Thought I was gone didn’t you? You thought, now that the NFL draft is over, you will never have to hear from the alien again. Certainly its too early for Wedge to start talking about the 2016 draft isn’t it? He’s left the planet right?
Well let me tell you something Earthlings…I’m the only thing keeping the Alpha Alien from destroying your measly planet. And the only thing keeping me interested in your planet is your football. The College Football season is just a few months away. So let’s talk about 2016 prospects! Let’s start with the best cornerback in the country: Vernon Hargreaves III.
Hargreaves is a 5’11, 185 cornerback out of the University of Florida. His is just a sophomore, so there is no guaranty he comes out – but if he does he will probably be a top 10 pick. 2015 was not a string year for top tier cornerbacks. But with Hargreaves heading the 2016 class, if he comes out, 2016 will be a very good year.
This five star recruit out of Tampa has strong bloodlines. His Father is a special teams coach at the University of South Florida. Before he was a coach at South Florida his Father was an assistant coach at the University of Miami when Ed Reed and Sean Taylor were Hurricanes. So he probably helped coached up his son.
In his sophomore year at Florida Hargreaves covered some of the best receivers in the country playing in the SEC. He finished the season with three interceptions, 13 passes broken up, two tackles for a loss and 50 tackles. He also had three interceptions in 2013 getting significant playing time as a freshman. Here is a pic of him covering Juice!
Scouts are talking about Hargreaves’ speed and quickness. He is expected to run somewhere in the 4.45 range in the 40. He is excellent in press coverage and draws comparisons to a young Darelle Revis. But the one thing that jumps out about Hargreaves is that he has a reputation among his coaches and teammates as having a strong work ethic. The young sophomore says he learned the importance of working hard as a kid watching Ed Reed and Sean Taylor.
If Vernon Hargreaves III was an Alien Weapon of Destruction he would be a Cosmic Garrotte, slowly suffocating wideouts.
Watch his highlights here
Finsmob Unleashed 
Lol! I looked at the title and said to myself “WTF”? I’m hoping we aren’t picking anywhere near where we could obtain the best CB in the country in 2016!
I was mentioning this guy last draft year. He incredible and plays with passion for the game. I’m afraid we will have no chance at him but I’d love him on our team.
Part of me wants him to stay another year in college but that isn’t going to happen
Agree a great player, hope this next draft he is WAY out of reach !
Things went well for our team in Ft. Myers this weekend
We competeted in the “smoke on the water”
BBQ and music festival
I have felt we have a very solid product, but have always wanted to do one of these
You know to see “can we hang with the big boys ”
In a field of thirty plus teams we finished nineteenth overall
Going up against that caliber of talent for our first time out,
Not to shabby
Very proud of our crew
Yeah he is really good press and straight man to man but watch his break on the ball, he could easily be a hawk in zibe as well as he gas tremendous closing speed. I just love the way the guy plays and even if his int numbers aren’t gaudy he made the entire pass defense better and got a bunch of other guys opportunities. We should also keep an eye on Brian Poole and Keanu Neal. Poole is really good too and Neal needs to progress some as he had some off games last year but he has talent to be really good too.
He probably would have went top 5 this year
but he is only a sophomore
I think he comes out in 2016
If we end up with Hargreaves we had a bad year or Hargreaves had a really bad year….lol
Wedge is just going to mention 5-6 prospects for next year
Just to see if he nails some of the early picks next year
If you have any suggestions, let me know
So far I have decided on most of the defensive players: Hargreaves, Jalen Ramsey, Shawn Oakman and Myles Jack
None of the receivers or rbs really jump out to me….yet
The 2016 draft? LOL
Do you know how many light years it takes Wedge to prepare?
He has to stay ahead of the game
The Marlins fired their manager and hired their GM to be their manager and GM….
Have you guys ever heard of this before?
WTF
Only in hockey with Lou Lamoriello with the Devils.
Lmao
https://twitter.com/theflyingpig44/status/600288293041864705
NIce job PIggy. I clicked on the page and I am like WTF then I realized Wedge is getting a head start on next year.
Not a heck of a lot standing out to me for next year’s class just yet. In terms of QBs the only one that really stands out to me is Connor Cook on Michigan State. No RBs really standout, ditto on WRs.
What about hackenberg – the PSU guy
He needs to have a big year. He kind of took a step back last year. He has the physical talent but he is very inconsistent. I am not a huge fan at this point but he can change my mind with a big season this year.
