere?
4!
What has this world come to?
Bestiality with a chicken = good
sex with anything with Miley Cyrus’ face on it = down right disgusting
LOL!
Tim Knight says:
May 15, 2015 at 3:48 pm
If you came home buzzed to that chicken in your kitchen, you might ask yourself these questions.
1. Can I eat it?
2. Hmmmm… shit, can I fuck it?
3. Would that be considered cheating?
4. Should I check myself in somewhere?
aaahhhh wrong. my only question would be ‘alright who the fuck let you out this time’
Mike E. says:
May 15, 2015 at 3:43 pm
Rock
Just tell the ladies “LAY THE FUCK DOWN!”
there you go rock. take advice from the married man whos only action is a helping hand.