The Porcine Oddyssey #99: Bills @ Dolphins, The Face of Poultry Vengeance
A Family of Bills fans gathers around a television set.
Bills Papa: Come on kids its almost on.
Bills Son: Its great that we are all here except for Mama.
Bills Papa: Well we had to sell her organs to make a little money, rest her soul…
Bills Daughter: Shut up, its about to start!
Bills Papa: Cooking with Buffalo Sauce is the best show ever.
Bills Son: Yep…Buffalo wings, Buffalo Sandwich, Buffalo Pie, Buffalo Soup…
Bills Daughter: Shhhh…I didn’t take time off from the massage parlor to hear you two talk!
On the TV Set a chef stands in front a kitchen.
The Chef: Today we are making a classic..Buffalo Wings! For this recipe you will need cayenne pepper, butter, white wine vinegar, garlic salt, foot powder, and of course chicken.
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Bills Son: Did he say foot powder?
Bills Papa: Yeah…um…foot powder…
Bills Son: But that isn’t in the traditional recipe
Bills Papa: Well son, things have changed since Rex Ryan is here in Buffalo. Look at what we did to the logo!
Bills Son: I guess so.
Bills Daughter: Shhhhh….I took time off work to watch this…I could be making a $4 tip giving a happy ending instead!
The Chef: Take the garlic salt, cayenne pepper, foot powder and the vinegar and put it in the mixing bowl…then get your chick…hey where is the chicken….
hmmmm…
Come closer…
The Camera Zooms in
The Chef: Come a little closer
The Camera Zooms a little more in
The Chef: A little more
The Camera Zooms closer
The Chef: I have a message for Buffalo…you are all going to lose…look deep into the face of the poultry who is going to do it…well okay, it won’t be a chicken who beats you…
IT WILL BE THE DOLPHINS!!!
Flames begin to cover the set of the cooking show.
The Chef: I will just burn you all! For the Chickens!!!
Flames surround the home of the Buffalo Family
The Chef: Hah Hah Hah Hah (laughing hysterically) Cameron Wake will sack Tryod Taylor
The Chef: Olivier Vernon will sack Tyrod Taylor
The Chef: Then Jordan Phillips! Then SUH!
The House Burns Down
On that Day:
Many Bills Fans Died
Many Chickens Lived Another Day
Many Feet Were Coveted
AND THE DOLPHINS DOMINATED THE BILLS
Finsmob Unleashed 
I want to see the Mets celebrate tonight. 🙂
Oh look, I got the page turn. LOL
Howie:
24-17 FINS
Go Fins, Go Sam !!!
Go Herd break some fingers off that Hand…
OOPS Duplicate.. change that to 27-21
FFR
I thought of you when I saw this
Oh my!
Where is the outrage?
I saw this earlier today. I see it is photoshopped.
wyoming85 says:
September 26, 2015 at 6:15 pm
FFR
I thought of you when I saw this
why???? i never wear a shirt under my overalls
i get tcu is ranked 3rd and has been highly ranked the last few years but do they ever recruit defensive players or just pretend it is indoor football
Yes!!! the Mets clinched the NL East!!! It’s so much fun to win as a sports fan.
Now all we need is Go Sam, go!!!
Oh yeah, and the Phins!!! 🙂
NY/Nj folks
The game is on local tv tomorrow
Weeeeeeee
2nd week in a row
And it will be 3 weeks next week
Congrats Mets
You fucks!
I guess TCU is not the defensive powerhouse they used to be
they are the mets, it would be like saying congrats to a jets fan
wow. so someone tell me again why teams like tcu get so highly ranked. 55-52 to be lucky on a fluke play to pull out a win against an unranked team.
Bc they were left out of the playoffs last season
But they looked bad
piggy,
they didnt play def last year either. beating the sisters of the poor 1,576 to 1,573 week in and week out does not make you one of the better teams in the country.
Well they had some defensive players on that team
piggy,
it isnt just tcu, the whole issue of college rankings is a joke. ND beats a team of of smurfs and they move up in the poll. the ncaa rankings are a joke, it is all about popularity. what the ncaa should do is call their rankings the nielsen ratings. tcu is only ranked to have a texas team high in the rankings.
107 total points…..next the NFL will have games like that if the rules keep changing like they have been.
So what to expect from Sunday’s home opener against Buffalo?
Anything, of course!
Hope-sparking dominance by Miami would not surprise.
A soul-crushing defeat would not surprise.
And neither would one of those in-between performances that leave you wondering — again — how good your team is, or isn’t.
Read Greg’s Random Evidence blog daily at MiamiHerald.com.
Read more here: http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/spt-columns-blogs/greg-cote/article36708582.html#storylink=cpy
Amen Greg Cote
Yeah Piggy, the game is on tomorrow. Whooo hooo!!!!! 3 weeks in a row!!!
so i am just saying. the fins are 1-0 with a live chat. i am not blaming the loss at jax on tim, but well facts are facts.
Go chat your ass off for all I care. LOL
So what’s it to be? Chat or no chat? That is the question. 😉
Tim Knight says:
September 26, 2015 at 10:22 pm
Go chat your ass off for all I care. LOL
hey, facts are facts. just admit you lost that game for the fins. i did everything right. you didnt
(but here, i will take a 500-0 blow out by the bills for a recovery of Sam. there is some point football doesnt matter)
^ 😉
herdfan says:
September 26, 2015 at 10:31 pm
So what’s it to be? Chat or no chat? That is the question. 😉
guess that is all up to tim, if he wants the fins to win or not.
I’d rather we lose so OD and Gigi can continue with their ire of the franchise and Sam gets well. 🙂
tim,
lol, and i get OD, he is always here. and not saying about gigi, i get her anger. i get she only came here to vent. i dont doubt for a second she is a fan, but come on, i for one know this place is a place to vent anger over this team. we all do have one thing in common no matter how we deal with it, and that is the team winning.
btw, with my daughter last night. she is a nurse. she works for the local all children’s in the cardio neo natal unit And was talking to her about sam and if taking out of icu is a good thing. she said that yeah it was, that he was stable and a very good thing. not that you didnt already know that
LET’S GO METS!!!!!!
Let’s go cubs!
GO SAM GO!!!!
Howie, 35-13 Fins
Go Sam