Man I miss George!
LOL
I see our bloggers are going to have a avatar stand off between the rockets and warriors
if any of you fucks try that with a Cavs avatar its the oinks for you
http://espn.go.com/blog/miami-dolphins/post/_/id/14983/morning-take-dolphins-young-receivers
Piggy is officially in Draft Withdrawals:
It’s that and football doldrums. No games, no draft, no training camp. This is truly the dead time for football. If it wasn’t for deflate gate we would have nothing to talk about.
OTAs start next week.
Tim those were just go through the motions OTAs. Not much to see there. The biggest news was if anyone didn’t show up to practice due to contract issues as opposed to any buzz about actual football news.
Wyoming:
We need to make a wager of some sort. I don’t gamble, but a friendly wager of some sort seems to be in order. Perhaps an “avitar” wager? Winner gets to choose the avi the other must use until NBA finals have concluded… (?)
Prediction: Warriors in a ‘gentlemen’s sweep’ 4-1. And, honestly, I can’t imagine a scenario where Rockets win one (unless Harden manages 50+ in one of the games).
I’ll Take the ” Challenge”
I took of my glove!
But rethought the Idea of slapping a Rhino in the head! 😉
I’ll take the Rockets in 7
for some reason sweeping is never in there vocabulary!
Ken, next week’s OTAs are when the vets join the rooks. You don’t think that will be a topic of discussion here? LOL
For a few days of OTAs then back to doldrums.
OTAs:
– May 26-27
– May 29
– June 1-2
– June 4
– June 8-11
Mandatory mini-camp June 16-18.
Plenty to talk about for a few weeks before the doldrums between the last mini-camp and TC.
Rhino
Did the Pig really just mention an NBA LEast team?
LMAO!!!!!!!!!! 😉
I’m rooting for the western teams
Miami Dolphins @MiamiDolphins · 30m30 minutes ago
We catch up with @jelanijenkins3.
WATCH: http://oak.ctx.ly/r/30fq7
SHM at Bleacher Report…The title of the article is “Why Dion Sims is Miami’s Most underrated X-factor”
The article itself does not even mention Dion Sims……………. WTF? LOL
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2468049-why-dion-sims-is-miami-dolphins-most-underrated-x-factor-in-2015
Still a nice article.
LOL
its about Jenkins!
They probably had two stories and fucked up the titles. The next one will be titled Jelani Jenkins and the story will be about Dion Sims. LOL
http://www.miamidolphins.com/multimedia/videos/1on1_With_Greg_Jennings/9bd66328-8461-48ce-901a-c3f5826d1bab
Almost get the feel that Jennings keeps making the point, shoulda picked me 2 years ago lol.
I see there’s a tie in NBA avatars right now. Let me break that tie MVP style!!!!
Wyo, that’s a pretty picture, which is more than I can say for what the Rockets are going to look like when their season ends. 🙂
Great job Wedge! I agree with your assessment that if we’re able to get him, either we sucked or he sucked.
Wedge — you are the best alien dude around, always looking ahead. No wonder that you are the only one capable from stopping Alpha Alien from blowing the planet up.
The Flying Pig says:
Okay folks
It looks like the Houston game has won the poll
Let’s try to get a head count of who plans to attend
Who is in
Piggy
Stanger (+1)
OD (better half TBA)
Son (in for 2, Maybe more)
Repost and add you name if you plan on going to texans at dolphins.
Miami Heat Forever!!!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
The Flying Pig says:
Okay folks
It looks like the Houston game has won the poll
Let’s try to get a head count of who plans to attend
Who is in
Piggy
Stanger (+1)
OD (better half TBA)
Son (in for 2, Maybe more)
Rockphin (Solo……for now)
Repost and add you name if you plan on going to texans at dolphins.
I think there was some shenanigans on the poll. Are there even 28 posters who come here????? (there were 28 total votes)
(Piggy shrugs)
I doubt we have 28 regulars
Rocks in — sounds like I need to concentrate on some legs work out. Gonna be a lot of standing the F up.
LOL! I’ll take it easy on you old man. Just make some noise!
For the Bills to cut Manuel, they’d have to conclude not only that he’s not good enough to beat out Matt Cassel to be the starter, but also that he’s not good enough to beat out Tyrod Taylor and Jeff Tuel to be the backups. And they’d have to conclude that Manuel is so bad that they’d rather pay him not to be on the roster at all than pay him to stand on the sideline holding a clipboard. If there’s really a chance of that, Manuel must look even worse behind closed doors than he looks on the field.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!
