The Porcine Oddyssey #99: Bills @ Dolphins, The Face of Poultry Vengeance

The Porcine Oddyssey #99:  Bills @ Dolphins, The Face of Poultry Vengeance

A Family of Bills fans gathers around a television set.  

Bills Papa:  Come on kids its almost on.


Bills Son:  Its great that we are all here except for Mama.

Bills Papa:  Well we had to sell her organs to make a little money, rest her soul…

Bills Daughter:  Shut up, its about to start!


Bills Papa:  Cooking with Buffalo Sauce is the best show ever.

Bills Son:  Yep…Buffalo wings, Buffalo Sandwich, Buffalo Pie, Buffalo Soup…

Bills Daughter:  Shhhh…I didn’t take time off from the massage parlor to hear you two talk!

On the TV Set a chef stands in front a kitchen.

The Chef:  Today we are making a classic..Buffalo Wings!  For this recipe you will need cayenne pepper, butter, white wine vinegar, garlic salt, foot powder, and of course chicken.

Untitled Nancy Meyers Proj.


Bills Son:  Did he say foot powder?


Bills Papa:  Yeah…um…foot powder…

Bills Son:  But that isn’t in the traditional recipe

Bills Papa:  Well son, things have changed since Rex Ryan is here in Buffalo.  Look at what we did to the logo!

Bills Son:  I guess so.

Bills Daughter:  Shhhhh….I took time off work to watch this…I could be making a $4 tip giving a happy ending instead!


The Chef:  Take the garlic salt, cayenne pepper, foot powder and the vinegar and put it in the mixing bowl…then get your chick…hey where is the chicken….


Come closer…

The Camera Zooms in

The Chef:  Come a little closer

The Camera Zooms a little more in

The Chef:  A little more

The Camera Zooms closer 


The Chef:  I have a message for Buffalo…you are all going to lose…look deep into the face of the poultry who is going to do it…well okay, it won’t be a chicken who beats you…


Flames begin to cover the set of the cooking show.  

The Chef:  I will just burn you all!  For the Chickens!!!


Flames surround the home of the Buffalo Family

The Chef:  Hah Hah Hah Hah (laughing hysterically)  Cameron Wake will sack Tryod Taylor

The Chef:  Olivier Vernon will sack Tyrod Taylor

The Chef:  Then Jordan Phillips!  Then SUH!

Buffalo Bills quarterback Tyrod Taylor (5) looks to pass against the Carolina Panthers during the first half of an NFL preseason football game on Friday, Aug. 14, 2015, in Orchard Park, N.Y. (AP Photo/Heather Ainsworth)

The House Burns Down

On that Day:  

Many Bills Fans Died

Many Chickens Lived Another Day

Many Feet Were Coveted 



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418 Responses to The Porcine Oddyssey #99: Bills @ Dolphins, The Face of Poultry Vengeance

  1. Tim Knight says:

    I want to see the Mets celebrate tonight. 🙂

  2. manitobafinfan says:


    24-17 FINS

    Go Fins, Go Sam !!!

    Go Herd break some fingers off that Hand…

  3. wyoming85 says:

    I thought of you when I saw this

  4. finfanrob says:

    wyoming85 says:
    September 26, 2015 at 6:15 pm

    I thought of you when I saw this

    why???? i never wear a shirt under my overalls

  5. finfanrob says:

    i get tcu is ranked 3rd and has been highly ranked the last few years but do they ever recruit defensive players or just pretend it is indoor football

  6. Tim Knight says:

    Yes!!! the Mets clinched the NL East!!! It’s so much fun to win as a sports fan.

    Now all we need is Go Sam, go!!!

  7. The Flying Pig says:

    NY/Nj folks

    The game is on local tv tomorrow
    2nd week in a row

    And it will be 3 weeks next week

  8. The Flying Pig says:

    Congrats Mets
    You fucks!

  9. The Flying Pig says:

    I guess TCU is not the defensive powerhouse they used to be

  10. The Flying Pig says:

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  12. finfanrob says:

    they are the mets, it would be like saying congrats to a jets fan

  13. finfanrob says:

    wow. so someone tell me again why teams like tcu get so highly ranked. 55-52 to be lucky on a fluke play to pull out a win against an unranked team.

  14. finfanrob says:


    they didnt play def last year either. beating the sisters of the poor 1,576 to 1,573 week in and week out does not make you one of the better teams in the country.

  15. finfanrob says:


    it isnt just tcu, the whole issue of college rankings is a joke. ND beats a team of of smurfs and they move up in the poll. the ncaa rankings are a joke, it is all about popularity. what the ncaa should do is call their rankings the nielsen ratings. tcu is only ranked to have a texas team high in the rankings.

  16. getterdone says:

    107 total points… the NFL will have games like that if the rules keep changing like they have been.

  17. Rockphin says:

    So what to expect from Sunday’s home opener against Buffalo?

    Anything, of course!

    Hope-sparking dominance by Miami would not surprise.

    A soul-crushing defeat would not surprise.

    And neither would one of those in-between performances that leave you wondering — again — how good your team is, or isn’t.

    Read Greg’s Random Evidence blog daily at

    Read more here:

    Amen Greg Cote

  18. Tim Knight says:

    Yeah Piggy, the game is on tomorrow. Whooo hooo!!!!! 3 weeks in a row!!!

  19. finfanrob says:

    so i am just saying. the fins are 1-0 with a live chat. i am not blaming the loss at jax on tim, but well facts are facts.

  20. herdfan says:

    So what’s it to be? Chat or no chat? That is the question. 😉

  21. finfanrob says:

    Tim Knight says:
    September 26, 2015 at 10:22 pm

    Go chat your ass off for all I care. LOL

    hey, facts are facts. just admit you lost that game for the fins. i did everything right. you didnt

    (but here, i will take a 500-0 blow out by the bills for a recovery of Sam. there is some point football doesnt matter)

  22. finfanrob says:

    herdfan says:
    September 26, 2015 at 10:31 pm

    So what’s it to be? Chat or no chat? That is the question. 😉

    guess that is all up to tim, if he wants the fins to win or not.

  23. finfanrob says:


    lol, and i get OD, he is always here. and not saying about gigi, i get her anger. i get she only came here to vent. i dont doubt for a second she is a fan, but come on, i for one know this place is a place to vent anger over this team. we all do have one thing in common no matter how we deal with it, and that is the team winning.

    btw, with my daughter last night. she is a nurse. she works for the local all children’s in the cardio neo natal unit And was talking to her about sam and if taking out of icu is a good thing. she said that yeah it was, that he was stable and a very good thing. not that you didnt already know that

  24. Mike E. says:

    LET’S GO METS!!!!!!

  25. Mike E. says:

    GO SAM GO!!!!

  26. bookman11 says:

    Howie, 35-13 Fins
    Go Sam

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