I knew he would suck when I saw him at FSU
These are easier moves to make when the team is making a coaching change
Nice work Piggy. I have not seen enough love for Garo though from everyone. I got to meet him when I was a kid after he retired he was opening a gyro restaurant in Hollywood on U.S. 1 and my parents took us. Super nice guy I remember he autographed a cartoon poster of himself trying to throw the ball with a chain linked to the ball. Wish I still had it. R.I.P. Garo.
we did a RIP at the start of the Dolphins newspeice on Saturday and everyone that stopped by mentioned Garo
Rhino is the only one who mentioned him
Gigi
He was only a tiny piglet when Garo played
Squeal
I can’t believe how young I look
what a bad haircut…
Gigi – Not true. I saw a lot of RIP Garo’s, including one from myself.
RIP GARO !!!!!!! there all better.. 🙂
Ditto!
Thanks Manitoba! RIP Garo!
Piggy
Remember when your mom made you wear these to nursery school?
embarrassing…but my trotters stayed dry
Rock/Stanger/Piggy:
i am leaning towards attending, need to firm up whether two or four.. on that note, have you seen this ??
New for this season, we will begin demand based pricing for single game tickets. The price of tickets may be adjusted as the demand for the game increases. The earlier you buy, the more you will save.
I haven;t seen it
but I’m guessing that is why Stanger is eager to get a head count
Saw it in my inbox last week , notification that single game tix are now on sale..
hoping to make that game then fly to Bawston for the Thursday night Pats game.. What do one way flights from Miami to North East run ??
Toba — we just have to get ten set or enough set and enough maybes to be comfortable with ten. Not going to pressure out of towners too much, but the earlier you know would be helpful.
And the one way flight shouldn’t be too much so long as you go with one of the discounts that price that way (like spirit, Jet Blue, etc)…….but rule of thumb from Florida to the North East that time of year is the earlier you book the cheaper. People plan their trips well in advance.
The Flying Pig says:
May 18, 2015 at 10:50 am
I’m rooting for the western teams
not me, i am rooting for hulk hogan to smash the iron shei…….oh wait, you meant basketball. oh well same thing in my book
The “Camel Clutch” baby! lol
i prefer Camel Toe.. 🙂
🙂
Gigi (@Mrs2620) says:
May 18, 2015 at 12:04 pm
Rhino is the only one who mentioned him
or more accurately put. rhino’s is the only one you saw.
The Flying Pig says:
May 18, 2015 at 11:51 am
I knew he would suck when I saw him at FSU
yes he did. i dont give the qb credit for a win or blame for a loss. i believe football is the ultimate team game. but i did in complete amazement watch him lose the gator game and one other i forget which it was. never seen a team play so great and one play just single handed lost the game. why i was so happy when the bills drafted him
Mike E: i am going through withdrawals.. my frikking softball manager failed to advise me that he is not entrring a team this year , until two days before season was to start.. then this morning i wake up to snow on the ground again, so it is a little less of a “Fuck You,Mr Manager”
What Up Toba ?
Dawggie… How it hanging sir.. All good here minus the snow.. unreal !!! send me a text as i have a new phone…’
Gigi, you have to back to Son’s article for the Garo RIPs.
That’s right
he died Friday
ffr — you getting your butt to the Texans game this year? Been too long.
Stanger: Thanx fer info above.. at this point i would say we are in for two.. my Pats fan buddy has been harassing us that “we never go to see his team ” , but with deflate gate, he is thinking of finding a new team to cheer for.. need to touch base with him and his wife as to whether they wanna meet in Bawston, skip altogether or double up on Miami Bawston..
Sounds cool. If it helps any, I love Boston almost as much as I hate the Pats. It was the nearest cool city to my small college in the middle of nowhere.
I did not see the announcement about Demand pricing, but I did notice that there was a HUGE swing in single game ticket prices on the chart that was posted (150% swing from one game to the next) when they announced that singe game tickets were on sale.
Look at the difference in pricing from game to game!!
http://www.miamidolphins.com/tickets-and-stadium/single-game-tickets.html.
manitobafinfan says:
May 18, 2015 at 12:24 pm
i prefer Camel Toe.. 🙂
had her do this just for you. nothing like some CCT
WHEW !! i was scared to scroll down, you pleasantly surprised me sir.. Than you, and home grown to boot or toe
stangerx says:
May 18, 2015 at 12:32 pm
ffr — you getting your butt to the Texans game this year? Been too long.
what the hell is it with you and my butt.
(and you do know it is may dont you, who the fuck plans something that far in advance)
Who plans that far ahead? — people trying to get a group section together so we can all sit together and get us all a discount.
Sorry Gigi, but no RIP for Garo from me. I don’t remember him playing. Hell, I was 7 when he was a dolphin the last time. (I think) And I didn’t even follow the Dolphins then. (dad was a NY Giants fan) I didn’t even start following the Dolphins until 4 years after that when I went to my first game at the orange bowl. (a Giants game) that the dolphins won. I have no fond memories of players from 40 freaking years ago. (sorry OD I don’t even read your perfection series because I don’t care that we won SOOOO long ago.)
I do not remember him playing because I was a little kid but my parents told me all about the Fins and their history, that is how I grew to love this team. I respect and admire all of the players from the Perfect Season — it meant a lot to my parents (R.I.P. to them). To each his own.
LOL @ Rock speaking his mind.
Manitoba
That sucks!!! Sorry man, that’s wrong! We’re hovering at .500, split a doubleheader yesterday. Finally felt real good pitching. Was really spotting my fastball well, and I decided to change speeds a lot more, I feel like I’ve been throwing the fastball too much, and all good hitters will get the timing down. Yesterday was easily my best this year, but I’ve only pitched 3 games so far.
Could also try using a smaller ball and rotating your arm the other direction….woman! 🙂
wrong spot for reply…. “touring that Province”
yeah, even with slo throw, i enjoy switching up the delivery to mess with hitters.. i have a nasty left to right spin i like to jam righties with, lots of foul outs.. then i drop them in from like 12 ft straight down..
D: I do like that region…
Wasn’t CCT a good group back in the 60’s?
Commission Canadienne du Tourisme
Canadian Camel Toe
Wouldnt you want to tour that Canadian province?
possibly you meant CCR ?? lol
Cool thing is you can run a search on here (or any web page) put someone’s name, you can see how many times it/they are referenced. I stand by my prior statement. Many of you (including me) may not have seen Garo play but I respected him and feel bad he passed. Have a great day.
the search feature only gives you blog posts
I don;t think it gives you comments
Oops
This is wrong
You can run a comments search in the admins functions
I just did for “Garo” and “Yepremian”
there are many RIPs
Anyway everyone pays their respects in their own way
I don’t care how they do it
Dolfans NYC donated $$$ top his favorite charity which I though was awesome and evidence that they are a class organization
You can just go back to the Garo blog and search on each page and count up the times his name was mentioned. I wasnt able to post the day it happened, i was out at a client site, but im pretty sure there were a few people talking about him and mentioning their own memories of him. Either way, its not like lack of comments means people dont care, they just might not know what to say. He’s an older guy who was a great for the Phins organization, he did a lot of good outside football and tragically died of the cancer he was trying to help fund and support research for. Good guy, great player. Sad indeed, but a lot of our hero’s are quickly approaching this time and event int heir lives.
D
No f’n way man. I’m too old now, I don’t have the quick twitch reflexes anymore, especially with my glove hand (since the stroke). Pitching baseball would be suicide for me.
Bleh, its true, you are old, but get some of those replacement sinews and get back out there. Think with every crack or pop, that just a step closer to being a cyborg and then you can live forever.
self defense mechanism still kicks in with me.. lol
Rock: Yeah the Pats and Cowboys tix are crazy..
D
Like this?
Nice !!
I just did some research because I could not remember what year it was and I am TOTALLY WRONG!!! The Dolphins did not play the NY Giants in Miami Until 1993. And I KNOW Woodley was the QB when I first became a fan.
He was the QB in the Superbowl we lost to Redskins… i believe Strock was his back up..
memories are messed up! I distictly remember it being a Dolphins / Giants game my dad took me to at the Orange bowl, but I just checked and that is IMPOSSIBLE!!
Also impossible that the QB was Woodley. LOL
Manitoba – Yup! The infamous Wood-Strock
Fucking McNeal, Fucking Riggins !!!!
Yeah, that image of McNeal hanging on Riggo’s jersey until he could hold it no longer is forever burned into my memory, not only from the game itself, but because it’s one of the most popular photos from that game.
Rock
That happens with memories sometimes. I swore the Rutgers vs Pitt game I saw was Marino’s last college game, but it was in his Junior year of at Pitt. It happens man.
according to what i just looked at we have played the Giants 7 times in the regular season … that just seems unbelievable….
That is strange. We don’t play the NFC East much at all. We played the Cowboys on Thanksgiving sometimes, but otherwise not too often at all.
Sorry guys — I think I am just more emotional about his passing as he reminds me of my parents and I was lucky to have met him.
Understandable . . .
He had a reputation of being very good to the Fans
The guy from DolfansNYC said he was really nice when he met him
this is so fucking perfect. maybe espn will finally see the country thinks the pats are a bunch of cheats. and this is fucking baseball game.
http://nesn.com/2015/05/brady-cheated-chant-erupts-in-seattle-as-mariners-host-red-sox-video/
Wait until the NFL season starts. LOL
stangerx says:
May 18, 2015 at 12:43 pm
Who plans that far ahead? — people trying to get a group section together so we can all sit together and get us all a discount
like i said who the hell plans that far in advance.
Gigi,
Read below- If you go to May 16 @ 7:12 am, you’ll see the beginning of a long thread of posts acknowledging his passing.
wyoming85 says:
May 16, 2015 at 7:12 am
Dolfans NYC @DolfansNYC · 6m6 minutes ago
Former Dolphins Kicker Garo Yepremian Dies At 70 http://bit.ly/1d5XMdv #Dolphins
Reply
Try Pod says:
May 16, 2015 at 7:44 am
I am sad to hear that. OD may want to write a piece on him- if he has time.
Rest in peace, Garo.
Reply
Gigi (@Mrs2620) says:
May 18, 2015 at 1:25 pm
Sorry guys — I think I am just more emotional about his passing as he reminds me of my parents and I was lucky to have met him.
sssooooooooooooooo, your saying your parents couldnt throw a football either
i know one of you was asking/hoping every teams fans this year rip into the pats for cheating, well if it is happening at a baseball game, i think there is a good chance you get your wish
That would be me and I think it’s gonna be brutal and hilarious. LOL
Mike E, we rotate every year through the NFL divisions. Back in the day when the divisions had 5 teams we seemed to never play the Giants but played the Redskins, Cowboys, Eagles and Cardinals most of the time.
^NFC divisions
Gotcha. I do remember playing the Cards the Skins more often, but the Giants were a team we hardly played.
I was just looking at pro-football-reference.com to see when we played the NYG, and looked at the 1984 season. Amazing that FB Woody Bennett was the leading rusher for us that season with 606 yards, 7 TD’s.
I did not know this. Crazy!
“Yepremian was an immediate target to NFL players who considered American football the exclusive realm of Americans. Players were looking to take Yepremian’s head off, and before his first kickoff his coach told him to run to the bench as soon as he kicked before his opponents could lay into him. Yepremian kicked off, then in a harried state ran to the wrong bench, finding himself sitting with the opposing team. Yepremian had never worn a helmet and at first decided not to use one with a face mask, but that changed during Week 4 of the 1966 season, when he was knocked to the ground and badly injured by Green Bay Packers linebacker Ray Nitschke. Afterwards, he started using a single-bar mask. He was the last player in the NFL to not wear a facemask on his helmet.”
That’s silly. I’d bet half of the players parents weren’t born in America.
I don’t really know, but I guess you would be right in a lot of cases.
Mike E, yeah we played the Giants in 1972 and then the next time was 1990.
Crazy shit…..
Any how i must now go brave the 33 F temps in my shorts … wish me me luck..
Ugh… I’m glad that shit is done here.
Tim Knight says:
May 18, 2015 at 1:44 pm
I did not know this. Crazy!
“Yepremian was an immediate target to NFL players who considered American football the exclusive realm of Americans. Players were looking to take Yepremian’s head off, and before his first kickoff his coach told him to run to the bench as soon as he kicked before his opponents could lay into him.
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Yeah Tim i read that earlier as well, and its kinda crazy to me, but then again, there has always been a pretty strong anti-immigrant stance (regardless of political party) going back to times where you would think its ridiculous they could have felt that way. Its almost as if the first immigrants who stepped foot on this land immediately forgot they were immigrants as well and started persecuting others. Irish, Scottish, Greeks, etc. all have felt the brand of immigrant and what it means to be discriminated against because of that status. Seems as well that as soon as those “immigrants” settled in and became part of the american fabric, they to inherited this dislike for immigrants. Pretty soon Mexican immigrants will hate on some other group of people immigrating to America.As much as time changes thing, some things remain pretty constant.
The more that things change, the more they stay the same?
Yeah it is fucked up. I remember hearing the word foreigner being used when I was a kid growing up in the 70s. By a lot of people.
shula was widely known for looking the other way when bringing foreigners into the nfl. most teams had a black ball list but shula didnt care
(just thought i would beat jetsuck to this kind of post)
His parents were Hungarian immigrants so that probably had something to do with it.
Tim Knight says:
May 18, 2015 at 2:17 pm
His parents were Hungarian immigrants so that probably had something to do with it.
shula’s? hmmmm, i thought his parents were from columbia and the ones who started the miami drug ring so popular in the 70’s
This is unnerving.
http://news.yahoo.com/hacker-plane-in-flight-system-fbi-160211211.html
The Flying Pig says:
May 18, 2015 at 9:07 am (Edit)
The Marlins fired their manager and hired their GM to be their manager and GM….
Have you guys ever heard of this before?
WTF
*************
Didn’t Bobby Cox do this in Atlanta?
And if I’m not mistaken Jack McKeon may have done it more than once.
Yeah when i read it i was thinking same thing about Bobby Cox.
Try: Thank you — my bad was reading the one post where it mentioned his passing.
FFR: My parents were soccer fans before football so yeah neither one could throw a football, but my Dad had serious skills w/soccer ball. His cousin was a pro and in the U.S. Hall of Fame for soccer and his granddaughter is a pro soccer player as well.
That is awesome about the soccer Gigi
I am a first generation American Football person too
My parent never understood American football
Commie!
I don’t know why but I found “first generation American Football person” funny. LOL
There is a bit of political correctness to it, Tim lol
gigi
i was joking. you know, garo’s lame attempt at a pass and all.
and i too am a big soccer fan, even enjoyed the US womens team putting a hurting on mexico last night in a pre cup friendly
gigi dont tell anyone but when i was younger, i was mad skilled with letting the air out of a soccer ball. if only i went the football route.
You sure it wasn’t the band “foreigner” Tim
(Singing) it feels like the first time…
I wish it was.
You’re not a real mericun (like Blaine Gabbert) if you dont love football and have 5 generations who loved football. You got to walk around all yankee doodle doo, shittin 4th of july fireorks and your farts better sound like star spangled banner. Buncha commies around here i tell ya.
America……..fuck yeah! 🙂
Try, he could of just said “first generation American Football fan”. The word person was what made me laugh.
Sure- I just thought the phrasing was awkward (re. politically correct- sounding).
Marlins coach/GM, Dan Jennings,is a local guy from over hee in Mobile. He is good family friends with one of the guys who works in my department. Really nice dude from everything i have heard. Maybe he can turn that team around.
FFR: You are ALWAYS joking (mostly) and thank you! 🙂
Remember the blond joke craze way back when? First one I’ve seen in years.
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An old blind guy wanders into a lesbian bar by mistake. He loudly asks the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blond joke?”
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “since you are blind it is only fair that you should know five things before you tell that joke:
1. The bartender is a blond girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blond woman.
3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blond gal with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blone and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blond and a professional wrestler.
“Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?”
The blind cowboy shakes his head and says, “Nope…why bother explaining it five times when no one will get it.”
Ive heard this one before lol, still awesome every time i hear it lol.
LOL
Blonde Joke appropriate for a football blog.
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello? It’s only 25 cents!”
LOL
And what do you call a smart blond?……..depends on what the name of the yellow lab is.
LOL
She might be the smartest person who ever lived.
SMH, another person (the one that wrote the joke) that has no concept of what a good football seat is 😉
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”
LOL —- right now I’m glad Gigi ain’t blond, but am worried Herd might show up.
It’s all in good fun. LOL
Son of a bitch!
Is Chip Kelly the new Belichick?
http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/changing-nfl-extra-point-could-make-tebow-a-weapon/ar-BBjUZY2
The Eagles proposed the new 2 pt conversion be from the 1 yard line, and in anticipation of that happening they signed Tebow.
Oh right, only Tebow will be the great 2 pt. converter. LMAO!!!!
So the Jets had Tebow to be the punt protector and now the Eagles have him for 2 pt. conversions. Oh brother, what an embarrassment.
Hey Chip, how about we keep the 2 pt. conversion the way it is.
Then he cuts him. Can’t blame a guy for thinking ahead.
A blonde goes to the doctor’s and find out she is pregnant with twins. She starts crying and the doctor asks her what’s wrong. She replies, “I know who the dad is for one of them but I don’t know who the dad is for the other one!”
A blonde, out of money, and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom. She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, “I’ve kidnapped you.” She then wrote a big note saying, “I’ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides, on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde.” The blonde then pinned the note to the kid’s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning, the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, “How could you do this to a fellow blonde?”
The Dolphins gave up an average of 16.9 points and 314 yards per game with Jones and Delmas starting and finishing; the numbers were 29.8 points and 372.8 yards in the other games.
These are the type of stats that kill me. If you’re going to bring it up, then show other relevant stats to give it real meaning, like how did the Albert injury play into this, or other injuries.
http://www.miamidolphins.com/news/article-1/Jones-Excited-To-Be-Reunited-With-Delmas/3ef8be21-119d-4c4c-962a-c0624c2b89fd
If I remember correctly the D (team) was pretty good when both were in the lineup, which is why I wanted Delmas back. The run started in week 4 against the Raiders, Jones was out the first 4 (as we all know).
Tanne just signed his extension.
5th yr or a multi yr extension? Link please
They dont have the details yet, just that its through 2020
extends him through 2020
Any details?
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000493141/article/miami-extends-ryan-tannehills-contract-through-2020
Miami Dolphins Cheer @MDCheer · 2h2 hours ago
Meet new MDC, Sabrina! Sabrina enjoys dancing, running, and the gym.
See the 2015 squad: http://bit.ly/1HpY3oq
I’m praying for the day where it says one of these cheerleaders enjoys pork…
That’s great news D. I really didn’t want him lighting it up this yr without the extension, because he’d then want more $$. Parker to Tannehill is like the piss boy to Mel Brooks, in that they both have a wide catch radius, which is needed 😉
Well now we know Tanny is our QB of the present and the future. GD is probably streaking around his neighborhood banging pots and pans yelling get in line bitches!!!! LOL
Be interesting to see the structure…
You want a Tanny jersey now is the time.
And there is one where I’m real interested to see the details of the contract. For starters guessing it will be worked around Suh’s big salary bump next year.
stangerx says:
May 18, 2015 at 3:45 pm
LOL —- right now I’m glad Gigi ain’t blond, but am worried Herd might show up.
Guess who’s here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
The pretty blonde 🙂
WOW, my boy is gonna stay & he graciously signed a very team friendly deal for a franchise QB in today’s $100M+ market.
Kudos #17!
Andrew Abramson ✔ @AbramsonPBP
#Dolphins QB Ryan Tannehill signs 6-year, $96 million extension for an average of $16 million/year http://dailydolphin.blog.palmbeachpost.com/2015/05/18/dolphins-extend-quarterback-ryan-tannehill-through-2020-season/ …
Armando Salguero @ArmandoSalguero
Ryan Tannehill gets $45 million in guaranteed money, per league source:
Probably hurts Russell Wilsons push to be a 20mil a year QB.
Tim, how did you know I just came back inside from doing that? I think someone called the cops. 😯
Great timing!!! LOL
You may be surprised who was #16 on the list of the 2005 draft redo.
http://football-players.pointafter.com/stories/3989/repick-mock-draft-first-round-2005-nfl-draft?utm_medium=cm&utm_source=outbrain&utm_campaign=ao.cm.ob.dt.3989&utm_term=dt#16-Cameron-Wake
Its a 6 year 96M dollar deal for Tanny
which is 16M a year
which is not a whole lot for a franchise QB
Team first, he hasn’t made the playoffs yet but his steady growth earned him a very nice deal. I’m sure he and Lauren will be okay with $45M guaranteed. LOL
Yeah Russell Wilson, granted with a couple Superbowl trips to his credit, is pushing for 20mil. I bet this puts a damper on that. Wilson may stand a better chance if crazy man throws down 20mil for Luck.
http://overthecap.com/position/quarterback/
Tanny will average $16M per…..he’s not greedy. He’s a team -player & leader for awhile now.
So ENJOY IT Randy! 😉
Somewhere Home just puked all over Home Cooking & then kicked his lil Home dog….lol